Why waste time chasing after roasties when you could get a loving

>>37331682

There aren't any in Texas senpai

>>37331682
Anon, even cock crazed gays wouldn't lower themselves to me. People have standards, better to atleast aim for what I want then try and settle and still be rejected.

>>37331723
I'm sure there are! Just last thread there were a couple Texas qts looking to talk!

>>37332195
You aren't lowering yourself to try and "settle" with a qt bf, Anon. You're acknowledging the superiority of a bf over a superficial roastie!

>>37331682
Because the two boys I confessed to rejected me.

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I've been trying but I can't find one, it's actually very difficult.

Robot boys tend to be very shy and have a lot of baggage.

They have a lot of hang ups and insecurities standing in the way.

>>37332496
You don't get it, the pursuit isn't worth it because guys are even more physically superficial than women are.

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>>37331682
But I do anon
We wear flower crowns and go on hikes then make out in the woods

I also get to play with his pet cat when I come over amd cook dinner together

OP is right, nothing is better than getting a bf and being cute together

>>37332953
Btw the image is just an awesome thing I found on google images that perfectly described my life

cuz neither me nor them look like in frickin anime

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>>37331682

OP here, I fixed up the pic a little. Because I wanted you to see what is going on.

I wanted you to get an idea of what kinds of greatness you're missing out on.

This is what you want. You just want to be loved. Getting a bf is the way to real love. Boys are pure, they will treat you right Anon!

I demand that YOU look at this picture and imagine the soft warm feeling of safety comming from a hug.

Not any hug either. The hug going on in this picture. Feel it!

This is what everybody wants. This is the season arc of your life. You're not after anything sensical or cliche, you're only after that boipussy. Day and night! You think about boipussy, you dream about boipussy. This is your holy grail! You're gonna get that boipussy Anon, you've got to get the boipussy, even if it takes you two years. Even if you have to work out three days a week, fifty weeks a year! Eat healthy and clean. You'll do it! DO IT! You do it for the boipussy. It is worth it! IT IS WORTH IT!

>>37332496

No there wasn't anon :/

Why do you shill these threads when there isn't any chance of robots FINDING a qt bf? No one from Texas is ever here reeeeeeee

>>37333541

Is this your fetish OP? You post the same shit daily.

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>>37333255

Not true, my bf is pretty animu-tier! Feels good man!

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You can't get this swole for pussy you'll never get.

Join boipussy today.

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>mfw I realized that one of the cute boys I was talking to was just a role playing fujoshit
Don't trust these threads, fellow robots.
These smelly legbeards are manipulating you for their fetish.

I learned the lesson hard this week. The rappers were all right. Fuck bitches get money. Chase a check never chase a bitch.

>>37332631
Unless you're a chad you'll have much more success with insecure qt r9gays. Just compliment them and make them feel good and they'll practically fall into your arms Anon!

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>>37334139
I'm an attractive guy, I'd have no trouble getting women I just prefer men.

The thing is, they don't think they deserve it. They're so insecure they refuse to believe that they're worth liking. Reassuring them and complimenting them doesn't work, they don't believe me.

It's pretty frustrating actually. Plus they don't usually have much or any experience with romance so I'm left holding their hand and guiding them through every step of the way.

This stuff may sound nice but it can be a lot of trouble in reality.

>>37333541
your thread is cringe but i'm saving this pic thnx

>>37332592
I feel for you baby

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>>37334260
Where are you from, anon?
Asking originally.

>>37334260
I'm like that and the best way to get someone like me out of that would be to prove what you say with your actions. In my mind it's easy to string someone along with insincere words, but actions are a lot stronger

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Why should you even try to learn how to deal with women romantically, when they will make fun of you with their friends for over a year if you even try.

Boys are waaaaaay better. It is true love.

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>>37334260

Yooo mane, wazzup dude? I can't relate to you mane, I dont feel ya bro. Kudos for knowing the best gender, mein neger!

Dudes, and dudettes. let me tell you, boipussy is freakin genious. It is an upward spiral my m8. You like girls, but you can't get girls, so you get boys. You don't get nervous because you're not really gay and BAM! 10/10 kingdom heart animu tier goodlooking cute. Be ready for gay paradize my man! I'm banging the hottest gays there is, other gays be mad cuz I'm stealing all their boipussy. Just kissing and hugging all day, cuddling in bed, feels good man!

Then, when I start wanting the boys more, I get less nervous around the girls. So I hit on girls and get laid with some legit 10/10 women too! This is life breh! I'm banging all kinds of pussy, I'm swimming in it. I fuck a girl over there, then a boy over there. Asians, whites... yeah, those are pretty much the only good looking races. But still! It is enough for me! I am the warm fuzzy centre of the world that all the love gathers around.

