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Since the old zeemap was kill, I've decided to make a new one. Write a small description about yourself and put down your markers. I'll try to approve them everyday. Suggestions are welcomed.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

Also, share your meetup stories in this thread and keep this thread bumped so more markers would be added.
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>>37388615
>only a couple of robots in my city
>look at the profiles
>they don't provide further info. for contact
>they just give you an email that won`t reply if you message them

I hope you guys are having more luck and fun with this, for me it's just a waste of time
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>>37388615
Forgot to say. Make sure to include contact info or it won't be approved. How would you meet up without including contact info?
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Map isn't working for me so I'll just leave my area code and info
217 (central IL) male 20yo. No gay shit
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OP are you delivering on those approvals?

Not sure I want to reveal my power level until I see more robots in my city
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>>37388817
How come?

>>37388895
I got a few pending, but I'm waiting for a few more before approving them. If I don't get more I'll just approve them when I come back in 30 min.

And shit, put contact info guys.
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>>37388685
What city? I don't see any markers at all
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>>37388615
Any guys in Texas panhandle wanna meet up, or close to where I am.
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>>37388941
Alright hold on, I don't have Kike or InstaSnaps installed

Gotta approve my shit before I can edit it
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>>37388941
I'm not gay
this is somehow not original
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Submitted a marker. I hope other SFfags (no pun intended) show up on this one.
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inb4 nobody lives in Michigan again.
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>>37388985
you'll be my sweet Marie who waits for me
so show me the way
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>>37388990
From the last Map I've found that only underage faggots use Kik.
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Thanks fuck someone is moderating this one. The other one turned into a clusterfuck with all the fake infos and no contact info.
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Alright, approved a first batch. I'll be back in 30 minutes. Don't let the thread die.

And good luck to the guy in China lol. What are you doing there?
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>>37389088
Are you quoting something or hitting on me, I can't tell.. dubs checked
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>>37389122
Also, I'm going to delete the ones without contact info later today, so edit while you can.
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>>37389111
Nice trips bro

What messaging service should I use to indicate I'm DTF anything that moves & I'm not underage B&?
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>>37389133
I've been crying deeply like an osier dreaming of moving to Amarillo
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>>37388685
Just post yours anon. Someone might find you.
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>>37389160
kik works fine
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OP can you please delete the one in Colombia? I forgot some contact info
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>>37389184
I just moved here about 3 months ago, it's pretty nice and comfy, old brick buildings, lots of trees and alleyways. but it's more like the Midwest here then the south, weather wise that is, the people are very nice and friendly like southerners, this place is still pretty hip and big with a growing economy, but still has a small town feel to it, you should move here you'd like it, even though I don't mind it here I don't wanna live here forever though, still beats California.
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>tfw still too scared to put a marker
I've been in these threads so many times but I can't bring myself to do it.
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>>37389282
that sounds really comfy
you know what
I'm on my way to Amarillo
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>put marker
>know it won't matter because Australia is all chads.
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>>37389495
Nice, I'm sure you'll like it here, where you live currently? maybe when you get here we can met up for drinks or something.
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>including female tags
You're already doomed to fail
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Approved a second batch.

>>37389679
>there's a straight female pending approval
>but there's no contact info
hmmm, should I make an exception? Since they'll get swarmed if they post contact
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>>37389940
No. They have to put contact info or bust.
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>>37389940
And now he's thinking about special rules just for females. Called it, doomed to fail
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>>37389961
>>37389970
lel, oh well, Newfie anons rejoice. There's a fembot lurking about, so put down your marker if you live near.

What about markers with contacts but not on land?
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>>37390023
If there is no contact info on a city or state it's a bust as well.
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>>37389271
Done. You should get a link to your marker when you create one, so save it next time.
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Bumpoop
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>>37390108
Thanks. I think I sent duplicates now though...
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Just added mine. Hopefully when more people flock in there will be more entries.
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>>37390616
You did. Get your shit together, dude.
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>>37390984
I vehemently refuse! No one will tell me to stop being retarded!
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>>37388615
Yo, OP, when are you approving the next group?
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>>37389144
How do you edit them?
I think I may have clicked on the wrong marker
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>>37391252
Excuse my retardation. I guess I just glimpsed over the last part of the description whenever I went in.
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>>37391179
Just did. Also, people who put down their phone number, I'm not sure that's a bright thing to do...
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>>37390616
I deleted one of the markers for you. Let us know if you ever hookup with that other Bogota anon.
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Wait, I didn't get a link when I posted mine (Seattle). What do I do if I want to edit it later?
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>tfw owner of his map does what the last one does and doesn't approve any qtpi femanons to just keep them all to himself
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>>37391408
Why? Is there a way to edit my pin then?
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>>37391703
>>37391931
Didn't you guys get this?

