>cum on chest
>rub into skin
>take shit
>dont wipe ass
>jack off again
>this time I finish in my mouth
>pee in kitchen sink since no one is around
Family's gone in Seattle for the entire weekend, so I'm living it up.
subhuman, much?
you should try to migrate to africa or the middle east
I get pissing in the sink, since piss is sterile anyway and there is no sense touching the poopoo pot when all you gotta do is pee. That other stuff is gross though.
>>37323393
Even the sandniggers use bidets, holy fuck
I say OP should let loose in the nearest jungle
>>37323457
I don't think sandniggercaves include bidets
>>37323523
Bidets are a French invention, and France is an Islamic African country. Checkmate, Atheists.
>>37323373
YOU DISGUSTING MONKEY
O AH AHA HAHAH
>>37323540
there may be africans but I wrote about >africa or the middle east
france is european
>>37323373
Why are you acting like this isn't just the same shit you do every day?
>>37323573
>france is european
I piss in my sink too
>>37323587
no matther who poulates french, it is on the european continent, dumb ameritard
>>37323604
intended to say france
well whatever
>>37323604
Sorry, Mohammad. I didn't mean to trigger you.
>>37323604
I am currently in Marseille and it feels like Nigeria with a small population of white immigrants
>>37323621
I'm not triggered. I'm just impressed about the low quality of american eduaction.
>>37323636
I'm not impressed myself, you are exactly like every other retarded Ahmed.
>>37323649
Achmeds are retarded subhumans anyways. But you ameritards seem to be on a similar level. Shameful and disgusting.
>>37323636
We know France is in Europe, retard. It's a joke. We say "France is a middle eastern country" because it is full of refugees and Muslims who are constantly murdering the French
>>37323697
And raping, dont forget about the raping
>>37323697
Duh, I know that.
But if you use jokes like that, you should try to use your brain and only use them if they are opportun. You will look dumb and are a disgrace if you don't.