why are guys so quiet during sex?
because we don't fake it like women do
>>37327940
Conditioning, moaning while jacking off will get us caught.
>>37327940
Because it doesnt really feel that good
>>37327940
I dont even make noise when i fap. Actually i have been catching myself holding my breath lately and i hvae to stop myself and take a moment to breath rofl.
>>37327940
Not every guy is. Sadly.
>>37327965
/thread
not original
>>37327965
why does every retard say this? do you think girls moan as loud as possible every time they masturbate?
>>37327940
qt told me she loved hearing my voice, and kept trying to get me to talk...
mostly bout what my fantasies were.
>>37327984
this, terrible answer
>>37327984
Girls only masturbate when someone watches silly anon. Next thing you'll be saying they actually get aroused and can like sex.
I try to exhale deeply, and make some low guttural noises. It doesn't feel natural to do it so loudly but I can do it softly right into her ear.
And I'm getting pretty good at dirty talk, but I won't go into detail about what I say besides it's a lot of, "So good, every part of you is so good, getting wet for me and squeezing so tight~" with some niche fetish stuff mixed in.
>>37328053
Oooo. That's hot.
>>37327984
girls don't fondle, they are pure.
>>37327940
BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING BUSY AND BUSY FUCKING.
>>37327940
I've never met a woman I'm completely willing to let my guard down around. On some unconscious level I expect any sounds I might make if I were completely unguarded to be used to mock me later, or otherwise control/manipulate the desire I felt for her into some kind of emotional blackmail.
>>37327984
This, bite into a pillow/washcloth or something like every girl ever does.
>>37328053
http://vocaroo.com/
DO IT
>>37328212
pretty much this, once you understand women are evil, you simultaneously understand that they'll use everything against you.
E V E R Y T H I N G
>>37327940
It's a pitty that only a few aren't quiet. It's sexy if they are a bit louder. I think they are a bit busy catching their breath.
Usually concentrating on trying not to cum.
>>37327940
Women don't have to be as focused during sex. A lot of men hate it when they starfish, but women can still get away with it at times. They're not responsible to do much usually. Men are expected to do the doing, thus, are focusing more on technique.
Also, women's sexualities are generally seen as more desirable than men. The idea of catching a woman masturbating is seen as good, hot, wanted. The idea of catching a man masturbating is seen as awkward, something you want to avoid and forget if you saw it. "some guy touching himselff" versus "a girl touching herself." Thus, women more likely feel their moans are desirable, that they want to be heard. Men, however, don't feel inherently desired. Why should they moan? They are gross, they are lucky to have this sexual opportunity, for this women to let him touch her.
>>37328428
>>37328456
>The idea of catching a woman masturbating is seen as good, hot, wanted. The idea of catching a man masturbating is seen as awkward,
Literally only straight men push that message. Why would a straight girl want to find a girl instead of a guy? It's the same reason why whenever anything is sexual in movies and video games it's 99% tits, because men get freaked out if there's ever a man put in a sexual light. It's "gay" and all that.
>>37328456
Yeah but that's only straight dudes. I'm a fag and I'd much rather catch a guy jacking it.
And moaning is way hot too.
>>37327940
Perfect thread for this. Thanks, OP.
I got a running theory on this subject.
So, guys jack off and they can make a bit of noise between that or actual sex.
Girls shlick or have sex and we gotta stifle ourselves somehow or bite shit when it gets intense.
Guys can sit there when getting jacked off just fine but girls involuntarily squirm around our core muscles just move on their own.
Now i'm thinking its just a difference in the levels and intensity of pleasure felt that brings this type of thing about. Sex seems to just feel vastly better for girls than guys. Medical science seems to back this with the increased nerve count and density in female genitalia compared to male genitalia.
Thoughts?
>ywn be loved and embraced so thighly
i hate this picture I HATE IT I HATE IT SO GODDAMN MUCH
>>37328492
>Medical science seems to back this with the increased nerve count and density in female genitalia compared to male genitalia.
yeah, no.
>>37328466
Not so sure about that.
Lived in a coed for a bit so maybe the mindset was different but people would just leave their doors open or do it on the couch and everyone else just went about their business like it was normal. No catcalls or creepy interactions either.
>>37328514
Explain.
Are you refuting the statement or saying there's something wrong with it?
>>37328492
I definitely think female orgasms are way more intense, yeah.
>>37328492
>Sex seems to just feel vastly better for girls than guys.
Biggest bait I've seen in a long time.
>>37328526
Yeah places like that and nudists and Europeans have different cultures. I'm talking about media since almost everything is made in America and this where robots get all their worldviews from.
>>37328492
>just a difference in the levels and intensity of pleasure
I definitely agree with you. Only prostate orgasms bring the same levels of intense pleasure to men which is why I'll never understand why they don't all do it. Men moan like crazy when you play with their prostate
I think it's mostly because that's what most guys are comfortable with. People don't really consider moaning guys hot. Although they are, it's just not something we think or talk about.
I had to learn to let loose, too. Making sounds comes naturally, but I was holding back as a default at first. I would not have had a motive to learn unless I thought my partner would find it hot.
That said, there are some very noisy guys out there.
>>37328541
1.)
external part of clitoris: 8,000 nerve receptors
foreskin/ridged band of pens: 20,000 nerve receptors
2.)
and why would women have more or less receptors than men? would evolutionary purpose would that have,with all the homologous parts in that area?
and you have to ignore all input of guys with cutdick, obviously.
