Femanons, do you have breast envy?

No because the bigger the breasts, the more annoying they are.

That looks like a thong diaper.

>>37328355
>big tits but no arse
It works the other way.

>>37328365
This, also all the loli complex here makes me feel like I'm part of some kind of rare elite.

no, i had girls with big boobs. a big boob girl named rachel stole my bf when i was in high school and now i hate all big boob tit cows and hope they all eventually have back problems you FUCKING WHORES

>>37328416
Chestlet is mad. Used goods cheslet got roasted. How amusing.

>>37328446
at least my tits aren't going to look like a plastic bag with a bowling ball in it when i turn 30

Huge boobs are god-tier even when they're saggy. lol @ chestlets trying to defend their bad genes.

>>37328460
your tits are gonna look like fried eggs nailed to a wall instead, which is even worse you roastie

>>37328482
at least i dont need a bra, unlike you're fat lard ass man boobs

No. I envy athletic women for their bodies.

I used to have big tits, but lost them in an attempt to become lean and muscular. I don't like the empty wrinkly saggy bags that I have now, but the big round ones were absolutely no good to me either. They just attracted all the wrong kinds of male attention.

>>37328522
You should post tits so we can see if you're a chestlet or not.

>>37328544
go suck a tranny dick faggot

The left one looks lile 50% bigger than the right one.
This is why chestlets are the master race, the asymmetry is far less noticeable.

>tfw robot bf thinks my boobs are too big
I can't win lads

>>37328558
Well that's just not nice anon. You take that back.

>>37328587
How big is too big? You need to change to a boyfriend who likes them.

>>37328587
>robot bf
there's your problem. just date Chad

>>37328611
ok i take it back, go suck a nigger tranny cock

Not really. I sometimes wish they were bigger but I got B cups, that's fine with me.

>>37328522
bras are a sign of femininity tho, you just look like a dude without one when your a chestlet

>>37328582
>the asymmetry is far less noticeable
so are her actual tits

>>37328633
Why would you feel envy with such a normal size??? Only real chestlests/ titty monsters are allowed to complain REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37328482
>fried eggs nailed to a wall

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>>37328651
>so are her actual tits
Wew lad

>>37328668
It depends where you live, I'm average here but I still feel small sometimes.
Titcows are not allowed to complain ever.

Nah. My friend had serious back pain and had to get a reduction. I definitely didn't envy the constant stares she got from dudes either.

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>>37328482
Proof? Cowtits always say that but how can something that doesn't exist sag before your face? Have you ever seen people with heavy earrings? Gravity doesn't change because you don't want the laws of physics to not apply.

>>37328741
>no tits
>no ass
>chicken legs

gross

>>37328734
h-how big was she?

Small boobs>>>big boobs>>>>>>>>>>cow tits

>>37328773
t. buttmad chestlet

>>37328773
If this is how robots feel why is literally every picture but traps busty to super busty? I've noticed even outside of here even the guys that claim to like small tits exclusively either don't look at them at all or spend way more time fapping to cleavage.

>>37328773
you got the signs backwards

>>37328797
Tits are tits. And if the available tits are big, then I fap to big tits. If I see small tits, I fap to small tits.
I like tits. Men like tits. Tits.

>>37328797
busty girls are objectively more sexual, which makes them easier to fap to and lust after.

You have to make up shitty fantasys with chestlets because they aren't very sexual, which is exhausting

>>37328835
Except it's never the other way around. Fat fetishes post fatties, boob guys post giant tits, butt guys post butts. If it's so common why does no one post it on such a busy board post even average sized tits when around half the threads have porn? All in all it just sounds like excuses for this >>37328858

>>37328835
I agree with the sentiment but why do you have to phrase it so retardedly?

>>37328355
that is digusting

>>37328797
They're lying to make you feel better. Like girls who say they don't mind small dicks. Those are the ones fucking themselves with 10' dildos.

>>37328876
Why pretend you even see it as equal much less prefer it though? No one would fap to flat chests more than busty girls and claim they actually prefer busty women. It's like robots only say it so they can bitch about how any girl can have admirers even if they don't actually like it.

>>37328620
They're as big as OP's right boob. Big enough that I get stared at. I don't want another boyfriend...

>>37328623
Why should I?

>>37328870
Maybe because guys are different and have different tastes. There's a big girls thread and small girls thread up on soc.

>>37328915
I do. Sometimes I want to see slender petite girls like >>37328741, sometimes curvy girls.

>>37328898
>most girls can't even come vaginally
>they're all fucking themselves with cervix-piercing dildos dude
Literally a cuck fantasy. I don't even own a toy for penetration.

>>37328924
>They're as big as OP's right boob
holy moly

I have big boobs and I hate them
>first bf loved hentai and would send me pics of 2D girls saying how i looked like them
>he was manipulative in other ways that damaged my self confidence so i think he gave me a complex where I hate the things he fixated on

>>37328974
So you're a roastie slut so used up you need to shove absurdly huge plastic dicks up your cunt to even feel anything, sorry to hear that.
That doesn't mean the vast majority of decent, normal girls don't enjoy clitoral stimulation much more.

>>37328966
how big are your areolas fembot

>>37328974
>titcow
at what size do you go from being chesty to being a titcow?

>>37328974
Pls be my high libido titcow gf.

>>37328953
Small means skinny and petite not flat chested.

