Just got fired lads. What do?
order chick fil a
That's your golden ticket to NEETbux
>>37433277
call a chick-fil-a and order a bunch of shit then never show up
>>37433277
It was a fast food job anyways anon, find another one.
>>37433277
How is las vegas/nevada? Last time I was over there was 10+ years ago.
>Just got fired lads. What do?
return fire
>>37433277
were you a lazy fucker?
also originali as fuck you moron
try harder, and find a new job, web connection is pretty expensive
You that guy in that thread last night who said he was going to kill himself?
>>37433277
Chick Fila is a SHIT
I worked there a few years ago for 2~ hours and got fired.. I had some gay trainer dude(he had the most stereotypical lisp ever) not teach me how to do everything properly and the manager fired me on the spot. My guy even said the same thing "you're not a chick fila fit"
I'm not even mad. It was a pretty terrible experience, most of the staff were Cuban immigrants that didn't speak English and working there made me never want to eat at one again...I've seen some shit.
Get a job at a movie theater. I worked at one in 2009. Pretty comfy if you can swing getting put anywhere but concessions.
>>37433277
>Just got fired lads. What do?
Why the fuck do you care at all about working for fucking chic fila
act even a tiny bit interested and competent and you can get an entry level service job
I recommend you apply to grocery stores, easy as fuck work
>>37433277
>me neet for 6 years
>got a job twice
>quit twice
atleast i never got fired
>>37433458
>I recommend you apply to grocery stores, easy as fuck work
Why would any robot choose working in a public place as opposed to a comfy warehouse?
How the fuck do you get fired from a minimum wage job? I can never understand this.
>>37433277
>hi
>good morning
hey
whatsup
hello
>>37433507
Warehouse work frequently involves some heavy lifting, for which most robots are likely ill-equipped.
I just applied to Mcdonalds, what am I in for?
Also feel bad you you, OP
>>37433340
Hot as hell in summer like 110 and if you have no car you're fucked
Otherwise ok I guess
>>37433277
>Sent from my iPhone
That's the worst part desu, not only did he fire you, but he fired you in the laziest way possible. He couldn't even be bothered to get to his desk before firing you, he just emailed you from his phone and didn't even bother to turn off that generic-ass signature it attaches to everything by default. What a fucker. I hope your next job is better, OP.
>>37433777
There's a kind of person who thinks saying "Good morning" before saying anything business related takes things up a notch in class and tone. I know one, anyway.
>order huge chicken order on the phone
>dont pick it up
masterplan m8
>fired via phone
kek
I'd probably take a shit in a bag and casually drop it in the middle of the store and walk out if someone did that to me.
>>37433277
> hi
> good morning
anyone else annoyed by that shit?
>>37433277
> attitude
you're unpleasant to be around
> ability
you're an idiot
> availability
you never show up to work or you call out on your shifts
Sucks senpai...sounds like you need to get your shit together.
On another note, Dave Taplin is about to have a rough night.
>>37433316
Please explain to me how getting fired from your job opts you for free money?
>>37434531
you qualify for unemployment if you are fired without specific cause (as in you are "not the best fit for our team").
>>37434454
>On another note, Dave Taplin is about to have a rough night.
Is he now?
>getting fired from a fast food place
Nigga are you really this incompetent?
>>37434674
looks like a nice guy who makes wise business decisions (like firing OP). How can we support him?
>sent from my iphone
lmao you're worth so little to him that he couldn't even be bothered to type it up on a computer, he probably fired you while he was taking a shit
>>37433429
do they let you watch the movies sometimes? or do they make you pay full price?
>>37433277
Lol you got fired by some dude emailing you on his phone whilst taking a shit. That's insulting and you should politely and articulate to him in a reply that this indicated he is a poor manager
>>37434674
Oh I love it so much when 4chan Does this! Can we please??
>>37433277
You know what time it is, my dude. Show your boss who is the boss :^)
get a 9mm, a trench coat, and a t shirt that says natural selection. Then go to the headquarters in atlanta and ask them if they believe in god.
>>37433277
welcome to the good life
>>37434531
If you're fired and it's not for you blatantly fucking up (like you broke something or caused a lawsuit fuck up, not just they ended up finding you annoying) you are entitled to unemployment and it's basically on them for letting you go since you at least tried to work.
