Anon, it's freakin' summer, why are you staying

I go out...at night

Elsa Jean has looks but that's it. She's a dead fish in bed and can't even moan or pretend to like it.

I'm covered in acne and make people uncomfortable.

>>37320263
If you've ever had sex you'd know this is over 90% of women. They have no idea how to please a man.

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>>37318993
cuz i don't have friends okay

But its spring you dumb whore, summer only begins on June 21st

>>37320263
>>37320285
I'm a virgin but this never made sense to me. It's automatically got to be like 500x better than my hand right? What's to complain about..

>>37318993
What are you talking about? I go to the gym on a regular basis.

>>37320318
The 6 times I've had sex it was displeasing. I always have to finish myself off

>>37320263
>has looks
>face like a 50 year old crack whore

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>>37318993
One day she'll bow to the BWC.

>>37320298
Basically this, the only "friends" I have are online through mmos and discord, there's no reason to really go outside

>>37318993
Why does she only look good in blacked.com videos? Are they just that good?

>>37318993
It's winter in my part of the world.
And I've got a cold.

>>37318993
go away butt chin pls

>>37318993
What a fucking pig face.

>>37320318
They generally have no idea how to do foreplay, for starters. I've never been with a girl who actually knew how to, for example, jack me off. Nor were they willing to learn. Mostly they just want to sit back and let you work on them. Yeah it might be better than your hand in a vacuum but when you consider the cost/effort that goes towards getting laid it's probably a better idea to just boot up the hentai.

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>>37320279
this
originalorioni

>>37320318
>>37320573
sex is not all that,and to some it about having sex with the most people, like getting pokemon cards in your childhood to show off your friends after awhile you become hollow about it

where is a robot without friends who isnt legally allowed to drink supposed to go??

>>37320263
I like how her pussy grips

Is she a natural blonde?

>>37320285
I have had sex. All I'm saying is that she doesn't put any effort into her scenes, unlike Gianna Michaels or Abella Anderson. Those girls can actually act like they're into it and put in some moves of their own.

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If there are people that know you exist and a situation like this is conceivable, you need to get off my board.

>>37323392
Rick's comment never fails to make me laugh. For a grandma, she sure has some nice titties.

1: I hate hot weather
2: I have only one friend and she also hates hot weather
3:I don't know what i'd do outside
4:I make people uncomfortable

>>37320620
she might have more scenes fucking white guys than blacks...

>>37320699
>>37320726
>>37320656

>tfw no qt pornslut coalburner gf to go on vacation with and make pov porn with

http://sexix.net/video78277-virtual-vacation-hawaii-7-7-atkgirlfriends-elsa-jean-hawaii-7-7-1080p-mp4/

>>37324421
i think the dude who makes these has a footfetish, every one the girl's tiny feet foreplay on his cock through his jeans, many of them he gets footjob, this one she jerked him off onto her feet after fucking.

>>37324421
even tho she's tiny she's got some stretchmarks on her bum!

Been working out for a year and a few months. Might hit the beach on my day off work, that or i might go get laid or both.

>>37318993
Because I'm a student and learn 4 hours a day.

>>37318993
What, are you crazy? It's cold as fuck outside.

>>37318993
Summer is the normie time of the year.

>>37320002
Yeah, this.

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>he doesn't partake jn /comfy/ nightdrives

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>not walking through the forest
>being a pathetic city cuck
I SERIOUSLY hope you guys don't do this