>Why? Is there a way to edit my pin then?
well, it's your choice and your privacy. Just seems like it's easier to be doxx'd that way.
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>>37392027
I didn't receive that message, can you just delete my pin so I can create a new one then?
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>>37392071
which one is it?

oregano
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>>37392118
I'm the only one in Indiana. Thanks
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>all the female (male) posts weren't just ruses and trolls
Give me back my fucking innocence
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>>37392132
done

oreganooreganooregano
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>>37392027
No, I didn't receive that either. I can just email you later to delete if I need to re-add/edit anyway, right?
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>>37392167
Yes. Please allow up to 5 business for the process.
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>>37388615

What happened to the Supreme Gentlemen map? There were actually Georgians on there
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>>37392267
Screamers, Mexican borders, swastikas over Germany are just some of the many things that happened to it.
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>all these cute little pairings showing up
Anyone connect with their fated female (male) yet?
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>>37391834
>1 (one) female on the map
>she's taken
Hmmm...
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>>37392452
It's just a bad time of day. Post the map again when it's the female (male) timezone.
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>>37392452
No biological woman would ever post here, he's doing good to deny LARPing faggots like you attention. You get too much already.
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FOR THE LAST TIME, INCLUDE YOUR CONTACT INFO OR YOUR MARKER WON'T BE APPROVED!

>>37392452
>>37391834
There was a femanon in newfoundland, but she didn't include any contact info so too bad.
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>tfw you need it to be approved.
Hopes Admin-kun approves.
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>>37392816
only if you're a female(male)
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This shit is so fucking gay with your female(male) shit im just going to link this faggot map to /soc/, /b/, and /pol/
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What happened to the last one? It just says it's private now.
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>>37393077
OP is smart for adding those options, retard.
With them you can just filter them out, if there was only male or female it would be a crapshoot on what you were actually going to get depending on what they felt like that day.
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>1 (one) roastie
>i already have a bf don't hit on my silly boys xdDD teehee~
>literally collecting beta orbiters
You can't make this shit up senpai!
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>>37388615
Added myself originally from Palm Springs.

>the femanon zeemap stories were a lie
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I did a things approve me faget!
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Approved last batch of the night, I'll come back tmr. Keep the thread bumped and post the zeemap link in bf/gf threads if you guys actually want something out of it.
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>>37394651
awww yuss I'm on the map, shits goonna get good, IMA GONNA BE DROWNIN IN PUSSY FAGETS
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>there are actually 3 (three) females on the map
THREE
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>>37394773
>tfw two of those are my shitposts so I can trick you faggots
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>>37394012
West covina dude here
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>>37394789
>tfw I'm the other one and I'm bullshiting too
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I hate living in the middle of nowhere. There's not even any point for me putting a marker, nobody lives close to me anyway.
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>>37394888
I know them feels, I did it anyways, because I live in a constant state of denial.
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>>37394943
>I live in a constant state of denial
Me too, that's what helps me to get through the day.
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>>37394876
Do you play music by any chance desu
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>>37394943

I mean even if somebody were close by me I don't think anyone would want to meet me anyway.
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>>37394982
Yep, deep down I know that's true about me as well.
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>>37394976
Nah man. Im a talentless loser
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i tried adding a marker but nothing happens??? like its not on the map after i hit submit, i tried refreshing the page too and still nothing
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I'm the Missouri one. Resubmitted mine cos I forgot to put contact info. I'm a dumbass.
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>>37395136
l2read, OP has to approve of the submission, so we dont have pointless contactless markers and people that just wanna make swastika's and penis's.
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>add the only ausbot near me
>blocks me because I don't reply straight away
S-sorry anon. I just wanted to know if you play OW
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>>37395374
S-Sorry you looked like one of those automated accounts that have been spamming people on discord lately ;~;
Add me again, you're not blocked.
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>>37389160
where th fuck is everyone in europe, you cant tell me that people are sleep because they are wagies
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>>37395374
>OW
Not big soup-rice that he blocked you, I'd block you too.
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>>37395865
I guess OP went to sleep before any European got to add their pin.
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>>37396464
the whole thing that it requires to be validated is kind of fuckin shit desu, the older zeemap was better
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>>37396495
>>37396464
No it's better this way spam and garbage can be filtered, just be patient for a day.
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i posted about meeting up with a robot in one of the last zeemaps thread.

