I just wanna lose my virginity, what's the cheapest way?

Massage parlors the way to go you get a nice massage out of it to so who cares if the sex sucks.

Nice almost trips bro

Well, if you can work with condoms, any girl from Backpage will do. Backpage is trash though. Lots of fake pics, pimps, and muggings.

Massage Parlors are even cheaper if you just want a HJ.

Personally I didn't consider my vcard lost until I got BBFS+CIP (bareback full service, cum in pussy). But it is taboo to talk about in the escort community, so you have to do your research and have enough game to bring it up without alienating the girls.

>>37317681
>Massage Parlors are even cheaper if you just want a HJ.

No, I want the whole experience. Is it still as good/better/worst than an escort/hooker

I lost mine at a massage parlor. No regrets.

Do some research first. Clean yourself up, dress decently, and take a shower beforehand (even though they're going to give you a table shower). Have the house fee and "tip" ready without them having to ask you. Assuming you're not old or gross, you'll be treated like a king, and pay less for a great first experience.

Also, for the record, most off the radar AMPs don't allow black customers. It's a cultural thing.

>>37317714
Whats the closest big city to you, anon?

If you want a really good experience, you'll need to pony up more bucks and see a professional escort. If you just want to fuck, you can get that cheap.

Sometimes you get lucky on backpage but its really unreliable.

Also try these experiments to see if you'll function when condoms are involved:
Can you get hard without touching your dick? Literally no touching- no rubbing against shit, etc.

Once you're hard, if you stop fapping/touching, how long do you stay hard?

Do you fap to highly fetishized porn or can any normie porn do the trick for you?

>>37317681
>barebacking a sex worker
it's taboo for a fucking reason, anyone offering a service like that is most likely a heroin addict or riddled with STDs

>>37317847
Alright I'm not familiar with the escort scene in the area, but I'd think prospects are good since lots of pornstars will be in the area. I suspect rates will be higher as well.

Find your local review board (The Erotic Review is popular nationwide, if nothing else) and do your research. Since you're in a high pop area it will be easy to find the experience you want.

>>37317869
Nah, don't fall for the streetwalker meme. Lots of escorts are actually stable individuals who get regularly tested (as do the Johns).

Really, the transmission rates for shit while bareback may be 2-3x higher than uncovered oral, but like 85% of girls do uncovered oral and like 1% do BBFS. There is little logic to it.

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I want to just lose my virginity too but the idea that I could somehow meet up with a woman and have sex sounds absurd and completely unrealistic considering I can't hold a conversation without having an aneurysm.
Also prostitution is illegal here and I don't have any friends to know how to find a whore.

>>37317951
You could always try craigslist...
Not saying it would work but you could try.

>>37317556
I didn't lose mine, but I got a hotel maid to give me head when my family and I visited the Dominican Republic like a decade ago when I was 13. Brought along $20 for that express purpose and it worked. If I ever freak out about losing my v-card, I'll probably do the same thing and take a vacation in the Caribbean or Brazil

>>37317982
Just a few trannies and not even near me.

Escort and hooker are synonymous terms in my country. Escort is just more polite term. Also girls on backpage in my country seem to do BBJ (condomless oral) but I've only seen 2 of them so far.

Yeah go for it, I love hookers now. Things I've learned so far is that half an hour really means one 'pop' (ejaculation). One hour will get you two pops. They don't put you on a timer. Always haggle too, unless they specify not to in the ad. They will usually do it for cheaper than what they initially say.

I've only fucked black whores so far, but from what I hear they are cheaper. Better for me because I have jungle fever.

>>37318004
Wait what!? They do that there? Was she attractive? Please greentext!

>>37317951
Are you in the US?
Its really not a big deal. Don't see streetwalkers, of course. Backpage is trash but most girls are DTF. The drawback is that a fraction of them are fakes and you might get mugged by Tyrone.

>>37317982
Not saying this doesn't work, because this is where sugarbabies go, but its not a place for newbies.

>>37318004
>13
Fucking dope. Did you cum in her mouth? Or did you have performance anxiety?
I won't judge, took me three attempts.

>>37318072

In the US, escorts are more high class than hookers. Also, you pay for companionship not sex. What happens behind close doors is private

>>37318098
>Are you in the US?
Obviously not. From what I've seen online, it looks like losing your virginity is as hard as walking to the store to buy milk in the US.

>>37318135
Well its also illegal in 99.9% of the US, too.
But cops only go after nuisances on the street.

Which country bro? Are you a Eurobro? Shit is fuckin cash in Europe

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>>37318130
>Also, you pay for companionship not sex.