>>37328956
That's not preferring though. A guy who prefers big breasts would never say something like it. If you go on any small/flat "exclusive" group it still literally has more average and busty women than small. That'd never happen in reverse. If a flat girl grew into a b-d cup overnight their bf would be ecstatic or at least not care at all and never miss it. Whenever a busty girl shrinks even a cup size even guys who say they don't care get pissy.

>>37328966
I'll be nice to you and compliment your boobs and play with them. Mind posting those beauties?

Meh, hypergamy got my revolting 2/10 ass a qt 5/10 bf who likes me. It's not like I need big tits to reel in potential mates. Every girl I've known with ginormous tits seemed to kind of hate it.
I also have a tendency to be incredibly gross and my skin's translucent so if I had monster tits they'd be the nightmare kind with huge ugly blue veins running up and down them.

>>37329037
>If a flat girl grew into a b-d cup overnight their bf would be ecstatic or at least not care at all and never miss it.
My dad married a completely flat filipina because he's obsessed with chasing youth and doesn't want any part of her to "sag".

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>>37328365
>>37328406
I know some colleague of mine has a rather large bust and something about her posture seems off, I can't quite tell what it is but I've always perceived it to be her breasts pulling her weight to far one way (and she's about average weight too). Would that assumption be true, and what inconveniences do they cause otherwise? kinda curious.

Whilst I'm asking I might as well ask also if femanons use male reaction pics given that its pretty much customary on this website to use the opposite? I can imagine you must fantasize sometimes about being the opposite gender, not that I want to be one or anything stupid like that.

>>37329037
I'm not picky. I could be with a flatchested girl as much as a titcow. It's not a big of a deal as having a small cock vs big cock. You're still a girl and you're still wanted.

Besides
>>37329056
loli fetishists will love you

>>37329037
I don't know why you are so blasted about this.
I am telling you man, I like both small flat girls and curvy ones. Sometimes I want to look explicitly at one and sometimes at the other.

>>37329012
I've only slept with one man and he's my boyfriend. Never used any sex toys either. Have you ever talked to any other women? Clitoral stimulation doesn't even come close to vaginal. Sorry your underdeveloped pussy is missing out.

>>37329019
In my opinion, G+.

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>tfw you'll never have some fembot titties in your face

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le me derpin on le /r9k/ xd

>>37329083
Also in case CIA is reading, when I say small, I mean frame not age.

does preferring boobs over ass indicate low test? if so i'd expect /r9k/ to heavily lean toward boobs.

>>37328792
>>37328797
>>37328832
Nope. Petite girls with b-cup or smaller are my thing. I'm a guy. I love mosquito bites!

>tfw only attract girls with big boobs or fat with small tits

>>37329106
>tfw imagining the dogshit terrible life of the CIA agent who has to trawl r9k day-in day-out
Do you think he'd slowly become a robot?

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>>37329087
>>37329054
>>37329012
>>37328974
>>37328966
>>37328957
>>37328956
>>37328924
>>37328915


LOL, look at all the roasties, sluts, whores, tramps, floozies, hookers, ans streetwalkers in this thread. 10/10 slut bait thread.

>>37329148
>le Doland
Don't you have a rabbi to rim, goyim?

>>37329056
So literally nothing to do with her actual tits and just that he hates sagging more than flat instead?

>>37329077
>>37329083
Except you're with someone that wishes you were bigger and spends 50% of his day looking at cowtits. Stares at women the entire you're with him. Tells you he'll always want tits and all men do but he'll settle for you anyway and never had a problem with a busty gf.

>I like both small flat girls and curvy ones. Sometimes I want to look explicitly at one and sometimes at the other.
>I like both black guys and white ones. Sometimes I want to look explicitly at one and sometimes at the other. Just because I fap to more black guys doesn't mean anything.

That's reddit cuck tier bullshit. Sure he only wants someone the exact opposite of me and never has those fantasies with someone else, but he loves me and that's all that matters.

Go ahead and show a single place that exclusively small when you get literally millions for average and busty. If it's that common and loved and a guy can actually stand being exclusive without being miserable there's got to be proof. Don't try to cop out with pedos.

>>37329170
dont you have a tinder date soon slut? you gotta fill up that loose puss with some cock or your life will be meaninless

>>37329198
he explicitly told me he doesn't like boobs. he's really into long legs i guess.

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>>37329223
thats what they all say, he's trying to make you feel ok but in truth he wants the big huge tits in his face and around his schlong

>>37328631
What died in your bum you fucking grumpy puss?

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>>37329223
>he explicitly told me he doesn't like boobs
Thanks for proving my point.

>>37329198
By small I mean nothing bigger than this. Not porn/anime "small" that's literally bigger than average.

>>37329225
gimme sauce rn my dude

>>37329198
Same can be said if your bf had a small cock. You always with he was thicker and longer and could fill you up more. You will always wish he had a neatly trimmed beard, a chiseled jaw, impeccable muscles and was a foot taller.

There will always be things "more ideal". A relationship is about compromises and enjoying eachother REGARDLESS of flaws. Don't put men as the shallow ones here, when we would fuck any girl who offers, but girls only want CHAD.

>>37329250

deleted youtube channel

>>37329198
So you are just an insecure roastie. Comparing race with tits is pretty dope tbqh.

>>37329247
probably a roastie slut like you, why dont you fuck off out of here mate? you sluts are a waste of prescious time, go back to your one direction album and suck off another fat dude

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>>37328355
>big tits
>horrible hips
Christ, what is going on with that weird ass lower body?

