Hey fembots I'm just about to achieve release, can you please

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Okay, sweetheart. Here's a picture of me from the time I went on a vacation to the UK that I like.

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Happy to oblige. Origano

>tfw you have massive tits but are too shy to post them

>>37318136
just post them I'm literally about to burst. No one will know its you

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lmk if you want more anon :3c

>>37318009
>dyed hair
No one will ever take you seriously, as they shouldn't.

>>37318202
yeah mor eplease I'm just about to the point of no return post it quick

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>>37317621
>tfw chestlet

no one will ever release to me

>>37318252
Not with that attitude they won't.

>>37318252
How small are you?
Oregano

>>37318202
>peak of underboob
Probably hotter than actual boob, anon.

But do post actual boob if that's part of a set with more nudity.

>>37318252

I love chestlets, please show : )

>>37318208
>/r9k/ poster telling others they shouldn't be taken seriously

wew lad

>>37318208
The didnt need to I was in uni and it would never have mattered for any job i wanted. Still wouldnt, but allow me some youthful fun. I'm older now and i cant say liking my hair in turquoise defined me as a person

>>37318252
I only let chestlets empty my balls, don't feel bad.

>>37318423
are you old? will you be my oneechan gf?

>>37318423
Also kek posted my tits online. I can't pretend to really give a fuck if people are judging my worth on such a silly thing.

>>37318423
You seem qt can I gf you?

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>>37318202
MOAR
MOAR PLS

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>>37318231
>>37318387
hair is a bit longer and darker now but my pixie cut was p cute

>>37318436
Not really no. But I'll say older than the average poster if they are as young as they act. I cant stop coming here though. Its a long time habit of desperation

>>37318252
You know that's not true. Flash those tots anon

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i got a reduction but here are my old ones

>>37318463
Hot. Single?

>>37318456
Im pretty awful i will admit. By robot standards at least.

>>37318476
Can I be your young, tall, confident, big dicked bf then?

>>37318490
>getting a reduction
I don't understand why people would insult creation like that.

>>37318490
Can we see post redux?

>>37318498
With a body like that, you must have some severe mental illness. What would happen if we dated?

>>37318515
horrible back pain. it's not complicated

>>37318423
>some youthful fun
I know what that really means.

Utterly revolting.

>>37318490
why not the new ones?

>>37318539
Then strengthen the back. Maybe get a back-brace or wear one of those lifter's belts all the time. Mutilating surgery is such overkill.

>>37318510
Not that anyone would believe me but those traits are nothing to go on. Only dudes ive liked have been average/below average/chubby/fat but they had other qualities like being kind to me. Im a sucker for it bc most guys in my life have been bullies. Meh

>>37318539
>Could do a little bit of exercise or dieting and have a great body
>Too fucking lazy and had an easy way out

>>37318542
It means i liked the colours and wanted to do it while i was free to. It also really suited my skin tone and eyes. I felt almost qt. Was literally a virgin in that picture. K tho.

>>37318573
I know the stats don't mean anything, but it's hard to prove anything else and I'm not super concerned if you want to date me.

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>Get linked to this thread by dumb injun thread
>It's just some fat kik posting nasty tits

>>37318492
nope
>>37318588
when your boobs get to a certain size (32G here!) no back brace or amount of exercise can save you.

>>37318463
I could certainly cum on those tits, definitely.

You know, after getting to know her, hanging out, sharing hobbies/interests. Dating for a bit and getting some feelings for her. If that path is possible and not interrupted by some personality conflict.

>>37318529
>>37318557
i'm pretty self-conscious about those. i don't give a shit what you all say about >>37318490
though (not even that I'm fat. big tits made it hard to exercise and now I'm thinner)

>>37318619
Of course you arent. But its not a realistic prospect for either. Its just words on 4chan. I never know quite how to respond

>>37318636
I was just genuinely curious why you went with the old pic, why are you self conscious with them? scars?

also be my gf and stuff since I got a (you)

>>37318498
How awful exactly fat kike?

