How do I get a cute chubby bf like pic related?

OP are you a girl (female)??

>>37412612
You know honestly what are we really but 0s and 1s in this virtual reality, we shouldnt be hindered by the illusion of gender when communicating through this unity consciousness which gives us the freedom to express our raw thoughts without having to be labeled by external expectations of the world

You know good and well op that ur the guy in the picture

>>37412675
That is a very big sentence, and it never even ends.

>>37412675
tldr you're a man

>>37412596
The real question is why do you want one?

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>>37412596
You wouldn't rather have this?

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>>37412596
>>37412890
Just cut to the BBC already, like I know you're gonna do.

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>>37412698
No im not u dont know nothin

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Why do people have their underwear like that? That shit looks uncomfortable as fuck. It's too tight. Grabs his nuts too much.

I wear loose-fit boxer shorts. its basically a miniskirt. I fucking love it. My balls hang free like they are meant to, and I don't get a sweaty itch sack.

>>37413113
Enjoy your balls hanging to your knees in 10 years

>>37413262
At least I'll have my balls. Tight underwear causes ball cancer.

>>37412596
rare jontron

>>37412596
Show penis pls
I think you're very cute

>>37412596

if I knew I would be snuggling with him instead of talking to you losers

>>37412596
i look like him the only difference is that my belly is a bit smaller.

>>37412596
That's not chubby. That guy is obese lmao.

>>37413304
yeah ok grandpa.

ball cancer is the least of my worries if I dont get a qt bf asap

>>37413319
not jontron reeeeeee
>>37413381
I also think youre very cute post a pic

>>37413262
Whats wrong with that? You can t-bag people and slap your balls on someone face.

>>37413668
>>37412821
this desu I just want someone to snuggle with and spend time together

Women do not find chubby and fat men attractive. Only tall, defined jawline, lean and muscular men like >>37412890

This thread is bait

>>37414175
*snuggles you*

>>37412596

>used to look like pic
>start lifting and stop eating
>get strong af
>lose weight
>still have fat hips
>lose weight from belly but fat on hips remains
>look like a freak
>look less attractive than pic because of freakish hips
>rest of body looks great which makes it weirder

Why does everything have to be such a fucking struggle

>>37414278
*snuggles you back*

ok now sit on my face

>>37414640
*gets on floor, tails starts wagging*

*bares teeth, foam starts trickling down maw, pounce on your throat, promptly tear out your veins within your neck, blood explodes everywhere*

Cont?

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>>37414666
*activate neco orb and reincarnate*

*acquire staff of chilling bones and add +5 Intellect*

*banishes you to the shadowlands*

heh nothing personnel pup