Robots, how do I get a fat titties gf? (fat titties as in their

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>>37350370
*titties are fat

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Help out a bro-bot?

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If I post enough fat titties, eventually I'll get a reply.

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I want to grab greedy handfuls of fat tits while I spew thunderous, hot, cummy loads into a fat tits gf.

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Fuck

Just give me a gf, reee

>>37350370
>fat titties
Isn't that kind of an oxymoron? Breasts in general are almost entirely made of fat.

>>37350633
that's a tautology

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Stop having yellow fever you fugging retard

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>>37350648
You've son of a bitch, Anon! I knew you were a tautology all along!

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>>37350633
I mean fat titties like the ones you can grab big, greedy, squishy, comfy handfuls of while you empty your entire ballsack erupting thunderous, warm, thick, gunky loads deep into her tight pussy.

I have fat titties.

>>37350613
Me.jpeg

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>>37350961
L O S A N G E L E S

just beee my gf

let's get lunch

tacos, burgers, pizza

getting my medical card soon: Wake and Bake?

Stacks on stacks of high-end, imported tequila at my place for alkies

>>37351102
I'm a guy, though. Sorry bro, forgot to mention that. Just a fat guy.

I'm depressed and suicidal enough though to where if you were still down, I might be your bf, but I know you're not down and I'm not even gay, just desperate for companionship...

>>37351102
>>37351137
Not me, anon.

Irvine here. Got a throwaway email? I'm not saying I'll be your gf just yet, but I'm down to be friends first and we'll see where that leads?

>>37350370
Get out here normie, you don't belong to this place.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37351208
For sure, that's the idea. Get to know each other first.

No throwaway email.

I do have a Cryptocat though.

username: Benipapu73

>>37351295
Do you have a discord? I don't have a cryptocat. Is it easy to use? I can be kinda stupid. Also, I saw the post you deleted and I thought it was really cute.

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>>37351208
Free, encrypted, easy af to setup a low-effort throwaway.

https://crypto.cat

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>>37351327
Yup, easy to use.
>the post you deleted
Lmao! I hadn't seen your initial post until after I posted it. I figured there was no point to keeping that post ITT if I was actually going to try to arrange something with you. Didn't want to lead a guy on, that's fucked.
>>37351137
Bro, no hard feels though. I wish you best luck and may you soon find a comfy partner for your troubles.

>>37351102
>getting my medical card soon
I thought weed was legal for anyone 18+ in California now? I remember voting for that.

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>>37351327
Also, no I don't have a discord. Is it easy to set up? If anything, I'll set one up soon af (today asap) and ask you your discord username on Cryptocat, so we can add each other on Discord and keep in contact with Discord (which you're more familiar with) from that point forward insread of Cryptocat. Sound convenient to you?

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>>37351525
I thought there was usually a good amount of time (like several months to a year at least) between when a state legalizes on the ballot and that legalization is actually put into effect.

I might be wrong though.

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>>37351208
Ayy yo, fuck it.

I just set up a Discord.

Same username: Benipapu73

Add me

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Bump this bread so she sees my Discord bro-bots.

>>37351920
I'm sorry, anon. It's just me. The fat depressed guy with the tits. There was never a girl in this thread. I'm so sorry I lead on you on. I'm a terrible person. Such a fucking terrible person and I should die.

This website is the only interaction I ever get. There's definately hope for you. You seem like a cool guy, thats why I had to tell you instead of just not replying and leaving you wondering.

No fembots. Sorry. I hope God gives me cancer for fucking with people like this. I didn't do it out of spite. I did it because pretending to be agirl online is the best I can get to people liking me.

>>37351965
not op but that is really fucked up what you did. you shouldnt fucking do that to people

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>>37351965
Not sure if srs or using reverse-reverse psychology to double-bait me into thinking this thread is low-priority and a potential fat tits gf actually responded and you're trying to get me out of this thread and away from the picture so you can hit her up instead

W E W

>>37350387
no they aren't

that's why body building girls still have them too even though they have 0% body fat and it looks disgusting like a tumor

>>37352080
Don't their tits also lose volume, mass and shape when they cut down the body fat % in their whole body?

>>37352125
they do, but I get tired of hearing "boobs are just fat" when this is clearly not the case

This thread is going off topic, let's all get together and answer the OP's question

>>37350370
money, that's the only correct answer

>>37350370
I managed to get a fat titties gf in the equivalent version of adoptaguy in my country, while being a kv.
I think I got pretty lucky because she kept talking to me despite me being a horrible talker.
My advise is to register in every online dating site you can, and trying to contact every titcow you see around your area.
Most of the time they won't respond but you will have so much chances that odds are you will succeed in at least a couple of them if you can go as far as articulating a few words.
Once you have gone in a date or two, try stealing a kiss from her, and see how that goes.

>>37353832
Were you also a neet?

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>>37353832
I'm a manlet so I wouldn't do well on dating sites, but I'm tempted to try Tinder. Is it still popular?

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>>37350953
source? I don't like fat titties normally except for asian women

>>37352203
All the actual tissue is inside your chest. Even males can lactate and newborns are sometimes born lactating. That being said it's not necessarily just fat, it hormonal based fat that is based on genetics. Like when you see women with huge butts or thighs and relatively little fat, except the hormones prevent it from getting much smaller. It's hard to explain but tldr not just normal fat but has no affect on breastfeeding or milk production.

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Reeeeeeeeeee give me titcows!

>>37355076
No, I am studying EE.
>>37355258
I'm a manlet too, 5'7".