What are your deal breakers for girls? I.e., obese, tattoos,

Not being my oneitis is a major red flag.

Smokes more than socially
Overweight
Dumb as a brick

Can you guys even afford to have deal breakers?

>>37405791
Non-white
Overweight
Insufferably stupid

>>37405791
>skelly, conservative, prude

>>37405791
>not a virgin
>overly left wing
>not feminine

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>>37405791
>has political opinions at all
>loves anal
>really GREAT relationship with father
>lawyer
>says she is a virgin
>over the age of 25 (for now)
>credit score below at least 600

>tits bigger than 32B
>not a sub
That's it desu. I'll even be okay with non-virgins.

>talks to other men
>smiles at other men
>>37405826
Every man can afford to set standards that will keep him happy.

>>37405854
Sorry i neant relationship with brother. Father is fine

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>>37405791
>Is an actual girl without a dick

That is a huuuuge red flag.

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drug user
tattoos
obese
alcoholics
blondes
cake faces
non whites (some asians being and exception)
short/dyed hair
feminists
vegans
S T I C C S

won't fuck
>below 5'10
>poor hygiene
>too skinny
>ugly

won't love
>has taken someone else's cock
>not beautiful
>too fat
I honestly don't know if I'd care about the personality of a tall beautiful virgin with a perfect body

biologically male
has kids
older than 30
hard drugs
over 6 feet tall
over 200 pounds

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>>37405791
>not a legal loli
disgusting grannies need to stay away

Look at all these fat fetishists. You sicken me desu.

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Non-Christian
Obese(don't mind overweight though, I actually prefer it)
Double-digit ex-partners
Smoker
Uses heavy drugs(I don't care about things like marijuana or mushrooms)
More than 2 years older than me
Doesn't want marriage or kids
Not attractive enough to give me an erection

I think I've covered everything.

>>37405826

Literally, unless there is a bachelors tax, yes.

>>37406192
OP here, yeah, she definitely has to be Christian.

has kids
fat
''loves to travel and live life to the fullest''
Advertise herself as a feminist

no penis
has the "double X" chromosomal abnormality

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>>37405791
>not pale
>not smaller than me
>not younger than me
>not a left
>not a geek
>not an atheist
That's pretty much et.

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Non virgin
Non-white (some Asian exceptions)
Over 5'6
Very overweight
Very left wing (preferably centrist/ no opinion)
Short hair/ unnatural hair color
Attention whore/ scene girl (i.e. gamer gurls, goth girls, ect.)
Serious mental problems like severe anxiety or depression

That's it desu I just really want a level headed chick to chill and spoon with

Facial piercings and drugs.

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>Fat and unwilling to work on it
>turboslut or previous turboslut
>has cheated before
>heavy drug abuser
>hardcore lefty/SJW/tumblrista
>absolutely refuses to get married and have children ever
>wants to peg me
>is into hardcore painplay
>is into scatplay
>has kids from a previous relationship
>incredibly materialistic
>wants to start a fight over everything and takes everything incredibly personally
>refuses to listen to/talk about problems and prefers just stewing and being mad about it forever

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>fat
>unhygienic/stinks
>gamer
>normie

also, any number of current day leftist fads:
>feminist, SJW
>"polamourous", "non-binary", "pansexual", etc.
>left wing fashion ie. bright coloured hair, thick frame horned glasses, etc.
>unirocically communist or socialist

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>all these men who think that a girl being christian precludes her from being a rancid whore

LOL

>non virgin
>drinks
>drugs
>likes parties
>very social
>fat or very ugly
>tatooes/piercings

>>37405791
>has cheated
>has ever had an std
>has ever had sex with more than one person at the same time
>has authoritarian political beliefs
>has tattoos

>>37405826
yeah, being single isn't that bad

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>>37407386
>>all these men who think that a girl being christian precludes her from being a rancid whore

Nobody has posted anything in this thread that should lead anyone to make such a statement.

>>37405896
You are a man of taste, good sir. There are few cultured people like you and me

>>37405791
part of the hivemind, so
100% of all women

>>37406606
>Wants to peg me
Underated post.

dumb
religious
doesn't read books
liar
not self-sufficient

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>does any drugs
>large tattoos
>any larger than chubby
>sjw or really left
>has had more than 2 other partners

no dick
originalblocks

>>37405791

>has vagina instead of boipuccy

with all other things I'm ok.

