Sup /r9k/ I got kicked out of /fit for asking this.
I'm gonna make a fake tinder account (Cos im sad...) and use it just to see what happens and see what i can say. I'm going to use this guy but i only have one photo of him anybody have anything else like him?
And yes of course whatever text i get will 100% be posted here no fucking doubt.
I'm going to name him "John". John likes going to the gym, he is in college for business studies, he likes playing a bit of vidya, he does not mind a bit of night clubbing and he also like to read /lit/.
Praise John.
>>37351557
Jesus fucking Christ you actually did a thread here after my raccomandation. I don't know who you are but i hope they can help you here.
>>37351578
If not then another board shall help me!!!!
Gawd help me my friend i shall make John a fucking CHAD OF ALL CHADS!!!!!!
If you're from /fit/, then you're too normie to post here. Can't you see we're busy making tfw no gf and NEET threads?
>>37351630
>tfw no gf
????
WE FUCKING OWN THAT!!!!!!!!!
And im making a fake profile to lead on women...Thats a nice 4chin thing to do....We shall unite /r9k/
>>37351557
>"Hey, my names John. I study business. Wanna suck my dick like a whore??"
Do this and post results, brah.
>>37351741
You reading my mind brah!!???????
>>37351557
WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!
I WONDER WHAT THIS GREAT EXPERIMENT WILL LEARN US.
WILL WE FIND OUT BASED ON THIS RESEARCH IF GIRLS WANT TO FUCK HOT GUYS?
CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT, KEEP US POSTED!!!!!!
WELL OP IM WAITING
>>37351926
>i already have like 30? kids btw
Need this line for definite
>>37351926
add at the end: "so you should come here or drive me"
>>37351926
I have herpies. Must be herpies friendly.
9" big hard cock 4u
>>37351996
Triggered roastie getting toastie
>>37351557
Be sure to mention you're gay. You're going to get 1000 times more men interested in that guy than women, guaranteed.
>>37351557
chads dont play videogames unlesss its a sports title like madden
they dont even see it as a videogame console, they just call it netflix
>>37351557 (OP)
>chads dont play videogames unlesss its a sports title like madden
>"Oh, you play video games Chad? That's so nerdy. You must be really smart. I think that's soooo sexy"
>>37352704
not a roastie just a robot who has seen this already
>>37351926
Dew it, OP.
>>37354092
I need other pics of that guy so they think im real.