>>37328560
I'm pretty sure the orgasm is different entirely in sensation. It has to be. Guys maybe tense up and only for 10-15 seconds. Girls entire body can involuntarily contract muscles and mash sensitive bits in the vagina together for a 30-120 seconds and sometimes you go to your happy place or just plain blackout.
What i'm more talking about is the actual activity that leads up to that.
Because I'm focusing my best on making you cum while trying not to cum myself.
I'll let out some grunts and guttural breathing for your entertainment when I cum.
>>37328492
Guys need to have a high level of fitness to get those higher tier squirm around orgasms. It mostly has to do with blood flow capability to the penis.
>>37328507
>tfw will never make a girl love you like that
>tfw will never make her that happy
>tfw will never be loved like that either
>>37327940
If I was a normie sexhaver like the rest of you robot poser shitters then maybe I could answer this question
>>37327940
I can't multi-task too busy thrusting
>>37327940
I never saw the point of getting loud when feeling intense pleasure, pain, happiness, or fear.
Seems silly, desu.
>>37328619
Source? Because I'm finding that both genders have the same nerve endings but the whole glans has half the nerve endings as just the clitoris. So it's focused on a much smaller area.
>>37328649
we are two of one soul, my dear brother
>>37328626
Only accurate post in this thread. If a guy is silent, he is trying to not feel pleasure. vocalizing pleasure reinforces it and intensifies it.
>>37328492
>thoughts
Yes
>>37328649
Stop that, you're making me sad.
I wouldn't know since I'm virgin I'm mostly quiet because I hate hearing me or anyone else breathe or make noises that aren't talking. Not to mention masturbation isn't terrible fun. At this point it's just a habit I need to sate otherwise I can't focus.
I think it's because we watch a lot of porn and it's a pet peeve of mine to hear manly grunting. Ruins the cumshot too...
>>37327940
because girls don't give them prostate orgasms
We expected more from it.
>>37328580
>bait
I'm actually being serious its not meant as a putdown or anything.
>>37328619
I admit i was wrong there. I'm reading more up on this as we speak but the real issue seems to be volume. 20,000 for the whole head and foreskin but 8,000 for something as small as the clitoris which increases the sensitivity. However, apparently we have more or less the same amount of nerve endings just by the way the fetus forms and differentiates cells but for some reason female erogenous zones just start off sensitive(inner thighs, breasts, groin area, lower abdominal area, etc) whereas men have the same nerves in those areas but not all start off as sensitive.
Ex:breasts usually feel really good being massaged but guys apparently, according to what i'm reading, require training for sensitivity like that though both can achieve a level that orgasm from nipple stimulation alone is possible. Seem correct?
>>37328802
Not our fault you all have this massive aversion to your assholes being diddled.
lool I moan like a girl usually does and I don't even care. most guys don't moan because of fragile masculinity mostly
>>37328802
This is why the new-males you guys hate so much like it when their gf puts on a strap-on. You guys are missing out on a lot of fun.
>>37328776
>masturbation isn't terrible fun
Is this true? Is masturbation not even good for guys? Fuck I'd kill myself if shlicking didn't feel great.
>>37328885
It's just something to do to pass the time.
>>37328885
He probably deathgripped his sensitivity away i've seen plenty start to squirm and breathe heavy when they get into it.
Female chimps moan during sex to signal to other male chimps that they are in heat. They essentially get gang banged by the whole tribe. Why do female chimps do this? Because male chimps have a bad habit of murdering baby chimps that are not their offspring. To counter this, female chimps evolved a promiscuous sexual strategy so that all the male chimps in the tribe don't know whether her baby is their offspring or not. The catch is, chimps don't pair bond, no male chimps wants to invest in an offspring that has a chance of not being his so it is typical for male chimps to have no role in child reading. I highly suspect that human female sexual moaning is an artifact of this ancient mating strategy.
Men have way more nerve endings in the prostate because God intended for us to realize that it is good to be gay and to liberate ourselves when we have the technology to reproduce without women.
>>37328943
*child rearing fucking autocorrect
>>37328943
>pop evolutionary psychology
pls go and stay go
It's a holdover from when humans regularly had multiple partners. We evolved as a communally sexual species. Everyone fucked everyone, and everyone helped raise the kids. Females make loud sex sounds to attract more partners. Males don't make as much noise in hopes of propagating their own genes.
I think.
>>37327940
>why are guys so quiet during sex?
Men don't make cute noises during sex
Men feel good from sex but want to do their best when pleasuring their mate
Women make cute noises
Women's sounds let men know if they're good or bad at sex
Women's noises turn men on more
If you want men to make noise do some foreplay otherwise men won't
>>37328943
So marriage is basically just the next logical step in the evolutionary weapons race?
>>37328963
You can make egg and sperm cells from either genders bone marrow. Just not sure if its wise to put a defect probe egg into an artificial womb that can also cause defects.
>>37328849
you can diddle my butthole femanon, i love butt cummies
>>37329047
>female
>cumming in your butt
>>37329029
>do foreplay
>he lasts a minute but makes cute noises for me
>don't do foreplay
>he lasts 10 minutes but he's quiet and i get no assurance i'm moving my shit right
You can't fucking win god damn.