That's just what escort agencies say to avoid getting busted.

you can try to go to a bar and be a robot starring into the wall and hope a girl will walk up to you

>>37318189

Yeah, everyone knows it but the US is prude nation. Also, funny story, one of the girls I graduated with did escorting for a short time and the reviews she got were pretty interesting. Basically she just talked to her clients about her BF band her abortions while they tried to get her to go back to their rooms. There were complaints of her taking $300-500 after an hour of talking to them

>>37318270
Kekkkity. I paid $140 last night to screw a beautiful girl I found on backpage. $300 even for a good fuck is way too much.

>>37318428
Yeah, she's hot af though, like a smaller, bustier Taylor Swift. Her clients were like businessmen on travel

>>37318270
Interdasting, do you know her professional/stage name & area?

>>37318428
Yeah but what was the menu?
Do you ask them straight up and deal with the flak?

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>tfw too beta to get an escort no matter how badly you want sex

>>37318777
Funny enough, she used her real name, so when you google it, her LinkedIn profile is the first site, second are the escort reviews

>>37318814
Man not even using a stage name is pretty rare.
Occasionally I see girls take pics from Facebook and find them by reverse image search though.

So, I'm guessing a it was a newbie who had a pretty good menu.

>>37317556
It doesn't count as losing your virginity until you have a woman willingly fuck you without having to pay her. Anyone who claims otherwise is a faggot who also had to fuck a prostitute because he has garbage genetics and no social skills and should probably be left to die alone in the wilderness

>>37318777
Flak? I'm unfamiliar with that term but I'll be happy to answer if you explain.

I asked over the phone before she got here if she provided 'full service' (intercourse). When she got here, I asked if she'd kiss me, and she said yes. We started with a makeout session, I sucked her titties and groped her, spanked her, then she sucked my dick with no condom, then we had vaginal intercourse with a condom. Afterwards we continued to lay in bed naked and make out some more, that was complimentary- perhaps because I'm handsome and smell nice. We went to my window to smoke and we had a nice conversation. I asked to see her feet, I kissed her feet, and tickled them. She squealed and withdrew them. Then she got an uber and I walked her out. Shit was so cash.

>>37318899
Nice dubs bro

You called it bro, stick it to those degenerates

It doesn't count as a good meal unless you hunted, farmed, and cooked it yourself from start to finish, either. Spread the word!

>>37318937
Alright, pretty standard package then.
I can't feel shit with condoms, so if she doesn't do CIM or CIP I'll be thoroughly disappointed. CIM is relatively rare on Backpage (and CIP is rare regardless).

>>37318961
>It doesn't count as a good meal unless you hunted, farmed, and cooked it yourself from start to finish, either.
False analogy you sad cunt. Look at you throwing around acronyms like CIM like some disgusting old cunt and treating sex like a transaction because it's the only way you can get it. Hang yourself in the woods somewhere

>>37317556
cheapest way, just fuck a whale on tinder, there are lots of them
nowdays virginity is a meme

>>37318961
>CIM or CIP

What are these acronyms?

how i did it I gave my Sugar Daddy a HJ and asked him to hire a escort on Back page totally worth it he was a Ginger with some itty bitty tittys
tight ass and i cumed on her tits and face

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If you're in SoCal., Night Shift is probably the safest and most reliable resource. Alternatively, TER and Erotic Monkey have a huge catalog. Also depends on how safe you want to be, and what you're willing to fuck. I assume you want a reasonably attractive female.

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>>37319007
You surely roasted me with your hot opinions there, newfriend

I shall endeavor to meet your high standards in human interaction and ensure that none of my behaviors are reduced to transactions.

Henceforth, I shall hone my body to enhance my aesthetics, so that my mechanic may be seduced into to repairing my vehicle- willingly.

No more shall I pull up to the drive through and bark out my order of food. I shall instead feign to share the server's interests until such time that the person willingly agrees to prepare food for me.

In addition, I shall engage in a complicated social dance to convince my doctor to provide medical services- willingly. A dance in which any misstep shall surely cost me my life as I will be denied services.

>>37319105
Cum in mouth & cum in pussy

>>37319147
>my Sugar Daddy
>he was a Ginger
>i cumed on her tits and face

Bro I have no idea if you were gay-for-play and a richfag got a tranny for you, or what

>>37318868
>So, I'm guessing a it was a newbie who had a pretty good menu.