>>37405791
>short hair
>fat
>tattoos
>horribly ugly

>>37405791
>drugs
>lots of male friends
>not humorous

>a complete idiot
>turbo slut
>basically a bad person in general

>>37405791
shorter than 5'5
short hair
any drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, anything
hair any colour other than natural colour
fatty or sticc
non-white
uses foundation makeup (eyeliner or mascara is fine but foundation or contouring is huge red flag)
piercings
tattoos
has orbiters
princess mentality (aka wants me to be a sugardaddy)

>sjw/antifa/feminist
>tattoos and piercings
>overly obese, somewhat chubby is okay
>outgoing, party every WE
>always paired up with some BFF
>coalburner
>totally shitfaced at least twice a month or more often
>unable to hold a decent conversation without resorting to media or sports
>asexual, or very low sexdrive
>tons of make up for everyday life

Disloyal.
That's it
I just want a loyal girl that gets along with me
Any girls wanna bite?

>>37407753
>has orbiters
Basically every girl has orbiters, mate

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>>37405791
Obese and uses the term fuckboi more than once in their okc profiles

>>37405791
>Doesn't have their hymen intact
Roasties be gone, pure women only

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>>37405861
>set standards
>when youre on r9k
bwahahaha

>>37405791
>fat
>normie
why is that so much to ask

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>>37405791
Horrible deformities, obesity, inability to keep a meaningful conversation.

The first one is unfortunate, but I won't delude myself and try to be romantic with someone I'm not attracted to. The latter two indicate a lack of self-care and I sure as fuck don't want someone as sad as me.

>>37405826
I'm usually happy with the company of myself even though it'd be nice to have someone to share it with.

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the 3rd dimension desu

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Thanks guys, good to know I fail at being most of your idea of perfect gf.

>>37408742
Are you saying you have tattoos?

>>37408742
You're welcome? Most people aren't anyone else's perfect partner.

>>37408742
Ok, which ones do you not meet

>>37408742
All I want Is a girl who will love me and be loyal to me
So yeah you probably fail

>>37408742
S-shut up. The thread was fine and dandy then some asshat had to add sub 5'5" to the list.

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>>37405791
>Constantly goes on a harangue pertaining to her colleagues/ friends/ relatives - if they can't trust her not to back-chat them then why should I?
>Does not desire any successors.
>Dyes her hair any colour, having a certain colour means nothing if you do not know how to compliment it and anyhow looks desperate.
>Flirts even remotely with other men, has male friends in general.
>Follows trends, in extension is also incapable of maintaining a concise wardrobe without shopping for new clothes constantly.
>Goes to parties.
>Has piercings of any sort (barring ear piercings so long as they are restricted to only one per ear).
>Is not a virgin.
>Is not aware of the fundamentals of economics and cannot rationalize a valid point of view/ decision with the long-term effects in mind.
>Is overweight.
>Pixie cuts/ short hair in general.
>Takes drugs, drinks alcohol and/ or smokes.
>Wears tattoos.
>Wears inappropriate clothing, exposing skin above knee and midriff is strictly forbidden.

>>37405826
Of course, it is our duty to set an example for future generations and so it is important to ensure that hard-working women receive hard-working men, those who lack the self-respect to change themselves fail society, fail themselves and drag everyone down with them - they deserve isolation as a form of punishment to ensure that they will evaluate their existences and improve themselves. Unfortunately the current gender ratio makes that far more difficult and third-wave feminism exacerbates the problem as women in our age group have a greater ability to pick and choose their partner even if they'd previously be rejected based on their appearance/ persona/ status. Its quite a regrettable state of affairs and one that will no doubt have to be resolved for the long-term, still, if one develops the capacity to enjoy their life alone and is able to celebrate their own accomplishments as opposed to scoring points off of the backs of others then I see no problem.

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>>37408770
No, but I'm short, not a virgin, dyed hair and S T I C C

>uses drugs
>non virgin
>piercings other than ear or maybe one on side of nose
>tattoos
>stupid
>overweight (I don't hate some fat on the body, but I can't do straight-up fat)
>won't age well (only good thing for her looks is youth)
>radical feminist beliefs
>has no personality
>no sense of humor

Probably some others too, but I forget

>>37408828
How STICC and what color hair.

>>37408742
what deficiencies are you refering to?

>>37408828
Well most of them are saying obese so being a S T I C C doesn't really matter
Ideal would be a virgin but everyone knows as long as you don't have a ton of sexual partners you're fine.
Everyone wants a short gf so I don't know what the hell you're talking about

>obese
>non-virgin

Pretty much everything else I can think of are just red flags for non-virginity.

