>practice gf keeps trying to finger my asshole
>>37411262
>>37411262
>practice gf wants to be seen together in public
>tfw black practice gf
I'm embarrassed that I had to start at the bottom of the barrel
>practice gf doesnt want to do anything sexual until marriage
dumped on the spot, how am i supposed to practice then you dumb roasty?
>>37411333
>she wants to meet your parents
>she wants to meet your friends
>you don't have the heart to tell her that she's too embarrassing even for you
>>37411333
LITERALLY the worst. Like know your place dumb uggo.
>>37411262
What the fuck is a practice girlfriend and where do I buy one?
>>37411262
>tfw practice gf was my cousin
>>37411837
a practice gf is a girl who is is way below your standards so you date her as practice for a real gf, or a family member
>>37411890
Does she know she's the practice girlfriend? Also, dating family just seems weird even if you ask them for help.
>>37411950
No, a practice gf or bf are completely oblivious to that fact.
but also I didn't date my cousin, that's just weird, we just practised kissing with each other and then eventually had sex for like 10 weeks everyday when I stayed over there one summer.
With a family member then everyone involved knows that it's practice and doesn't count.
>>37412156
>we just practised kissing with each other and then eventually had sex for like 10 weeks everyday
The only person below my standards around me that I MIGHT have the confidence of asking out is polygendered, asexual, and egh. I think I have a gf rn that is out of my league anyway.
>>37412272
Special snowflakes are good lays, if you're into kinky shit.
>practice stalker keeps trying to run up on me and finger my ass
>>37412302
I don't need the news of me falling that low getting out.
stick a finger in her hole
>>37411262
>practice bf keeps asking me sniff his balls
>>37411262
>get average-looking practice gf
>turns out to be just what I want personality-wise
>realize I wouldn't be happy with a sexy stacy
>practice gf is now gf
whoops
>>37411354
>IMPLYING there is ANY crossover between hideous apes and human beings
Sorry anon, your efforts have all been in vain
>>37412710
>not getting used to being around balls
I don't know what he gets out of having someone sniff his balls.
>Practice GF wants to eat st the same table as me.
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAA *cough* HAHAHAHA
>practice bf wants to hold hands
>>37411262
I was unironically a practice bf for at least two girls that I know of.