>>37318636
I guess I can imagine it.
Did nipple size change? Placement of nipple? Like higher up?
Are you a c cup now?
if you say yes to 2 or more I will beg you to post until this thread dies

>>37318697
same reason someone might be self-conscious about any body part i suppose. i wasn't posting my tits before the reduction because negative comments would've made me feel really shitty, and it's no different now

>>37318636
Can you post what they look like now ex-cowtit anon?

>>37318726
Not a virgin and a 3/10. Do i look fat

>>37318490
Should've donated them to >>37318252.

>>37318655
If you're under 25 and not obese, drop a contact and we can be a couple.

>>37318769
lol not really, more like thicc. I'm not him tho

>>37318769
If you're older than 25 I'll date you

>>37318788
True love blooms.

>>37318806
Im 25. Im not rlly looking
>>37318801
I'd say average chubby. Never quite got what thicc is exactly

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>>37318490
i know most girls don't really like getting titfucked because you don't get much out of it but uh... please tell me those things didn't die virgins

>>37318876
>teases everyone with tits
>won't date anyone itt
One of these days a fembot WILL be mine.

>>37318876
Pretty much means thick in the right places. Nice tits, wide hips, thick ass, slim-ish waist (not exactly necessary tho) etc. You look like you have a nice thicc body femanon.

>>37318009
Rae? That isn't you, is it?

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>>37318876
Thicc is hard to describe.

It's like a religion with many, many different interpretations and sects. And also with it's fair share of insane fanatics.

>>37318910
Beggars can't be choosers, but do you want a girl who would expose herself online? Whose nude pics are online and saved on many hdds, regularly being used as fap material?
Even if it's a favour for lonely lads, it doesn't stay that way.

>>37318910
I was feeling generous. Honestly you're not missing out. I dont feel like I reach robot standards. Mostly I get ripped apart on here and in my low self esteem get a bit upset and triggered. But I mean. Im a nice enough person rlly.

>>37318959
What do I care about what other guys do? If she's with me people can ogle all they want.

>>37318981
Are you a good wingman?

>>37318959
Not who you responded to but frankly I couldnt really care about what someone did before me as a single person. If they no longer did it, if it didnt affect how things were for us.
Just one reason I'm not even a virgin.

>>37318981
Lemme guess, you're the 'they're only asking me out as a joke' or 'I'll never be good enough for any guy' type person? Get over yourself, half of this board would do anything for you.

>>37319015
No I'm too scared of social contact

>>37318981
I know we probably aren't much of the same since I'm normie-ish, but I don't really fit in either. It's not like it really matters much anyway.

>>37318566
>>37318588
i actually asked my doctor these same questions and did a lot of research. it wasn't a small decision. everything i found and heard suggested that a reduction was the best choice both for my general health and longterm happiness

>>37318736
nipples much smaller and about in the middle of the boob now., still a bit bigger than a C thoguh

>>37318892
hah, they lost their virginity before i did. it was either get titfucked or give the guy a blowjob and i chose the former. it took him a really long time but wasn't unpleasant

>>37319017
Lmao i have certainly been movkingly asked out. Fairly recently by teenage boys at work, but thats just one cruel thing guys do. Youre such a joke they can't even see you as a human capable or deserving of romantic shit. Even ugly guys joined in back in high school to impress chads. Im away from all that now but im also uglier and more awkward. You should know you years of bullying and being run down affects you socially. Male or female

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titanz

>>37319085
Mockingly. I can't phone post this early.
But seriously this board thinks im disgusting in general so don't kid yourself

>>37318463
You're hot as fuck. Post more, I wanna cum on your pics.

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>>37319096
gookboobs

>>37319096
Has anyone ever told you that your tits look like mangoes?

>>37319033
Damn. I need a female wingman in my life. Help me recognise signs, set me up with girls, smack me in the head when I sperg. That sort of thing.
Flashing me, every so often, would be a nice perk, too. Not essential, though.

>>37319076
>either titfuck or dicksuck
Why would it have been either/or?

Were you getting raped or something?