Rich girl from the suburbs

>>37319189
sorry what i meant to say was he hired me a escort who was a ginger

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Not OP, but since escorts are legal in Nevada, I was considering going there for a weekend at one point to get deflowered. Is it worth it to do that, or is the quality of legal escorts about the same as what I'd find locally illegally?

>>37319189
>He's so assblasted that he gets histrionic about my post
You're pretty clearly insecure. I don't blame you, I would be too if I had to pay for sex.

>>37319282
They are very attractive in the brothels but usually charge much more there.

>>37319282

>Deflowered

Are you a girl?

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>>37319282
It's legal, but if you want a good experience just take the fucking risk and find one somewhere else that has good reviews.

>>37319220
Yeah that's some good shit.
Rebellious ones do some kinky stuff.
Or maybe she was just uninhibited.

>>37319299
Nice dubs bro
>you must be insecure
>on /r9k/
Nice first post, newfriend!

>>37319227
But, you were gay-for-play for your sugar daddy though, right?
I don't judge, I'm bi. Honestly I've wanted to see a male escort for a long time.

>>37319282
I'd say that the dollar-per-hot ratio will be terrible in NV. If you live near a big city, you'll find smoking hot locals (or girls that travel through the city) regularly.

My understanding is that what you get for $200-400 in places like Dallas costs you $1000-$1500 in Vegas.
Also, the girls at brothels are likely to be super stringent about using condoms, whereas most Dallas girls will guzzle cum right outta your dick (and a good number do CIP with no upcharge).

>>37319372
Nah, just autistic

lmao, got muted for a bit because the line above was apparently unoriginal

>>37319407
I was considering going not to Vegas or Reno but one of the "legal" counties (though it'd be hell to get there at all given their remoteness). Basically I'm trying to do this as legally as possible because I don't have a lot of experience with doing shady shit and feel like I'd get caught easily.

As for Dallas, wouldn't it be almost all hispanics in terms of escorts, or are there some qt white girls too that aren't whales?

>>37317556
Genuine love, forming a friendship that's more

>>37319407
i gave him a hj then he hired a female hooker 4 me

How do I play it safe on back page?I'm bothered more by the idea of being mugged, than being caught in a sting.

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>>37319516
Google the number. Look for reviews on TER/Erotic Monkey. Typically any with more than one review is safe.

>>37319460
Nah, Houston is the hispanic filled place, I think.

I'm strongly of the opinion that Dallas is literally the hooker capital of the US. There are fine girls, with crazy menus, for cheap.

Anyway, it was my understanding prostitution was actually illegal in Vegas (and probably Reno) and that only the counties in the ass end of nowhere do it (like you pointed out). They're def expensive as fuck.

Its honestly not hard to get into locally. What is the closest big city for you?

I joined a screening site and a review site to make it easier. But if you put in some extra effort you can find deals on Backpage.

>>37319516
Backpage is trash, so I'd look into your local review board first. If you're truly a cheapskate though, do the following:
Make a throwaway e-mail
Make a google voice account (or buy a burner at Walmart)
Find girl on Backpage
If she lists rates (e.g. 200 "roses" hr) then you know what to pay her
For services, you should generally assume CBJ+CFS (covered blowjob & covered intercourse)
Massage-only providers typically identify themselves on BP but not always.
Armed with what to pay them and what the menu is, just text them with your (stage) name, age, ethnicity (I include height/weight, but they really just want to know you're not black).
In-session, put the money down on a table and leave it be. Don't mention it.
Proceed to feel her up, make out, etc. At this point, you haven't said anything about money or sex acts.
Once you start sexytimes its okay to talk about specific services (e.g. where you can cum)

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>>37317556
Honestly, if you're going to use a condom it's not worth it. You're better off fucking a decent sex toy raw after warming it up. How long/thick is your dick? That also matters. For smaller dicks, nothing beats a toy. Condoms ruin everything.
Get yourself a nice lil masturbator, seek experts at /a/, there's a pastebin somewhere. It will be cheaper than the actual thing but I guarantee you will enjoy it more than a one-time slut you're paying money for to fuck with a condom.
The downside is that you're going to use a toy and think an actual bucci feels better. You will see it's all a lie normies fall for. Sex isn't just about physical sensations. That's what virgins fail to realize. It's more intimate and personal, connecting with someone. A hooker isn't going to give you that. You might as well get a toy and be safe.
See: Chad doesn't just enjoy sticking his dick in whores. He enjoys dominating a slut with his dick. It's more psychological. Same with sluts. A dildo is better than a real dick in many ways, but some seek that psychological connection. Being dominated. Being used. Being loved.
Don't fall for the meme.