>>37328970
You sound like a butthurt feminist that believes biology is oppressive. My explanation is in fact the reason why female chimps moan during sex and I was speculating that the reasons why human females moan during sex too is probably due to similar reasons. What are we only allowed to explain this discrepancy between the sexes, that is also found in other mammals , I'm terms of culture? Don't be a naive faggot.
>>37329047
I'm with the other anon I can't give you the cummies you desire as i lack the proper biology.
>>37329064
women always want too much
I make a little noise
Heavy breathing, light growling, and I sometimes tell them to take it if I feel like it
And I always tell them I love them and that they're mine after I finish in them
>>37329058
no i love coming from my butt anon
>>37329089
just wear a feeldoe u roastie and give me my cummies now
>>37328906
That sounds like it doesn't feel all that great? Don't you just get horny and masturbate because it's freaking fun?
>>37329121
If i just quietly breathed into your ear during you'd probably wonder if you were doing something wrong too. Just because i know realistic limitations exist doesn't mean i can't wish it wasn't so. >>37329168
Eh. Those only really work at the angles chicks bone at. Aiming for the ass either angles it away from nice areas for me, it slips out, or i'm bruising my wall. Theres a reason plain strapons still exist.
>>37329195
I do it to pass the time, as I said.
Most of the time it's just force of habit. I don't find sexual shit all that fun. I always feel like I have better things to be doing.
>>37329230
Yeah I kinda get that, but doesn't you just get overwhelmed by the mood and need to rub one out?
>>37329246
Not really. I just do it out of habit.
>>37329221
this is good to know, me and my gf are about to buy a strap on, can u recommend one femanon that will make her feel good too?
>>37329246
Most guys jerk off before "the mood" sets in. They jerk off too frequently for "the mood" to properly happen and bring them to it, because they already did it when they were bored and saw a sexy picture on r9k and were reminded that they could experience some endolphins via masturbation to temporarily quell the misery of their painful existence. Not even hard before one starts.
>>37328823
>I'm actually being serious its not meant as a putdown or anything.
Not him, but you are right.
When a girl's writhing underneath me, moaning, kissing and biting my neck... and I'm just there like "well this is great and my dick feels nice... but what the fuck am I missing here?"
>>37329277
>>37329292
So it's more about doing it too much?
I shlick a fuckton and it's still amazing every time. I figured it'd be great for guys too, because it's always said men masturbate/are horny so much.
>>37329287
Get one that lets you use whatever dildo you want, usually has a giant ring to hold it in place, then just use her favorite.
Also, buy a good one that sits proper on your groin with straps around the waist and legs. If you buy the underwear style under the asscrack type you can't adjust it as well for you and it'll slip.
I can't speak for every guy here, but I personally fap everytime I start to feel the mood even a little, unless I'm in public and can't get away with it
Since we usually kill these moods in the cradle we aren't as familiar with the debilitating arousal we experience when there is a willing (sometimes unwilling) woman/man/cartoon pony waiting to get fucked good
>>37329330
Maybe its linked to the refractory period or something. They get slightly horny, whack off, moods gone.
We get horny, shlick, get hornier, repeat till satisified and mood passes.
>>37329330
All I know is that I usually only do it when I want to kill around 30 min to an hour. There's not a whole lot more meaning to it.
>>37329374
That might be it yeah. I just figured they'd get horny and then jack off, not jack off regardless and then don't get horny anymore. Seems like the wrong way around kinda.
>>37329404
Alright thanks anon. It just seemed a bit underwhelming the way you put it.
>>37327967
original and tru my friend
>>37327940
It's possible so many men are less vocal because being vocal means being more vulnerable. Our society seems to place great pressure on men to perform and to control women's pleasure in the bedroom. Woman didn't orgasm? Most guys take that as a personal failing. Society tells us men should be muscles-bound fuck machines who can coax orgasm after orgasm out of women.
To vocalize a man's pleasure is to admit his partner is giving him so much pleasure he can't handle it and has to moan (which is something mass media teaches us only women should do, right?) I believe many men see this as an act of submission.
Men also like to retain control (more societal conditioning) and to let oneself go and moan and react is to lose control. I think this is why there are so many stiff-bodied, silent BJs out there. Men are either afraid to react, or have been conditioned not to.
>>37329137
>tell them to take it
>>37329337
i hear great things about the fuze tango though, might pick one up
>>37329565
Works fine if its between chicks though whoever is giving will need to do kegels it'll slip out sometimes otherwise and angles for anal will just make it bruise you or be forced out.
What kind of voices do guys make during sex/masterbation? describe!
>>37329553
I do
sometimes it was the closest I could manage to shout while whispering right in their ear, and other times it was much louder, like a grunt
One ex hated it but that's part of what made it hot for me
Another ex loved it and would only make her wetter
Either way it was very satisfying
>>37327952
>>37327967
This and this.
gfjgjg
>>37329730
I already described my sex noises but sometimes when I fap, I bite the corner of my blanket and whisper the name of the girl I'm thinking of right before I cum
>>37329730
They mostly just grunt and breath heavy but sometimes they'll talk to you in that voice you make when you stretch. Sometimes they'll get weezy.
When the fuck did all these normies invade our fucking board?