>>37329248
I wish I had a nympho loli gf like that. Perfect tits to pretend her to be my underage daughter I can rape.

>>37329239
>>37329248
see i might believe this but he's gone out of his way to date and be with chestlets. to my knowledge he's never been with a woman with big tits.

>>37329265
I'm a guy, guy. Can I not just see a chestlets chest?

>>37328651
>>37328482
Fucking five star posts

>>37329252
>>37329262
I'm not talking about fucking once, men fuck dead pig heads and cars. Even the most worthless person will be fucked by some random man. There's a difference between ideal and minimum requirements. No one is going to break up with a c-cup when they prefer d-cups. No one is going to be disgusted by someone 10 pounds heavier than ideal, they will however be miserable with someone 100 pounds over. So you're saying you'd be happy in a relationship where the girl dreams about having a bigger dick the entire time you have sex? Again where is the proof?

>>37329295
Hating sagging less or just not caring doesn't equal liking small.

>>37328835
I've never read a post as reddit as this one

>>37329321
Perhaps but there's no functional difference. Dude has only ever been with chestlets.

Would trade my big boobs for a big ass any day. I hate how my body looks in everything. i wish i could wear dresses and have something in the back. and I genuinely don't believe there's anyone out there that likes tits over ass even though a lot of robots do but i don't think i'll ever run into someone that would be with me long term AND is a boob guy. it's just impossible.

>>37329321
Except men don't think like that. Girls do. I just want a warm cunt and mouth to fuck and that's it. I'm not needy. If you can give that I'm as happy as can be.

>>37328355
those things are disgusting

>>37329326
This is a shitty reddit-tier thread in general.
I wish the board was moderated and these could just be nuked.

>>37329359
>So you're saying you'd be happy in a relationship where the girl dreams about having a bigger dick the entire time you have sex?

You claimed tons of guys liked it exclusively. You know that isn't true if you're avoiding it this much.

>>37329355

Why not go to gym and work your booty out?
It will also reduce your bust

>>37329355
A good ass can be made out of muscle, you dumb bitch, just do a lotta squats.

>>37329375
Of course I wouldn't be happy. That's why I want a girl that doesn't think like that. Are you saying every girl thinks like that and I can't find a girl who'd be happy with my size?

>>37329355
I don't really care about butts at all. Tits are love, tits are life. In terms of sexiness, nothing is even in the same league as breasts for me.

>>37329381
>>37329385
Squats just shape the ass there's literally nothing to be shaped when it comes to my ass

>>37329390
I'm saying if you hate why on earth would you think a woman would be happy? And unless you're tiny enough penetration is physically impossible you'll meet way more women who don't care at all.

I literally can't fit much more than a finger and I'm very happy with that, but I have a very atypical vag. It's all about the clit for most girls anyway. The amount of nerves is comparable to the head and the vag canal is comparable to balls or even your thigh for most women. It feels good, but like a massage it'll never make you cum unless you're the 1%

>>37329355
and how big are ur boobies anon

>>37329467
>you'll meet way more women who don't care at all.
Likewise you'll meet men who don't care about tits

>>37329355
There aren't any chads, you mean. I don't like ass, I just want tits but I'm invisible to you.

>>37329535
Yes that's why women post dick and talk about it all the time and go dicksturants. You're never going to change my mind just by saying "no you" over and over. You said yourself you fap to big tits way more and you know it isn't going to stop if you had a gf. Your eyes aren't going to stop wandering and you aren't going to stop missing it. It'll be effectively the same as being single. Nothing to play with and nothing to see.

>>37329355
Bullshit. Plenty of guys like tits over ass.

>>37329355
I hope you understand that there are a LOT of guys that like big tits, anon.

>>37329574
If I got a gf (implying) i'd make sure she had a high enough sexdrive I wouldn't ever have to fap on my own. Plus I like lolis so small tits are nice too.

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>>37329535
>most men won't care about the most defining visible womanly trait

white knights need to gtfo

>>37328355
do you think i care about engaging in silly human activities like being in a relationship, it's all made to be shit
also her breasts are ugly as fuck

>>37329655
>thinking I have physical standards being a 20 yo KHHV
Sides.

>>37329672
everyone has standards. they just dont want to admit it

>>37328355
Honestly, just like with the whole "Dur you're just jealous of pic related's big dick", it's way overblown. Big tits are nice, but once you hit D cups it gets a little iffy. Depends.

I don't care. It really depends on the person.

>>37329689
I do have standards. Just not physical ones.

>>37329653
Even the people with the highest sex drive can't have sex several times a day everyday due to practical reasons especially once older. If that's the only way you won't be wanting to cheat and feeling like you're missing out it'd not a healthy relationship. You're just setting yourself up for an unhappy life and marriage.

>lolis
Even a short flat girl isn't going to be childlike. I'd be one in a billion to find an "irl llegal loli" willing to date you. Even that will be gone in a few years when she ages.

>>37329672
>>37329705
If you view it as something only the most desperate wouldn't care about it why pretend you or other would like or prefer it? You're saying it's on par with being 300 pounds or not showering but actually most guys don't care?