it was pretty good. i like him a lot.
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>tfw no other leafbots
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>>37389571
fuck off yuru
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>>37397412
post it again oregano
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>>37397906
we hadnt met up yet before the threads died off. im too braindead from a full day of wagecucking to greentext the whole thing but after talking on discord for a week? maybe two? we decided to hang out irl and it went really well. we've seen each other a bunch more since then too.

i'm afraid to say much more in case he sees this kek.
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>markers in the US
>markers in Australia
>marker in fucking Asia
>nothing in Europe

non europeans CANNOT be robots. You are single BY CHOICE
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>straight female
>ottawa
>right-leaning

Holy shit, I wasn't expecting that at all. I might send her an email, though she has probably received countless others.


I hope it's really a girl(female) and not some trap or a robot playing a joke.
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>>37398582

>be american
>meet friend online from same country
>chances are you need to take an airplane to meet them, 10-15 hours, hundreds of dollars spent on plane tickets or gas

>be yurop
>meet friend online from same country
>get on a train/drive to them, takes you under an hour, maybe two hours, all you need to do is avoid urban youths

Fuck off
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>>37398983
>be american
>live in the same timezone as 90% of the online world
>talkative people online ingame and discord
>one language

>be european
>be stretched across multiple timezones
>low chance to meet someone from your country online if you're not from the UK
>nobody talks online except for Dimitry screaming slavic obscenities
>everyone has a different language or speaks english with a terrible accent

Don't make me talk about the differences in how highschools, colleges and unis operate. If you didn't find a gf in education if you're american you didn't even try.
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>disclosing where you live on the internet on an
infamous anonymous image board
why?
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>>37388615
How often does this get updated? Just made the first Europoor marker and waiting for it to get approved
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>>37399178
>Actually posting the EXACT adress

Natural selection at its finest
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>>37399508
Fairly often, but OP doesn't seem to be awake yet.
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Just submitted my marker in Hong Kong, so my Chinese friend won't be alone in Asia. Please approve my submission OP. Thanks.
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Oh it's texarkana fembot, I have you on discord.
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fingers crossed that adding my marker goes ok
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>>37401634
Don't worry, Anon. I'm sure everything will be fine.
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here's a post
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>>37402073
here's another post
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>>37398974
Thank you for notifying me. GF reserved.
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Bumparoo for oregano bread
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bumparum oregano
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Bumparogondonla
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>meet some one a month ago as worthless neet living with mother at 30 with barely any income
>now wizard powers are gone I have a job and I am getting/fit/

There is hope anons...
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>>37403973
Story?

I'm a 32 year old wizard desu.
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>>37404071
fuck man here goes