Fuck off back to /soc/
>>37329915
>people grew up using board
>userbase matures because of this
>actual invasion happens and its by anti-women types who actually value shut-in lifestyle and being virgins
>hedge out older userbase who also bemoaned virginity and solitude but wanted to change with their preachings about the non-existent virtues of these two things
Wanna know how i know you're a sub 2-year user or cancer?
>>37328466
You're a retard. Men and women's sexualities are completely different, for men it's a lot more visual, which is why you see so many sexy female video game characters. Women care about social status more than looks.
>>37329915
>When the fuck did all these normies invade our fucking board?
About two weeks after it was created, newfag.
I always start breathing heavier as I get closer, grunting and moaning a bit while I finish. I'm also a virgin
>>37330281
that's because you are exerting more physical stress on your body from thrusting harder, which is different from moaning due to intense physical pleasure
>>37329730
Grunting and hissing through my teeth.
Some 'ah's and 'oh's and 'hmm's
I really want to meet a dominant woman so I can play the sub part and tell her
>keep going, harder, touch me
Wouldn't feel appropriate to speak when I'm in charge because I need to listen.
>>37330402
>thinking sub men are allowed to speak or give instructions to their master
>>37330578
I'm sorry, it was a mistake.
>>37330811
There you go doing it again. No headpats tonight.
>>37330841won't let me post a picture without a comment
>>37330841
[discreet unhappy noises]
>>37327940
what's a sex?
>>37330946
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much daddy goes out and pays a hooker for Sexual Intercourse(google it) and the mommy eventually finds out ruining their loving relationship and permanently ruining their relationship with their kids cause all men are the same.
>>37331141
Bingo
This comment is original for two seconds
>>37327940
because boys are taught to shut up and get the job done while women are supposed to be vocal
>>37329064
just ask him to make noises. tell him you love his voice and reward him when he makes noises. a little positive reinforcement goes a long way
>>37327984
What do you expect? We are all virgins and autists that never even kissed a girl
because male sex sounds are cringeworthy
at least in porn
>>37328943
you just described perfectly the nigger family relationships
>>37331881
So are female's though
>>37327952
This.
The women in porn moan loudly so women copy that, thinking the guy really likes it.
It does sound pretty nice.
>>37329730
My ex actually told me to start expressing myself a little better so I started moaning a bit, especially in her ear. At first it was on purpose to turn her on but it became a natural thing and it was kind of embarrasing
pls send help
I can't help myself from grunting and breathing jerkily but that's still more than any girl I've fucked (one in total).
>>37332037
what does she think about it?
>>37331962
It's not (just) that imo. I never had sex but when I masturbate I can't not moan after some time. It just gets overwhelming.
To the people who say girls fake the moan, I don't know about that. The girl I fucked a couple months ago made some very harmonic moans. She sounded like the woman who makes the crying sounds in Oprah that people cry to, idk what their called, but she made beautiful moans more beautiful than what I ever heard in watching porn. And when I went faster and faster the moans would get louder and she would make a real tight "ohhhuuhhhhhhhh!!!!" Sound, so yeah I think she was pretty genuine about that, I don't think a girl, especially her would fake that, that would be weird.
>>37332210
what gets overwhelming about it exactly?
>>37332273
The intensity of the feeling. I just feel a really strong urge to let the energy out kinda. Like, it's a buildup and I can't stop myself from making a sound. It's mostly whimpering/moaning and incoherent, but it kinda makes me feel even better.
>>37328212
>>37328388
Absolutely correct. Every single woman out there wants to "domesticate" you. It's like a game for them, I have seen this in every single one out there, they will always "tease" you to see if you have a thick enough skin. I suspect they do this uncounsciously, it's just natural on them. The moment you lose your cool, act like a pussy or behave like a thin skinned faggot you lose their respect/attraction to you.
>>37332037
Don't do it. She is jewing you into being a little more of a faggot.
>>37331881
>males are always viewed as the gross sex that is allowed intimacy by the grace of the fairer sex
>women are the beautiful sex and anything they have to offer is great
and they wonder why we don't want women
>>37332342
You should record it for us, anon.
>>37332342
>tfw males read this and still think sex is anywhere near as pleasurable for them
>>37332528
Who says that and why does it matter?
>>37332528
Maybe it's exactly the same but we just have more self control than women.
>>37332417
I get anxious even talking about lewd stuff with people, I don't think I could actually post a recording.
That being said check out gonewildaudio on >reddit and Sounds of Pleasure on >tumblr, I get off to audio porn a lot and it's pretty gud.
>>37327940
Because most focus on thrusting their hips.I'm a virgin so this is a mere conjecture
>>37332343
so the lesson is to never lose your cool, act like a pussy or behave like a thin skinned faggot
which always means you will always have the moral high ground when she does it around you at which point you can choose to use it against her or just chide her gently and tell her she shouldn't act immaturely
this isn't rocket science dudes
>>37332619
Well, record yourself anyway and then listen to it. Should be good for a bit of unnecessary horror, listening to your own voice.
>>37332662
I've done it once and thought it sounded really stupid, so I deleted it again.
>>37332619
do you have kik femanon? ill help you relax
>>37332754
Thanks I'm pretty relaxed. The third time today.And gay so I doubt you'd want to talk to me.
>>37332842
ofc i'll still talk to you anon, gay people are cool too
>>37332875
Well alright. Post kik or discord anon.