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>>37329659
>also her breasts are ugly as fuck
roastie seems toasty

>>37329705
it'd be more accurate to say you'd settle for something just because you are a virgin. this doesnt mean you dont have standards though

>>37329727
>Even the people with the highest sex drive can't have sex several times a day
Watch me bitch.
>If that's the only way you won't be wanting to cheat
I'm a robot. Even getting one gf is a miracle on its own. Implying I could ever find a second girl to cheat with.
>Even a short flat girl isn't going to be childlike
Heard of ddlg? Ageplay?

>>37329778
No I just don't have physical standards. I could name the obvious ones like don't be a 300lb hamburger but I never encountered those ever. They only exist in the US. Chubby, curvy, flatchest, titcow, self harm scars, messy hair. I don't give a single solitary fuck.

I'd be happy with any girl who fits the few personality traits I'm looking for.

>>37329810
> I could name the obvious ones like don't be a 300lb hamburger

those qualify as physical standards you know. hopefully you can find a girl who would be happy with someone less intelligent

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>>37329788
>Watch me bitch.
So you'll both be neets with no physical problems and no kids ever?

>Implying I could ever find a second girl to cheat with.

So you'd only care about your gf wanting to cheat constantly if she did it? You'd be happy and confident initiating and having sex knowing they find you disgusting and are only settling because they can't get anyone else?

>Heard of ddlg? Ageplay?
That isn't going to turn an old face young or a tall girl 4'5. Most non-tumblrinas would also be really wary about having kids with someone like that and have no kids as a dealbreaker. Not to mention knowing the only way your bf could stomach fucking you is if he pretends you're a child.

All the most popular girls doing ageplay are again super busty anyway, so not even pedos prefer anything but that. These are all the top pics with body showing.

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>>37329907
This literally normie lingerie, normie body.

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>>37329920
Instahoe vs youtuber

>>37329860
redundant physical standards don't count. But okay.
I could list a few more just so you can see how picky I am
>don't be a loch ness monster
>don't be a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era
>don't have 5 arms growing out of your stomach
>don't have 5 arms growing out of your head either
>don't have any arms growing out of anywhere but where your arms should be
>don't have legs for arms either
>don't have tentacles coming out of you like that monster from The Thing
God I'm so picky aren't I. Such a list of standards and I haven't even begun.

>>37329931
funnily enough you actually would be rejecting a few people based on those standards. physical deformities are a thing anon.

next time try to not sound so retarded when trying to make a point

>>37329810
>I could name the obvious ones like don't be a 300lb hamburger
for me it's the opposite, she has to be over 300 pounds or she's not attractive.

>>37329907
>You'd be happy and confident initiating and having sex knowing they find you disgusting and are only settling because they can't get anyone else?
Yeah pretty much. I can't get anyone else either but at least I'd appreciate them.
>That isn't going to turn an old face young or a tall girl 4'5
I'm 6'2, enough height difference I'd say. Besides, good acting makes up for it.
>Most non-tumblrinas would also be really wary about having kids with someone like that and have no kids as a dealbreaker.
I don't care. I thought we were settling for eachother.

>>37329951
Show me these people please, and place me in a situation where I reject them. Because sitting here alone at home, I really can't imagine it.

>>37329049
I actually hate when people focus on them now. Even touching them makes me feel uncomfortable

>>37329986
you can just google physical deformities yourself. dont be so butthurt and defensive about being called out on your bullshit anon, we are only human

>>37329971
Settle for pedo that only tolerates you because you're close to a child that's only faithful because he doesn't have an opportunity yet. When he'd never think about it otherwise if you had tits. Either have kids with a pedo or never have kids and be sad, pathetic, and completely alone at 45 because you're too wrinkly to be a kid. You don't even have a decent personality to make up for it from what I've seen so far.

>>37330056
Oh no, the rare 0.000001% of the female population. What are the odds one of them uses r9k, is in my timezone, matches my interests, fits what I look for in a girl and wants me instead of Chad. There will never be a situation where my physical standards make me reject someone. The probability is literally 0.

>>37330075
Can't help it if your twisted mind makes up highly specific scenarios just to prove your point. I'll counter with equally retarded shit.

>>37330086
moving goalposts isnt going to make you look any less assblasted

>>37330125
Meh, not assblasted. I just don't have any physical standards and I told you that :^)

>>37330142
whatever helps you sleep at night and find a girlfriend anon. good luck boyo

>>37329225

Yes, mostly in middle/highschool.
I was a late bloomer, so my sister teased me over my "mosquito bites".
A few years later my cup size jumped and now she envies me.
Felt pretty good 2bh but i liked them smaller. It was easier to run and people didn't stare so much.

Breast size is to women like height is to men. It really shouldn't be an important feature but society makes it so.

>>37329225
i need the full video

i need more than just 7 seconds

>>37330169
Thanks anon!
Turbo original comment :^)

>>37329920
jesus, look at that fucking room.

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>>37329414
>tfw fit and irish

Sorry chestlets, I just cant find you sexy. I keep one chestlet that basically worships me around because she has such a great personality, smart funny and /pol/ tier like me, cooks for me sometimes, and doesnt mind when Im not in the mood for her. But what I really lust after is big tits. I think she knows her shortcomings, which is why she has a "dont ask dont tell" policy with me and other girls.

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>>37329971
Are you originally white anon?

>>37330448
I am white yes. Why do you ask anon

>>37330490
I'm not into white guys, well better luck next time anon.

>>37330505
black guy here who loves tittycows, be my gf

>>37330553
Opposite anon, read the thread.

