>tfw you could beat the shit out of everyone on this board

Bragging about strength is strictly for chads

>>37418737
go away /fit/

>>37418737
didn't know muscle was bulletproof op

Go tell /k/ that.

>>37418737
Nah I've been in more tilts on the Iroquois lax floor than you have years on this earth
good larp though

skinny guys have better punching power, last guy I fighted was skinny and won, i'm not falling for /fit's/ bullshit anymore its not fitness its m-muh big muscles so i get pussy but then I get none because social speg/no confience

>>37418737
same
origansf

Try it buddy. I've done kick boxing and I'm sure I can handle a meathead sperg

>>37418737
>First I'd distract OP
>Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.
>Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture.
>Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
>Heel kick to diaphragm
>In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months. Capacity to be a fag: neutralized.

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>>37418737
Yeah, you can tell that to my spas 12 gauge

>>37419236
KEK'D M8

>ORIGINAFOKINALFALFA

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>tfw you could beat off everyone on this board without breaking a sweat

>>37419327
Try it buddy. I've been jerking off for 9 years dry and desensitized.

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>>37419287
Is there an edit of this, but with cool Pepe holding a sniper rifle instead?

>>37418737

Maybe, but I'm probably cleverer tan you

>>37418891
This

There's a reason most UFC fighters are actually pretty small. They're not skeletons obviously, but they're lean as fuck.

>>37418737
>tfw you could literally shit on everyone on this board without breaking a sweat

>>37418737
Nope. I practice Aikido.
t. /asp/ie

I weigh 350 lbs and I'd just fucking shoot you

>tfw no strong, muscular NEET to beat me up, pin me down, and force his way into my virgin boypucci

>>37418737
B-Beat me daddy.

>>37418737
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless normie has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, Chad? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*.

I'm currently completing my entry exams into Spec Ops and have 12 years of MMA training as a amateur UFC fighter

I'll give you a run for your money OP

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>>37424260

>UFC fighter
>amateur

>>37424283
Amateur fighter, as in I did smaller fights, mostly local events, but they were funded by UFC

>>37420316
Doesn't take alot of force to an untrained fighter to knock them out.
If that were the case there wouldn't be weight divisions. There's weight divisions for a reason. When you have 2 skilled fighters and one dwarfs the other they habe a weight, reach, strength advantage.

>>37421599
>muh guns.
We're talking about brute strength a d fighting capabalities notMUH GUNS. Anyone can have a gun. And I doubt you carry your gun everywhere. Unless you don't leave your house kek

*teleports bhind you*

nothing personnel. . . chad

*slashes your head off*