>talk on discord a few days really start to enjoy each others company
>fast forward 3 days I am on an interstate going to I don't fucking know
>get lost
>break multiple traffic laws the entire time
>finally find the place walk up shaking
>she comes out and gives me the first and best hug of my life and I just give a shitty air hug trembling
>ask to walk because holy shit driving
>walk to lunch awkwardly.... she orders....
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>>37388615
approve meeeeee
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>>37404191
>realize I am a pale robot and I am now sunburned to a crisp
>sit down in a park to eat food because fuck indoors places in a city
>spaghetti day in the park for an hour
>sit in the park legs trembling the entire time
>she goes to hold my hand
>I reluctantly agree then immediately get a boner
>no undies so its all against my jeans
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>>37404191
>>37404289
>awkwardly walk back to her place happy and scared to death at the same time with a fucked up dick due to random boner that got caught in zipper
>sit in some shade on a 2 person chair and finally relaxed
>we even browsed r9k a bit
>Then I met her mom fuck fuck fuck
>not as bad as I thought but holy shit I seem like a fucking loser
>her dad walks by only thing he says is there is mold on my car... fuck
>so now we decide to go to the movies but we cannot walk there...I got this
>so she gets into my car I can barely keep running roof is falling in it's just fucked
>get fucking lost going to the movies
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>>37404191
>>37404289
>>37404339
>have no idea what the fuck is happening people are honking horns I am fucking terrified and a phone is talking robot directions I am supposed to follow(it's her phone I do not own one)
keep in mind I am like 30
>finally get my moms car to the movie place
>can't even figure out the parking lot in a fucking city so many arrows so many ways to go wtf is this
>more awkward walking to up to the place thank god we payed online and didn't have to get tickets or interact with the tellers
>almost go into wrong movie
>finally find the right place and as we go in I stumble because holy shit these inclines
>pretend it didn't happen even tho I am pretty sure everyone saw it
>make it to comfy seats finally maybe that will fix my dick
>only makes it worse fuck
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>>37404191
>>37404289
>>37404339
>>37404369
>go through movie constantly moving around
>movie actually goes great despite being the first movie I have seen since jurrasic park 1 in theater
>help hands and sat close to each other actually enjoying a movie fuck this is great
>thinking the entire time I left my lights on on the car fuck
>movie was guardians of the galaxy 2 I think
>walk out of movie almost pass out from standing up too fast and being so rigid and popcorn fumes
>forget where I fucking parked
>good thing she remembered
>get in car my mom calls my 2005 flip phone I have tell her everything is great and I am fine
>only kind of get lost on the way back to her place
>back to comfy 2 person chair
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>>37404191
>>37404289
>>37404339
>>37404369
>>37404398
>we really get close to each other I finally put an arm on her and we just talk for a bit
>shaking finally stopping and I am not stuttering anymore the dream
>keep talking holding hands and sitting close ect the fucking dream this has never happen to me
>realize how fucking late it is and she woke up at 6 am and wrap things up with a kiss
> realize I am fucking lost and have no idea how to get home
>go inside her house in front of her mom and dad and awkwardly stand there and she prints google maps for me
>just fidgeting in the living room only responding when spoken to fuck
>k now it's really late and I am surprised she is up for me say out goodbyes and I am off feeling pretty well about everything
>that was the best shit in my life
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>>37404398
>despite being the first movie I have seen since jurrasic park 1 in theater

Holy shit I haven't seen anything since then either.

Maybe it's a wizard thing.
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I'll take things that never happened.
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>>37404191
>>37404289
>>37404339
>>37404369
>>37404398
>>37404425
>go the wrong way every chance possible breaking many traffic laws
>go in a circle for 5 minutes until I run a red light and almost go into oncoming traffic
>fuck cop lights
>I stop middle of the fucking road and ask if I should stop here and he tells me to pull over to an alley
>pull in and I am fucking terrified
>give id with intense shaking hand
>apparently he smells weed
>5 cops now surround me as I am sitting there shaking complying with what they ask
>some how cops are fucking bro tier with straight edge never been pulled over white guys
>drug dogs pull up main sergeant says I made him so relaxed I don't even need to be searched
>no tickets no warning just directions home
>I fuck that up still run more red lights by pure accident and some how don't fucking die and eventually after an hour of circles I find my way to a road I recognize
>finally a straight 2 lane road that goes forever to home
>get home message femanon I am safe

Since then it was 2 weeks of both of us dreaming of doing it again and going from discord voice to skype cam chats to massive self improvement I even quit smoking

Should I greentext the second/third dates ever? the amount of spaghetti isnt nearly as entertaining on those
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>>37404469
How about you shut the fuck up with your fake gay stories.
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>>37388985
Nope, /houston/bot here
West TX is kill, there's nothing to do on that side
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>>37404498
>fake and gay
It may be a shitty story but it is not fake I assure you
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>>37404469
>massive self improvement I even quit smoking

So having someone give a shit about you really does make you feel like doing things or improving yourself?

I'm just asking because a wizard theory of mine is that most robots suck at doing shit/improving mainly because no one cares about them for years and years.
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>>37404469
Tell us about the dates wizard Anon
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>>37404593
it did actually waking up and seeing a message or sending a good morning instead of having a cigarette is a great replacement to ease through it


The downside is I am a wagecuck now but since I seem to have almost completely dropped vidya (from 16 hours aday to 1-2) I seem to have plenty of time for getting fit/wagecucking
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>>37404742
Great, pretty happy to hear of your success.