>>37330563
i love chestlets too, now gimme ur kik/skype femanon

>>37329225
Fat girl's tits are disgusting, sorry
Also, the cowgirl is ugly in itself

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


orgigimeow "_"

>>37330714
What size do you have? And can we date if it's under a B cup?

>>37330635
Too racist, asians only. Otherwise you get fetishists that replace you in 10 years.

>>37330191
COMRADE VLAD SHALL LEAD US TO VICTORY

i have A cups, but it doesn't really bother me

it's not like i use them for anything

>>37330714
>claims to not be envious of titcows
>creates an elaborate scenario (fantasy) of life as a titcow

>>37330748
i can help you not be racist femanon. Also I'm not a fetishists i just want to make fun of your lack of tits

>>37330748
you like asians..? :D

>tfw no titty gf

>>37330315
I mean. Technically they do that in every other thread too

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Do fembots get feet envy?

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>>37330747
>>37330868
>>37331010
>giving chestlets false hope

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>>37328355
Not based on that picture. Not symmetrical, rest of body is a wreck. Anyone who speaks against this has a fetish and would fuck anything with a hole and some big tits slapped together. I'm not saying large breastesses are bad, I'm saying there is more to her body or womens' bodies in general.
>>37329930
Left makeup is shit, barely even trying

>>37331150
>skinnyfat chestlet mad she isn't as hot as OP
lmao

>>37331150
Yeah. It's definitely better to consider a woman's body shape as a whole. Having the whole package is better.

How big are yours?

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>>37328355
no, I am happy with my tiny A cups

I can sleep on my tummy!

>>37331255
>tummy
>a-cups
guaranteed trap/transfag

>>37331232
>skinnyfat chestlet
??? I may be a chestlet by your standards, but I'm not skinnyfat. I said they're not symmetrical and that triggers my autism.
>>37331238
B cup

>>37331323
Nice. Wanna date?

>>37331255
can i sleep on your tummy?

>>37331255
I'm a B cup and I can sleep on my chest too, without having to suffer from mosquito bites.

>>37331255
Would you let a cute boy suck on your armpits.

Im a straight man and even I have breast envy. It's not fair, lads!

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>>37331336
>>37331340
>>37331352
all these idiots replying to man rping

>>37331333
That's a bit fast, don't you think? You have a throwaway contact or something?

>>37331399
Eh, sure.

[email protected]

>>37331399
kik is: kaka8819

>>37331517
Imposter! She you'd me. Get your own qt fembot.

>>37331539
fuck off imposter, your not fooling her with that shit

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>>37331569
Not even trying to copy my grammar and using normie shit like kik? Try harder.

>>37331595
>so desperate he photoshoped his image
holy shit dude

>>37331635
It says Capture.png
It doesn't matter anyway, there's still no email sent so I guess she left.

>>37331660
maybe she just didn't see post yet dude, calm down its just a woman.

>>37331660
>she

When will y'all finally get it's all robots and trannies rping? At most the occasional woman that never intended to date you and is just baiting.

>>37331150
>I'm not saying large breastesses are bad, I'm saying there is more to her body or womens' bodies in general.

... and guys who like big tits and like thin girls agree with you. she's a thin girl with big tits. we're seeing more than just her boobs. her whole body is ideal.

i couldn't imagine anything more sexy than thrusting my dick between that huge, soft pair of tits reverse style and cumming all over her flat stomach. her body is heaven (possibly photoshopped heaven, but don't care much)

Fat chicks with huge tits are proof that God is real.

No, breasts are unimportant. I have face envy because facial aesthetics matter and breasts do not.

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>>37331900
>breasts do not

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>>37331825
hey you, i agree with you

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>>37331900
your face basically doesn't matter at all if your tits are big enough, natural, and you aren't a whale

>>37331963
...what do you even do when you have tits this fucking fat? Like, how do you exercise, or sleep comfortably?

>>37332026
this, women really dont understand how male sexuality works

>>37332168
Implants and loose skin.

>>37331660
Well I did leave, but I'm back and I think I sent an email using that site

>>37332333
I replied, did you get it?

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>I'm basically flat
>wife has natural DDs
I guess I'd be more envious if I didn't get to play with them all the time.

>>37328482
lol orginaldo

>>37332191

Oh so you want to marry a daytime stripper with nice tits and a busted face?

>>37332418
why the FUCK are you talking about marriage roastie

>>37332418
Still better than a chestlet, at least there's make up and something to get hard to.

>>37332418
strippers are almost never natural and natural tits is what we're talking about. more importantly what's unappealing about strippers (skankiness) has nothing to do with their face or this conversation. you're introducing a complete non sequitur like a retard

would I marry a homely girl with that >>37332026
body? fuck yes.

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>>37331336
i'd rather sleep on someone else's tummy!

>>37331340
B cups are good size but i guess my A cups fit my body size since I'm small

>>37331352
sure why not i suppose

>>37332476

I'm a guy. If you think every guy is content with butterfaces, you just have low standards.

Sure, you could argue her face doesn't matter if he's just looking to cum in a hole for a single night. But then he's just using some dumb cunt (who is likely diseased) to masturbate.

>>37332569
define butterface.

average face + great body > above average fave + no tits

>>37332517

Strippers (and pornstars, and adult sex workers in general) are known for having busted faces. And it's likely that insecurity that led them into the adult industry to begin with (in addition to sexual abuse when they were younger).

I can understand a guy wanting to cum on a woman with nice natural tits and an ugly face. But why would any guy want to have children with a woman with an ugly face?