>>37332088
She used to love it, that's why she asked me to do it in the first place. It's not entirely moaning though, it's a mix of moaning and some grunting.
>tfw no qt gf to to moan into her ear and make her legs tremble in pleasure
>>37332954
You'd moan and grunt a lot harder if you were on the receiving end of a strap on
>>37332842
What kind of porn do you diddle to?
Also, would you be kind to your robot friendos and do platonic cuddling and flashing?
>>37333182
sauce on this video please sir
>>37333182
I don't actually watch a lot of porn, if I do it's amateur stuff, other girls solo and stuff. Mostly I just fantasize about stuff or read erotica. Some BDSM/lesdom. Nothing too crazy. And you, anon?
Cuddling yes, flashing no.
>>37333222
Excellent digits, also I'm not that other guy who asked to contact you but you seem cool so have my Discord, CzigBot#6404
>>37327940
Cute boi here.
You're wrong. Guys are usually loud. They moan as if intense pleasure as I suck them off and let them have sex with me. Your pussy must be broken! Try give them anal, anal is tighter.
>>37327940
In my experience women are quiet too.
>>37332647
>never be vulnerable or soft
>work all the time
>provide everything
>try really hard not to enjoy sex in fact we will cut a piece of it off so you don't enjoy yourself too much
but women have it so much harder>>37332954
>used to
what happened
>>37327940
idki really don't know bloxfjfjfjfjfjk
>>37327940
When men are focused on doing all the work whilst women just lay there like a star fish, it's difficult to enjoy sex. It's just a sexual release for a man. Also women don't like men, who seem vulnerable. And making noise isn't manly
>>37333222
It's such a mix, m8. Lots of porn. Solo stuff, mostly. Don't like seeing dicks in my porn.
Lot of love for 2D, too. Some good comics on /aco/.
I was just wondering what a les would primarily fap to. I suppose it would be a lot of erotica. Women love literotica.
Might've been odd if you fapped to regular straight porn.
>>37333220
Sorry, anon, I don't know. But here's one more.
>>37333452
why do men even have sex senpai
>>37333401
be a man
I know it's difficult but it's the natural order
if you want a girlfriend as an emotional crutch you're doing it wrong
you should only speak emotionally with her about things you've gone through together, like while you were together a family member or pet died
anything from before you need to have fixed before you get into a relationship either by talking to a friend, or going to therapy (never an option for me because no money and no friend so I just learned how to deal with my emotional demons on my own)
This is advice I learned on my own because I didn't have a father figure growing up, only a mentally unhinged single mother
People who have healthy relationships can vouch for everything I've said because they either also had to learn this on their own or were luckier and had an adult teach them it
>>37333220
Looks like Blue is the warmest colour, pretty sure it's a movie.
the fuck you mean im gonna be silent? If that pussy is god tier, im gonna fucking mariah carey high note that shit
>>37333857
better be a porn movie desu
>>37333501
Yeah it's definitely a lot of erotica/smut fanfiction. Also audio recordings, I started listening to that a lot and it's pretty hot desu.
Yeah never shlicked it to straight porn, I don't see how heteros stand it desu. Though apparently some of the most searched for things on porn sites for women is lesbian porn in any case.
>>37333554
There's always going to be fantasy of getting together with some equally wonky-brained girl and both fixing each other together, growing closer as a result and forming some permanent bond.
Reality is shit.
>>37327965
This. Years upon years of silently jacking it have conditioned us for stealth mode.
>>37333972
Then I should've been conditioned towards silently shlicking though and I never manage it.
>>37333950
That's the situation I'm currently in, but we both know any of the problems from our past need to ultimately be fixed alone. All a couple is good for regarding those issues is a bit of comfort which you can obtain yourself anyway and it isn't fair, and actually worthless to waste the time you have together sorting out meaningless (yes emotional shit from your past is actually completely meaningless anon) when you could just enjoy one another's company and strengthen the bond you already share.
>>37327965
/thread
If I get the chance to, I'll start saying some really dumb shit. "Ey, BooBoo! I'm coming in your picnic basket!"
I wanna hear a fembot moan masturbating thinking about what cock is like even though she's never seen one irl.
>>37327940
sauce of the pics? really high grade
I love it when a guy breaths heavily, grunts and moans. Dirty talk is great too. I don't think I've ever been with a completely quiet guy, I would probably think something was wrong.
>>37333938
That's because women just look better and are sexier, so I can see straight women likeing girl-on-girl stuff. Wouldn't audio recordings just be the same as playing the sound from a vid and just not looking at the vid? Or is part of the attraction that there is no visual at all. So you're imagining listening in on your roomate/sister fapping through the door/wall, you sick fuck.
Bet you're always desperate to do .webm-related, aren't you?
Wouldn't mind having a lesbo friend to play vidya and platonically cuddle with, while engaging in gender-insulting banter and admiring hot bitches with.
>>37334034http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C7AHDbF8klIt's a month old and awkward af but here you go anyway.