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>>37408844
BMI is 17 and you can see my collar bones and hip bones stick out.

My hair is originally light/ash brown but dyed dark brown.

>>37408890
Are you eating or is your metabolism just god tier?

>>37408828
Not! A! Virgin! Amazing!
Comment not original!

>>37408742
guaranteed replies

here is your reply women

you deserve attention because you are a woman :^)

this thread was about something practical... but uh oh WEE OO WEE OO it's the attention police!! There must be a woman here quick everyone give her attention!

>>37405791
Has had sex with multiple people
Has a liberal arts degree
Has an IQ lower than 125 but this one can be waved to 115 if

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>i love to travel

Synonym for i love riding the cock with complete strangers

>tattoos

Another roastie sign, it means she has "past"

>social media addict

Aka i love to get smashed by Chad and sending nudes to strangers

>>37408890
Well then if you're short enough I would still date you. Natural hair dyes are usually okay for the most part, just not ideal. Everyone complaining about dyed hair is talking about blues and purples and shit.

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>>37408905
I eat a ton of food, weight never goes up though

>>37408909
Amazing!

>>37408912
Thanks for the (you)s

>>37408914
if the girl was attractive enough and had a good personality

>>37408955
I think you might need to stop moving around so much or start being /fit/ cause that's insane

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>>37408818
>>37408742
In what areas do you fail, and I'm not making a petty attempt to flirt over an image-board given the off-chance that you've a mighty phallus between those legs though if you need guidance then you've come to the right place (referring to /r9k/ as a whole, not exactly myself).

>>37408135
Quite annoying, why can't we just organize a service that brokers treaties between the male competitors to erase the problem of orbiters, then I forget that most women crave the prospect of high demand.

>>37408890
Quit dying your hair, take pride in your natural colour and find clothes that suit it. Go to a nice bakery and space food around your day, eating too much at once leads to sickness. Also the fact that you aren't a virgin essentially turns you into a common Yu-Gi-Oh! card, hate to be a downer but that's the cold hard truth and there's no way around it. Do you have a disease that prevents you from putting on weight - are you making sure to drink plenty of water?

>>37408930
Also this, people who claim to have "wanderlust" are usually too lazy to develop knowledge in the areas that they are interested in and would rather half-assedly travel in an attempt to seem "cultured" and well-rounded despite the fact that they are anything but. And then there are the dick-riders.

>>37408955
How many guys, exactly?

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>>37409012
2 guys.

orimganiigo

>>37408890
>bmi is the same
>still fucking taller
God damn it!

>>37409072
Just don't go above four sexual partners and you're good

>>37409093
well I wouldn't date her

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>>37409093
I dont plan on.

>>37409113
d-date me. Please.

>>37409072
Acceptable as long as it wasn't cheap flings or meaningless casual sex.

>>37409113
Nothing wrong with this as long as you are a virgin yourself. Soon as you give it up though, you lose the right to hold onto that standard.

>>37409072
pls be in New Zealand, Miuna

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>>37408818
I like this post
This is a good fucking post

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>>37409137
I was with both the guys for a few years.

>>37409140
UK sorry my dude

>>37409137
>Acceptable
Raise your standards

>>37409137
bullshit, I am a guy. Your have a false sense of equality.

Fat
Just being fat, a little chub is fine but theres a cut off point.

Also black, caramel is fine but anything darker than that is a no no

Black AND fat.

>>37409168
Oooo so you're into LTRs
Keep up the good taste, anon.

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>>37405791
I wouldn't want anything to do with a woman who smoked, used drugs, drank alcohol often, had casual sex or had a mental illness.
>tfw these standards are considered ridiculously high for somebody like me even though it really isn't asking much at all

>>37409189
What are you talking about? I already figured you were a guy. Virgins should be allowed to want virgins, but nonvirgins should not be able to turn down other nonvirgins simply for that point alone.

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>>37409217
I've only had 2 boyfriends and they both lasted over 2 years. Flings or short term things are gross

>>37409273
What the fuck, why can't more girls have that thought process

>>37409287
Because society has removed the stigma of being a whore, and added a stigma for being a virgin/"frigid bitch"

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>>37409287
Because they thrive off attention and the thought of multiple guys wanting them at once makes them leave relationships to start another they dont plan on staying in. They eat that shit up. I'd rather stick to one person desu.

