>/r9k/ tells me tinder is an easy way to get girls >Dead

>>37440049
what's your bio ? excluding personal shit of course

>>37440150
"The kids from the magic school bus have been trapped in my stomach for over a year"

>he fell for the tinder meme
Sad!

>>37440171
not funny, implies you're fat or have an eating disorder 3/10

>>37440242
Oh ya, king of comedy? What should I change it to then?

>>37440268
Not him, but yeah it wasn't funny. I feel like most people don't even know the magic school bus anymore. I barely remember it and I'm 25!

>>37440268
don't know you so can't say exactly, this is the type of shit you have to put effort into, grab a pen and paper and consider it an obnoxiously short writing prompt, don't have any signs of weakness in it because roasties pick on that shit.

>>37440049
I haven't had any luck either.
Originally I was just swiping on people I thought I might be able to be friends with, then just chicks who were hot and, after no matches besides bots, I just started swiping yes to everyone until I ran out and did it every day for weeks and still nothing.

It's weird because I'm not fuck-ugly.

as long as you follow the two rules you shouldn't have any issue.

>>37440863
>It's weird because I'm not fuck-ugly.
But do you look like a guy that a girl would want to fuck?

>>37440977
I was "cute" as a teenager and a chick sort of raped me once.
Does that count?

>>37441003
No. Sorry.
Girls want a man to fuck them.