>TFW bf blowjob is best blowjob
>TFW still getting laid with girls
>TFW go home to bf who makes me food
>TFW go home make love to bf when I don't get laid on town

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

good man! And it is so easy.

>>37334577
Boys are pretty great senpai
They like sex a lot more plus cuddling is better cause you can go either way on them
Also taking turns playing vidya and giving eachother succ is a great way to spend an afternoon

>>37334489
Northeastern US originally.

>>37334505
I was going to travel a few hundred miles to go visit someone this weekend actually, but they got cold feet and told me not to come.

Shyboys get nervous when action is involved and it makes them want to take some distance.

>>37334731
>cheating on your bf with girls
Absolutely disgusting.

>>37334783

>cheating

It is only breeding breh. It is for the greater good, dudes and dudettes. It is meant to be this way my mane, you either have no pussy or all pussy.

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>>37334783
>Northeastern US originally.
Why everytime someone sounds interesting they are in the US?

My experience with lots people off this board is similar though. They are too scared to commit or just looking for an online relationship to help them feel less lonely while not ready or willing to push things further.
I just want someone who is willing to take things seriously and wants to meet irl early on.
I don't like stuff staying purely online, makes it feel like wasted time.

>>37334867
>breh
>my mane
>duduttes
STOP

>>37334912
I know how you feel, seems like I find tons of people from Europe. The US is so big, even within the country it can be too far to easily travel. That's why I kind of envy Euros, everything is so tightly packed over there travel seems a lot easier.

>>37331682
>when you could get a loving qt bf

a gay is always a gay, no matter if he claims to love, he is gay and has a gay penis. full stop.

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>>37334915

ROFLMOA

What up with that breh? xD

It spices up the convo, dawg. Let me tell yah, I'm secure in myself, cuz I can stare my 10/10 KH & final fantasy tier cute bf in the eye, with my cock jammed all the way in his boipucci and just make out with him. Knowing I'm straight. I've done it all, it is rad mane. I love being all over the place, all love is good love, but love from boys is just better.

It is like being in a relationship with your pet cat, but your pet cat is a person and can talk. Also, gives you sex, by letting ya pound his freakin ass!!! I mean, geez, how insane is that. So freakin rad mane!

Yah all need to check this one out. All the dudes and dudettes.

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>>37335063
Yes but chances of meeting someone from Europe on this site are smaller than meeting an American and I'm apprehensive about meeting people elsewhere as I feel like I would be less likely to connect with them.
I'm sorry about how things ended up for you with the boy you mentioned. Hopefully you don't give up after that.
I got lucky once and had an ex fly over to visit me and we had a really great time together. Makes me miss physical intimacy really.

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>tfw when you play final fantasy and your name is Zack

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>>37335181
>tfw no shitposting deliquent bf
y live

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>>37335376

Your datingpool grows a little day by day, thanx to r9k.

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>>37331682
I can't function correctly in relationships.
I don't want a boyfriend because that would lead to me being called a faggot, and many people would lose respect for me that way. I would also get labeled as a stereotypical gay insecure guy. I don't seek romantic relationships with either gender because I don't want to. I can't help but feel embarassed and insecure about even thinking about a romantic relationship. It's not that I'm ugly, I just feel at ease when I'm by myself. I wouldn't want to burden somebody with my own issues and make their life worse. I would constantly lie about myself because I don't want them to leave me. It would be selfish of me to. I've never been in a relationship and never will.
Being alone is truly the best option.

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>>37335507

But look how happy they are.

I haven't even seen straight couples kiss like this!

Look at the way they're smiling! Like they're doing something naughty and enjoying it.

Where does one get a loving bf then

>>37335572
While that is true, it doesn't change what I said at all.

>>37335597
>Where does one get a loving bf then
This

>>37335597
>>37335657
Well, depending on what you're looking for exactly you may be able to find one right here

>>37333885
meh. the hair is too much. i just cant find guys irl attractive.

I wasn't born a hairless twink or a ripped, handsome Chad, so I'll never get a bf. I'm also ancient by homosexual standards, almost 30. There's no fucking hope.

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>>37331682
ech, too lazy. Questioning it.

I know, anon. I know. While girls can get my dick hard, I've only ever been romantically attracted to guys. But I have no idea where to find a guy like this.

And he'd reject me, probably. I'm fat. I've been losing a lot of weight, though, so who knows, maybe in a year or two.

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>all these fags
Daily reminder going gay is a meme. I thought the same as you all til I had sex with a guy then a girl .
I liked the girl more

I had a internet bf before and looked at gay porn

Remember that going gay is something you will regret

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>>37335688

He changes it often. He colored it red when I was in my Shounen Maid Kuro-Kun phase.

Good times.

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>>37336192
>going gay is something you will regret

I really doubt it desu

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Any anons in the US south here?

