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/r9k/, I am posting this to you in extreme agony. This is no copy pasta, this isn't a stupid post trying to get attention, this is a serious cry for help. I have been faithfull to you, /r9k/, for many years, and now I hope you can help me.
I was trying to shave my genitals today, to make them a little more comfortable for summer. I had no razor, so I was using some titanium scissors. Needless to say, I missed and accidentally removed a sizable chunk from the head of my PENIS. I passed out at first, but I woke up an hour or so later, covered in blood. I was able to stop the bleeding...but I wanted to put it back on and hope it would all be better.... I used super glue. It's holdong on there, but theres still blood, and a really bad line around the chunk, and it hurts oh god so bad... I have no medical insurance so I can't go to the doctor, and I live by myself so I can't get anyone else to help.
I need someone on /r9k/ who knows something about medical stuff. What can I do? I don't know, if I leave it on there with the glue will it heal itself back on? Help me please, it hurts a lot. I've already taken 4 extra strength tylenol and its not helping...
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go 2 gospital
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go to the hospital or ur dick is gonna fall off
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>>37349881
Run to hospital you dumb son of a bitch
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>>37349881
Go to the doctor and deal with the fucking debt.
How do you even snip your dick while trimming pubes?
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When you cut a chunk of your dick off, you're not supposed to glue it back on. The human body doesn't work that way. Get your dick to a hospital.
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U wot m8?
I lost a fingernail and tried to glue it back on after getting hit by a car, it got infected.
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your dick is about to get infected, OP. enjoy!
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>>37349881
fake . stop replying and abandon thread
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>>37349881
did you seriously just ask if you could glue a piece of the head back onto your penis?
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>>37349881
Guaranteed 3 months no fap
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>>37349881
Pic of dick with timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>37349881
>I have no medical insurance so I can't go to the doctor
And the USA claims to be a First World Country...
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>>37349881
Pics or gtfo
Seriously though, I'm an emergency doc. Let me tell you how bad you fucked up.
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Sew it back on if you can take the pain. Glue isn't going to work.
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If you had really used super glue your dick would literally be melting right now, and you'd be screaming, not posting.
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>gluing on severed body parts
Did you think your penis was a light fixture or something?
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>>37349881
Pic, timestamp.
Nowwwwwww originalitus
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>>37349881
pics or didn't happen m9
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Mate, go to the fucking hospital. Yeah it'll be expensive but it's your fucking dick we're talking about here, no price is too high
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>>37351812
It isn't like he's ever going to use it lol
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Just preventing this thread from being bumped off.
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>>37350990
This.
If no pics, it can't be true.
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NEET with a biology degree here, how much blood have you lost?
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