>>37333554
why would i even want a girlfriend if she won't be nice to me or like me but rather force me to do things i would likely never do and for good reason the pursuit of money is pointless as i already live like a king whatever kind of food i want, the pursuit of power is pointless as powerful people are just those who have sold their souls and values , all the access to any information or entertainment i want and a community of people to help and assist the only problem i have is a deep longing for emotional intimacy and sexual intimacy (i can just jack off but the interpersonal level of sex with another human being makes it all different someone to express long held desires and physical starvation with) and if i can't have either of those things with a woman why exactly would i want one in the first place. the only reason i could ever see myself even wanting a woman is for a family. people always talk about equal rights but when you treat a woman like a human being and want to grow close and intimate with her like a very close friend suddenly you are unattractive and weak. why do i desire these unobtainable things?
>>37334147
fuck off attention whore roastie shit
>>37334147
Is fapping this fucking loud for women? It's like you're slapping a puddle of water with a flyswatter.
Also why did you even make this?
>>37334147
i am a different guy so don't call this guy a hypocrite. despite this being the most erotic thing i have ever heard don't you think it is bad to release this to random strangers.
>>37334132
I think it's different insofar that audio recordings are way more intimate/private to me. I can imagine it's been recorded just for me specifically (and I can imagine the girl looking just the way I want) so that gets me off.
>imagining listening in on your roommate/sister fapping
Don't have to imagine much, the walls are thin. Kinda awkward though.
>>37334194
>It's like you're slapping a puddle of water with a flyswatter.
LUL
>>37334147
holy fuck pls tell me u have kik femanon
>>37334194
>slapping a puddle of water with a flyswatter
Lel
I got really wet towards the end and if you finger yourself fast that's kinda what it's like. And the phone was down there so I guess it sounds extra loud.
I don't know why really. I thought it'd be hot.
>>37334197
I don't think anyone can identify me here.
>>37334262
it isn't that it is like don't you feel bad for just letting random strangers hear you masturabate. i mean sure you are a girl so you are desirable but if i were to do something like that i would be ashamed of myself and everyone would think i was creepy
>>37334262
woo wee I don't know what your phone has been through, but it should probably eat these
>>37334197
>it is bad to release this to random strangers.
This. It's dangerous. The voice could be used to access your bank account.
>>37334298
it isn't that it is just isn't it morally wrong to jerk off for strangers
>>37334291
No, it kinda gets me hot. I'm shy and awkward IRL but the thought of anons finding my voice hot gets me off. Exhibitionism I guess.
>>37334294
>bowl of eggs
Were you the weird one?
>>37334321
that was my first post in the thread!
I'm sorry for being weird!
>>37334321
i guess it is good to know women have sex drives too. if people wanted to hear me jerk off i would be tempted to do it too but i never would it just seems wrong to me
>>37334348
If a girl wanted to hear me jerk off she'd get a 1 minute silent vocaroo with some slight exhaling at the end.
>>37334369
>If a girl wanted to hear me jerk off she'd get a 1 minute silent vocaroo with some slight exhaling at the end.
do you guys really not my noise when you jerk off. i do all the time plus only one minute how do you even do that. it takes me atleast a half an hour on average
>>37334348
That's fair anon, I can see how it'd be weird to some/most people. I just enjoy the fantasy I suppose, making anons hot or being desired. I realize that's slutty af but it gets me off, so whatever.
>>37334369
Do all guys seriously just stay quiet? Like you don't even feel the need to be vocal at all?
>>37334406
penile stimulation really doesnt feel very good
>>37333995
no disciplin weakling get off my board, faggot
>>37328466
because the idea of guys jacking off is GROSS.
FUCK OFF FAGGOOOOOOOTSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>37333401
>11 month relationship
>she was a very depressed neet at the beginning
>support and protect her
>she becomes a useful member of the society and starts being happy
>fought over a really small thing
>didn't talk to me for a week
>started talking again, she felt "awkward"
>3 weeks of barely talking/ghosting
>she eventually stopped feeling things for me
>broke up over internet giving 0 fucks
>>37334398
Because we're not all mouth breathing weirdos like you
>>37334436
Why do guys masturbate (relatively) often then? I mean if it's so underwhelming. Also have you/anyone here tried anal stuff? That's supposed to be much closer to female orgasms right?
>>37334436
Maybe you're not stimulating the right parts.
>>37334398
Just jerk it hard to good material and I'm done in 1-2 minutes.
>>37334406
Why wouldn't I be quiet? My parents are sleeping nextdoors. I fap every hour if I have nothing to do. I can't afford to make noise.
>>37334406
i make noise when i do but i hate myself for it because it is stupid and unattractive for a man to show even the least bit of enjoyment. men are not objects of desire in sex but rather providers. also i don't know what >>37334436
is talking about
>He doesn't gasp and moan while masturbating or having sex
step it up anons
>>37334494
I wouldn't call it underwhelming, but it's kinda like scratching an itch. You just need to get it over with a lot of the time.
>>37334507
I understand the need to be quiet, but not how it can be so easy, I guess? I have two sisters and usually need to be quiet about it too but that means moaning into my pillow because I can't hold it back.
>>37334519
I don't know anon, sex sounds are hot desu.
>>37334543
I only really feel pleasure when I come. Not like girls where you moan and gasp each time you touch your clit or go inside. For guys it's one moment of enjoyment and then it's over.
>>37334494
yes anal stuff is so much more intense in both feeling and orgasm its insane, >>37334436 this anon gets it
>>37334568
>I only really feel pleasure when I come.
Were you cut?
>>37327940
I know I'm definitely not quiet.
