>"Sorry it took so long anon, but I'm ready to go!

Popeye's, babe.

I was just gonna pick something up from Annie's Kitchen. Best hot tamales in town. Was thinking 2 dozen of those, order of pulled pork, large mac & cheese, large greens, and a pan of corn bread. What you think?

>>37368367
to the slop bin behind my uncle's barn

Taco Bell
to get some chalupas

An all you can eat buffet but I'm not sure it will be enough

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Heart attack grill.

To the cardiologist

>>37368550
You in Vegas too, anon? Have you been to Annie's Kicthen? Shit really is fuckin' good.

>>37368609
I'm in Australia. Plenty of cute fatties but no Heart attack themed restaurants. Shit probably wouldn't fly here.

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Real talk now, the only bad things about having a fat girlfriend is being known as the guy who fucks fat chicks, and that you can't carry them as easily and they get tired quickly.. The rest is gold.

>>37368701
I wouldn't be able to get it up. Even if I managed to, while thinking of a thinner woman, my penis wouldn't be able to reach past the 12 inch layer of blubber guarding her roast beef hole anyway. It would not be worth it.

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>>37368735
>implying sticking my dick in flab wouldn't get me hard enough that I'd likely pass out

"I'm taking you to eat at the farm, they have a whole field for you"

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>I've decided we're going to visit Auschwitz instead of going out to eat. Trust me, it'll be much better for you.

>>37368367
>"AH SAID, BRING ME DAT NIGGER WOOKIE AN DAT BITCH ASS HAN SOLO, BOI."

Anybody else wouldn't mind fucking a fat chick, but wouldn't dare get caught with one.

>>37368701
How did she take the pic?

>>37368701
I used to fuck fat married women on a fairly frequent basis when I went to school. Shit was cash since the sex was kept on the DL anyway and since the women were much older it helped me engage in my mommy fetish.

>>37368809
This would be very emotional for me. I don't think I could handle it.

>>37368833
That's why they're called mopeds.
But no they're pretty gross, I don't think I would or even could.

I'm skinnyfat but have relatively decent hygiene, though sometimes if I lay in bed with my laptop with my chin resting near my chest, it gets sweaty in my hot room and starts smelling weird. I imagine fat chicks' rolls will always smell like that, or worse

>>37368367
The salad bar.

>>37368853
selfie stick shes holding with her foot

>>37368367
>ruining a pretty face by overeating

I will never understand these women

>>37368925
Maybe she had assistance or taped it to the ceiling or something? The light and angle lead me to believe it was well set up.

>>37368877
Why? When I was stationed in Germany I took a trip there and I didn't feel anything.

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>>37368880
Get your testosterone levels checked anon.

>>37369099
My testosterone is fine I'm just not into fucking fat blubbery hogs

>>37369099
I've never laughed so hard or been so turned off by a doujin. Do you have the panel where he does the One Piece style punch?

>>37368862
Expand origgy

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>>37369151
>doesn't like a girl with blubber
low test

>>37369321
Sorry, I don't like american women.

>>37369321
Pretty sure i developed a fat fetish at this point.
Damn she is hot.

>>37368862
How fat we talking here, I'm apt to say nice, unless we're talking land whales.

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This is the biggest a woman should ever get.

Dicktown, babygirl, now get in the bedroom and be prepared to go to work!

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>>37369837
welcome to the fold

newborn fat admirer

>>37368367
>tfw gf is 5'0 and 220lbs
What do you think, more fat or less fat?

>>37368367
The woods
Tonight, we eat what we catch