What are your robot superpowers?

>>37393417
>I have a slightly above average tolerance to alcohol
>I'm decent at waterskiing
>I can get dubs in your shitty thread

>>37393546
Fug, let's try that last one again

>>37393546
>>37393586
nice superpower fag

>>37393417
>dubs when i want
>i can look people at their eyes and they'll always look away
>im super silent some people have mistaken me for a mute/deaf guy
>old people think im crazy/weird some old men have asked what the fuck is wrong with me and that i look like a psycho, must be because im fucking weird
>

>>37393659

>I can look people in the eyes

This is a normie ability though, I can never hold eye contact for more than a few milliseconds

We all have a superpower
Invisibility to women

>>37393417
I can make people so uncomfortable that they start to reveal really personal things just to keep from being quiet.

>used to think I project thoughts into peoples minds when I was a teenager

>>37393749
it's because i see them as sheeple i wonder what's going trough their minds and some get scared
just stare long enough to freak them out

>ability to tune into and attack people's insecurities upon first glance
>ability to intimidate and impose will through body language
>ability to push others to physical peaks
>Can tell time without a clock like OP

Stacy trapped in a robot body desu. Gymnastics will do that
>still want gf tho

>>37393417
I'm very lucky
I can guess almost everything correctly.

I am completely immune to any kind of insults. Words cannot hurt me because I already hate myself and I'll just agree with whatever shit people say about me

>>37393417
I can poo in loo
t. an Indian pooper hero

>>37393417
im with you on the time thing, glad to know im not alone

You guys have some serious autism

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>>37393417
I can feel when I'm about to get a notification on my phone before it happens, like I'll pull it out of my pocket a couple of seconds before a mail/message comes in

Instant trips everytime

I can go flaccid at anytime

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>i help other people with problems and be called one of the most reliable, caring, honest person they know
>no one does the same for me but i always have an obligation deep down that forces me to even if i know its not worth it
>debating in my head if im just retarded or a cuck.
>tfw if i kill myself theyll say all these good things about me and say i seemed happy from what they know

>>37393659
>dubs i want them now