>>37409336
I need to find a short weeb like you.

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>>37409273
I'm struggling to believe this is legitimate, and if it is then it makes me rather curious as to why you are on here in the first place. I could understand if you are the typical straight-A Asian driven to anorexia and high-stress via hover parents and a severe case of a sheltered lifestyle, though I can't see this happening to the average white woman - my guess is that you either have a lisp, some disfigurement or are paranoid (and reasonably so) about your competitors and potential partners given how vapid relationships tend to be. If you could greentext a cute little life story that'd be nice.

>>37409336
>>37409329
This upsets me.
I hate how casual sex and short-terms are part of the norm now.

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>>37409384
There is not much to greentext. I come here because I have done for years. I also dont tend to seek out partners because of a fear of rejection and my past 2 relationships didnt work out because I was too clingy and they wanted more space.

>>37409435
Adding clingy on there just makes this SCREAM bait even more.

>>37409435
>tfw clingy guys don't get the clingy girls

>>37409254
maybe you are right

>>37409485
Don't forget all of the posts are with an anime drawing

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>fat
>pleb
>kids

that's it really.

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>>37409485
No bait, but sure. My partners have always liked their own space and i always wanted to be in it.

>>37409495
>tfw clingy girls dont get the clingy guys

>>37409515
This is true, but almost every single actual female I've talked to on here also posted anime too.

>>37409520
You aren't helping your case with that greentext. You know a lot of guys here are clingy, and you know a lot of guys here want clingy girls.

>not white
>not virgin
>does not want kids
If she(him) is not one of these then it's done deal.

>not a leftist
>likes guns and/or going innawoods
>christian
These would be nice.

>>37409568
*is one

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>>37409549
Guys here aren't as clingy like they make out. They're clingy because 'tfw no gf' not because they're in love with a person and want to make their life all about them.

>>37409520
Don't do that to me.
I've been trying to find a clingy girl my entire life to counter my clingyness

>>37409607
Exactly. They're knock-off brand clingy.

>>37405791

>poor hygiene
>poor health (including obesity)
>never arrives on time
>unironically feminist
>abusive drug user (including alcohol)
>weird non-cute laugh

Piercings and tattoos I put more in the category of early warning signs of all of the above rather than deal breakers.

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>>37409607
I'll give you that a lot probably only think they're clingy because of tfw no gf, but what about the rest of us? I had a long distance relationship with a girl a few years ago, and you know what the first thing we did was? Start a skype call together. Every single day unless one wasn't on at the time, for just over two years. Last thing we did every day was close to call before going to bed. Sometimes we wouldn't close it though. Tell me, does that count as clingy?

>>37409607
Ive had my last two relationships broken because of my own issues with space. I'd act normally and they'd feel smothered but trying to counter act that all I could do is be clingy. Cant find a girl that wont leave me for it.

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>>37409435
Sure you have, the doubt is settling in like a Frenchman in colonial Vietnam. Obviously there's the fact that you are animeposting, I know as someone who does this themselves it guarantees replies though for a femanon is un-necessary - for someone who claims to have been on this website for years (and wouldn't have gotten bored of being peppered with you's over time) you of all people should know this. In my experience most females with the more "odd" tendencies to to use handsome males in particular bishounen as reaction pictures, few use anime girls unless they are craving attention or are focusing on an art-based career that thrives off of such. Furthermore if you only aimed for long-term relationships then you would be expected to be clingy rather than aloof and distant the way the average robot would, unless your behavior borders on paranoid which you clearly aren't given that you are evidently gunning for attention on here and aren't pretending to be male, its a tough catch-22 though it exists for good reason.

Its okay anon (male), here's a headpat if it makes you feel better *headpat*, I'm sure we all fantasize about being female and being cuddled in bed and cooking breakfast for our male partners, though alas life is what it is, from cradle to grave.

STDs, I'd be worried about that but otherwise I just don't want to be lonely

I could probably get over a lot but mostly
>non virgin
>fat
>social

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>>37409735
I'd say that was normal for a long distance relationship.
>>37409741
I know the feeling. Even checking in on them and asking if they ate already and slept well is apparently too clingy.

>>37409753
y-you too.

>>37409735
No. You could physically stand to be away from each other. You talked in a non-personal or intimate matter. You probably didn't talk the entire day. You weren't even in the same room and considered this acceptable or fufilling.
You're Generic Brand Cling Wrap.