>>37336375
That's what I thought and now I hate myself for doing it

Unless you have zero remote interest in pussy

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>>37336192

AAAAYYY my mane dude!!!

Yeah, it is insane how that shit works breh. You start getting a bf and all the girls come running. I am literally drowning in all kinds of pussy. It aint' fair man!

Muh bros in here better recognize. Listen to us, we used to not get laid like you. Then we got balls deep into boipussy action, and now we can have all the pussies we want.

Sad to hear about your bf stuff, perhaps he just wasn't the right one. It gets better my mate. Now you get a gf, then you get a better bf, the you get a better gf, then an even better bf.

I can't get a better bf then what I have now, I've reached the top. He is gonna suck my dick real soon. Life is good.

Guys need to stop only ordering one thing from the menu, there are all kinds of cutes out there.

>>37336429
I sucked his dick

And the girl I was with was a one night stand

Im single and don't want dudes at all anymore

>>37331682
Because whenever I start talking to a qt guy I feel really excited to talk to him, and it seems like he enjoys it too.
Then they either ghost me or just stop talking to me and I get really depressed.
Boys are just as bad as roasties

>>37331682
I'm trying but I can't find any dominant guys or other cute twinks/femboys in LONDON

>>37336410
Which southern state anon?
because i do

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>>37336498

Duuuuuude

WTF

You ONLY do 69 when with a boy.

69 is the best love ritual, because you associate the pleasure you feel with what you do in return.

Then you cum simultaniously and swallow.

It is way more intimate than anything you can do with a girl.

True sex.

I downloaded grindr some months ago. I am currently setting up plans to spend the night with an asian bottom ladyboy who wants to get ravaged by my masculine penis.

>>37336739
No its gross and disgusting
You all need to quit enabling this disgusting behaviour

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>>37336995

It is beautiful and natural.

Everybody is doing it. Even the lions are doing it, they're pretty cool. You know, it is like God meant for it to be this way. God wanted every robot to have gay sex at least once, before getting a gf.

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CAAAAAAAAN you feel the love toniiiight

>papa jajah wembah weh

>>37337100
>tfw this kind of pushing people to be gay gets me rock hard

Is there a fetish like that out there? Does it have a name I could search for?

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>>37337435

I think that is pretty much the idea about all of yaoi. In most yaoi I've ever seen it is a straight main character who gets "turned" by a gay. Or even better, two straight guys who accidentally turn gay at the same time.

Tsuritama is basically a story about an awkward boy being turned gay. But they replace learning how to be gay with learning how to fish.

It is actually fascinating, on a pscyhological perspective, to see all the gay subliminal messages in that anime. It is really packed to the brim!

>>37336721
South Carolina

Inb4 Texas

>>37337621
Nope but still pretty far away

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Hmmm....

I have the option between sleeping with a dickgirl, asian, very feminine, but slight masculine facial features. Kinda uncanny walley stuff.

Or, I can sleep with a boy, who looks like a boy, one hundred percent boy. Speaks like a boy, has a boy voice.

You know... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want the boy. I would prefer a cute boy who just is a cute boy.

Somebody please explain

Why do prison gays think getting a bf is as easy as just wanting to have one?

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THIS IS WHAT ROBOTS REALLY WANT!

>>37338041
Thats all I want but I'll never have.

>>37338111

Download grindr dude.

I had it yesterday. He just left.

>>37338144
But I want a relationship and most dudes on grindr just want sex

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>>37338166

wtf?

Usually the cute ones all just want relationships.

This is perfect for you.

>>37337705
>Somebody please explain
you're gay

>>37337692
Ah,where at then, Florida or something?

>>37331682
I can find any qts near me on the northeast.I just want to cuddle and have fun with him. Maybe one day I will find a cute boy to hold

>>37338144
Grindr is the gay tinder. Like tinder, it's populated exclusively by trash. Nobody I'd actually want to meet would ever use it.

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>>37338639
>You'll find a cute bf on grindr

i live in russia and there are no cute gay boys at all
send help

>>37339074
>have talked to several cute boys in Russia online
>only ever talked to one in Pennsylvania
>he hasn't returned my messages in two weeks

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>>37331682
I'm unattractive and cute boys are more picky than actual women

I don't want to get fucked in the ass tho
but I'm fine with sucking dick
problem is I have a small dick and I feel like guys are even more picky about dick size than women

>>37339195
>I don't want to get fucked in the ass

Bad boy, I think you need a spanking until you learn your lesson.

I am gay though

But cute boys like in OP pic either belong together or aren't attracted to 6'0 350lb big bellied hairy bearded bears like me.

t. 6'0 350lb big bellied hairy bearded bear

Because I have no gay friend to help me.
Plus Melbourne sucks.

>>37339102
you are lying my dude i have never seen a qt here

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>tfw would love to pound cute boipucci but 3D guys are always ugly
it hurts

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>>37331682
but I do have a qt bf

I've always wanted to be used for my boypussy but no guys appeal to me.

