***DAILY REMINDER*** Here's a list of things you'll

>>37426522
>You won't clean your room
Already done
>You won't exercise
Just got back from the gym
>You won't get a job
DELET
>You won't get laid
No shit
>You won't get a wave from a female
Most likely not, true.
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Yeah, true. The female chashier at the grocery store wasn't there today
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Only game I'm playing right now doesn't have difficulty settings, but yeah I won't beat it today
>You won't get the best play of the game
I'm not sure what this means
>You won't install gentoo
True. My phone stopped working three weeks ago
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
DELET. Though kinda hard to get a message with no phone
>You won't create a new meme
Most likely not, true
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
I've only managed this once, with a childhood feels thread

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>>37426522
FUCK YOU NIGGER FAGGOT I DON'T EVEN CARE!

>>37426522
Well you aren't wrong, but please don't rub it in.

>You won't clean your room
>You won't exercise
WRONG AND WRONG AGAIN
Checkmate atheists.

>You won't clean your room
>You won't exercise
>You won't get eye contact from a female
>You won't get a message from your oneitis

That's where you're wrong with me buddy. I can't guarantee any of the others though.

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>>37427102
>>37427052
You still ain't getting laid you virgin bitch bois

Got it, but here's the list of things I'll succeed at today.
>getting drunk as fuck
>getting high as fuck
>eating free food, courtesy of the government
>wanking to hd porn
>twice

I'm still not losing.

none of that will happen, but at least I'm alive and can still laugh sometimes

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>>37426522
You're right OP, I won't accomplish any of those things.

>>37426522
>won't clean room
I'm autistic when it comes to keeping it clean, it's good. The futon is even made.
>you won't exercise
Did my morning push ups and got done with my pull up sets. I'd like to get some weights though, and a treadmill.
>you won't get a job
Wrong. And it's not a McJob or retail either.
>won't get laid
Fug :DDDDD
>won't get a wave from a female
I did but I didn't care to respond back.
>won't get eye contact
Did for a few seconds.
>won't beat that game on hardest difficulty
I'm playing CS and I already beat stalker on master a couple times, currently playing misery mod though so my butthole is in for a rough one.
>won't get play of the game
Overwatch is shit.
>won't install gentoo
I'll deal with Linux later.
>won't get a message from your oneitis
Haven't had one since 8th grade, I'm not that autistic.
>won't create a new meme
Why would I when the new memes revolve around that dumbass coffee frog and overused ragie wagie memes
>won't get 300+ replies in your thread
That's because I channel my inner Australian and shitpost instead.

cleaned my room have a job beat that game made a meme made /britfeel/ yesterday

>>37426705
>Not having a phone.
A true robot quality.

>>37427422
Way to expose yourself norman, now leave

>>37426522
I'll bite your bait
>You won't clean your room
Done yesterday. Just need to vacuum today
>You won't exercise
Sore from yesterday
>You won't get a job
Already have one
>You won't get laid
There's a reason I'm here
>You won't get a wave from a female
Fuck bitches, get money
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Fuck bitches, get money
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Done
>You won't get the best play of the game
I browse /r9k/. Im literally a loser in his parents basement with a gaming desktop. I can get it
>You won't install gentoo
topkek
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
done
>You won't create a new meme
That's an ironic meme there
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
Bump :3

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>>37426522
I've already done all of these yesterday

>You won't clean your room
Can't because I'm sick
>You won't exercise
Can't because I'm sick
>You won't get a job
Have one, off on sick leave
>You won't get laid
Can't because I'm sick, got laid 2 weeks ago though
>You won't get a wave from a female
My mum waved goodbye to me this morning
>You won't get eye contact from a female
See above
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
I beat DOOM last week on the ultimate difficulty where you only have 1 life the whole game
>You won't get the best play of the game
Got a solo team kill PotG as Orissa with a drag over the on 4 and killed 2 others with gun fire
>You won't install gentoo
Shoo shoo /g/
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
My oneitis killed herself 2 years ago. I'd be spoop'd if I did
>You won't create a new meme
You got me there, I'm shit at memes
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
But I get that over at /fit/ already

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>>37427898
Too sick to clean your room but not too sick to
>I beat DOOM last week on the ultimate difficulty where you only have 1 life the whole game

>>37427943
What part of "last week" don't you understand? I got disagnosed with viral pneumonia two days ago, literally on the "Friday" of my working week so my apartment is a little messy as Saturday is my cleanup day. Really though it's basically just a messy bed, rubbish hasn't been taken out and clothes piling up because I haven't done washing. Apart from that, the place looks fine

>started training for shitty mexican bus boy job today
Fuck you OP I'm trying god dammit

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>>37428066
Please don't be sick anymore, Anon.

>You won't clean your room
Yes
>You won't exercise
Yes
>You won't get a job
I never will
>You won't get laid
I never will
>You won't get a wave from a female
>You won't get eye contact from a female
I won't even see a female today, or for the rest of the week. I always do groceries on monday and don't see a single soul for the the rest of the week.
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
>You won't get the best play of the game
K
>You won't install gentoo
I don't care
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Don't have one.
>You won't create a new meme
Now that one actually hurts.
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
K

>>37426522
Joke's on you, did 10 push ups today.

