Have any of you guys every won a fight or got your ass kicked in one?
Or have any of you guys been mugged/jumped by a group of people? What thoughts/feelings went through your mind?
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ive been in one serious fight. the first few punches hurt then i didn't really feel anything, more like i knew the pain was there but i couldn't be bothered thinking about it
If you're still conscious, it's pretty fun, exciting and exhilarating.
It's when someone lands a solid blow on you and you enter a bad state of semi-conscious, blood blinded head aching agony. The adrenaline drops out, and suddenly just every damn joint in your body hurts. It's even worse when the guy is still wailing on you when you're on the floor.
Source: used to drink heavily and go out actively looking for a fight because I was suicidal
one person hit you then your adrenaline starts pumping.
i knocked out a friend of mine. he did something he started working out so i started working out. i got started to get stronger than him. i knocked him out.
Eh, I did it while I were in highschool. It's cool when you are adrenaline induced and full of angst. But never got into ballroom blitz or that type of bumfuck shit.
>>37339811
Have you ever been jumped before?
It's fun....when you're doing the jumping, turn his motherfucking head into pumpkin, knock the nigger out, then take his girl to the house and dig her out
I've been KO'd people in street fights with and with out gloves.
I've lost fights
Won fights.
Jumped.
Been jumped.
The feeling of walking away from a fight is a feeling of accomplishment.
Even better when you shake hands with your opponent after the battle.
i'm 6'3 and 230 pounds
i bet i could fuck up anyone here
>>37340078
>i knocked out a friend of mine. he did something he started working out so i started working out. i got started to get stronger than him. i knocked him out.
nice friendship you got there
>>37339811
All 3. Grew up and still live in Brookyln, so i guess its not out of the ordinary.
huge adrenaline rush. >>37339997 said it well.
Getting jumped isnt fun though. You dont really feel much for the first few punches but the adrenaline goes away and you just start feeling pain.
>>37339811
Been in 2 street fights both were cholos and lost twice. One knocked me out by bashing the top of my head. Second one chocked me out when I started bruising his face to the point were he was bleeding from the eyes and face.
Boxed a Mexican kid from the ghetto and went toe to toe with him for a good 20 minutes (proud of myself moment ) . Note I use to be a complete wuss when I was a teenager.
been jumped by about 15 people, they blacked both my eyes busted my lips and nose but i didnt touch the floor, i think id have died if i did...
didnt leave the house for months after that
I've been in anywhere from 2 to 12 fights, depending on what you define a "fight" as.
I won all of them... because all of those fights occurred before I was 19, and until 19 I was bigger than everyone else my own age.
When people started to get to my own size, I stopped getting into fights. I'm now 24 and haven't been in a fight since.
>>37339811
I've been in a few "real" fights but nothing life-threatening where the guy had a gun or knife or anything.
The first one was when I was maybe 15 or 16 and I snapped and beat the shit out of one of my bullies at the time.
The next few times were all outside of clubs or bars downtown. I hit them just enough for them to get down and stay down for me to walk away. I know Judo and Jiu Jitsu but if I toss or flip someone on a sidewalk then they're probably going to land on their fucking head and die or become retarded.
15 years ago people just swung around like retards. Trying to punch a human skull with your bare hands is a great way to shatter your bones. You'd just keep your distance and kick their legs out from under them.
Since UFC got big 5-10 years ago, now everyone is a wannabe jiu jitsu & grappler and often rush at you. Just learn takedown defense and give them a nose job with your knees.
Adrenaline is a double-edged sword, you also want to swing your fists around or do your best geroges saint pierre impression.
>>37339811
no because i'm not a fucking bar drunk normie. the closest i've been to an actual fight was when i was wrestling with bullies/friends back in elementary school, but i've never been in a fist fight with someone.
Everyone is a professional brawler badass on /r9k/, and the internet for that matter.
Most people will never get into anything close to a fight if they live in any civilized part of the world or town. If you live in nigger land, then yes, you'll get into "fights."
Past the age of 18 and into the adult world, only manchildren fight with each other. People realize hey, it's not worth it, they grow the fuck up, and also there's a good chance that someone has a knife or gun on them nowadays - I know I do.