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>>37339829
>tfw fantasizing about guys i see out in public and getting uncontrollable boners

>>37331682
>tfw gay
>tfw I can't get a cute bf even tho I want one

>>37339858
Also always wanted to be dressed up like a trap by a cute guy but can't find anyone.

>>37331682
I wish I could but loving qt boys don't like ugly robots.

>>37331682
;-; I did have a thing going with a guy online. Made me go a bit loopy for a bit because if my family found out about it, I would be dead.

Sorry guy for messing with you, woulda been your little love slave but being beaten to death wouldn't be fun if I got caught talking to you online or if I ever returned home.

Feel shit about having to drop him cold like that. Australians and Americans just aren't meant to be.

>>37337435
It's called Judaism I think

>>37340344
are you australian? because i had an australian friend kind of how you described, who suddenly dropped me

Men age like shit

Many gay men are massive sluts, and the chance of having an STD is much higher

>>37340475
lol yea m9

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I want a cute boyfriend (in Ontario)

>>37340423

I kek'd orig ally

>>37340829

Post kik faggot (originally)

>>37340876
Lowel.m

I'm pretty masc top

>>37331682
I just want to be loved anons. Will i ever be loved?

>>37340475
do you own like 5 dogs? spooky if it is you

>>37340970

I'm a top too. You posted an anime girl so I thought you were a bottom.

>>37337705
how do I find a boy who looks like that to date??

>you will never slave away for hours in the kitchen baking desserts for your bf
>he will never take the slice of cake you took for yourself, cum on it, and watch you eat the entire slice

Why live?

>>37341022
he owns a bunch of doggos but i have none

I wish to PROTECT all the gayboys!!

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(Natsuyuki is superior, OP.)

>>37341244
protect me anon

take me in your lap and hug me until I can't breath

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>>37341244
I carry a concealed handgun.

It's cute and pink.

Someone pls fem me up and use me

>>37341421
are you in TX? let's go shooting sometime :3

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>>37331682
>mfw nobody to dress me up as a maid and play video games with me and let me suck them dry all the time after work and teach me how to shoot guns pew pew

>>37341446

Are you in Texas? Are you a bottom?

>>37341418
sorry I'm a girl

>>37341410
superior to tsuritama? doubt it desu. how much boy love is in natsuyuki

>>37341497
wtf

what are you doing here roastie

>>37341503
I meant Natsuki/Yuki is better than Haru/Yuki. Tsuritama is superior to all anime.

>>37341524
that's not me, that's someone doing the "btw im a girl" meme

>>37341490
yes I'm in TX, no I'm not a bottom- just a normal guy, sorry

when you said your gun was cute and pink I assumed you were a cute bottom, sorry

>rose will never love you
>the cigarettes you like will kill you probably
>youll never be good enough at stick to drive a semi truck

these are things you cant just shrug off

>>37341551

That's not me anon : ^ )

It's a little late for Texas anons though.

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>>37331682
all the cute boys with nice booty are taken or likely not interested in someone who looks like me, thats why OP

>>37341576
it's only 10 pm ya dumby!

>>37331682
All the gays i see make me cringe so hard, they talk with that lisp shit. Makes me hate myself. I just want to be a normal dude that slowly gets turned softer and more cute by a guy. I want to be a good boy reeeeee

>tfw no hairy bear bf to protect me from the cold of the night
I just want to cuddle with a qt bear so I can enjoy the comfort of his body heat

>>37341642

Become a bottom now. Come on anon, it's fun according to all the trap posters on here. You could be my qt bf.

>>37341704

I can be that for you anon. LOCATION

>>37341538
i confused it with natsuyuki rendezvous. i'm a retard

>>37341706
>bottom
>top
Having sex with a guy is a lot of fun no matter what position, become a switch and get a switch bf and have yourselves a fun night

>>37341730
MontreaI

>tfw no bf
>tfw no self-esteem
>tfw i'll never be a cute boy
>tfw no one will ever choke me sexually

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>>37331682
This is r9k, like 2/3 of the people are either not cute or huge fat not cute
Then out of the remaining 1/3 about 1/2 are mentally ill with schizophrenia or stuff that's unbearable and out of those finding someone near? Impossible.
I'll never ever get a bf because I'm a dumb fuck who can only do simple things it doesn't matter if I'm any cute

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i'd rather get a trap gf

>>37341770

I'm not interested in that anon. I want a feminine guy/trap, not a masculine guy. I want the same kind of relationship I'd have with a woman but with a feminine guy/trap.

>>37341878
Damn dude on the left has massive balls

all right, looking for an online bf. im a skelly boy looking for qts or masc bois, idc

my discord:
ricarico#5571

>>37341901
Then date a girl
boys are way better than girls though, you'll be missing out

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>>37341878
Shit I might be a faggot because that is arousing.

