Ask a chad anything

Who is your favorite Asian pornstar?

>>37348922
Lucy li even though she isn't even remotely Asian

>>37348870
Get the fuck off r9k you piece of shit

>>37348937
Hey, I was a former robot, trying to help some of you boys out.

All those girls are gross dude.

>>37348870

I'm going to just ask nicely

Can you please delete this thread and not post here in the future, I and many others would really appreciate that, thanks for your consideration

How much total time do you put into women? Including messaging, dressing up, working out, sex, dating, everything remotely related to the process of sticking your dick in a woman.

>>37348965
No thanks, I'll keep the thread going

>>37348965
Why?

Not OP, but is /r9k/ really that bitter and upset with their lifes that when Chad makes a thread, it triggers them?

>>37348982
Not that much, my hair is low Maintenance. The only thing that is annoying is meeting them up. Most are just down for watching some Netflix. The younger ones are easier to impress. Messaging is probably the most time consuming I usually spend a week because that means I don't have to take them out on a fancy date as I use tragic things in my life for them to give my sympathy and care for me like a lost puppy

>>37348985
OP clearly has a lot on his plate with so many females, so he should just go ahead and fuck right off back to whatever dating app he's using and leave us alone.

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>Ugly to average-looking tinder sloots.
>best girl was like 7/10 in there
>OP thinks he's a Chad
Lmao get a load of this guy.

>>37349026
You jelly bruh?

>>37349017
Have you ever gained anything useful from them besides sex?

>>37349026
>implying anyone else on this board can do better than that

>>37349022
You didn't answer my very original question.

which of those bitches have you smashed bro
bonus round: what does amy's puss taste like

>>37349044
Long answer it's complicated. Short answer no, tinder is for vapid sluts most of the time. But there are some gems in the rough

>>37349059
Well none as yet on that page, but I have a backlog of messages, I will get to them in time

Can someone answer my question?
>>37348985

>>37348870
Is this your screenshot? If so, show us your profile

Post pics of chats where the girl is throwing herself at you, heard it happens a lot

>>37349087
OP here, of course they are going to be bitter, being a robot makes you feel like a failure, when you see someone who has 'made it' you get bitter as fuck. I should know, I was a robot for a while. But I guess I was never a robot and just had mental health issues that caused me to be a shut in.

>>37349087
You know the answer to your question, anon. You're just trying to bait us.

>>37348870
Why do you feel the need to post fake messages from girls you don't know?

>>37348870
On a scale of 1-10, how many cocks have you sucked?

>>37349102
Post a timestamp or GTFO, you know the rules OP

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>>37348985
>Be starving
>Someone comes along and posts pics of their 4 course meal
>"Hey guys the food I ate was so good, anyone want to ask me anything about it?"
>Surprised when people tell you to get fucked

>>37349102
Thanks OP, but I wanted the robots to answer.
>>37349111
Of course I know the answer, but it seems you guys are in denial. That robot who replied to me never even answered the question.

It's so blatantly obvious how bitter and upset you guys are, but yet you guys never admit it. I just kinda wanted to see a robot finally admit "yeah, I'm bitter and angry that OP is a better person than me"

Obviously not all robots fall under the "bitter and upset" criteria, but the ones that do never seem to admit it.

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>>37349099
This isn't exactly pure but it made me laugh a lot

>>37349139
Still didn't answer my question, anon. See what I mean? They can't just admit and say "Cause I'm bitter and jealous of OP,"

OP just found a good looking guy on the Internet and used that for his Tinder pic. he's not actually a chad.

>>37349152
It's not being bitter and jealous if they're rubbing it in your face to be an asshole man. If you're living from paycheck to paycheck and someone comes up to you and says "Look at all the fucking money I have want to ask me about it" you're not being "bitter and jealous" by telling them to fuck off

Aw come on guys, can't we at least pretend he's a chad?

>>37348955
describe your transformation in detail, include age and how long shit took

>>37349176
Well then you didn't have to reply. Obviosuly other robots are gonna wanna ask OP about shit like sex or tinder sluts, but you came in the thread specifically because it triggered you and you're bitter.

Maybe I'm bitter too, which is why I'm trying to get you to admit that you're bitter, but at least I can admit it if I am.

You're just in denial and trying to justify your bitterness.

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>>37348870
How does it feel to know that you're not special, not even on /r9k/?

>>37349194
Damn you got problems

>>37349190
I'm 20 now and I've only transformed a year ago. I was always a good conversationalist but I was majorly depressed and how low self esteem issues due to perfectionism. Being good looking helped. Sorry to say it but BEEing yourself truly works, that is if you aren't a sweaty neet

>>37349148
>go to have threesome with "Sarah" and her male friend
>2 dudes are there
>"oh sarah will be here soon, do you want a drink or poppers or something?"