>>37339811
the concrete hits harder than fists.
I'm a low-level pro MMA fighter, and before I became training for pro, I got into multiple dumb street fights.
In my experience, many people always have a sort of "battle plan" like how to fight, but fights are always unpredictable and "ugly" no matter what. You could be the best trained martial artists but if you don't have experience in how unpredictable a street fight is, you'll probably either freeze up or look like a sperg while getting your ass kicked. Or you may win, it can go both ways, hence the unpredictability. Half the time, your opponent will not "come at you" the way you think they're gonna come at you.
Street fights are stupid and unsafe. If you really want to experience the rush of fighting, join a boxing or martial arts gym that offers full-contact sparring.
Been in two fights
The first one I got fucked up in. Can't remember what it was like during but afterwards, I felt extremely light headed and disoriented.
The second one, I won. I blacked out for a good 30 seconds only to come to while I was punching the other person in the face. After they got over the initial shock, it turned into more of a scuffle. Didn't really feel any pain.
>>37340762
Kek mr. $hort
Just one
At the beginning of the fight I was just pushing/grabbing/wailing angrily then my tactics got an upgrade and I started punching for the face then shortly after that when we both stepped back and I had a few seconds to think I got another upgrade, punched him in the diaphragm smashed my knee into his face as he bent over and then kicked his legs so he fell to the ground and finished him against the concrete
>tfw there was a big crowd surrounding us
>tfw he got one good punch in on me (my temple) and I shouted "YOU THINK THAT CAN DROP ME?" just before I fucked him up
>>37343217
>finished him against the concrete
So he died?
>>37343623
Hell yeah I beat him to death and proud of it.
>>37343623
Rendered him incapable of fighting
>genetic disposition to anger problems
>hormones amplify this trait
>respond to all hostility with violence
>constantly in fist fights with bullies
>it becomes an issue with the school
>parents enroll me in boxing classes
>it's a great outlet for my aggression
>get in shape, learn to fight pretty well
>normal guys become laughable
>it's not a fight it's just a beating
>cool off a little as i enter college
>one night at a small house party
>trash talking some asshole over beerpong
>just some banter and light trolling
>he gets mad and tries to fight me
>i'm very used to getting hit at this point
>his weak arm punches don't faze me
>don't even fight back, just let him hit
>gets mad and throws a telephone punch
>kind of headbutt into his fist
>meet it with the strong part of my forehead
>he actually breaks his hand on my face
>someone takes him to the hospital
>apologize to friend for ruining his party
probably my favorite 'fight' memory
>>37343646
Kek
>>37343736
Thatd happen from death
gravel doesnt taste nice
>>37339811
How much does size actually matter? I'm a manlet should I be afraid or is it possible to have a fighting chance, provided I get /fit/ and read a few books on self defense?
>>37339811
after a few thrown/received hits you don't feel shit sometimes you don't remember shit either because the adrenaline kicks in so it's kind of a blur
Have you ever got beaten up by a girl?
>>37343989
you most likely have no chance against someone bigger/heavier than you, unless he's a complete fucking moron, or if you're a fucking Bruce Lee maybe you have a chance wich you don't
pro tip just look at the hands if you have the chance if they look big/manly he will fuck you up regardless of knowing how to fight
>>37343989
Size makes a difference, especially with grappling they can just kind of force things and manhandle you if they're a lot bigger.
Skill makes a much bigger difference though, someone with actual training is going to beat someone who's bigger but untrained almost every time. Meaning someone that actually does hard-contact sparring at a reputable gym.
I've been in a lot of fights and I've done a lot of crazy shit in regards to that.
Not much goes through my mind. I've been jumped a few times too and that's not fun.
I think if I wasn't such a loser I'd definitely be able to fight in the UFC. I'm going to start doing amature fights soon but I'm old (25) and at this point I just want to work on a real career. It was nice to be able to fight in my life though.
If anyone wants to ask questions I can answer. I'm real and I've probably been in more fights than anyone on 4chan. Definitely more than anyone I know irl.
Fembot here, reminding you that if you have ever gotten into a fight I won't date you.