>>37339247

You're fat. Lose weight.

Originalitydity

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>>37342000
theres nothing to worry about anon

>>37342112
Yeah there is. I don't wnt to be gay

>>37341481
Well what's your discord anon?

>tfw only cuteboy Ive meet on 4chan from my straight is a massive slut
>hardly posts on the board we frequent anymore
>fantasize about meeting him and duo posting on our board together just to annoy the rest of those fuckers
>could never work out because im not really into sex

feels bad, why do cutebois always have hardcore issues? I just want a qt who isnt a junkie, isnt a slut, and wants a boyfriend instead of a dildo with a person attached to it

I had a bf for 3 years and it was awesome. Best friend and lover wrapped up in one. Then he cheated on me reeee. Been on a bunch of dates and got some guys interested but very cautious this time.

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>>37341481
I heard /k/ likes traps.

>>37342112
WHO IS THIS ORIGINAL SENPAI OREGANO

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>>37342208
idk. just found these two pics

>>37341790
That's a little far, but still in driving distance at least. I've been to Montreal before, only once though a long time ago. A gas station attendant yelled at me in french over the pump's intercom.

You already know I'm a big hairy bear, can you tell me a little about yourself?

I don't wanna say much since I know he uses this board too.

I had a super cute boy. I was shocked that I was able to get him we talked and talked. We would stay up and say nice things about each other mostly me to him but it just didn't work out due to distance and my body image issues. I still have his contact info thru some apps but it's just not the same. He has someone else now. I fucked some local cuteboys and it was trash to be honest. I felt like I was going through the motions. I didn't feel anything no passion no warmth. I felt that just by talking to my old cuteboy. A part of me still hopes that one day we'll meet and I'll whisper cute things in his ear as he drifts off to sleep but that's pretty unrealistic. Whatever I've rambled on enough about this shit.

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>>37341481
>tfw no cute bf to teach about firearms because he's scared of gay bashing and too little and smol to defend himself

>>37335792
M8 I recently turned thirty and changed my look a bit and I can't get these early 20 cuties off my jock. It ain't over.

>>37342294
>tfw no cute bf to "bash"
And yes, I do mean rough sexual intercourse.

>>37342239
w-what would you like to know?

>>37342150
soz boss, too paranoid

>>37342532
youre never gonna get a bf like that

>>37342433
Are you cute? What's your shoe size? Favorite color? Right handed or left? Got any hobbies? A favorite band?

I don't know, anything you feel like telling me.

>>37342418
Do not bully.

>>37342551
Yeah I know, just can't get a bf atm anyway, too poor to leave home and still studying. Maybe when I finally get enough to leave I can be less paranoid about this stuff. Then I can also finally get a gun and shoot targets like a big boy pew pew pew

going through the process of trying to find guys to date is horrible, you get messaged by 40 year old men if you post contact info anywhere. on grindr old men will get angry at you if you don't message them back like theyre entitled to premium boypussy even though theyre fuck ugly. when you talk to people on r9k they're not even cute, they're just failed normies

>>37342688
Grindr is for hookups, tendr for dates. Just block old fogeys.

>>37342734
>hitting 24 years old and feeling old
I'M TOO OLD TO BE CUTE ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>37342567
1.Who knows I might be cute to someone but ugly to another
2.7 1/2
3.Blue
4.Right
5.Vidya specifically JRPGs
6.Nope
What about you?
>>37342688
>you get messaged by 40 year old men if you post contact info anywhere.
This what the hell. Whenever I go on grindr I get bombarded by a bunch of 40/50 year old cunts who try to offer me money in exchange for sex. fags with daddy issues ruined dating and now every old man thinks they can fuck twinks

I would, but no one likes introverted black guys, no one likes me

>>37342791
>right handed
Dropped.

>>37342770
So don't be cute. Be handsome! 24 is still really young btw.

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>>37331682
Thing is, seeing fag propaganda like this on a near daily basis only reinforce my homophobia and the urge to burn all you faggots at the stake

>>37342791
There's no good places to find cute boys. I dont even want a hook up. Just a bf. :>

>>37342852
Good thing you're too much of a pussy little bitchboy to ever do anything about it.

Even if you did you'd just end up getting your ass kicked. By a fag. How fucking embarrassing is that?

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>>37342863
>>37342874
I don't believe in the concept of afterlife but I do hope you fags at least burn your corpses instead of burying

>>37342821
s-sorry I couldn't be to your standards

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>>37342874
>tfw no cute bf to spar and beat
When will this nightmare we call life end?
And when it ends, what horrors await us?

>>37342791
1.Not cute, wide jaw, broad shoulders, pretty tall etc
2.Size 12 or 13 shoes
3.I like purple
4.Left-handed
5.Mostly shooters
6.Edgy folk-punk

How comfortable are you with the idea of meeting in person?

