>mfw I just found out I'm getting $1200 a month in dad's

I don't understand. Why are you getting your dad's social security? Is he dead?

Die in a grease fire>>37438917

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>>37438983
Nope, I'm a "full time student."

>>37439007
Awwwww, is the wagie upset? Why don't you just get some parents who worked their whole lives and ask them!

>>37439061
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Dieeeeee

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>>37438917
>>37439061
Sounds comfy as fuck. What are you planning to spend it on?

>>37439007
>>37439106
Oh wow are the ragie wagies STILL awake?
Better get to bed soon, nonny Mr. Shekelstein wants you in peak condition for that workload he has waiting for you.

Lucky. Unfortunately my parents are poorfags so I'll never get anything from them.

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>>37438917
You know your Dad can have that sanctioned from you, right?
I mean if it's all going to college stuff, good for you but let's be honest, either way if you don't have some type of work experience before getting out of college, you're fucked.

>>37438917

>literal millions

You know Social Security is literally going bankrupt right? You'll draw maybe 50 grand at most before the system collapses.

>tfw father has about 16 years of child support he never paid
>tfw will never see a dime of it
>tfw poverty
>tfw don't know if he's still alive
>tfw don't care

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>mfw my dad died at 56 and left me literal millions all in one go

get on my level neety, I don't have to work OR wait for each check. MY time is utterly unfettered.

If YOU want something expensive you have to save up a few checks. That's practically work when you think about it.

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>>37439140
LSD, video games, maybe a car. I'm planning on sitting on it, still with my roastie mom, so no rent to pay!

>>37439175
Nah, he's an old beta fuck whose given up on life. I've hit (beat) him before and he's done nothing, he still loves me and will never leave me, so he says, and I believe him.

>>37439235
There's more for me coming when my dad dies, and when mom dies, I'm going to have her 500,000 house, and her thousands of dollars of clothes, jewellry, and other such things. She's 56 right now, but I hope she pops a blood vessel or gets a stroke and dies, she's such an unruly, angry, ornery bitch.

>>37439222
That sucks for you wagie!

>>37439181
Not while Trump is president! Didn't you hear? He isn't touching any of it.

>>37438917
>for 12 months
wow so you are set for life (implying that you will not live very long)

>>37439300
>wagie
If I was a wagie, I wouldn't be in this situation. I'm too autistic to get hired anywhere. I'm still trying. I'm literally 3 weeks from being homeless. Thanks for the memes though.

People actually getting rekt over this bait OK bois have funsies

>>37439300
If your parents hold on long enough to need nursing home care, Medicaid will take the house and the jewels and everything fucking else before they're done.

I hope you like changing diapers. Maybe that way you can delay the day when they'll need custodial care.

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test pepe

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>>37439300
>LSD
Darknet I presume?
Have any prior experience with psychadelics?

Have some OC

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>>37440281
Nope. got a dealer near me. Already took it 4 times so far, it's a wonderful thing. No terrible experiences, but it needs to be used for a purpose, otherwise you'll sit down in your bed wondering why all the sentences in your head are changing into spoonerisms and why all the proper nouns like "I" and "They" and "My" simply melt before you. But it seems like psychedelics so far haven't forced me to come to face with the really traumatic, repressed memories in my head, which I'm surprised that it's so merciful.