I've been here quite a while; success shit is rare for age 30+ brobots.
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>>37404645
k well here goes and I think I have lost my wizard powers
>2 week of camming and begging me to come back have gone by
>I find myself driving back but I can remember the way this time and I leave at a time thats not travel to work hours
>I actually show up early and not trembling before she gets off work
>no ac in my car and it is in florida summer heat/humidity so I am drenched in sweat
>I get out of my car calling her stretching my legs when her mother walks out the door and says she is going to pick her up and I am welcome to join
>awkwardly travel with her mother to her place of work while trying to make small talk thinking I smell like ass and damn I seem like a loser
>she didn't expect to see me there when she got off you could see the surprise and happiness as she saw me
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Just approved 40 odds marker. If you don't see yours, please resubmit again WITH YOUR CONTACT INFO. If you had conact info but still don't see it, it's possible that I might have deleted it by accident, so resubmit again.

>we actually have a decent number of fembots now
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>>37404975
>apparently it is time to go to a grocery store... fuck whatever
>when we get out of the vehicle I get a pretty good hug since we waited 2 weeks for this and we didn't hug when she gout out of work as I stayed inside the vehicle
>follow along awkwardly because I have no idea how to be in a group setting
>goofy smile the entire time
>feel like a fucking retarded puppy following her and her mother around a grocery store not saying anything really
>get asked to go pick something up wander around 5 minutes then come back with the wrong thing fuck
>ok shopping is done nice fuck grocery stores
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>>37405091
how old is she?

oreeeeegano fucking shits
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>>37405114
this. or if you don't wanna say her exact age, is she at least close to your age?
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>>37405133
oregano 24
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>all these special snowflake markers
Should have limited the selection to the key only, OP.
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>>37405009
about time oreganofam
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>>37405178
I tried, but can't find the option

>>37395138
ur cute anon
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>>37404975
>>37405091
>we drive back to her place its pretty nice not having to do this myself
>they got all the things they needed to pick up for a nice dinner for her mothers birthday
>I didn't say happy birthday fuck..... and if I did it now it's shit because it was just talked about and purchased supplies for
>she freshens up since she got off of work and while that happens I awkwardly sit in her living room not really saying much just petting her dogs and responding if her mother talks to me
>didn't plan what to do after making it here I was so worried about the drive that wasn't bad at all this time
>we had about 3 hours of whatever until we had to be back for dinner
>we both are not to fond of crowded public places so we just kind of wander to a nearby park with nothing really going on there except swings trees and sitting benches
>sit on a bench trying to think of what we could do and just end up browsing some boards we share interest in on her phone while talking hugging and kissing
>damn 3 hours went by fast doing nothing but sitting next to each other
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>>37404975
>>37405177
Cool dude I'm glad her mom is so supportive desu.
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>>37388615
>robots surrounding my state
>closest one is literally equidistant as one thats in another fucking country
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>>37405254
You live in Florida, huh. Didn't know robot girls existed here.
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>>37404975
>>37405091
>>37405254
>we walk back to her place and I think dinner or something might happen
>I have no concept of basic table manners and I have never eaten at anything but my computer in my life really barring a few restaurants growing up
>apparently the plan was for me and femanon to cook up some steaks on a grill for everyone what the fuck
>ok so we need the coals and a lighter since I do not carry one around anymore
>walk to close store nearby because fuck driving for charcoal and lighter took about 20 minutes
>start fire season meat wait for coals to turn white
>success did not burn them
>alright steaks ready and it seems other stuff inside was ready as well and it is dinner time
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>>37405204
Isn't it "Show legend values for marker type" under settings->additions?
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>>37405412
Right. I changed to extra speshul ones to either a straight male or the perceived gender. Enjoy being bi female I guess, that one anon.
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>>37405091
>>37405254
>>37405405
>realize they don't have a large enough table for all of us to eat at
>score we can eat outside just the two of us and she doesn't seem to care too much that I eat like a barbarian
>sun going down sit some more in that comfy 2 person chair from last story
>as time goes by we are both going a little bit further with are hands/body motions with each other as we sit
>do some kissing but probably fucked it up but both of us have no idea what we are doing anyways
>more sitting groping kissing hands running all over each other
>she grabs my hand and pulls it under her bra
>dear god the first ever breast I have touched
>I actually shed a tear of joy
>I keep my hand there kissing her neck until I hear one of her family members walking bu
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>>37405563
This is getting raunchy af desu
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>>37388615
>that pic
>Washington is on the west coast, now
I fucking hate the US. They keep moving that fucking state. Sometimes it's on the west, other times its furthest east. Make up your mind, yanks.
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>>37405612
its just where everything ended up going with the flow of things
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>>37404975
>>37405091
>>37405254
>>37405405
>>37405563
>a little bit of time goes by then it is time to go back inside for a little bit
>time to watch normie things on tv
>k I can do this I just gotta sit down and laugh every now and then
>Sit with femanon in a 1 person chair since there was no room for an extra person
>I still only talk when responded to in a group setting
>over the course of an hour everyone seems to have wandered to bed and it was just me and femanon left on a couch
>move around in alot of different positions to find the "right" one for couch cuddling since well we are both clueless
>end up legs intertwined facing each other kissing
>hands all over her touching breasts neck kissing ear nibbling
>I move my hand around inbetween her legs but I am clearly struggling and she moves her shorts a little and guides my hand to uhhh well the right place
>her sister walks out to do something in the kitchen and we just laugh clearly doing lewd things in the dark on the couch but whatever
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There's not one person within 200 miles of me.
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>>37404975
>>37405091
>>37405254
>>37405405
>>37405563
>>37405734
>sister goes back to her bedroom and we go back to what we were doing
>kissing nibbling bodies linked by the legs ect
>as I moving around her vagina area I can actually find it this time
>stop her noises with nibbles to the ear and shhhh until that doesnt work and I pretty much cover her mouth with mine
>she reaches for penis and for the first time ever some one other then me has touched my penis
>I end up leaving bite marks to keep myself quiet from I guess the only way to describe them would be bestial grunts? I dunno
>suggest we go to a car instead of her parents living room
>insert 2 hours of 2 virgins having sex in a tiny backseat here blood on dick ect
>wizard powers gone
>more cuddling in that 2 person outside chair I am always talking about
>actually cold in 80f since I am absolutely drenched long hair and all but the warmth of another body is there so it is not bad
>she has to work in 5 hours and it is nearing 3 am
>she offered to make some coffee for me for the drive back
>finish the coffee doing some final hugging/cuddling neither of us wanting day to end but not wanting to take her coffee cup was a good reason to stay the extra 20 minutes