>>37344211
this is kind of true actually, some girls said they were scared of me when I was younger and getting in to fights frecuently
>>37344175
>>37344123
Well there goes the last of my self confidence. And my records list me as unstable so I can't even buy a gun or knife.
>>37344269
lol you can allways go for the eyes if in need to defend yourself
>>37344210
Is there such thing as doing no damage like>>37343831 said happens to him fighting normal folk?
I cant imagine a guy feeling good after getting hit many times even if I have no physical prowess
>>37343989
I'm
>>37344210
And I'm short. I'm athletic though.
If you're not trained then it mostly comes down to whether you have it in you or not. Size has never made a difference to me. I've never fought a very tall, very fat guy but I've fought and beat every other shape of guy.
Fights usually end in under a minute and it just comes down to quick dominance. If you hug someone under their arms, put your leg behind theirs and push then they're going to the ground. If you can hold someone down and keep tapping their chin, even if it feels like the hits aren't hurting them, their going to get dazed and start acting goofy eventually. They'll start doing this jerking motion with their body when you hit them because they're getting rocked. At that point you've pretty much won and that's that.
>>37344371
That guy seems like he's lying. There's a such thing as feeling no damage when getting hit and, if you aren't turning away from someone's punches while you're punching, they're going to start turning away from yours and stop punching back but that's it.
Whether or not you feel punches (ie 'have a chin') is a mental thing I think
>>37344211
I think guys that can fight are sexy.
If we're going out and some guy comes up and totally beats your ass, you can bet your ass I'm gonna cuck you later on that day.
Why do Americans hit people once they're down on the floor, unconscious even?
Ever British nigs don't do that
>>37344371
it's just because i was used to getting hit much harder by people who actually know what they're doing. after enough time you kind of make a distinction between hits that can actually knock you out or rattle you, and ones that just hurt. to make a comparison imagine getting punched in the face by a woman. it doesn't feel good but it's not like she can do anything to actually hurt you. 'hits like a girl' is a real expression.
most people aren't used to getting hit in the face and may have never taken a punch in their life. it's very jarring when you aren't used to it.
>>37340802
t. Fatass
Origami
>>37344300
The dubs speak truth.
>>37344396
It sounds like you have experience, something I do not. That's a bit reassuring that I would not be 100% fucked best case scenario but it sounds like in general it would be more efficient to either go for the eyes or book it.
>>37344495
Because they deserve it
I was moved to a really ghetto school, i was the ONLY white kid out of maybe 1200 or more kids.
I realized that i couldnt be the scrawny kid that gets picked on anymore so i learned to box.
Of course this is 4chan so everything im about to tell you is a lie.
But when ever i would put my hands up and start throwing punches and stepping into them as they tried to hit my face, i felt like i was high or something, its a tingly feeling that starts in your stomach and then reaches too all your limbs, you feel like a bird.sometimes id just want to get punched in the face so i would start fights on purpose by simply calling some kid a nigger
Teachers said i was spychotic lmao.
>>37344495
Blind rage
T. Ex boxxer
>>37344555
Do you think I was born with experience lol
I did have uncles I boxed and wrestled with as a kid though and that made me pretty confident.
If you're interested in self defense I'd join a Jui Jitsu gym. It's an intellectual combat sport and if you can beat someone on the ground, then you can win a fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlV4KTeSLsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmRflw57Sbo
>>37339811
Iv'e only been in one fight.
>2010, Army, AIT (job training)
>Faggot bunkmate being a faggot
>He was talking shit
>I was talking shit
>He threw a punch
>I tackled him to the ground
>We grappled and fucked for a few minutes
>Other roommates separated us before any Cadre came
Iv'e had better fights with my brothers growing up. Then again, I should have just kicked his teeth it. Fuck that guy.
>>37344555
>>37344673
if you have serious concerns for your safety the best thing to do is buy a gun and a concealed carry license. learn how to shoot and how to draw quickly and you'll be a lot better off. unarmed self defense is contingent on a lot of time devoted to it, a healthy physique and other favorable conditions that a gun won't necessarily ask of you.
if you want a fun hobby with some practical usage, martial arts are great. jiu jitsu is a great one. muay thai is another good one; that involves lots of striking so it's harder to practice at full force, but i think striking is generally better for self-defense.