All the feelings involved with sex usually get me pretty excited and have me moaning quite a bit. Plus the physical pleasure, holding one another close and feeling your bodies come together just makes it all really passionate if it's with someone you love a hell of a lot.
Although the last time I had sex was two years ago (also happened to be the day I lost my virginity.) I remember we we both moaning one anothers names, holding each other close, kissing alot and were looking in eachother's eyes (Although it was kind of hard for her to keep her eyes on me because they kept rolling into the back of her head.)
Guys who are quiet during sex are subtly gay I'd guess.
>>37327940
sex?
what sex?
I'm virgin
and never had a gf
wtf
tfw
>>37334485
>girl jerks off in a thread and makes lots of noise
>everyone loves it
>i also have sexual desires and practices
>everyone laughs or says something is wrong with me
where is the fun part of being a man again.
>>37334568
Okay, fair enough. Yeah for me it's really the whole ride, the first touch of my clit, first penetrating myself of a session, feeling my walls clench on my fingers etc, everything up to and including the orgasm is just amazing.
>>37334587
Nope. But jerking is just not really enjoyable. Maybe I deathgripped myself too hard. I jerk it through my underwear and pants all the time and squeeze really hard.
>>37334608
Fuck.. I-I'm getting hard and I just finished
>>37334568
>implying
I actually enjoy making the other girlor guysquirm than the actual orgasm.
>tfw multiple orgasms
>>37334568
i feel pleasure the whole time, last like 30 minutes make lots of noise and hate ejaculating cause things stop feeling good. is something wrong with me guys should i talk to my doctor.
How can you be quiet while masturbating is the better question, I have to hold back my moans generally.
The feeling of all that semen rushing up and wanting to spurt, of all that pent up cum in your balls desperately needing out, it feels way too good to enjoy it in silence!
>>37334608
Not that anon but I'm a guy and only the orgasm and the first 30 seconds before the nut feels good to me
>>37334654
You're talking about sex. I'm talking about jerking. Sure if a girl was licking my dickhead I would twitch and moan too I'm sure. But I just got my hand and violent jerking.
>>37334634
I'm pretty sure most of this thread is shlicking/fapping or at least has been.
>>37334657
>>37334659
That seems more like it should be.
Another question, if you edge does that feel good? Or just annoying because you want to come much more urgently?
>>37334634
>I jerk it through my underwear and pants all the time and squeeze really hard.
That's not good for your penis. Maybe you should try a new masturbation technique.
A lot of the nerve endings in the penis are actually fine touch receptors (especially in the foreskin) and don't need heavy pressure to get triggered--in fact, doing so triggers high-threshold nerve endings that can drown out finer sensations.
>>37334703
it feels really good. are women really cold and don't like love or vulnerability from men?
>>37334747
Of course women like love. Sure, some will be cold/cunts but the average woman wants to love and be loved.
>>37334746
I'm pretty sure I FUBARd my dick already. I cum pathetic amounts and I usually squeeze my dick so nothing comes out so I don't have to clean it. I'm probably infertile or some shit or will only dribble tiny amounts.
>>37334747
They can only love a father figure. So you need to match that. A father figure can't show fear or weakness. You must have no emotions and you must exist to take care of her. You can be physically abusive, as long as you do continue to pay for things and keep her fed and looked after.
When a girls actual father shows fear/weakness, she immediately loses respect for him and starts looking for other father figures and inevitably becomes a slut.
>>37334841
idk man that doesnt sound right
>>37334841
is this really true? that is really sad. i get wanting a strong man of course but does it really just end with the signs of humanity. haven't the strongest men also been the most human and vulnerable at times. i am a really sensitive guy (which doesn't mean weak) so this could be a problem
>>37334785
Jesus Christ, man. You are abusing the fuck out of your poor penis.
You should leave it alone a while and then try to find some less violent way to masturbate (and not squeeze the shaft to stop ejaculations; that would put needless pressure on your erectile tissue).
I heard of a technique some guys use where they squeeze their foreskins shut to contain the ejaculation. This seems much safer than squeezing the shaft.
It'd only work if your foreskin were long enough to be able to cover your head while you were hard though.
If I were you I would leave my penis alone and give it a few weeks to heal and then try masturbating less violently. You only get one dick, man. Maybe it can be saved.
>>37334904
There are girls out there who aren't like that. I would never be intimate with a woman who wanted me to be a soulless blob of meat. The thought makes me sick.
>>37334976
Dude I already fapped 6 times today. I have an insane sexdrive and nofap is not an option or I will go insane.
>>37329730
Imma need some sauce on that pick so I can show you how loud men can get
>>37335015
What the fuck. Bro this has got to stop....can't you do something else to take your mind off masturbation/sex?
How did you even start doing this? It can't have always been this way.
>>37335015
i have a pretty strong sex drive too (not six times a day strong more like twice a day strong) try something like exercise
>>37335067
Even if I distract myself, any moment of silence or boredom and my mind wanders to sex and I jack it again. Even reading this thread I fapped 3 times.
>>37335106
Nothing helps. If I exercise and catch a breather I think about fucking a girl and I have to jerk it again.
>>37335015
You can do it anon, I fap two to three times a day minimum and made it to a week once~ The orgasm was so intense, it was really a struggle to keep from ejaculating within a few minutes of slow fapping.