this happened yesterday and the first to second story happen over the span of a month fuck you guy who said this is fake
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>>37405939
Good for you Anon.

>this comment was not original enough
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>>37405939
Good job anon.

I hope I can lose my wizardry someday too...
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>>37405993
>>37406013
thanks I wish I could give advice but everything just feels like luck
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Is OP still here?

oreggegabkk
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>>37406061
Post a picture of yourself. I bet you have a Chad face.
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>>37388615
Op i forgot to write a description but i did leave my contact info, will i get approved or should i make another marker?
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>>37405939
>>insert 2 hours of 2 virgins having sex in a tiny backseat here blood on dick ect
Nigger skips over the best part like the normie he is.
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>>37405939
You did great anon
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>>37406095
lurking on my phone

>>37406110
sure, or see >>37392027
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>>37406104
Not gunna lie I am 6'2 150 lbs with a chad face supposedly but that didn't stop be from being a fucking autistic manchild loser
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>>37406427
>6'2" with a Chad face
Every fucking original time desu
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>INCLUDE YOUR CONTACT INFO OR YOUR MARKER WON'T BE APPROVED!
fucking nope
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>>37406633
>fucking nope
if you dont include contact info theres no fucking point to doing it in the first place retard
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>>37406462
I mean I don't see it I just go by others comments I am so fucking socially outed I do not even know what makes some one an 8/10 for males or females
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Who is the fellow robot from Hildesheim?
you probably haven't been to the campusfest today, either?
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>>37406633
Kill yourself dumbass.
original cominneto
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Just put a new one in WA pls approve OP
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I know there's gotta be someone else from St. Louis out there

Where my boys/girls at
>>
just approved a batch
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>>37407480
are you a nolifer or is there multiple people that can approve how does this work
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>>37407529
yes

no

maybe

I don't oregano
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>>37407480
Thank you sempai originalo
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>>37404516
Tell me about, I'm ready to pack my bags and head to Colorado instead, it's like only 2 hours away and I've lived there for 5 years. would beat Texas by a long shot I'm getting sick of living here because of how backasswards Texas is no offense.
>>
>not one person in Columbus or Cincinnati
>closest person is in some backwater heroin shithole
why did i choose to live here
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>>37407777
Nice quads oreganoli
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>No one else from SCOTLAND yet

tfw
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>>37407982
where da florida fembots at we can get shitfaced and watch anime in the pool
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>>37407880
I'm in the backwater as well but not on the map. Ohio cities are absolute shit holes filled with nogs.
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>>37407922
dubs checked herr putin
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>>37408254
This is one of the normal states,you really expect any girls to put themselves in this map?
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>only one straight guy in my state

couldn't even be a girl(male) could you
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>>37404469
i enjoyed this story anon. this gives me hope
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>>37407880
w-what place is the heroin shithole
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10 more added. And since you faggots can't read, it's now required to put in an email in order to place a marker.

