Small things that make you irrationally angry

>>37379707
Gross, you'd prefer they lick your fingers? Weirdo.

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>>37379707
>table etiquette and chivalry
used to get into nasty fights with my conservative mother over this growing up because she was obsessed with them and I always thought they were fucking stupid and make no sense
>mongooses
watched rikki-tikki-tavi when I was nine and cried because I love snakes
>sniffling
pic related

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>>37379707
> When people lick their fingers if some food is on them.

>>37379707
When girls walk down hallways wearing heels. Click click click. The noise makes me want to explode. How is it not considered rude to disturb everyone in earshot like this? I wish I could hire a midget to tapdance on her countertops as she is falling asleep.

>>37379707
When people suck their fingers when eating finger food.

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>>37379707
> When couples kissing non-stop, and you can hear those disgusting noises

When people lick there fingers after they been in my ass hole

>>37380499
Nice digits

Any sound made while someone is eating food is unbearable to me

>>37379707
people who chew with their mouths open

fuck you, eating like some starving rapefugee and it sounds like buttfucking

When people burp in public after eating. The loud kind. Makes me sick.

When people spit on the street

>>37379707
>people whomst grunt and sigh taking a shit in the stall

The noise of rubbing your nails against nylon or other similar fabrics. Makes my skin crawl and infuriates me enough to overcome autism so I screech at whomever is doing it.

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>Talk with the TV
YOU PIECE OF FUCKIN HUMAN SHIT,YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE ON TV ARE FUCKIN HEARIN YOU,YOU ARE A FUCKIN SCHIZO OR WHAT???

DIE BITCH DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37380684
>people who grunt and sigh while taking a piss
>and spit a loogie into the urinal

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>>37379707
> When people chewing gum loudly

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>Slow walkers

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>>37379707
>be me
>on my bicycle in the bicycle lane
>stop at a cross section and press the stoplight button
>wait for a bit
>other people are queuing up on the other side
>they press the button
WHAT?! Are you an idiot?!? Don't you think that's the first fucking thing I did when I stopped here?!?!
This happens everyday! Are they intentionally this braindead??? What are they thinking!? That it'll go faster?? That their side won't turn green otherwise??!?!
One more time and I FUCKING SWEAR!!!!

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>>37379707
>been playing a game for 8 hours and my entire family walks into the room during the ending cutscene climax
This happens so often, you'd swear it's tradition.

>>37379707
this used to annoy me too, but it's actually quite useful if the pages don't grip to your fingers too well

>people biting their nails

>>37380746
Do you live in a halfway house or what?
>>37380982
Everyone else in this thread is reasonable. You need to get yourself checked out.

>>37380422
Some table manners are good because they preserve hygiene but there are retarded ones like eating with utensils from the outside in

>>37381087
What the fuck? Do you announce to them that you just beat a game and they come to watch the credits?

>>37379707
yeah that really brings my piss to a boil too

>>37379707

Manlets

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>>37379707
>people blasting shitty electronic """"music"""" in public

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>message normalfag friend
>he reads the message, but can't even be bothered to answer for 4 hours
IT LITERALLY TAKES 10 SECONDS! ITS A YES/NO QUESTION! JUST FUCKING REPLY! I SAW YOU WERE TYPING JUST AFTER I SENT THE MESSAGE!

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>>37379707
>the noise that mom makes when she eats bananas in silent anger

>the noise she makes when she swallows her tea or any sort of drink or even a fruit like an orange and it makes that **GLUUNK** noise in her throat like she's sucking Neptune's dick

>the noise she makes when she has a mouthful of mashed potatoes and starts talking and she just makes a wet clicking noise with every consonant

>the noise that dad makes when he eats a fistful of chips (American, not Brish) with an open mouth while mouth-breathing and it echoes through the whole house

>when he has a mouth full of food and then coughs with his mouth wide open as loud and as hard as possible

>the noise he makes when he licks his fingers instead of washing his hands like a normal adult human being

>when he stumbles down the stairs to take a piss at 2AM and then loudly rips ass with the bathroom door open and shits on the floor.


anything food-noise and hygiene-related really

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>>37380785

> old and fat slow walkers

>walking slowly in groups of two or more and blocking the walkway
Fucking NEETs. Some of us actually have jobs to get to

>>37381465
No. They just walk in and sit down talking about uninteresting bullshit, not understanding how emotionally invested I am in the thing happening on the tv.
>yes, console peasant
>yes, this makes it my own fault

>>37381356
>Do you live in a halfway house or what?
White-collar CEOs are nasty.