>>37344609
you probably have some pschotic tendencies like men in my family, doesn't mean you're a psycho tho
but you're not lying, after you've been in a few fights you start craving the fights even if its you getting your ass kicked, kind of adictive desu that adrenaline rush
>>37339811
>big fat fuck thinks hes a bully from a movie
>Asks for my lunch money even though we live in Australia and our moms pack our lunch
>Fat fuck throughs punch
>evade and judo flip him
>mfw he got a concussion
Also
>Aboriginal girl attacks me
>instantly side kick her and she falls to tge ground hard ( she was also a fat fuck)
>Got a 3 day suspension
>>37339811
I belted the shit out of some guy for rape-dancing with a girl I was looking out for, he collapsed onto the floor and I got manhandled out of the club in record time by the bouncers. My hand was sore as fuck for a few weeks afterwards.
>>37344710
>Faggot Bunkmate
>we grappled and fucked for a few minutes
w-what
>>37339811
Never been in one unfortunately. I kinda want to so I can try a move from Attack on Titan. The one Eren in titan form uses on the Armored Titan
>>37345269
You should really stop that. If you unironically try anime fight moves in real life, you are actual scum and a waste of oxygen.
>>37339811
It's exhilarating, but at the same time terrifying. I've been in one fight, and I used to wrestle and play hockey, so I'm not a weak little shit. Got jumped by 3 dudes, but they were pretty small. Beat them up and they ran.
Youreally don't feel the punches until later, then that's when you go "oh shit, that actually hurt".
>Yfw 5'11 220lbs
>>37340799
Getting knocked out is the worst. I've never had that happen in a fight, but took a few shot to the head in hockey and in junior high/high school physed. Got a few concussions from them. It fucks you up big time.
I used to be a fat kid so I used to grab people and slam them on the ground and gave people concussions that way, but I've never been in a fight since I left school
I think a lot of the anons itt are right when it comes to the adrenaline rush, but don't mention that feeling of "zoning out" and not thinking consciously while acting
>>37341125
What did you do to provoke them blax
>>37341475
I can see that
I've watched the olympic judo and shit and it looks like it'd knock the wind out of you and hurt if you got thrown on a padded mat.
getting thrown or something onto asphalt when the person throwing it is trying to inflict maximum harm seems like it would really fuck you up
Never been in a legit fight but was a wrestler for a year in highschool
Shits intense. You don't think. Just do. It's your training against his. He sticks his foot out an inch too far and your body just flings instinctively into that low single.
Its crazy fun. I imagine a real fight is a lot less fun and more angry feelings and broken teeth.
Barfight in Kuala Lumpur.
I realized I was in a fight just in time for the entire thing to be over.
im a real pussy when it comes to fights
as soon as the adrenaline starts pumping instead of throwing punches or try to defend myself properly i just weakly raise my arms as if i try to catch something, and i get confused and disoriented by everything at once
nothing makes sense anymore, all i know is that there is a guy and hes going to beat me up
this didnt help that i grew up in a hot country with a lot of angry douchebags looking to kick someone in the ass, nor did it help that i was a minority
my father tried to teach me how to fight, how to stand up to myself or defend someone
he sent me to all sorts of fighting or judo clubs or whatever
even in practice everything always seemed faster and i could hardly keep up, and losing in a competition in front of dozens of people is the most crushing feeling you can feel
i was born a loser
i fucking hate myself
I was raised by my mom to not take shit from anybody and even put me in three different martial arts classes before I even started school and since I was always a extremely quiet kid most bullies saw me as an easy target. So far I've never lost in a fight against any retards/chads/niggers/bullies and this was how it usually went:
>fight starts
>wait for person to attack
>twist arm, wrist, leg, ankle (based on what they throw first)
>punch/jab as hard as possible on the temple, jaw, or next to the adams apple
>fight ends and I move on with my life
i never felt anything during any of my fights since I'd normally shut myself off mentally and emotionally before every fight.