2 >fembots didn't include any, so put down yours, anons.
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>>37409954
Delete those posts. It's fucking useless if they don't post contact info.
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>>37409980
Those weren't approved. Just letting the people nearby know.
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>>37405939
heartwarming story. thank you
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>>37409954
can you delete the one in the bottom left of the netherlands? ill redo mine and add email
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>>37410257
Done. I'll approve more later.
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>>37408520
THanks broderagonoli
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>>37411181
>broderagonoli
df is that?
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Please post your age on your marker. Also, the map needs more older anons, especially in NorCal.
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Posting to give this thread an original bump
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Added six more. And promote the map in other threads guys, so the potential waifu can see your marker.
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>>37413611
Don't do this. Normalfags would join and ruin it.
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>4 fembots in Europe
>including 3 in the UK

>9 in NA

Burgers CANNOT EVER EVER be robots. You're all single by choice.
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>>37413650
Other /r9k/ threads, not boards. I'm talking about the >tfw no bf/gf threads and the like.
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>>37413679
>NA
not sure what that means, care to explain?
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>>37413865
North America
>mexico
>usa
>canada
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>>37413679
>0 in Australia
Both EU and NA have no excuse for being robots, fuckwits.
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>>37413910
I met 2 Australia girls on Omegle in one day. There was one australian girl in a thread 2 days ago. The previous zeemap thread had 3 fembots in fucking New Zealand of all places and more in the 3 cities that exist in Australia.

Let me update my claim
ANGLOS CANNOT be robots.
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>>37413882
oh I for some reason thought you were talking about Europe nvm then.
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>>37413957
Then WHERE (where) is my aussie gf huh?
Don't bullshit me lad.
>>
Shit lads I bungled it and put myself down as a girl
Here come the emails
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>>37413679
3 of that 4 or a different 3? I have a hard time believing there's really only 4 fembots in Europe and and 3 of them are in the UK.
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>>37413989
Maybe if you weren't searching for her at 11AM and instead at your primetime you complete retard. Go on omegle with the r9k tag, one aussie girl on there is a rich NEET looking for someone to marry and be a housewife to.
Just wait. Ozzy cunt femanons will add themselves soon enough.

>>37414018
3 of the 4. Any fembot in Europe who wants a bf is instantly taken by the wave of single chads from Germany, Sweden, Netherlands or wherever.
Look at the map yourself. It's abysmal
>>
>>37388615
>submitt'd ;)

also genuinely surprised theres already someone in my city
>>
Just sent mine but forgot to add contact info ;((
>>
>>37414041
Where's that one in the rest of Europe? I'll take a guess, Lithuania.
>>
>>37414041
I just think the verify needs to go and it would have better results
>>
>>37414169
No Germany.
>1 fembot in the biggest country in the EU
POTTERY
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Fuck zeemap. Have some weather.
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>>37414207
Do you mean poetry? pottery doesn't make any sense.
>>
>that one anon from Arizona

At least you live in my favorite place in this desert shit hole.
>>
>>37414273
>Fuck zeemap. Have some weather.
Jesus christ kill yourself you fucking autist
>>
>>37414293
>he doesn't know the pottery instead of poetry meme
Lurk more summer boy.
>>
Added 11 more. Trying something new: since email is now required to put down a marker, I'll stop approving them. I'll still monitor the map for troll markers however, and may revert back to the approval system.
>>
>>37414309
ayy thats me