>>37329730
I lightly gasp and moan a lot, growing in volume as the stimulation and sensation builds and builds, generally tend to try and hold back from orgasming for a bit to appreciate the feeling of the cum welling up and wanting to burst.
>>37335015
Sorta similar, I used to basically shlick all day when I was off meds. Try doing sports until you're completely exhausted, it'll take your mind off it and you'll still feel good. Even just going running or something.
>>37335106
>i have a pretty strong sex drive too
Is it just for chad?
>>37335192
i am a man dude. i was giving advice for another man
>>37335171
>>37335180
I don't really wanna go off r9k becauseI have to find my fembot gf
>>37327940
Because, silly girl, he's just satisfying his biological needs, no need to open up to you emotionally beyond his superficial charm.
>>37334194
If you're really into it? Oh yeah but that sounds like the mic was just close.
You should hear the fujo's discord during power hour.
Its like guy fapping though. The closer to the source that much louder it gets but outside that room its essentially silent.
>>37335680
Yeah I just had my phone right down there because I thought otherwise maybe you couldn't hear, I didn't really intend for it to come out so loud.
>fujo discord
That's a thing?
>>37334147
>tfw it's not loading for me
>>37335680
>You should hear the fujo's discord during power hour.
How does a guy enter this discord.
>>37335812
It very much is.
>>37335865
You don't, sadly. My understanding is it comes down to people going "u wan some fuc" or "ayy bby" when everyones just sharing links or chatting in the various rooms.
>>37327965
This.
Niggerbot away with yourself.
>>37334147
We gonna need another one femanons all for science though of course since this one seems to be down
I've actually been asked not to hold in my noises when I'm having sex. Still can't let it 100% go out because a bit of embarrassment, but I'm getting more comfortable as time goes on.
>>37336517
>will never have a guy making jap schoolgirl-tier HEE HEEE HEEEEEE! Style moans during
Why even live.
>>37335555
if i open up to a girl will they like it or hate it
>>37336882
they will say they like but starting look for chad.
but srsly, depends on what you do and who you do it to
>>37336882
Different anon.
Depends. I wouldn't mind it but then again i like more feminine men.
?>>37337344
>can't open up to your partner in fear that she will leave you
why do women make for such awful partners?
>245 posts
>87 posters
No wonder this shit ass thread has stayed alive, WEW
>>37337485
Women are a meme. Can't wait for artificial wombs, women will truly be over. Then we'll have beautiful, perfect world, full of men with gynoids or loving each other.
>>37327940
No one wants to hear a guy moaning his ass off during sex.
> tfw there's an abundance of women making vocal porn
> very little made by men
> even less made by men who aren't pajeets
> none that doesn't involve weird breathing into the fucking mic
> absolutely none with my fetish
Why can't men all be sexy? All I want is some dude to narrate some sexy tit groping or hucow shit.
>>37327984
>girls
>masturbate
You've been rused into the meme of """female sexuality""" anon
>>37337781
i'll do it for you just gimme your kik u tittycow
>>37337854
I don't have kik because I am neither a teenager or a black person.
>>37337976
It's just us here, you can say nigger.
>>37337976
not him, do you have skype?
Well I dunno about you guys but I'm told that I'm actually pretty loud during sex. My ex girlfriend has told me I need to stop making a sound I make like an animal growl for other girls
>>37337485
B-but i'm a woman and i just said I wouldn't hate it...
>>37338084
I have zero intention of having a correspondence with anyone. I just want porn online.
> back to shicking to Jasmine James' hucow vids again.
>>37327940
Because they are unfeeling monsters.
None of the guys I've been with are quiet when they're with me.
Its your fault. Your cunt is broken. Take it in the ass like us good boys, if you can even handle real sex,
Guys make a lot of noise when with me, they love the gay sex we're having. And that I give waaaay better head than any girl.
>>37337976
kek, I'm both of those things. But I don't use kik anymore.
I bet I could make all your one-itis bf's lick my ass with more passion than has ever been seen in cunniglinus.
Every straight guy wants a good femboy. We're rarer than even the hottest girls. Recently they have really started getting their eyes up for us, you wouldn't belive. I think your days are spoken.
Girls are not even special anymore.
>>37338478
> trannies and faggots desperately beg for the attention of straight men
> resort to sexual degradation to do so
Sad!
>>37329730
depends on how turned on i am. the more turned on the more noises.
>>37338528
>mentally ill fags do degrading, embarrassing stuff for sexual gratification
I'm shocked
>>37338478
post pics then femboy
let's see if your hotter than my gf
The gay shills are out in full force today I see
>>37327952
I tried having sex with a girl with my parents sleeping down the hallway, I literally had to muffle her the whole time so she would shut up.... It didn't work.
I ended up ejaculating really fast which was embarrassing but at least I didn't wake up my parents. I have a 7' dick so I postulate that once you reach a certain dick size women have a harder time shutting up.
We were both drunk AF, but I told her multiple times that we had to be quiet lol.
>>37339879
I was fucking my ex at her grandparents house and I had to hold her face into a pillow to muffle her
My other ex was so loud it pissed off my roommate so much they'd throw stuff at the wall between our rooms
>>37339770
They're not. Operation roastietoastie or whatever is floundering at the gate cause we're not going away so they switched tact to trap shilling cause at least they're still male or something.
>>37327940
>tfw grunt like a horrible beast
she never complains so i just keep doing it