>>37409876
It feels like something that cant be controlled right? like the more you try to slow down you'll look back at it and you've posted 20 messages in the last two hours trying to get some response and they've grown to hate you for just wanting to be a good lover... I still miss both and have given up looking for anyone else being pretty sure ill fuck up my next relation too.

>>37410010
Yes exactly, I cant back away because i feel like i have to show i care, even in the smallest ways. If my ex didnt answer his my calls i would get worried that something bad happened. I know its stupid but I couldnt switch my brain off.

(I ran out of my pictures now)

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>>37409876
>>37409952
>You could physically stand to be away from each other
Why do you think we broke up?
>You probably didn't talk the entire day
Wrong. Even if we weren't doing something together at the time, we followed each other into whatever friend group call there was.
>You weren't even in the same room and considered this acceptable
Wrong

As soon as one flight to be together physically fell through, panic attacks and nervous breakdowns occurred coupled with the relationship ending. How normal does that sound?

>>37410106
its not stupid....

>>37410120
Never said it was normal but thats basic you wanted a relationship clingy.
We're talking we both love eachother to the point we need to be with eachother clingy.
A single plan fell through and instead of making another one instantly you guys probably just sat there and cried to a screen.

>>37410106
>>37410127

My last gf left me for her ex who was emotionally abusive to her because of my clingyness. I was so bad she went back to a piece of shit like him... Couldnt live with myself after knowing that for like a solid 3 months

>>37410127
I just was made out to feel stupid and like a paranoid psycho (which i probably was)
>>37410260
Sucks dude. I wish people appreciated the clinginess more.

>>37405826
that's one of the few things we actually still have

>>37410336
Its honestly great having someone to express all this shit to. I wouldnt dare say half this shit to people i know irl. Its uplifting in a way

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>>37410221
You didn't but your post wasn't the only one quoted my dude. And I know exactly what you mean when you say clingy. You don't know how many times I argued with her to stay, that we would figure something out, we could be together again if we just sat down and worked something else out. I spent every bit of what little money I had to be with her for as long as I could. SHE is the one that gave up.

>>37405791
>obese
>tatoos
>dumb as rock
>no hobbies/interests
>non virgin

>>37410403
Thats good! I'm glad you could even though we're in the middle of a thread on r9k...

>>37410429
So why not just go with her?
>inb4 that would mean uprooting MY life

>>37410511
Do you have a kik or discord or something? you might be one of the closest people ive been able to relate to in years.

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>>37410561
Because she wouldn't let me. And then while I was preparing to do it anyway, she told me she was already fucking someone else. It didn't even take her a week.

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>a girl having sex is a deal breaker
lol you losers get real!

>>37410710
>sexxit
Totally representive of the general populace.

>>37410568
I have discord thats about it really, whats yours I'll add you.

>>37410744
deluding yourself does nothing

>>37410768
TimbleTam#4224

Frequently being involved in gangbangs
Asexual
She's known for cucking
Trying too hard to be a Stacy
Obese
Drug User

Like half of all girls I met fall in at least one if those categories

But you can't escape smoking or drugs, I never met a girl who didn't

>smoking
>drug use
>piercings
>double chin (this is where I draw the line on fatness)

>>37410881
Good fucking luck finding a girl who doesn't smoke or takes drugs

I have none. I just want to be loved

>>37408828
>I'm short
Only a dealbreaker for homosexuals.
>not a virgin
Only a dealbreaker if you're whoring around (outside of long term relationships).
>dyed hair
Normal colours or unique special snowflake colours?
>S T I C C
My only dealbreaker. Hip bones are spooky and boner wilting.

>>37410918
Plenty around.
What third world country are you from where everybody smokes and is a druggie?

Out of curiosity because i see smoking brought up.
Is vaping included in that?
Does it even matter positively or negatively?
I don't even do it i'm just curious here.

>>37411042
>Is vaping included in that?
Cuts out the tasting and smelling like shit.
I'd still be annoyed as fuck if it was that oner person who LITERALLY can't stop doing it and constantly does so indoors.

>>37405791
>Dumb as fuck
>Horribly dyed hair
>Drugs
>Piercings
>As tall as a hobbit

>>37410962
Read my old replies ya dip

>>37411042
Vaping sends a totally different message but it's still negative. Mouth fedoras basically. The only reason for using them that I can take seriously is to assist in quitting smoking.

>>37411170
>dark brown
Then it doesn't matter ya dip.