>>37426522
>>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
bullshit I do this every day

>>37428180
Awww I'll do my best anon! Currently in bed popping pills to kill these shitty symptoms. Only problem is the medication makes it almost impossible to sleep thanks to the pseudo effedrine.

Can't believe the replies try to prove op wrong like you losers are trying to be cool on a fucking message board site. How do you take the b8 like that?

>>37427422
"I'm playing CS"

"Overwatch is shit"

kek

>>37426522
>you won't clean your room
idc
>you won't excercise
I will when I get benzos tomorrow
>you won't get a job
I will when I get benzos tomorrow
>you won't get laid
I will when I get benzos tomorrow
>you won't get a wave from a female
prolly not
>you won't get eye contact from a female
I will when I go to kfc
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
idc
>You won't install gentoo
idc
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
don't have one
>You won't create a new meme
I've already made a shitload of classic memes
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
Already done that a million times I don't really care

>>37428239
They're desperate to prove they have some significance

>>37426522
>won't clean my room
Don't need to today
>won't exercise
Fapping counts, right?
>won't get a job
Why would I get a job today when I already have two?
>won't get a wave from a female
Already have today, though it was just a work colleague
>won't get eye contact from a female
Again, work
>won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
No rush, it'll happen one day.
>won't get the best play of the game
Thank God, Overwatch is fucking gay
>won't install gentoo
Whatever that is I probably don't need it
>won't get a message from your oneitis
...got me there ;_;
>won't create a new meme
How do you know, one of my shitposts today could snowball into the next meme
>won't get 300+ replies
Not if I make a generic survey thread nigger

>>37428239
>implying I have something better to do
I just like filling out surveys desu

>>37426522
does it feel good to bully suicidal, depressed people?

i wonder how many anons have killed themselves because of your posts

>>37428422
Hopefully all of them if I'm lucky

>>37426522
>You won't get the best play of the game

Does anyone find this hard?

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>>37426522
>***DAILY REMINDER***
>Here's a list of things you'll fail to do today:
>>You won't clean your room
Because mommy did.
>>You won't exercise
I rode my bike for 2 hours.
>>You won't get a job
Have a job.
>>You won't get laid
My dick doesn't work.
>>You won't get a wave from a female
I did when the intern walked in.
>>You won't get eye contact from a female
Talked with out intern. (She's one of the best people I've ever met, failed to find a flaw in her.)
>>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Mad Max the game doesn't have a difficulty setting. Though I wish it did...
>>You won't get the best play of the game
What, like, the high score? No, you're right.
>>You won't install gentoo
Right again.
>>You won't get a message from your oneitis
I haven't seen my oneitis in 10 years. I hope she's doing well.
>>You won't create a new meme
Don't have to. I'm a living meme.
>>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
Shut your fucking whore mouth.

>all these normies and wagefags

Pathetic desu

>>37426522
>You won't clean your room
Not my job
>You won't exercise
About to do a shit ton of walking that better coun
>You won't get a job
Already have one
>You won't get laid
Woke up to being eaten out and i'm going back for round two when i get back
>You won't get a wave from a female
Bet you she'll wave to me as i'm backing out the driveway
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Already done
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
Probably not today no games usually take several days.
>You won't get the best play of the game
Not how above works
>You won't install gentoo
Not my deal.
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
She'll text me later asking what she should make for dinner 20:1
>You won't create a new meme
Currently working on a hard counter to WagieMeme but, by nature, it'll be niche but for the elite.
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
Already got 2 that peaked earlier, 1 bait thats at 200+ and not stopping, and 2 new ones that will guaranteeably reach 500.

>>37426522
Tooo easy. Try harder.

>>37426522
>spent yesterday cleaning
>planning a bike ride after work
>made eye contact and waved at cute girl at work
>rarely play video games so idgaf about the rest

>all these people not knowing what a play of the game is

You guys live in caves?

>>37430369
>Keeping up with the latest, hippest trends.
A true robot quality.

>>37426522
Eye contact is pointless. Wave is a demonstration of your sex appeal, still pointless. Replace the two with "sex"

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>>37426522
already completed half the list come at me faggit

>>37426522
>You won't clean your room
Done it.
>You won't exercise
Done it.
>You won't get a job
Self Employed.
>You won't get laid
True, sadly.
>You won't get a wave from a female
Yet to be seen. But likely.
>You won't get eye contact from a female
True, sadly.
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
I'm not trying to.
>You won't get the best play of the game
Online games are shit.
>You won't install gentoo
I value my time more than that.
>You won't get a message from your oneitis
Don't have one.
>You won't create a new meme
I can't be creating memes every day. But I've created at least one.
>You won't get a 300+ replies in your thread
I can't be getting hundreds of replies everyday. But I've done this a number of times.