>>37380711
>overcome autism
>screech
Sorry to break it to you, anon, but it seems that it really is autism that overcomes you

People who bite down on eating utensils and you can hear their teeth touch the metal and scrape it as they pull it out.

It's like the worst form of nails on a chalkboard.

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>People who don't brush their teeth
>People who don't wash their hands
>People who pick their nose
>People
Why are they so disgusting?

>>37381606
This drives me fucking insane. Just. Have some fucking awareness of your surroundings, not everybody has to walk at your pace behind you because you like to be at your friend's side.

Trophy hunting, wearing camo, posting show off-y photos on normiebook. Hunting is good and fine I just hate people that show off stuff that isn't a craft or art and essentially show off how much money they have or whatever.

>>37380572
This, alot of people surprisingly never learned how to chew with their mouth closed, I hate hearing their saliva and food mash around in their mouth even worse are old people who won't stop licking their lips after they had a meal the sound alone makes me crazy

>>37381639
"I don't give a fuck about what ever you're talking about." Or buy headphones.

>>37382035
dcu is /fa/ as fuck I still wear my pants sometimes.

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>>37379707
When someone says something retarded and get stubborn even when you prove them wrong

>>37379707
>normie drivers treating a red light like it's a suggestion.

I see you cunt. You think you're really fucking clever don't you? Inching further and further into the crossing instead of stopping. Well not your halfway across my crossing , well out of position and have a fat, untrustworthy looking asshole glaring at you. All because you where too important to follow the fucking rules.

>faggots at subway who order more then 2 subs

I see two people in subway, that should mean a maximum of four fucking subs. Instead you're reading off some fucking little list for your five friends who couldn't be bothered ordering their own dammed food

>normie kids gathered in public anywhere ever

Loud, obnoxious and always look like they're on the verge of starting something. I'm afraid to walk anywhere near them for fear they'll up and harass/attack me

>>37380480
Reminds me of my mother coming home from work. Kind of soothing.

When people pronounce S like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsewo4uFV_k

>>37379784
That doesnt even make sense but i laughed

>>37379707
NIGGA HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TURN THE PAGES WITH MY DRY ASS FINGERS

when men become losers after school and don't get a job and support themselves

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>>37379707
>highschool students who blast their shitty music through their headphones
Which defeats the purpose of FUCKING headphone by the way

>people who feel the need to talk obnoxiously loud on the bus and let everyone know their problems

>people who feel the need to crowd up the front of the bus when there's space in the back and then I get yelled at by some asshole for not moving back when I literally can't even move anywhere because other dumb asses won't move

So glad this is my last year taking the public bus.

>getting teamkilled/kicked by premades
Worst moment was back when you could still vote kick on R6S, I was playing ranked and going 13-1, I just hear "sorry dude our friend wants to join :^}" and immediately get kicked which deranked me. Damages over time have to be in the $1000s.

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Dirty fingernails are so fucking disgusting it makes me want to puke look at them and you just know the people with them don't ever wash their fucking hands.

>>37386181
looking at them*

People who walk slow enough to be in your way but fast enough to not let you past without you having to power walk.

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>>37386824
This. Commen origano

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>>37380785
DIE FUCKING NORMIE WOMANLET SLUTS WALK FASTER FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAA

Also
>when people play music on public transport

>>37379707
>people sleeping during movies
>wasps
>when people say stuff like "I LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY" or "I DON'T WANNA LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE"
>overly friendly people
>people touching me
>children crying

People who say memes out loud and try to integrate them into their conversation

>>37380684
>Faggots who use shitty normie memes like "whomst"

>When people start a sentence with "So".

>>37379707
People who munch on there pens.

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>People walking slowly in groups, blocking anyone from going around them
>People that are obnoxiously loud in public
>Songs that fade out instead of properly ending. Are you too lazy to finish your song?
>Hearing other people cough. Especially children.
>Old people that try to start a conversation with anyone because they're lonely
>How retardedly expensive Cholula is. $4 for a tiny bottle that will last me a couple meals? Fuck that.
>Items from Amazon that are shipped from 3rd party sellers, and not from Amazon themselves. Not even rare/niche products. These are fairly new released games.
>People who get angry and flip me off because they have to pass me on the freeway, when I'm doing 70 in the rightmost lane.
>Female coworkers who gossip about other coworkers
>Masturbating and suddenly think of something you don't want to think of, ruining my fap

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>>37380512
>tfw you ask the kissing couple if you can join in but they look at you in horror and the BF tries to fight you

the worst feel ever

>>37381584
this made me laugh really hard nice family anon