My only "mugging" experience went like this:
>walking to 711 at 2:00AM
>extremely skinny guy with a ripped up hoody jumps out from around the corner of a building
>he pulls out a pocket knife and demands I give him everything that I have
>I start laughing exponentially and tell him to "put that little toothpick away before you hurt yourself, bruh!"
>he looks extremely confused and somewhat scared so he puts it away
>"you looking like skeletor with that bony figure, you want some food?"
>"y-..y-yes please"
>feed him pizza at 711
>turned out to be a really nice guy and former heroine addict that was going through some hard times
he still hangs out around the 711 that I go to and I normally feed him whenever I go.
>>37344211
I'll fight you faggot
>gf cheats on me with one of my best friends and we break up
>see them in public after ~2 months
>decide that it would be a good idea to attack him
>he twists my arm somehow and beats the shit out of me
I also got beat up few times at school and once after a protest.
Autism and power fantasies: the thread.
Actually fighting is not a fun experience. If it is anything more than a couple of young punks scuffling, there is a very high risk of severe injury or death. You don't want to fight if you have any sense about you. When you win you run the risk of criminal charges and when you lose you may be hospitalized or killed. Believe me when I tell you the whole legal system will cornhole you as much as possible too. Having a record fucking sucks.
>>37347433
You got cucked and fucked up hard, bro. Ever think of taking any martial arts? Honestly helps A LOT. Even if you're the weakest shit in town, as long as you know how to fight you'll almost always win in any fight.
Fought a hell of a lot in my late teens because i thought it was fun. Still have an occasional scrap because i end up saying what i think. Still find it fun either way it goes. I have been jumped by 3 people before. I managed to get 2 down but the 3rd guy got me down then the others kicked me in till i had broken ribs. Still fun though
>>37347514
I'm not even that weak physically, but I panic. I don't even remember what happened in that fight, other than that arm twist. Honestly, I think I'll just avoid getting into fights.
>>37347488
Well I'm >>37347248 and so far I've never gotten into any kind of legal trouble. Whenever someone DID try to file a lawsuit against me I'd always have video(and usually audio) evidence as well as witnesses showing that I never threw the first punch or instigated any of the confrontations and this only happened about 9 times in my life where I was taken to court over this kind of thing. I live in the nigger infested part of Miami called Brownsville so getting into fights/shootings/muggings on a daily basis is kinda the norm here. as long as you mind your own business most people will leave you alone until one idiot decides to have a "power trip" and start some shit(which is always).
>>37346860
>t true robot
it kool not everyone is born to fighting
>>37346860
Not everyone is born to be a fighter, anon. Just stick to yourself and mind your own business like always or find a decent group of friends to help you out if shit ever goes south.
>>37339811
I'm a wizard and I have been in less than a dozen fights in my life. I'm a weak autistic manchild with barely any confidence. I get scared easily(this pretty much mental blocks you in a fight). These fights taught me, they are not like in the movies. IRL fights are short, the one who lands the first few punches usually wins and I get tired very fast. The times I lost however made my resolve stronger. Makes me try to avoid to let other people have power over me. If you are down he can technically do anything to you. Now I'm the type of guy who brings a gun to fistfight. Fuck them, better if I'm on top than letting some fag put out my eye (happened with a guy I know) because he felt that way.
>>37346860
I feel you pain.
>>37347673
You legit sound like a complete braying jackass. Nothing you say even remotely sounds true. You aren't fooling me.
>>37347924
>T attention seeking tripfag
>>37339811
>be me in 9th grade
>quiet kid, got really good grades
>this kid sat behind me, would always cheat off me
>he failed class twice, getting desperate
>is really annoying when cheating, would poke me before asking for test answers
>one time he "stabs" me with his pen then asks me for help
>getting real tired of his shit' tell him to fuck off.
>teacher hears me, makes him sit as far away as possible
>still hear him asking me for help, he's in the other side of the room wtf
>bell rings, he literally wrote nothing except his credentials
>he gets mad, wants to kick my ass, classmates hold him off
>i make my escape, halfway on my way home i see him.
>3 years older than me so can't beat him 1to1, he's best in school at cross country so can't run either.
>only one solution.
>act completely crazy, grab boulders and smash them with the ground, take out my belt.
