GF applications

You clearly don't know how bra sizes work. You can be fat and still have an a cup, its the band size you need to watch out for: 30c will skinnier than 36a. He cup letter is just the difference between the band and the bust.

>>37381339
Okay here
>Qualifications
32A or smaller

Fat cunts need not apply.

>>>/soc/25279371
This is a girl-friend application post. Most of them are probably LARPing though.

>>37381365
Better, now no fat cunts will even try. However most femanons are probably fat cunts so good luck

>>37381394
Wow so many fat girls.

>>37381365
>tfw it is 2016 and men think 34Ds make you "fat"

oh well it's not like i wanted a bf

I'm a 32 AA where's my qt robot

>>37381618
Traps are not women.
HahabebevajJ

>19
>f
>34 G (US)

wheres my bf

>>37381651
OP said no fatties.

>>37381651
>US
Wrong continent.

How am I supposed to pick out a gf if I don't understand bra sizes. How am I supposed to understand bra sizes.

>>37381633
Good thing I'm not a trap then silly

>>37381663
but im not fat
36 is the average band size

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>>37381741
Prove it then. A trap wouldn't admit to being a trap.

>>37381722
It's not hard to figure out, the band number is distance under the boobs in inches, and cup size is the difference between them- a would be a very small difference, dd would be a larger difference

>>37381821
>Prove it
Are you asking me to post a picture of myself on this board? Fuck dude I might as well start doing porn

>>37381394
everytime I go to /soc/ I want less to do with modern society. How can you be so bad that you somehow make a board less likable than /b/, /pol/ and /mlp/ combined? All those girls are terrible, also.

>>37381872
Prove you have small titties. Who gives a shit about your face or anything else.

>>37381651
Where in the US? Coast-wise. Nobody's ever east coast.

I wouldn't mind talking to a fembot, regardless of breast size. As long as she's not overweight.

What do yall fembots like to do with your free time?

Qualifications

>White, either brunette or dark (long) hair. Eye color can vary. Mid to large eye size. Thin or thick eyebrows
>sharp or delicate feminine features
>Under 180 lbs, 5'6 or lower, slim and a B cup but with a great ass.
>no piercings or tattoos unless they're very subtle
>If she lacks a political ideology then either encourage her to read and make her own mind or follow my political ideology.
>well read and cult. If she has any overtly manchild or degenerate interests like watching anime or cartoons, netflix and chill or going to rock music clubs/concerts into the trash it goes. Casual ones like hiking or traveling are fine. Rare interests like going to a wine route, going to deluxe cinemas, bowling or sports tournaments are superb
>likes dogs or cats.
>likes drinking moderately. No cigs or weed fuck that. Ok maybe cigs
>cooking and overall cleaning is whatever. I can always hire a maid and cook on my own
>introverted but outgoing
>subdued and subtle
>stable career. Preferably a law or architecture major. Emphasis on architecture.
>not a strong feeler.
>deadpan sense of humor or almost nonexistent
>her circle of friends must be either moderate or non toxic
>religion can go either way
>good musical taste or interest.
>ambitious.
>attention to detail or prompt to please my sensibilities.
>smart. But not book smart
>fashion sense
>not clingy or needy.

>>37382009
Wow you have a lot of requirements for being a virgin NEET.

much like saying "now accepting applications from companies who want to hire me and pay me money"

yeah, you can put the ad out but in the end you just look like a moron and nobody will humor you

>>37382097
Not a virgin and not a fucking NEET. I don't have much requirements for fuck buddies or friends though

Only for a cereal gf.

>>37382134
>not a virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD

>>37382009
i'm sure you are also a 9/10 professional with a 6 figure career and no personality flaws as well

>>37381898
Yeah, I'm not going to show my tits on 4chan. What kind of degenerate roasties are you looking for?

>>37382168
Not yet. Though to be fair I don't really am interested in a relationship atm

I'm not sure why y'all get so pissy. I'm not trying to make it seem like it's impossible to cater through all of that. If you're a degenerate with no future is your problem not mine

>>37381603
Be my big titties GF so I can motorboat you.

>>37382241
Who said anything about showing your tits? You don't have to show nipples or even a bra. Get your mind out of the toilet.

>>37382305
What would you consider proof, then, if not even a bra?

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>>37382331
Profile shot like this without your face works.
Or you could do one pointed at the ground from collarbone or something.

>qualifications
Can you hold a conversation?
would use camera?
Faggots allowed

>>37382420
>Can you hold a conversation?
This one seems impossible.

>>37382796
ikr? last two girls i have tried to talk to have been shallow or stupid, i just want someone that can stimulate both of my heads.