Robot improvement thread?

this is literally the most pathetic post in existence

OP is fucking pedro from napoleon dynamite with his nappy crusty ass

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>>37434301
Its easier to give more personalized help rather than broad tips. You gotta see with the clay youre working with first

>>37434492
Yeah of course. Posting a picture and giving a brief description of what's going on in your life would help loads.

There are some general tips that everyone should be doing though

i'd rather be quiet and regular instead of being chad

>loud and annoying
>has to work out to maintain chad body
>low intelligence
>only attracts sluts and not real women

who the fuck would aspire to be like that?

We can start with motivation. It's one of the problems most robots face that stops us improving.

So how to fix motivation? Basically you can spend a while forming good habits, or you can use medications you can order online for exactly that purpose.

You can achieve more in a single day on adderall, ritalin or modafinil than you can in weeks if you're a depressed robot.

If you lack motivation, read up, order online, try it out, and set aside the entire day to self improvement. You can get a lot more done in a day than you'd think.

In that one day you can buy new clothes, order cosmetics online, get a haircut, start reading a book, etc.

>>37434618
>Chad doesn't have to be loud and annoying, just confident

>Your intelligence is your intelligence. Not like you spend all day reading and expanding your mind yourself.

>A chad body does look good, you'll come to enjoy the workout, and start to like yourself

>People always bitch about the qt nerdy girls just wanting chad too. Chad gets all the girls

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wasting your time OP

these people have convinced themselves that they're better off stewing in their own misery while blaming everything else in the world for their problems, they're just going to mock you and come up with lame excuses


the people here who want to change, probably already have the self awareness enough to know what changeable factors they're lacking in, it's a matter of willpower that most of these bitter cowards simply refuse to muster


they don't want to change, they come here to have their biases confirmed by other spiteful autists and to circlejerk about their woes because to them, this is their hugbox

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Well I think ive hit the max of what I can do to look better physically without turning into some copycat. People have told me ny personality is that of an extrovert and that I have nothing to worry. I still feel like some things wrong though

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So for the face, typically your problems are a shit haircut, acne, and bad facial hair

>acne
Buy benzoyl peroxide and use once per day. If it's really bad get accutane. Remember to moisturise with a dedicated face moisturiser daily. Have a shower every day or every other day if possible. Try to avoid touching your face as much as you can, and avoid picking spots unless they form a whitehead.

>haircut
Go to a male hair salon, not a barber. You pay a little extra but you can actually get a style. Works well if you've grown your hair out a bit. If you don't know what cut you want just ask them to do whatever they think would look best.
Keep it washed, and use product to style. Again, look up reviews and order online.

>facial hair
Unless you have the weakest jawline in the world, clean shaven is the best look. Especially if you're young and don't grow much facial hair. Wet shave often, taking care to shave your neck as well (eww neckbeard). Use tweezers to remove hair where a monobrow would grow.

>>37434826
Addressed that above. Psychostimulants are willpower in a pill. Takes 10 mins to order. May as well give it a go.

Also see a doctor if you're depressed as hell. Despite the negative rap they get, antidepressants to work, especially for moderate to severe depression

>>37435021
there's a reason this thread is sliding to page 5

robots don't want to be fixed. they are comfortable being human garbage

>>37435125
You're probably right. Strange to be so okay with feeling empty and hollow, knowing that you'll never amount to much. That your parents are disappointed with how you turned out.

You could be out there getting the girl you've always fantasized about, making a bunch of money to spend on your weeb shit, and actually realising that feeling things isn't as bad as you thought it was.

Then again I bet most of you are normies anyway and just shitpost with a few actual robots to feel better about your decent but pretty mediocre life.

>>37435125
Then why the fuck are you here tripfag.

>>37434695
i wish adderall was as easy to get here as in the US

>>37434301
>Do you not want to be seen as attractive?
>Get fit, smart, and more social?
>Make more money?
>Have the girls chasing after you?
I genuinely have no more interest in any of that. At this point, I want to be alone and have nothing to do with this planet anymore. I don't want to be around people anymore. I don't want to get involved. I just want to be alone.

>>37435567
Bitcoin, alphabay. Not hard unless you're in North Korea. Also regular amphetamine (speed) is the same thing, just dose low.

>>37435570
What happened? Maybe try shrooms or something, it might help you to find a new perspective

>>37435603
not gonna fuck around with illegal stuff, i have enough problems already

>>37435662
Buy modafinil on the clearnet then. Legal in most countries

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>>37435650
This is why I fucking hate normies. Why do I need a 'new perspective?' Stop trying to get me to think like you.

>>37435722
has to be prescribed

I've decided to become a pro fighter. It's much simpler than anything else in life. All you need to do is fight people and if you're successful you become an ultrachad. I'm surprised more robots aren't doing this. You can be neet all but one night every couple of months, it's the ideal lifestyle for a robot.