who /mischief/ here?
>burn toast
>eat it
>>37399994
>>37399994
Not me.
Orgeranoriso
>go to farmer's market
>pick a apple from bin and eat it without paying
/literallyDEVIL/
>>37399994
>literally eating a carcinogen
kek
>>37400016
What? Toast? I agree. Gluten will kill you OP. Burn corn tortillas instead
>>37399994
>Go to take a piss
>Have a shit instead
>>37400027
No, not gluten
Burnt toast is cancerous.
>>37400016
>not trying to get cancer as quickly as possible
>>37400051
>wanting to have cancer
>>37400088
True. Seems like a bad way to go. Virtue signalling Stacies might pity fuck you though.
>take a big poo in public toilet
>dont flush
Lock me up and throw away the key
>>37400103
Doubt it. If you had a really bad type you'd probably be too sick to move.
>>37399994
>eat an apple
>dont eat the core and seeds
>>37400138
>shitting
>inside of the toilet
I shit on the floor, use toilet paper to pick it up, and then rub the toilet paper on the walls. No flush
Anyway here's a real /mischief/ story faggots
>be me
>be in 8th grade
>be neo-nazi edgelord (still am)
>live in Jew York City
>half of the school is Jewish
>be last day before I move up to high school
>sneak down to the downstairs bathroom
>draw swastika and flush the marker down the toilet
>come back 2 years later
>still there
mfw
>accidentally knocked trash bin down and spilled it all over the place
>didn't pick the bin up
SOMEONE STOP ME
>Have stories on my mischievous acts
>Share none of them
>working
>go to the bathroom even though I dont have to so I can be on my phone
who else /worsethanjewsthinkhitleris/
>Deliberately get the recycling wrong
People like me should be raped behind bars.
>recycling center
>stuff tiny objects into the cans to add weight
>easy 40 - 60 bucks a months
>cleaning myself in gym showers
>piss in the gym showers floor
>>37400168
You're literally WORSE than Indians. INDIANS.