What does /r9k/ think of my necklace?

The gayest thing I've seen all day, and I fapped to trannies fucking traps today.

>>37408231
Well damn old boy, it really makes me think...

my almonds are officially activated

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>>37408231
Were you trying to look like Sid Vicious? You didn't do a very good fucking job you twat. Get a thinner chain, smaller padlock, and tighten the necklace.

>>37408231
are you really that worried about identity theft?

The only reason I'd ever carry a masterlock is to impress normies by demonstrating how easily I can pick one.

Masterlock is by far the most inferior brand of lock and can be easily picked by even an amateur in a matter of seconds. I'm talking put the pick in and it opens immediately, like magic. I've seen them picked with anything from toothpicks, paper clips, pocked knives, etc, basically anything pointed you can fit in the keyway will open a masterlock.

Lockpicking is kind of an edgy hobby though I wouldn't really share it work more normalfags.

>>37408856
It's not for lockpicking though. The OP said it was his necklace. It's supposed to be "cool" and "edgy".

>>37408231
>master
Black I guess

>>37408231
The only reason why I would have a necklace like this is for self defense, but I'm guessing that the lock isn't all that big if you carry it around by your neck. If not used for self defense, then it's gay as fuck.

>>37409049
>self defense
Nigga, I think you the one who's gay if you using a chain and padlock for self defense.

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Looks like a good way for someone to strangle you

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>>37408231
Can you take constructive criticism anon?

>>37409240
wigger retard

>>37410635
Fire away. Is there any way to improve the design or should I just trash the idea?