Hi robots, i want to fuck my mother. Seriously. She turns me

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>>37400347
have you ever seen her bush?

>>37400381
Yes she has it and it is nicely trimmed. I have seen her naked several times and have spyed on her while she was showering

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>>37400347
>Serious replies only please

Only Chads get to successfully fuck their moms. Do you have any Chad brothers?
If so then you could always watch from the side

>tfw no Kay Parker mom

>>37400347
read about oedipus and also freud

>>37400467
I know all about Freud. I love philosophy. Unfortunately he never wrote a manual on how to convinvce your own mother to have sex.

>>37400347
Move out. This is prison sexuality. Basically you like it because it's the only thing "available." Just go outside sometimes, man.

>>37400540
that's because older women tend to have a very low sex drive, especially after they enter menopause, plus she is biologically programmed to not find you sexually attractive.

>>37400432
> whatching from the side his mother getteing fucked by his chad brother

Next level of cuckholdery

>>37400570
Mega hunks are able to bypass the Westermarck Effect

>>37400540
I may not be a normie but I have interactions with girls sometimes and no one turns me on more than her. I am stuck seeing her half naked at home and I am convinced I have to try and fuck her asap

>>37400520
>I know all about Freud
You should try to read some of his works, regardless.

>>37400604
i'd say it's more those with a dominant personality are able to "force" their mother into a sexual relationship if she has a much weaker personality OR she has an abnormality in her brain chemistry, you can only hope.

OP why don't you show us a real photo of your mother, then?

Would you get off on seeing her fuck another guy?

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>>37400603
>Next level of cuckholdery

>>37400626
I read a lot of his own books and studied him for a philosophy course. I still don't get what's your point: I know i'm sick.

>>37400655
No I wouldn't like it.

where is your dad?

>>37400694

How old is your mother? How young does she look?

>>37400347
Oedipus complex, you've never made it to adulthood yet. That is incest and it is morally wrong you underage faggot.

>>37400721
He lives with us at home

>>37400740
she is 45, I don't know how old she would look to somebody else.

>>37400570
>older women tend to have a very low sex drive
Virgin detected, you know nothing about the female anatomy you dumbshit. A woman peaks her sexual drive right before mesopause which doesn't usually set in to their last 50's.

>>37400798
>virgin
really? how'd you guess. go back to /b/ normie

>>37400798
that has nothing to do with anatomy
did you mean biology? dumbshit.

I wish we could tell his mother, she would disown him. There have been very few cases of mother and son having sex and the handful that there are are ones whom have been separated for very long periods of time. When they meet for the 1st time after a very very long time our minds find the deep love as sexual attraction but it really is just deep love.

>>37400830
>>37400843
Same-fagging and no I was dissing you because you are a KHV, KEK!

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>>37400866
like i said, insulting someone for being a virgin on /r9k/ is a tad redundant, normie get out!

>>37400432
Bullshit, I've done it and am not a Chad by any measure. Just have a closer or more open relationship with my mom.

>>37400936
pity fucks don't count

>>37400952
Ok fair, I can't argue with that.

>>37400754
Does your Dad sexually satisfy her?

Don't do it. Real life isn't like in hentais.

Do it. Real life is like in hentais.

>>37400798
>A woman peaks her sexual drive right before mesopause
citation needed
old feminazi bullshit

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>>37400844
classic for you goys

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>>37401459
cant find the mom's pic rn, labeling is lacking

i tryed to have sex with my mother, now i cant even look her in the eye 6 months later oddly enough it completely stopped my incest fetish

>>37401482
https://my.mixtape.moe/njohgp.mp4
there ya go fappots

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>>37401611
haha found her
look at that
now the audio is just so much better

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That looks like a good picture of that girl showing her wee-wee, I should I could hang with a girl that does not have a pair of underwear on and have sex with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MypmT0kwBR0

>>37401611
i cringed, HARD
origjdsjsakl

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>>37401611
good googly moogly

>originally

>>37401611
what time lime?
don't feel like listening to minutes of chatter

>>37402168
NO FAP FOR YOU

>>37401611
Holy shit. Anyone have the original thread screencapped?

>>37402168
About 9 minutes in. I don't feel like opening it again. It's a fucking trainwreck.

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>>37401611
>I can't suck your dick right now or else I'm losing the farm

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>>37401611
what the fug is this
fucking original

>>37401611
>for god's sake just put it in your mouth
kek

>>37400347
fuck a hooker/escort that looks like your mum
i don't think that you will be able to fuck your mom because you need to be a hyper chad

Chads aren't derranged enough to be attracted to their own mothers, what the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>37400936
Tell us o wise anon, I need more fap material

Just drug her, its that easy

>>37402898
You obviously don't know enough chads.

>>37403485
It's like the other guy said, basically a pity thing.

>>37400603
This could be interesting to make as a porn,might catch to the masses, cant recall seeing something similar on the web.

>>37401611
>WILL YOU STOP CLICKING
>I CANT IM GONNA LOSE MY FARM
>FOR GOD'S SAKE PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

hahahahha holy shit someone give me the thread screencap or a bit more context

>>37403626
> incest cuckholdery catching to the masses

I dont really think so desu

>>37403672
Mom/son porn is in top 10 on every major porn site, search for Oedipus complex on google, people are musch dirtier than you think

>>37403809
Isn't a lot of incest stuff at the top? It's not even direct stuff half the time it's just step-mom or something.

>>37402898
maybe not. but that doesn't mean their moms aren't into them

>>37404288
>We can't do this, i'm your STEP mom...'s friend's sister

>>37401611
this can't be real

>FOR GAWDS SAKE JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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The washer just went into it's second cycle

>>37400570
>she is biologically programmed to not find you sexually attractive
If they feel like they're making a mistake, you just need to ensure them you take full responsibility, so they are free to rationalize it as your fault, biology's got nothing to do with it.

>>37405989
Or if she also wants it.

>tfw

>>37401611
>https://my.mixtape.moe/njohgp.mp4
WAS IT WORTH IT
FUCK MAN
WAS IT FUCKING WORTH IT

GOD FUCKING DAMN THE CRINGE
AND IN AMERICA?
WE DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE, WOW

This must be how ISIS recruits niggas, man.

>>37400798
>mesopause