Also, I live in the US near the border, it would be an international thing...

>>37342914
Don't worry anon that's not me.

he's right though lefties are the best

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>>37342967
>tfw no cute bf to gently but firmly rape after a display of masculine dominance

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>no perfect blonde twink bf

I dont wanna keep being alive

>>37343029
I wouldn't mind meeting you in person though we would definitely have to get to know each other more before that happens

>>37337621
I'm in SC you still here anon? Wanna chat?

>cleaning room
>find dildo in a shoebox with girly clothes in it
>sudden flashback to going out and buying all this shit, drooling and masturbating the whole day fucking myself with a dildo while wearing girls clothes and imagining I was some guys pet/slave
>crying after I finally cum from guilt
I thought repressed memories was a meme. Good thing I'm not gay.

>>37343175
Oh yeah obviously, I meant eventually. Some people only want an online bf, or they're too shy and nervous to ever actually meet, that's all. The end goal for me is always to move in and be together full-time I don't know if it's the same for you.

How old are you, anyway? Do you like older guys?

>>37343307
I don't think anything would make me happier than cuddling with a qt bear every night. It depends on how old we're talking about I'm 22 and you?

>>37343448
39 years old here. You sound really cute. Do you like to lick cum from a hairy bears ass?

>>37343448
Probably should have said, I'm 26. Not a creepy 50 year old.

Do you use discord, or steam?

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desu is it weird if I want to cuddle and hold hands with and even kiss a cute boy bf but have no sexual interest beyond that?

>>37343561
>>37343448
Okay... never mind then...

Have a good night, Montreal anon.

>>37344067
I feel the same. Gay sex is pretty gross desu.

Tfw want a sub bf but im hard to get along with (crazy)

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There are no cute boys in washington

>>37344217
Tfw want a dom bf (crazy) but im not cute enough for you to like me

>tfw have animu irl looks
>I want a qt to match my rawr xD looks

>>37344306
I guess we're cursed desu

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>>37344306
Haven't spotted any in oregon either.
Then again, I rarely leave my home.

>>37344337
Tfw only guy I ever truly liked that I met on 4channel said the same thing ;_;

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>crushing on this 10/10 acquaintance who's a blue-eyed skinhead and exactly my type looks-wise
>find out he's gay and try to make a move
>turns out he's a hypersperg who loathes physical contact and intimacy
>literally had a sperg fit when I jokingly threw my arm over his shoulder

I fucking hate spergs, goddamn.

>>37344337
I'll bully you sissy boi

>>37338024
It is, if you're not fat. Getting a bf is easier than making a friend.

>>37344665
Im not fat memer. Fuck off prison gay; youve never seriously tried to get a bf

>>37344507
>>37344605
It's really hard, there's nothing I'd love more than a dom bf, especially since it seems like an impossible dream I'd love it twice as much. But it doesn't seem like anyone is Hard Gay enough to actually like a submissive guy who isn't a young femme twink.

>>37344740
Hard gay is weird. Someone has to be masc and someone has to be femm in relationship

>>37344698
I've had a bf for two years.

>>37344665
>Getting a bf is easier than making a friend.
No it's not. Being fat is crucial but people still only want to date qts. Most of the people on /r9k/ aren't that so it makes getting a bf extremely difficult.

>>37344846
Youre luckier than you realize

ANYONE WANNA BE MY FAGGOT TWINK BF
POST DISCORD EMAIL OR KIK

>>37344834
While I agree that a male / female coupling is normal and natural, homosexuality is neither of those things and I don't see why the same stereotypes should necessarily apply.

I'm sexually submissive, I like to bottom and I love dominant men. At the same time, I'm also naturally large and masculine. I can grow my hair, shave my body, moisturize my skin, dress cute etc all I want but at the end of the day I'm still a tall guy with broad shoulders and a wide jaw. My body doesn't reflect my sexuality and that's the source of my unhappiness with it. I'm like a walking contradiction. It's caused me to become kind of a weird switch because while I don't like being dom or topping nearly as much it's the only option I really have.

At least I'm pretty good at it, since I have all those same desires myself I know what buttons to push to make a subby guy happy.

>>37344974
Have you done more than nothing to get a bf?

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>>37342810

Dooly, go the fuck to bed. You work at 7 tomorrow.

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Oh! Look, its this thread again.

All right, so here is what I think is the truth:

In the early years it is natural for everybody to experiment, and since you don't want to get girls preggers, and because most of your friends are male, you're likely to do some gay stuff. Some people fap together, some guys suck each other off, some people try tongue kissing each other, some do anal sex, some even fall in love. This is especially likely if you are good looking yourself, and have good looking friends.