>>37332629
It's about what's better not ugly face being ideal. We're on r9k I don't expect a 10/10 gf but I can't settle for something I can't get hard for.

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Yes I do :( I'm a 32A and keep playing with the idea of getting massive implants.

>>37332629
>Strippers (and pornstars, and adult sex workers in general) are known for having busted faces.

are you a teenager or some shit? there's no shortage of attractive women in any of those industries. what leads them to it is economic necessity / lack of education and they're industries where the better your looks, the more money you'll make. porn stars in particular are a lot more attractive than average

basically everything out of your mouth has been retarded and you should stop posting

>>37332686
So many more men will love you as you are more than fakes. Don't do it.

>>37328741
I AM SO FUCKING OK WITH THIS. WHERE CAN I GET

>>37328355
>do you have breast envy?

No, I never had that issue. I tend not to see breasts as much of a "sexual" thing (even though obviously lot of other people do). So I don't associate breasts much with femininity.

I think it's because of the huge variation there is in breast size among different women -- there's so much variation that it just never registered as a thing that "defines being a woman" to me.

I also haven't really noticed much of a correlation between breast size and how much a girl attract guys. Some of the top tier Stacies at my HS were pretty flat. I think that was probably my biggest influence in not having breast envy. DESU, I probably have more penis envy than I do breast envy.

>>37332760
It looks like photoshop. Don't bother.

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>>37332731
>So many more men will love you as you are more than fakes.

>>37332782
You will never know the feeling of having a 4 incher and seeing all the 8+ guys taking all of your gfs.

I won't either, cause 7 inches and tall, but I get the feeling.

>>37332715

Are you a teenager? The majority of women in the adult industry (stripping, prostitution, porn) have busted faces. Yes, there is "no shortage" of attractive women in those industries, but they are OUTNUMBERED by butterfaces. Women with attractive faces are the minority when it comes to adult sex work, because they're not getting paid for their faces.

And no, porn stars are not "a lot more attractive an average." Professional models are. Professional actresses are. Women who get paid for their looks are. Not women who get paid to have sex or take their clothes off on stage.

Go to the nearest strip club in the middle of the day and tell me that the majority of strippers in there have attractive faces.

>>37332795
>only wants flatties who isn't obsessed with appearance
>no one believes me

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>>37332838
>obsessed with appearance

I'm betting 80% of what you fap to is fake tits labeled as natural.

>>37332686
What do chestlets do for fun?

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no but it's my fetish

>>37332868
80% of what I fap to is 2d tho.

>>37332868
I finally get the zoot suits and fedoras. they are trying to gimmick a gentleman samurai animu type thing right?

>>37332881
nothing, chestlets are just as boring as their non-existing racks

>>37332868
https://www.youtube.com/user/TolstoyKafkaEvsky/videos

the man in your picture is an old time youtuber with cult following of betas

>>37329071
There's no women here. That's why you're getting no response

>>37332909
this is deep senpai...

>>37332914
So fake then? Being "real" inuniverse doesn't mean that's be so irl.

>>37332909
Everybody is happy around massive boobs, specially if you can touch it

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>>37332881
I exercise a lot, draw, practice Spanish and play Pokemon. Don't watch anime that much anymore but would like to start.

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>>37333111
Damn look at my triple trips

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>>37333039
and they double as a bouncy castle, fun for the whole family

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>>37333157
A place to bury yourself

>>37333111
>>37333126
What got you into learning Spanish anon? And what's your favorite pokemon?

>>37333252
I look hispanic so people think I should know it by default. Plus it's a very useful language to know. I really like Suicune, Drapion and Flygon. The newer generations designs don't really grab me like they have in the past, but Fennekin is super cute. Alola Muk is up there too.

>>37333347
Flygon is a good choice desu. One of my childhood favorites. Suicine is alright too. This makes me want to download an emulator and play some old pokemon desu. Thoughts on Cyndaquil, and Electabuzz?

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>>37332881
I paint. I like to read 20th century science fiction and horror, and I've tried my hand a couple times at writing it myself. I put together a lot of model kits, Gundam/gunpla mostly. I listen to a lot of music, over a bunch of different mediums. I roller skate everyday, and skate board most days too. Go to the gym. Play/get angry at videogames. I've been working on a line of jewelry too.

what do ladies with those big ole titties do for fun?

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>>37329071
>4chan is 75% female reaction pics, user base is primarily guys
>lolcow is 75% male reaction pics, user base is primarily girls

Its rather obvious.

Don't delve on that question to much though, trying to find a logical explanation to the psychology at work here would just leave you sleepless and with more questions than answers. My end conclusion was that we pay more attention to the facial expressions of the opposite gender more closely compared to our own gender, registering the expression better for special usage, while we also try to avoid portraits that remind us of ourselves when we are trying to be expressive with our internet persona.

I think most 4chaners have their own conclusion of this, the most common being that "lol u a pedohpile tranny m8" phrase.

>>37333413
It's because men fap to girls, women have husbandos. No deeper meanings here, lesbian and gay anons use their own sex.

>>37332191
I don't care about the sexuality of low class men. I care about marrying someone good (i.e. not you.) Go to Hooters, titman.