>>37411026
Germany (urban area)
Outside of the large cities it's pretty comfy tho, but no girls around

>>37411217
Is weed that common or something?
I mean sure, plenty of people smoke weed in Vienna too, but it's hardly "the norm".

SJW
Addicted to anything stronger than mushrooms
chads
Morbidly obese
Cheating
Pregnant

>>37411246
Yes it's easier than getting cigarettes here. Every school and central train station feels like a drug supermarket

Heroine is also everywhere, depending where you are. Here in Bremen you will get greeted with needles everywhere

Since you can legally buy alcohol with 16 here it's obviously as easy to get as a chocolate bar

>>37411042
I don't know if it's a deal breaker, but it's certainly unattractive. I've never seen a woman vape, and I've never seen someone who wasn't a complete edgelord vape.

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>>37405791
obese
any hardcore drugs or cigarettes
not fun
liberal
not healthy
big sex drive
not being the breadwinner
not loyal

I've found someone who seems to fit this for now. I just want to have a comfy life and sex rarely or for kids.

>>37411348
>Since you can legally buy alcohol with 16 here it's obviously as easy to get as a chocolate bar
>counting alcohol as drugs
What the fuck?

>>37411461
Most of them are heavily abusing alcohol and are mixing them with other drugs, resulting in hurtful to deadly mixes

Maybe we count alcohol, tobacco and drugs in the same category here since everything is so easy to get

>>37405791
>have bmi above 30
>older than 25
>in debt or broke
>have or had mental problems
>had more than 2 boyfriend before, have relationship for less than 6 months.
>tattoos
>more that 2 piercings on each ear or piercing on some other place
>have any left wing political views
>is not white (don't care about eye or hair color just don't want sheboons, also no neon color or other tumblr shit)
>overwhelmingly stupid or lazy
>golddigger
>jewish
>think gender is nonbinary
>think other cultures are equal
>think ideal husband/boyfriend have to be "molded"

>>37405791
Not being curious
Not being smart
Unhygienic
Hating my hobbies (doesn't mean she has to like them all)

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>>37405791
Typically I don't go for blondes and only some white girls (usually white girls with fair skin and raven black hair are my thing.) I don't like tattoos, smoking, bitchy attitudes, sjw's, feminists, super religious types though not ones with faith just the strict strict ones and the ones that deny scientific facts.

The biggest though is I do not go for women who are like me. I had a girl ask me if I liked Juno (Ellen Paige) because she said, "She's like a female version of you. If you were a girl that's how i'd picture you."

This is a giant turn off for me. I hate myself. I'd never want to be with someone like me at all.

>>37405791
She has kids.

>>37406085
>legal loli
I'd rather get a girl that likes me instead of some dream girl that doesn't exist

>>37408742
Uh, why would you want to be in r9ks standards? You could get a real perfect gentleman.

>>37412153
Plenty of us exist. We're mostly asian though.

>>37412469
oh really. is that so.

>>37412469
I don't have a problem with a qt asian gf.
I'll see what happens over this summer and start the hunt.

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>>37405791
>tattoos
>smokes
>drinks to excess
>druggie
>holds feminist tendencies
>overtly political
>active social life not necessarily having friends, mind, but frequenting parties and the like is a no-go
>thinks my hobbies are a waste of time

>Severely over/underweight
>Is a Stacy Roastie slut
>Not a fembot
>Doesn't have similar interests
>political extremist
>Racist
>More than a 5 year age difference
>Thin skinned
>humorless

>>37412598
What about parties with other autists? Like everyone sits around watching One Piece while Playing Halo?

>>37405791
fat

fat fat fat fat fat

I'm a cyborg who's been with a few chunky girls, but I had to turn down and reject a couple of fatty fat fats.

>>37405791
dick

gkudtydxdkjflkg;j.b

>>37405791
>piercings besides navel and ear
>tattoos
>drugs
>shiksa

>>37412630
Yeah that's not a party.

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>Huge fucking lips (like holy shit, stereotypical nig lips)
>older or younger than me by more than a year
>manwhore
>racist
>considers them self to be as left or right (no opinion/light opinion preferred)
>never had to do manual labor in their life (doing your dishes or laundry dont count)
>skeleton
>fatty fatty bam bam
>too dark (darkest I can go is Mexican or Italian)
>does drugs
>too many female friends
>white as snow
>doesn't want marriage or kids (but if we're having kids, marriage first)
>clingy as shit
>distant as shit

all I can think of for now

>>37405826
Yes. Some gfs would be worse than being single