Why the hell would you not do it? You're at an age where hormones are rushing through your body, you're incredibly horny, you like soft skin, full head of hair, smooth bodies. And at an earlier age, guys have that too. We can be talking as old as even 22 here. Maybe even older when we account for the asian males.

So, for 1/4 part of your life, it would not be uncommon to have a lot of gay passionate intimate meaningful sex. But what happens when these guys grow up, get beard, insane amounts of bodyhair, man wrinkles, big muscles, huge masculine veiny penises and so on? Well, the normal people move on to women, like a natural progression. This is natural development at its finest and should be encouraged from a young age. While degenerates get stuck.

And for the people who grow up and doesn't even do gay stuff. Well, I'm sorry, but they're the robots. They don't get laid, they look aweful, they are smelly, undesirable. To me, not ever having done some experimentation is a huge red flag. It is like they tell me, and I emediatly know: Aaah, you were one of those when you grew up. These people don't need to mature sexually, because the sad fact is that they will never have sex, or get a girl so desperate that she will take them anyways. I'm not talking pretty girls here, basicly a fat man with boobs and a vagina.

I don't know if you can be saved. But it is worth a try.

>>37345297
me on the right!

original gay

>>37331682
>when you could get a loving qt bf
>you could get a loving qt bf
>could

AS IF
I cant, motherfucker
I CANT

i'm ugly to girl AND boys, if you could believe that

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>>37345338

You've got to work out and eat clean. Even if it takes you two years, it will be soooo worth it when primordial-ferrel-original-twink-prime eats your banana.

It is worth Anon, believe me.

>>37345297
>as old as even 22
Is this a meme? I am 23 and look like a carbon copy of my 17 year old self.

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>>37345316

The eternal proto twink bottom of blonde hair?

or the eternal proto twink top of darker hair?

>>37345501
my face will never be handsome

>>37345518
l-lucky -.-'
(desu fampai)

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>>37345539
I use a pic from /soc/ on my grindr profile, because of that I had to pick someone who was less handsome than me, yet still drowning in twinks and shemales, literally drowning!

They are waaaaay easier to get along with than women.

>>37345316
please tell me what it was like, because some of us will never experience it.

>>37345524
dark haired top

I need to find me a cute blonde bottom

>>37345880

What the hell happened to the one you had, that was a real keeper.

Dark haired top here too, but more bishi.

Why are you gay? Why don't you just be a straight cool guy, who also sleeps around with extremely cute blond twinks?

I've slept with girls too. But last time I got laid I was deep inside a blond twink. Felt so good then and there. Then I came and realized I was butt-naked on top of another boy who was also butt-naked. There were some awkward moments, but I just accepted my situation and did the best out of it. It is just a luxury problem.

>>37331682
>tfw no qt /polgbt/ twink bf
>tfw once married, now divorced, and now I'll forever be looked at differently by guys or girls
I'm not old btw

>>37344306
>>37344492
>tfw right on the Oregon/Washington border but not a bottom
I need a /polgbt/ bf

>>37345960
that pic wasnt me anon it was a meme you dip
Im bishi like that too tho, im bi but I dislike grindr teir fucking/dating around, I wanna find me a single blonde cutie for my own, unless I can land a sweet deal with a switch and a sub so I can be their exclusive dom
wew
thankfully I got a fat dik so I can at least attract cuties though since theyre not gonna get it unless they stick around it tends to just not happen

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>>37346210

How can you have difficulties getting this???

I'm used to attracting and bedding chicks. With the skill it takes me to get a 7/10 gf, I can easily, and I say easily, get a 10/10 blond twink.

They are really lojal too. I've not really met someone who just wants to mess around. You need to do stuff with them that is romantic, like watching anime about boys falling in love together, like oregairu. Then they know that they have to be your Saika-chan.

The one I've got now is like a very boyish skater. He is blond and has very little bodyhair, but he also shaves. GRRR the surge of power I feel when he blushes as I spread his legs in the air, prepared to smash my cock deep into his boipussy. It is the greatest feeling on earth. Good luck Anon!

Can we get a 500replies for this gay thread? 500 replies for blond twinks!

>>37346402
>They are really lojal too.
how can anyone be so delusional as to think that homos are more loyal than women?
gays are the most promiscuous of all demographics and they are sex crazed as all fuckin hell

t. fag

>>37346456
Because I fuck them into obedience. I fuck my bf so hard you wouldn't belive. I make him cum hands free! He gets manhandlet so well that even his dick blushes. His dick just flaps around wildly!

>>37346456
I'm not sex crazed at all but I can't find a guy cute enough to fuck who would fuck me too anyways

I want a cute boi to pound my butt and dominate me desu

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>>37346402
because of the state im in, nothing to do here and the cute twinks I do find are straight and I dont like wasting energy befriending a cute im never going to fuck and is gonna end up cucking me

Ill move out of this dead state one day and find me a blondie to be comfy with

>>37346642
>state
which?

