>This is the man you elected to lead the country

No it isn't. I don't even live on your shitty continent.

And what is wrong with this? Sounds like you are still bitter your withered old hag lost.

>>37386959
I was a Bernie supporter.

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>>37386927
So what? If I were president, I'd milk the fuck out of it.
He was already used to living lavishly, anyhow.

>>37386927
trump supporters are just the dumbest most inbred suhuman niggers of all time. what else is new

>>37386927
>PLEASE IRON SHEETS

>>37386978
Sounds like you are still bitter your withered old hag lost.

>>37386927
Sounds like a patricians choice rider desu. What would you put on your rider? Bananas and raisins?

>>37386927
what a true god

>>37386978
>*sniff* I'm still bitter about it! I wanted my free stuff that the economy could not keep up with! I wanted to tax people until they had nothing while I had everything! *sniff*

>MUST be kfc napkins

>KFC paper napkins (must be KFC napkins)
i just had a funny vision of a secret service agent going into the KFC across the street and taking out a bunch of napkins from the dispensers

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>>37386927
>>37386982
I really needed a laugh, thanks anons.

>>37386927
>Oh god, how can a man like THIS dare to get the food he wants! It's not like he's running the biggest country in the world... We should starve him to death, or only feed him green beans!

Seriously, how fucking retarded do you have to be to have the slightest bit of interest at what a president eats...

Why isn't the secret service tasked with defending the president from harmful substances? Why does a "rich" guy not have someone curating his diet to remain effortlessly fit?

>fried chicken
I thought Obama was gone? Also OP is that really all the material you have left against drumpf? Sad

>>37387154
#1: I'm not a liberal

#2: This wasn't supposed to be material against Trump. It was just funny.

not real, obvious satire

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>>37386927
>MUST be KFC napkins

hory shiet

>map of the electoral college

Probably so he can slather it in butter and cool whip and eat that too. What a sack of crap. How is is blood still pumping with all those Oreos coursing through it?

>>37386927
damn he extra thicc boy

>>37387263
Being rich has its perks, like being able to afford healthcare

>>37386959
>MUST be KFC napkins
>Kraft
>DO NOT plug in microwaves; we will do this
>3 gallons, Buttermilk
>8 Hungry Man Fried Chicken Dinner (frozen)
Come'on, Anon.

>>37386927
>Implying any of that is bad.

Imagine wearing a silk robe, eating Oreos while relaxing on your IRONED SHEETS.

>>37386927
it's a sourceless image on 4chan, it must be true

>>37387369
Why would I be eating that shitty factory-made food when I can afford the best personal chefs in the world

Yup

Where did you get this?

>>37387138
Because freedom, fagget.

>hurr why isn't the government acting like my mommy
>i might fall over and scrape my knee
>protect me from myself mommy government
>protect us all from our own choices
Fuck outta here

>>37387252
That's fucking hilarious. I can't imagine what kind of logic would contribute to such a decision. Maybe it's the old "Green M&Ms" trick. A way to easily check whether or not people are paying attention to orders in a general sense. Either way it's madness.

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>>37386927
> 8 lbs. of bacon
> 2 XXXL silk robes

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Mr. President. Have you tried this yet?

Majordomo

>>37387442
Someone posted it in a Ben Garrison thread on leftypol

>>37386978
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFAHFAHAHFAA

>>37386927
Obvious forgery as there are no TrumpSteaks & ketchup

>>37387604
He'd probably put you on his will if you introduced that to him.

>be thirsty
>think a soda might be good
>remember it doesn't have the potassium and vitamin C I crave
>eat fruit instead

>>37387725
>no ketchup
Clearly the work of dirty, ketchup-hating foreigners.

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This is from the Onion, isn't it? The Trump Documents. There's more.

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>>37386927
>20 liters of Mtn Dew

I understand. He could hire chefs but he's not. He's keeping the budget in practice.

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>>37386927
>This is the man they elected to lead your country

>>37387055
>I wanted to tax people until they had nothing while I had everything!
Do...do you legitimately believe people can get rich off welfare money or are you just shitposting?

>>37387828
His golf outings alone have cost taxpayers over 36 million dollars, budgeting is not even on his list of concerns.

>>37387962

Nice damage "control".

Sit down.

>>37387998
"I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf." --Donald J. Trump, August, 2016

>>37386982
It's nice that after 8 years of unironed sheets we'll finally have the smoothness this country deserves.

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>>37386927
Good. I'm glad with this

>>37387566
KFC napkins are actually thicker and bigger than usual napkins

T. Stationary supplier who deals with KFC

>>37386982
Is this a reference to the Iron Curtain?

> americans unironically elected a brainlet