consider taking a few friends to walmart at midnight or even

>>37420437
kindly fuck off summerfag

OP here, the image may be upside down because I took the picture on my phone and then posted it from my phone sorry

>>37420437
>friends
Get the fuck out normalfag you don't belong here

So this is what Walmart looks like in Australia.

>>37420437
well? where's the damn greentxts?

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>me and friends (we're not normies) pull up into the walmart parking lot at around 11:45
>we immediately find one of the diabetes-mobiles in the mostly empty parking lot
>i hop on and drive inside
>another friend gets another one when we get inside
>we ride around cracking a few jokes and laughing out asses off
>I bump into a pillar in the toy section
>we hear a rumbling from somewhere nearby
>suddenly the air smells strongly of sweat and storage closer
>employee with, and I swear to fucking fox this is true, a pear shaped head, hairline back by his ears, and this beast took up the whole isle
"uuum excuse me gentlemen, those are for the DISABLED not stupid kids messing around"
>He makes us get off of them and he gets on one to drive it back up to the front of the store
>my friend says as soon as his colossal ass hits the tiny seat
"uuum excuse me sit but those are for the DISABLED, oh wait..."
"get out of my store"
> we run away keking and eventually sneak back into the store getting angry glances from tubby mc' pear from across the store
One of the greatest times of my life

(another image from our experience)

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>>37420437
H-how did you get on the ceiling?

My friend and I go a lot. Weirdest thing I saw was some guy in a rascal riding around holding a rabbit and whispering to it

>>37420867
god you sound like such a faggot
get the fuck out of here normie

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>>37420935
And we saw this car. Guy came out and sat in it for at least an hour before we left

>>37420932
He's austraIian

>>37420437
>even later
madman