desert is shit but at least it snows in winter ; )
>>
>>37414812
Aye. That's just one more amazing feature of being up there.
>>
>>37414856
woah checked the map and there's a lot more people,, which marker are you senpai
>>
>>37414978
Haven't made one actually. I checked out of curiosity and saw the lone one in AZ. If I did make one, it'd be south of yours in Phoenix.
>>
Sea cliff guy. Come to CT. I can get RCS, L, etc but no mush mush. Trade me
>>
>>37415039
Bummer man ; ( you should put a marker on though, could be nice yknow
>>
>>37415124
Yeah, ya never know.
>>
This is what happens when OP turns off the filter.
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>>37415415
actually that was there before
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>>37392747
I ship the 2 newfies, they're right next to each other
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>a marker is actually near me
>they're the same age as me
>realize we probably could have gone to the same high school
I can't let anyone I know see how far I've sunk
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please let there be robots in the midwest. I need robot friends.
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>>37414273
fuck outta here I'm tryna get my dick wet
>>
Is there anyway I can contact op. Just checked and it marked me down as a girl (yesterday I used a custom marker instead of normal blue/green) can op change it please. I keep getting orbiters messaging me
>>
OP, why are there no non-binary markers?
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>>37416766
Because you need to accept your biological situation.
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>>37416657
That's what you get for trying to be a special snowflake.
>>
>>37416377
are you actually trying to get your "dick wet" anon? what in the world is wrong with you
>>
>>37416657
rekt

My email's right there in the header.
>>
>tfw there's only 1 other person remotely close to you and you're too pussy to make the first move

JUST FUCKING MESSAGE ME ALREADY FAGGOT PLEASE I KNOW YOU SEE ME AND YOU'RE F5ING EVERY MINUTE TOO JUST MESSAGE ME FIRST AND END OUR SUFFERINGS
>>
>>37417988
O-okay I'll do it. Hope this doesn't go horribly.
>>
>>37417988
Whenever these go up I just assume lurkers read the map desu I don't pay attention to it.
Although thinking about it someone who won't put a dot on a map probably won't message first.
What a strange thing to consider.
>>
>>37418039
I don't know who the FUCK you messaged but it sure as FUCK wasn't me why don't you go right the FUCK back and do it right this time
>>
>>37405939
so anon, can we get an idea of what she looks like? She skinny, fat, middle, nerdy looking, maybe goth. Come on anon we need details. Also what type are you?
>>
>>37418277
I messaged an anon who turned out to be really sweet, so far. Thanks for the motivation. Hope you get a response, too.
>>
holy shit im so fucking lonely someone please talk to me in an adult manner i'll even take a female (male) at this point
>>
>it's another girl on the r9k zeemap turns out to be underage episode

every time, fuck my life
>>
>>37419840
Hand her over here, I don't give a shit about your normalfag morals.
>>
bumpy bumperino oregano
>>
>No grills want to talk to a NEET
Huh
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>>37420649
I too have noticed that. One girl asked me to tell her a little bit about myself, and after I mentioned some of my interests she replied, "No, I meant your job or your major". What the fuck are these roasties expecting? Don't they know they're on /r9k/?:
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>>37388615
>Since the old zeemap was kill
What happened to it?

Also, has anyone every met up from here. Have there been r9k meetups over the years? I know /pol/ and /k/ have had some.
>>
>>37420725
Lol are you two still talking?
>>
>>37420948
No, I told her I was a NEET and she immediately went offline.
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>>37420725
she was a normie so who cares

can guarantee she was probably a low tier wagie or a self-entitled college kid with no job
>>
why would I ever put mtf instead of just "female" and my sexuality
>>
>>37421197
Guys who want traps are looking for MtF, guys who want biological females are looking for female. If you put down "female" when you're a trap you're just going to attract the wrong guys while pushing away the guys that would want you.
>>
That girl in mallorca is a normie and should kill herself.
She only has normiebook and tumblr.
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>>37413679

>be SoCalfag
>10 anons within a 100 mile radius
>1 female
wew
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>>37421240
I don't want guys who are looking for traps
I also don't want anybody from /r9k/ though, or at least not 90% of you, so maybe I should just not put anything on this map
>>
>>37421539
So maybe you should just kill youreself
>>
>>37421590
I would but I'm powered by my absolute distaste for my fellow man
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>>37421500
>closest anon is 1200km away
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>>37421539
>I don't want guys who are looking for traps
But you ARE a trap. Why would a guy looking for women pick you instead? That would just mean they ultimately are looking for a trap, making YOU not want THEM.

Not trying to be mean here, im just confus
>>
>>37422360
Just ignore trannies dude, they use the same logic as women do when considering if something's creepy, just change creepy to "chaser."
>>
This is like the third zeemap I have to put my info. Can you autists pick one map?
>>
How many actual fembots(female) usually end up joining these?
>>
>>37423065

Does it matter? The more people you know, the more the opportunities you get.

>wanting online women
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>>37421539
No Chad will ever want you as a "real girl", retard. Be grateful you're getting any attention at all.
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>>37423065
The only ones that join are friend/orbiter collectors. Not people you want to be around.
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