>tries to approach me, i hit him with the metal part of the belt, he wusses out
>next day he gathers his friends and beats me senseless
>mfw he couldn't beat me on his own
>>37347988
Ad hominem all you want. Your stories are fake as fuck.
>>37348084
kek not that guy
>>37347924
>salty and skeptical autist only being salty and skeptical for attention
Yeah ok. You try living in the nigger infested areas of Miami like Brownsville and the shit parts of Downtown Miami your entire life and not get into any kind of conflicts on a near daily basis.
>>37348122
You would be dead. I actually spend a lot of time with black people and if some little white faggot ran around starting shit all the time they would fucking kill him. You don't fool me.
>>37348209
>"some little white faggot"
So a brown toned Cuban is white?
where are you even from? Different areas usually have different reactions and ways of causing/dealing with problems. Here it's usually "look at this nigga! he a little bitch ass lookin' ass monkey! square up cuz!" just for the sake of looking tough.
>>37343217
And then everyone clapped, you lost your virginity and your parents were proud of you for once.
It wasfunand Ienjoyed myself.
Anyone else?
>>37339811
Not wanting to and extreme regret afterwards
>>37339811
I was in a fight that ended with me shooting and killing somebody
>Georgiafag so I can concealed carry
>2010
>walking home from work in Atlanta with .38 snubbie in a pocket holster
>walk in front of an alley and there are a group of 5 or 6 black dudes waiting in
>after I pass it they all come out and surround me
>talking about how they're gonna beat me up
>one starts closing in, presumably about to beat the shit out of me
>draw revolver and shoot twice
>they all scatter like bugs
>turn around and run for my life
The guy ended up dying.
I sometimes think about it, and it makes me sad that I had to do it, but I don't regret it at all.
>>37346692
Easy easy easy
Girls used to fight me for some reason I just grab them the lay on them
I had playfights that went serious but just ended up grappling
>>37348949
I'd be proud of myself for killing violent niggers.
>>37348949
a true american hero, you saved other people from getting muged by those niggers
>>37339811
Only once, I can't remember anything going through my head really. Up until then I always dodged physical confrontations and punches, but that night I learned my skull is practically a rock. I took a couple hits to the head and mouth, but nothing that discouraged or impaired me even in the slightest, despite being quite painful. I always thought if I ever got into a fight I might snap completely and kick someone into another dimension, but strangely, as I was in it, buckets of adrenalin working their magic, I sent the other guy to the floor once and helped him back up, that was about it. He had hit his head against the tiles pretty badly, he probably couldn't have kept going if he wanted to.
>>37348949
Thanks for helping to defend the streets of Atlanta. Criminals should know they can't terrorise other people and get away with it.
>>37339811
only really got into a fight with my brother
>started with monopoly
>fucking monopoly
>he's cheating and being a dick head
>tell him to stop being an asshole
>tries acting tuff and shit calling me names
>go back and forth for the next 20-40 min
>flip board game in his face
>proceed to beat his ass but sister and his girlfriend get in my way
>accidently punch his girlfriend when trying to swing at him
>still in our way at this point
>situation goes down I go to my room
>hear him shit talking when he comes up the stairs
>meet him half way and Sparta kick him down
>he grabs me by waist and presses me to wall
>hits me in stomach but does nothing
>put my lock hands together like and smash his back with hulk style smash
>grab him, punch him in the face and he falls on the I came down stairs
>grab him by his the throat and lift fist off ready to give him his beating
>see blood thinking it was his and snap out of it
>tfw it was my blood
>tfw my sister was hitting me with a golf club the whole time
>tfw I got 9 stitches in my head
still tries to act tough but I remind him he's a druggy manlet and I'd easily kick his ass
>>37340799
>Even better when you shake hands with your opponent after the battle.
This. Feels good after a knock down, drag out to help the other guy up and say "We good?" and have him reply "Yeah, we good."
I've only been in one fight and it wasn't even really a fight just me stabbing someone to death but everyone saw he was putting his hands on me first and he was a scumbag sand nigger the police hated so I wasn't even arrested.
>>37340802
Probably.
Im sure you can easily beat up the average robot, but you certainly aren't going to win against someone like me that fights people for a hobby, fatass.