>>37333461
Good job purposely ignoring all the other replies jealous chestlet. >>37332478
>>37332623
>>37332675

>>37333411
>I roller skate everyday, and skate board most days too.
be my rad friend

>>37333409
You should, the newer games are fun too but are a lot easier for kids these days. Cyndaquil is cute, I loved Typhlosion and scribbled drawings of him all over my parents' bedroom walls. He helped turned me into the furry I am today. Electabuzz is cool. I'm not good at EV training, breeding, whatever. I just play for fun and enjoy the aesthetics and plot

>>37333494
Got a throwaway to talk pokemon with anon?

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>>37333347
>Drapion is now considered an old school pokemon

>>37333461
the amount of insecurity in this post is actually pretty pathetic

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>>37333517
I don't actually, just talk here. But I'm going out for my walk now. Was good to chat.

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>>37333492
Yeah dog!!! Let's go scrape our shins togeths <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv40kfUkg7Q

>>37333918
[email protected]
Send me a message home slice :^)
Skateboarders are kewl

>boob thread
>no femanon boobs

fucking prudes

>>37333965
Women can't be robots, but it's x100000 for busty roasties. The skinny ones just fuck Chad instead.

>>37334099
fucking Chads (brads, actually) hasn't made me feel any less empty or autistic though

>>37329266
She's Japanese. The typical Japanese woman has NO ASS. They just have a place where their legs join their back.

http://imgur.com/a/EdUsi#0

>>37333918
>>37333953
that was also a serious post btw

>>37334247
>fucking Chads (brads, actually) hasn't made me feel any less
Normalfag fuck you

>>37334247
Then why do it and soil your purity?

>>37334288
intense multiple mind numbing orgasms anon

Former Chad here, it's seriously funny watching chestlets crash and burn. In all seriousness we can't let the itty bitty titty committee get the nuclear codes!

>>37334288
idk it's what they wanted, to fuck, and I don't like conflict. Being able to see guys and their cum faces is aight

>>37334347
Can I get a chance to show you my cum face?

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Is being a horsecock the equivalent of female cowtits?

If so where is my autistic cowtits gf. Why are there so many chestlets everywhere if they don't even have characteristics of a woman

There's a disturbing lack of cowtit pictures in this thread....

>>37334405
No, you retard. You can't see a dick through clothing. Being tall is the equivalent. Literally impossible to be single if youre 6'2+

>>37334433
I'm 6'3 too.
Where is my cowtits gf

>>37332333
You still here? You still haven't added me.

>>37334445
You can't browse this board if you're tall

>>37332686
hi i like small boobs can i get a throwaway of you or discord? i would love to see

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>>37334581
When did this become reddit? Or are y'all hoping "she" is a trap?

>>37333953
>>37334267

I emailed you anon-chan <3

tell me about yourself, I want to listen

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>>37334603
what's wrong with liking small boobs?

>>37334606
I didn't get it ;_;
Can you do it again?

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I want a titcow gf so bad.

>>37334629
There's small and there's pedo/gay tier. It's mostly about all the pathetic begging and "no man cares about tits ever" kind of stupidity in this thread though.

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>>37334629
nothing except they're objectively inferior

>>37334718
I have to disagree with you, there.

A/B cups are fine. Only "pedo" tier tits are if the girl is like 4'.

>>37334670
Sent again to [email protected]

>>37328355
My boobs are pretty big, so... no. I've gotten a jealous comment or two from other girls, though.

>>37334741
>liking disgusting flat chests but not short girls

horrible taste anon

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>>37334679
same fampai, why even live without.

>>37334772
what the fuck? you like midgets or something?
4' is freakishly short, anon. come on.

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>>37334744
I don't understand what's wrong
[email protected]
how about just to this random generated one?

>>37334581
>>37332686
pls reply originally

>>37334795
I thought you meant like 4'10 or something. Carry on I guess.

>>37334563
Watch me.
I won't leave until I get cowtits gf.
Chestlets are geneticlets, and I am not a geneticlet

My titties are quite bigm im surprised how perky those are and im a little jealous but they look so disproportionate. Going to try and fix my saggys with a reduction one day but if not meh. Not hugely important.

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>>37334865
I'm not tall but I'll still fight you for one.

>>37334814
I-Is that you Jeb?
>pls reply
>I showed you my heart pls reply

>>37334913
Well, post pic already so I can decide if I want to fondle them.

>>37334762
How big?
Can be your bf?

>>37334563
Tough luck. God tier tall guy here.

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>>37334944
I dont have many. Theyre not good boobs so theres no point . They look great lying down at least

>>37334762
what did they say to u anon?

>>37334985
It's very hard for big boobs to be bad anon. A bit of sag is just natural.

>>37334985
Wait, you again? Nevermind, you already said you don't want to date anyone.

>>37334985
Can I get your discord or contact info? you have amazing tits

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>>37334985
>titcows wherever I go
Just kidding they look nice. Congrats anon.

>>37334985
>>37334913
Post discord tumblr hair

>>37334985
awesome boobies

do u have kik i want to see more

>>37334985
can you PLEASE be my gf and beat the shit out of me with your boobs?

No. Small breasts work better with my aesthetic. Breast lust maybe.

>>37334985
>dyed hair

trash


oregano

>>37335062
c-can you post pictures?

>>37335019
>>37335025
>>37335028
>>37335034
>>37335035
>>37335038
>>37335041
chestlets will NEVER get this kind of attention if they post their tits

>>37335085
i'd rather have a chestlet with a nice ass than a titcow with no ass

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>>37335085
Wrong. I'm trying to get chestlets to post but they won't >:(

You're all yet to realize that God tier is an A, B or C Cup. Anything bigger than a hand full is a waste.