>>37349206
>gets BTFO and called out for being a bitter incel in denial
>y-you got problems!
kek

>>37349204
>messages with one girl

Am I supposed to be impressed?

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>>37349212
>20
>Former robot
What the fuck? You were never a robot you dumbfuck you were just going through a phase

t. 28yo NEET

>>37349220
Hahahah made me kek heartily, don't worry I didn't take her up on that offer seemed shady as fuck

>>37349204
kek, could it get any more obvious it's a dude pretending to be a girl?

>>37349194
>trying to get robots to admit that they're bitter
Don't be such a fucking bully. Leave them with what little dignity they have left. Why do you normies always have to have the last laugh?

>>37349148
>that fucking manface
>Liverpool

Well, that explains it. Move along people, nothing to see here.

>>37349255
It's okay to be bitter, it's understandable. Don't be so defensive

>>37349262
We're not bitter. We just don't like inferior normies shitting up our board.

>>37349272
This board is already shit, I'm sure one thread that is actually fun for once won't cause any harm, right?

>>37348870
>boost cuck

I've been here for years. Real Chads don't need that.

>>37349300
What can I say, I'm just a chad who likes as much validation as possible. I wish I was a woman desu

>>37349288
How deluded are you? This thread is complete cat shit and you're going to get nothing but negative replies (until people get bored after 2 posts). I know that's exactly what you want, but please don't try to act like you're doing something other than shitposting. You're the one asking people to be honest, ffs.

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Any of you boys know this girl? She seems to be one of you guys. (((She)))

>>37349335
Never denied it wasn't shit desu, take a chill pill my man

>>37348955
You can't be a "former" robot, you retarded fuckstick, robotism is a permanent affliction. You were just a Chad with meme depression. The fuck outta this board.

>>37349194
lmfao you're a fucking retard fuck off you stupid cunt get the fuck off my board

>>37349339
Those memes are popular everywhere now. Probably a reddit shitter or something.

>>37349387
Nice comeback. I sure got BTFO there

>>37349017
>Messaging is probably the most time consuming I usually spend a week

Top kek. You're not real. It takes about two days to go from matching to fucking. You're weak if you need as long as you say.

Tinder -> snapchat (where you really get them ready to fuck) -> number

It's not hard. I'm 5/10 at best and ran through three different girls in a 24 hour period, and 30 in 4 months.

So no, I don't believe you're real OP.

>>37348955
>I just want to help yall xdddd
>>37349262
>>37349194
>>37349152
>>37349140
>Just accept I'm better than you, human garbage!

Every single time. Why do you guys even bother with the clowns that make threads like this?

>>37349422
Ah so I see you get girls with low self esteem and high sex drive. I try to avoid girls with STDs myself. I actually want a girl who has got more than two brain cells, it's more hot when you have to chase them and finally get that sweet sweet pootang. And ofc I get their snapchat and number, that's a given.

A matter of fact it seems you are the liar, I bet your conversations fizzle into awkward nothingness when she realised you're a shallow beta with no redeeming qualities

>>37348870

I started browsing this board recently. Like you, i'm a Chad, but i was never a robot, there's anything you miss about being a robot? I always believed Robots had a lot time to themselves, I'm a little jelly of that,

>>37349426
I'm not even OP.
OP was trying to help, I'm just trying to get you to admit how bitter you are, since you faggots keep denying it.

Like this post i'm replying to. Lmao i don't even wanna get you guys to admit it anymore. I don't think you ever will

>>37349426
OP here, I wasn't arguing with that dude. I'm just answering questions at the moment

>>37349449
>I try to avoid girls with STDs myself.
I got tested every month. I'm clean. I also always run raw.

>I bet your conversations fizzle into awkward nothingness when she realised you're a shallow beta with no redeeming qualities
Projecting is bad for your health.

>>37349454
You learn a lot when you have a lot of time to yourself, it does actually help you become a better chad as you have a lot of knowledge under your belt. Being a robot was comfy at times, but I forget how fucking depressing it was and lonely. Short story the only way you can be happy is by working on yourself, fuck being a robot and fuck being a chad. Just be healthy and love yourself 100 percent

>>37348870
girls ugly as fuck though lmao

>>37349480
This entire post says to me you've never ever been a robot. You have no idea what it's like. "Love yourself 100 percent"? Why the fuck would I love myself 100% if I'm a robot..? Do you have any idea what you're even fucking saying?

>>37349212
>good looking
....
yes good looking people have life on easy fucking mode, I know this from my roastie and chad friends that annoy the fuck out of me because they get attention from everyone.

I don't consider myself a robot but god damn being an average person is difficult when I see these fuckers living life on easy mode. my consolation is that one day their looks and youth will go and they'll start playing with the rest of us

>>37349212
>but I was majorly depressed and how low self esteem issues due to perfectionism
I bet your "depression" was self diagnosed too.