>>37346555
Sounds perfect desu desu

>>37346555
my ass always bleeds
what do?
are my days really over

>>37346733
colorado

oc original

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>tfw no bf to dominate and erp with
>tfw not that interested in trading pics
am hopeless

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I'd gladly have a nice boyfriend around but that's easier said than done.
When I use apps it's older men and undesirables.
My ideal type is Unicorn and it's ridiculously hard to find any decent guys.

When the dust settles from moving I'm going to drop some time into finding a soft nerd.

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This is why we need to stop the white genocide. Here, where I live, we have a good steady supply of cute boys in all the colours that matters.

We have brown hair with blue eyes, blonde hair with blue eyes and asian.

Those are the only ones the world needs.

I'd like a cute emo/scene bf... But I'm white, only 5'8", 30 years old and I live in Arizona and I'm a huge dork. Not exactly a glowing resume.

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>>37331682
how is getting a qt bf any easier than getting a gf?
the dating pool is way, way smaller and only a fraction of them are cute

i need some convincing before i try out boys

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>>37347941

Sorry, but that will never happen. You've wasted your shot and can only serve as a warning to others. I'm sorry.

Don't make this mistake robots. Go gay ASAP. Or you will be a 30 years old robot full of regret.

>>37347941
Don't give up hope, my ex was a slim
goth nerd and I'm pretty close to what you described. I'm in AZ too, so let's try to split the cute guys...

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>>37347943

My bf

It happens. I'm not super cute. I just went out, talked to him, had a good time, watched netflix and chill etc.

>>37347987
Ah, >>37347972 tells me it's too late. I look like no more than 25, but still...

>>37347993
You post his pic here?! Wow.

>>37348003
Listen to your fellow AZfag.

>>37348059
I'll try, but it's unlikely. Cave Creek reporting. What am I doing here this late/early!?

>>37348118
If it also helps, I met him here.

Along with my first bf.

If it weren't for 4chan I would've never had the chance.

>>37348166
Where or what should I do to find them online or IRL? I'm not perfect, but I'm gainfully employed and though I'm a bit of a dorky homebody, I'd like to think I'd make someone happy.

>>37348282
I'm on a gay site right now. Chatting with an asian girl with a small effeminate penis. Things are going great. I don't know how I did it, I just started asking how things were going, then we talked a bit about our daily lives and hassles. Things are going crazy fast!

I am gonna sleep with a girl with a dick very soon.

>>37348282
>>37348305
same person?
thats really funny lol
how would you rate yourself /10

>>37348282
Well, from personal experience all I did was just be myself. Just talking was enough to make things progress. You don't need to talk about anything particular, just chat and get to know them.
Results may vary of course.


IRL is tricky. I'm a homebody too and my one major time I get to see someone is a weekly game night. I don't do bars or clubs and my social circle is pretty much dead. So it depends on what you like to do a lot too.

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>>37348345

I'd say about a 6/10 at my best.

I use a guy who is kinda worse than me as a profile pic, so that they get pleasantly surprized.

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>stop working out to lose muscle and take up cardio and swimming instead to achieve the twink look
>let my hair grow and style it in an anime looking fuckboy way, sometimes wear a ponytail or even fucking twintails
>dress up in a very androgynous way to the point where someone behind me could not tell if I'm a man or a woman
>still no bf

This is such bullshit. Are there literally no gay people in my Chad dominated city in the middle of nowhere? Should I go full trap?

>>37348345
No I asked, someone replied.

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Look like an uglier Tom Hardy, what do? Same height, build, just Murican.

>>37348515
maybe you're just ugly, mate

do you even make any effort to visit places where gay people go?

or do you just hope somebody will magically fight down their morals and approach you in the street?

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>>37348567

>do you just hope somebody will magically fight down their morals and approach you in the street?

Yeah, it is way easier to get someone to go full gay over the internet. And when you meet it is just free sex, so why not.

You'll be getting your fill!

>>37348567
I'm not ugly, if I was I wouldn't even put effort in my appearance.
>do you even make any effort to visit places where gay people go?
I don't even know where gay people go, I just go to classes and the occasional anime/vidya cons with another twink friend.

>Only 250 replies

MMM the gay is losing traction. It is getting better, maybe in a few weeks, /r9k/ will be the striaght board it used to be.

>>37348553
You'll score lots of dirty ass.

>tfw no pizza eating, whiskey drinking, big guy 4u bf

>>37348491
if i could look as nice as your pic related for a day, i'd die happy
i guess i was just not meant to be happy

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n e w y o r k c i t y b o t t o m s p l e a s e

>>37349028

N O R T H E A S T B O I
is philly too far

>>37348709
Pls no I like these threads

>>37348553
Pretend you're really him ezpz