>>37319144
Yeah I can barely function socially with girls aside from ones I know. I'd swear I was autistic if I wasnt so empathetic and intuitive to feelings. Standard anxiety i guess

>>37319163
fooling around with my boyfriend freshman year of college. we sort of decided that he'd eat me out and i'd suck his dick. he had briefly tried titfucking earlier and when it came time to go down on him I not so subtly implied that i'd rather he do that instead. (i had given blowjobs before, just wasn't in the mood)

>>37319185
Plenty of brobots would know a deeper version of that feel. If there were no risk of obsession, then pairing up for practice could help a lot of lads.

>>37319470
Im not a virgin (he was robot tho) ive camwhored, i used to dye my hair and have a tattoo. All things I'd be judged harshly for. But im loyal, honest and mostly fucking lonely. But i dont think i could ever enter into a thing with anyone on here again. Not with those expevtations. Its best to develop relationships naturally and not out of desperation..

If you can

>dreaming
>talk to an average girl
>feel really happy
>realize it isnt real and i will never get a gf and even if i did i more than likely would get cheated on or they would leave me since i like to discuss current events too much.
>And even after all of that she has the posibility of being killed everyday leaving me more broken than ever before.
I honestly dont care if girls use this board. At the very least i can maybe get some understanding from you but I have been told by a few women in my life that they dont know what they want and no woman does, but i will ask any way. Do girls have dreams like the one i described where they talk to a guy but wake up depressed?
Also general question but why is it that my dreams tend to have extreamly sexual backgrounds? Im talking going to the grocery store and every thing is normal except every other person is a girl wearing a sexy outfit of sorts.

>>37319597
I meant practice chatting and shit to deal with that shared anxiety. Get better at socialising.

>>37319646
Dunnoi dont dream but in times of loneliness i did a very robot thing of pretending to be cuddling in bed with my crushes, what we would say. Worst thing is none were even chads..they may not have been totally unattainable if i had social skills or any faith in my self at all. Idk idk

>>37319659
Ah. Well, ive had a group of anime chat room friends for years now. They never really stopped the real life loneliness or helped desu. But i do get nervy as fuck about talking online to new people so its always tailed off

>>37319135
>>37318892
this combination is about to kill my nofap, you assholes

>>37319729
Didn't camwhoring help with the nerves? Surely exposing yourself online to strangers would have broke any sort of phobia or anxiety.

>>37319685
Thanks for the reply. If you are average at best you should have no issue making the first move, it may catch them off guard but it shows you are independent in a way. Though I have been approached by only one woman it was a very shitty experience. I will green text it
>senior year of hs
>be drum line nth bass
>we had just got back from a competition
>Getting shit out of the buss
>someone slaps my butt
>look back and see a black chick
>confront her instantly and tell her she shouldnt do that and uf she did it again there would be hell to pay.
>next monday she followed me out of band class saying she was my gf and i kept telling her she wasnt
>was an overall shitty experience for me
Inb4 dude you had it
She fucking smoked weed and tried this im anons gf! Shit on about 4 guys and I was still the last choice for her.

>>37319848
Its a whole other thing. It got addictive. A quick rush for the self esteem before feeling shit about the abuse also. Itsreally at odds with my real life personality where im pretty freaked out by sex in general and wears a baggy tshirt to the beach.

I mean that shit doesnt help anything. Especially in real life but it killed some long late night hours i guesd

>>37319901
Kind of horniness addiction? When you get going it winds up being all you can think of and you're driven towards doing it.
I got that way about traps, for a bit. Managed to break the addiction eventually. Never extended into real life, though.

REMINDER
If somehow any of you are real females and you posted your real breasts
You're sluts.
You're sluts on a board almost dedicates to the hatred of sluts like you. You're partly why suicide rate among men is so high. Kill yourself.

>>37318566
>get a back brace or constantly wear a weightlifting belt, alternatively permanently deformed spine
>surgery is such overkill
mate my wife's got this problem and she's elected not to go with the surgery but there's a fuckin limit, not every woman has it that easy
rockin tits tho

>>37318252
>release to me
people WILL fall for this bait