>>37434642
>>37437664
You have to keep applying for jobs too keep unemployment after a certain point though
>>37433277
>Sent from my iPhone
like pottery my friends
>>37433345
>>37433395
>>37435410
>>37436276
My dudes, it's a fast food job. The mouth drooling losers working there don't deserve a quick trip to paradise.
>>37433594
in my humble experience it's much easier to get fired from minimum wage jobs, now that I think of it i've only heard of people getting fired from minimum wage jobs among the people I know
I guess they can hire literally anyone, highschoolers to crack addicts to 80 year olds, and their workers are completely disposable and could be replaced at the drop of a hat so they will fire you for simply not liking your face or thinking you walk weird
>>37437681
All you honestly have to do is just say you asked (random place here) for a job and you're set.
They can't be assed to even check if you actually did half the time, and by the time they get around to it itwill have been so long the employer won't even remember if you did or not and nobody can prove you didn't.
Roomante was on unemployment for a year and halfway through he just stopped looking for work because nobody in the government was actually checking or trying to help him gain employment in any way, just tossing him the check and asking no questions.
>sent from my iphone
what an asshole. he probably even has this saved as a template.
>>37433932
Could also be a sign that this is faked...
how the fuck do you get fired from fast food
Let's all send him hate mail, please post it since I'm to lazy to copy
>>37437887
>>37437936
You guys have no idea how heartless the average normie is.
Plus the boss is probably only making double or triple OP and stuck in fast food hell too. You don't need to sit down and do a schedule at a shitty computer in a tiny fast food "office" anymore with smart phones.
>>37437955
Don't fast food jobs like chic-fil-a and starbucks require you to be outgoing? That's probably why he got fired.
my manager threatened to fire me for bad hygiene
i'm hoping they do so i can get NEETbux
>>37435174
I know right? How fucking insulting, almost as bad if not worse than breaking up thru text. Fucking nig.
>>37438176
Getting fired does not mean you get NEETbux. It means you need a job. You get NEETbux if you're laid off.
I just had my first day on the job at Target
I'm sure its going to be miserable but I've had much worse, it'll be a walk in the park compared to the literal sweatshop I worked in
>>37438340
Not necessarily, if chic-fil-a claims they fired you for cause you won't get neetbux so theres no reason to not apply
You might get lucky
>Fired via email
>Sent from my iPhone
Wow that really has to hurt.
>>37433277
Where in Vegas are you anon? Where was that chick fil a? I thought they only opened one in Henderson.
>>37439212
That chick fil a was in Henderson. "Eastern and Ione"
>>37434674
There's something about this eyes that spook me a little. The way that one of them is open and inviting but the other is trying to stare me down like I'm some kind of murder victim.
mind my sperg but that just dont look right man
I'm from vegas OP want to smoke some weed tonight?
>>37439760
What part of town do you live in? Silverado ranch here. Can't do it tonight, it'll have to be tomorrow.
>>37440108
I live right down the street from henderson Chik-fil-a. So I guess warmsprings and sunset?
>>37440152
>using aol
heh but I sent you one
>>37434674
I see it too, anon. He's got the typical normie forced-smile that they put on for photo ops
>git gud with bussiness
>become a higher up in Chik-Fil-A
>fire his ass
>>37433277
Sucks to hear, anon.
At least the one on Stephanie and Warm Springs is pretty tight. The sweet tea and those fries are to die for.
Is there a group of people on earth more insufferable than managers at fast food chains/retail? They act like they're the chosen kings of the world because they can order a bunch of teenagers and middle aged women around.
And don't remind me about how they always talk about how you're "part of the team", but they wouldn't hesitate to fire you on the spot if Mr. Goldstein called and said he needed to spend less on employees to afford his new yacht.
>>37439760
Go to sleep nipposter
>>37440332
I thought he said he doesn't smoke weed anymore?
>>37439582
Are you reasonably fit/able to talk down to normies? I might be able to get you a security job with MGM if you want. Pays way the fuck better than Chic fil a too.
>>37440408
Nope, I'm 5'4 with a gut, not a tough guy at all. No fucking chance in hell unless they're that desperate.