>every single girl you match is overweight
>call yourself 'chad'

kek

>>37349480
>>37349684
Exactly, you can be healthy and love yourself but still be ugly as fuck or some race girls won't date or really short - these are things you can't change. That is the essence of the robot - the inability to change even if you want to.

>>37349073
So you haven't sealed the deal with any of them? Dude you need to be trying to move these girls off tinder and into the real world with you. They have a ton of guys messaging them do you think they'll continue with you if she's putting time into one of them who is making more of an effort to see her in person and wine and dine her? My nigguh come on

>>37349026
you are a brainlet
there are 100 times as many 7/10 as there are 10/10s
if chad is right swiping anyone above a certain threshold, he would be getting mostly 7s even if he were a 10

personally, i would not bother with 10/10 girls even if i was 10/10 because they are probably too vain and hard to get

why go after them when you could have a 7/10 be thankful that you grace her vagine with your chad dick?

>>37349229
Fucking this oh wow it's one girl holy shit stop the presses

>>37349839
>even if i was 10/10 because they are probably too vain and hard to get

Not really. But they are usually insecure and end up with ugly guys with money.

>>37349407
Yeah ya did shit was brutal

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>>37349026
chads dont come here. if someone here claims to be a chad, they are probably just a normie looking for attention

>>37349148
Ask her how big her boyfriend is

>>37349839
>personally, i would not bother with 10/10 girls even if i was 10/10 because they are probably too vain and hard to get
Some of them are actually bored with being beautiful. Admiration has just grown stale to them.

>>37350067
this desu, attractive girls are generally shallow and vapid, speaking from experience

they lead a pampered but meaningless existence. they're basically only good for fucking because they're only worth as much as they look

>>37349913
I'm a Chad m8. I came to 4chan looking for Eurocup streams years ago. I was on my national team of Volleyball and still play rugby to this day on my college team, being in 2 bands and having some money also helps. You guys need to understand 4chan isnt a seret club and that this particular board is pretty funny and interesting for non robots. Not everyone wants to make fun of you or is a normie wanting to trigger you. I don't know about OP, but i'm really intrigged by this board culture, i usually go to /sp/, /out/, /trv/ and /int/. I only went once to /soc/, posted in thread about baby pics and got a little unconfortable with some of the posts. Most Robots are nice so im planning to stay.

>>37349194
You're framing the argument so you can project your feeling onto others, anon.

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>>37349176
then i would look in amazement and wonder and also gratitute that richfag is showing me nicely and respectfully what the richfag lifestyle is like
i would feel like it's rubbing upon me, that i'm learning by osmosis

>>37350148
the thing about my chad and roastie friends is they love to talk to me about their life or what they do, like you are doing now, and they don't realise it's mostly stuff I hear a lot in some variation

>"anon's my best friend, he's such a great listener"
I only listen to you because I like hanging out with you and you make me laugh and pay for your own shit that's why we're friends
>"wanna go drinking anon? stacey thinks you're cool" no thanks I'm don't want to hear about Stacey's life and I'm not paying for her shit either

etc. etc.

>>37348870
Why did you swipe right to emily? Surely if you're a chad you'd have better standards than that.

>>37350548
Yeah, that caught my attention too!

>>37349406
this i see "normie" every second comment on facebook

>>37348870
What's a good conversation starter?

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Hey chad I'm currently going to enroll in a college as a non degree seeking student. Is that a bad idea? Also I don't have a job, how should I go about making money. I don't wanna work fast food. Help. Im 18 fresh out of high school

>>37351946
>as a non degree seeking student
Why would you do that?


Do you have any skill? do you speak french/spanish/german/jap?

Donnu about america but Ecotourism is a good thing to study if you are not into wageslavery.

>>37349190
he realized he was 6'3'' and that it was easy mode

>>37349026
80% are bots
The others just matched because he used the paid boost.

How many has he really met after his stupid "hey" opener that led to absolutely no discussion? Probably close to 0.

>>37349148
Now post her second message where she tells you to click a link to get in touch.

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>>37348870
>pays for tinder
>chad
>what did he mean by this

most of these threads are from fake profiles with chad pics

but the people downplaying the girls in the messages
I right swipe all day long and get no matches and if I do its a fucking hamplanet

>>37349044
What could you possibly gain from a girl besides sex?

I feel like I've seen the pic in the OP in another thread about trolling girls with a fake Chad profile.

I'm a good looking twenty year old as well, OP. Sexually successful but slightly "late" to the game, just like you. The difference between us
us is that you are a stone-NORMIE my friend, not even close to a true cyborg. I know that's what you want, to be a part of the secret club, but it's just not going to happen.
Sorry you had to find out like this.

>>37348870
Why the fuck did you swipe right on Emily and Hafiwhatever?

They look like troglodytes.