Have some love you lovely smaller chested ladies.

>>37335085
Bitch post some and you'll see.

>>37335035
Hairs not like that now. But dyed hair was mainstream as fuck. Not necessarily tumblr. It was just fun before real life hit
>>37335019
Dunno i hear a lot of "not big enough to sag so much" its annoying because its not so much sag as just shape and nipple placement. Theyve never been perky.

>>37334919
Go away genelet

>>37335114
Hair comment was just to get past the robot
Post discord

>>37335114
Post contact info fembot please

>>37335077
Was 3 years ago. I was a virgin then too. Heck, dyed hair is fun. I never felt so qt. It brought out my eyes and complimented my skin tone. Not a single fuck was given

>>37328582
>there's a chance your Ferrari will be defective so you should walk everywhere instead
>/vehiclelet/ master race

>>37335085
chestlets btfo again. somebody must put a stop to this savagery!

>>37335141
All my shit makes me too easy to trace desu and i dont use it. Not had the best experiences with guys from here

>>37335182
better post your butt before someone tracks you down then

>>37335182
can you make a throwaway email desu

>>37335085
Yeah they would. Guys love tits. Perky ones especially. Ive got a lot of abuse over mine. Its kinda a niche desu

>>37335114
>i hear a lot of "not big enough to sag so much"
Have you seen what anons post? When they say that they mean literally past your belly button and/or pedo fags looking for their irl legal loli.

>>37335198
Then it descends to cam whoring. Fucked if i want banned. I'll cheekily post the odd thing but nothing more serious

>>37335214
I-I-I'm not a chestlet, I'm just "niche"

>>37335245
can you be niche and give me some pictures/contact info then?

>>37335182
Don't be these thirsty betas anything they're all probably genelets

>>37335214
Chestlets means no tits dumbfuck. Imageboards are the most accepting of it and you'll still never see it posted even as lolis. Big tits > no tits whether that's pure absence or just flat. The only guys that care that much about sag hate chestlets just as much and only want porn bimbos.

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>tfw no chestlet gf
a-b cups are objectively the best

chestlets pls reply

>>37335245
Im literally the girl who posted big tits. Most guys dont like sag or assymetry but not many will rip on cute and perky

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with having small tits

>>37335306
could u post another pic femanon of you lying down?

>>37335276
Different people like different things
Tbh normie guys just happy to see tits in general. Its online you get pulled apart over every flaw

>>37335306
Make a guerillamail

I'd love to message you

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>>37335330
Sure. These are kinda old because i dont do this much now. But nothings changed in that time except hair

>>37335305
>best
then why are they inferior and self conscious? bigger is better with dicks AND tits. but not assholes or vaginas.

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There are lots of things I don't like about myself, but I try not to envy people too much.

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Yes, I wish I was a chestlet.

>>37335393
What's you cupsize liar

>>37335360
I've literally never taken the bait before, but that's just too hot. Do you have snapchat or something? If you think I'm ugly you can delete me

>>37335365
They think that because society tries to send the message that "bigger is better" when that's just not true.

>>37335306
>but not many will rip on cute and perky

You really haven't seen many guys or people posting it then. Unless you're definition of small is like a d-cup. Having tiny tits being perky is like a skelly saying at least they aren't fat.

>>37335412
well, yeah it is with dicks, and yeah it is with tits. the only other way of thinking is by betas who want to make self-conscious girls with small tits feel more secure in an attempt to earn sex.

>>37335419
>you're

Damn it, esl anon still learning.

>>37335411
Eh im ugly facially and probably kinda boring desu. I dont really bother with online chat because i already have a group of frienda on an anime chatango ive known years.

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>>37335360
Huh
Without (much) jealousy, you got a pretty nice bod

>>37335360
i want to use your boobs as pillows

>>37335434
I mean, at the end of the day it's a preference, and I prefer small boobs. They're nice to hold and don't get all sweaty during sex.

>>37335419
No it isnt. Average preference seems to be for perky b-c's also distinct lack of understanding about boob sizes. Im an ff but a D could be bigger or the same depending on band size

>>37335441
invite me to your group so we can chat about anime and tittycows blue-chan

>>37328355
yes, not as big as the op though.
>giant ass
>tfw men can look at your ass without accountability to you unless you have a good angle in a mirrored window or door.
I'd rather be proportional.

Nah... Mine are pretty cute. I'm a B cup. Why would I want big boobs that sag later in life? On that note, I like any size boobs on a girl as long as they're firm...except flat. That's creepy (see: lolis).

>>37335510
post your giagantor ass immediately

>>37335450
>They're nice to hold

So guys with tiny baby hands are the ones pretending to like chestlets. Makes sense really.

>>37335500
Stop playing victim roastie. Look at every thread on r9k and all the threads on gif and s. It's what guys settle for not what's ideal. Complaining about sagging is negging to bring you down to chestlet level.

>>37335519
B Cup is the best cup! Like super tall guys by any chance ?

>>37335529
hell no eskimo.

>>37335573
then pls fuck off, ty

>>37335360
reverse image search has brought up dozens of results...

>>37335546
Im going by abuse ive had mainly from b. Sure theyre just kids. Im not fishing. I know my tits have generally been unpopular and are kinda ugly. Those are flattering pics anyway.. but give me smoll and cute any day