>>37433277
Here's something to comfort you - they don't fire you because you're stupid or incompetent a lot of the time, they fire you because they can't dupe you into being shekelsteins wage cuck as easily as retarded normies are duped into it. They don't hire the best and brightest, they hire who they think is best at taking orders and slaving away happily - that's why roasties and meth heads and convicts are great employees at fast food joints.
>>37440445
Fuckin a mate, 5'4"?
That wont fly for security, however, you should focus on casinos if you're over 21. We pay much better than fast food, and they don't try to cuck you into thinking they're the end all be all.
Lmk if you want some advice or just a bro to talk to, i live in Spring Mountain, my housemates have weed, and i have a pool and beer.
>>37440408
>>37440472
Yo I'm not that anon but I also live down here. Would you be able to hook me up? Do they drug test?
>>37437817
Exactly this, here's some facts for you:
- McDonald's fires or loses about 50% of their workforce every year
- The vast majority of their workers are never there for more than 2 or 3 years
- A significant minority quit or get fired within 3 months
Fast food workers are utterly disposable, unless you slobber their cock real good and self sacrifice your life with enthusiasm to become a manager, they drop you pretty quickly because it's actually more efficient to have high turnover rate than to invest in most employees for this particular firm
>>37440472
It's nice to see anons being nice to each other and having some camaraderie after the normie invasions and turbo-autists
>>37433429
i got a job at a theater, it's pretty comfy but they make all the plebs do the same rotation of concession, and cleaning etc.
it's not really hard, it's pretty easy to just pretend to be friendly, but not give a fuck if someones being a dick.
The vast majority of people are completely fine customers, but you get one person thats an ass, and my normie co-workers are all like "omg i hate people so much !" like bitch whatever it literally doesnt matter that some old cunt got pissed off that our bottled pops are $4.50
>>37440497
They definitely drug test. All of casinos do, some even follicle test, which is what i did to get into surveillance. I can hook you up to an extent, but im not HR. With security in particular, they're looking for a certain type of guy.
>>37440534
Meh, im more chad than i used to be (live with GF) but i frequent this board and the best people ive met are always robots who just need a hand.
It's easy to get jaded, especially in Vegas.
>>37440455
I appreciat it anon. One of the managers said to me when I asked for shifts a week ago that "I was one of the smartest guys he's ever met." But he still didn't give me a shift.
>>37440472
5'4. My co-workers laughed at me for not being able to reach the stuff on the top shelf or lift the heavy garbage bags. I had to ask for help
I appreciate the offer anon, but I'm 18, due for college (I hope). I want to be a professor of History because that's my personal autism, but you never know. I'd really only ever do casino work as a last resort. Thank you so much though anon, and I'd love to hang out with you meanwhile. Spring Mountain is far away anon from where I live (Silverado) Best way to contact you?
>>37440605
>Weed is now legal in Nevada
>Some casinos do foolicle test
Well just fuck my shit up bro. I smoke weed so I wouldn't be able to pass unless if it was a piss test. Would you want to smoke sometime at least?
>>37440613
Add me on discord, i don't game as much as i used to, but i'll shoot you an invite to my discord with a few close friends.
Discord = Coleisabagel#6469
>>37440639
See my other reply for my discord. I don't smoke, but i go out to the golden tiki here in Chinatown fairly often and drink. My brother is always looking for people to smoke with.
>>37440670
I don't really like drinking since I've had bad experiences. I wouldn't mind smoking with your brother but I'm guessing he might be a normalfag and not like robots?
>>37440605
I'm 6'0 and 350 lbs, can you hook me up with a security guard job?
Or can I just come swimming because it's fucking asshole hot out now
>availability
Out of all the things that are horrible about wageslaving this triggers me so much. They actually fucking expect you to not have a fucking schedule and come in on the drop of a hat for a job that pays a joke wage.
>>37433277
who fires people over email, and why didnt they explain why specifically?
>>37433417
how did you have a gay trainer when the company is anti-gay?
>>37438340
Getting fired and getting laid off are different?? I always thought "laid off" was just a euphemism for fired.
>>37441053
They go out of their way to appease them. When I worked there, they encouraged us to go to AIDS marches and shit. They also hire blatant homosexuals like that to prove they're not bigoted or something like that.