>>37319610
I agree that condoms ruin everything, but not everyone's body is the same. If you pass these tests I'd say you'll enjoy yourself even with condoms:
Can you get hard without touching your dick? Literally no touching- no rubbing against shit, etc.

Once you're hard, if you stop fapping/touching, how long do you stay hard?

Do you fap to highly fetishized porn or can any normie porn do the trick for you?

I'd argue that fapping is just one or two sensations, but full BBFS+CIP is like 5 or 6. It was a thoroughly unique and enjoyable experience for me. People have different preferences though so I wouldn't reduce everything to intimacy/domination.

>>37319607
>I'm strongly of the opinion that Dallas is literally the hooker capital of the US
When I told one of my internet friends that I live DFW, the first thing he told me is how many kink communities are in Dallas, so I don't doubt your statement at all.

Which screening/review sites do you use? I asked someone on this board how to do this a while ago, and I don't remember them mentioning review sites, only to be careful.

>>37319607

Houston is the strip club capital of the US

>>37319741
The Erotic Review
Erotic Monkey
Preferred411
Night Shift
TER is relatively safe depending on reviews.

Erotic Monkey has free reviews without any VIP paywalls.

Night Shift is good for the Socal area.

>>37319607
>forwarding phone number
so you stick in your phone number there but others only see the google voice number?
whats the catch to this, how would google make its monies

>>37319607
>Don't be black
Welp. I get that white dudes tend to more liberal with $, and I get that life ain't fair, but how bad is it that even prostitutes have a no black guy policy?

>>37319803
Why don't you use eccie

how to do this if I'm a girl in NorCal? I want to just get it over with.

>>37319741
Christ I'm super jelly you're in DFW

Eccie is king in Texas. Eccie is where all the ads & reviews are posted. I also use Preferred411 to make screening easier, but its not strictly necessary.

Eccie's free level is pretty good. You can read the basic details of reviews (including the literal list of sex acts).

The paid level is attained either with money, or by posting reviews. I'd recommend shelling out the cash short-term (e.g. 30 days or whatever package).

Preferred411 costs alot and they actually screen you. They will ask for ID, phone bill, etc. But I found it immensely helpful because it weeds out most of the crazies. Most escorts will ask for "2 refs" (references) from other escorts you've seen. Or if you're a P411 member they don't need any.

>>37319843
Probably because Google data-mines everything you say (voice or text).

I believe you have to pay for international calls but domestic text/calls are free.

>>37319850
That was a different bro. Eccie is king in Texas.

>>37319849
Yeah... like half of escorts literally have a no blacks policy. I know its shit but its not based on deep thoughts. Hookers are scared of big dicks that hurt, young thugs who may beat them up / pimp them out, and cheapskates who don't tip.

>>37319692
Yeah, I can get hard and stay hard by watching softcore porn on Cinemax. It doesn't even have to be hardcore shit or fetish shit. Just let me look at a good looking slut with nice tits/ass and I'll stay hard. So yeah, normie porn does it for me. Although the "most" fetish shit I like is just fake incest porn. Has always been since I was a teenager a decade ago. So it's not like these other degenerates say that you start looking for more degenerate porn over time to get you off.

Sex, for a lot of people especially virgins that don't realize, is more psychological. If it wasn't, then you could be a faggot and fuck boipucci. I've tried that after trying to get pucci and failing. I couldn't stay hard. I paid for a couple of sluts, I could stay hard but ... the condom was meh. Took me forever to cum, probably because I was nervous. I got a toy and it was 100% better than fucking with a condom. I have fucked a pussy once without a condom and I came so quick. It's something about a wet pussy on your dick, rather than a shitty condom. And the smell ... intoxicating.

I'll tell you one thing. At least for me, nothing beats a good blowjob. You don't have to do any work, just relax.

>>37319871
you have discord / skype? cali bot, willing to help you out kek

>I just wanna lose my virginity, what's the cheapest way? An escort, hooker, or massage parlor?


prison

>>37319843
I should clarify:
Yes, your google voice number is a fully functional voice & text line.

You can call-out with that number and people will see the Voice # (in android, with google voice installed, you'll be prompted to dial-out with your number or Voice). You can receive forwarded calls to people who called that #. You can also text back and forth with the google voice app.

You'll need Google Hangouts to send/receive pictures via text, but that doesn't change anything "publicly" visible.

>>37319900
Yeah, BJs are my kink and they're great at getting me hard. HJs are actually the most stimulating for me physically but completely boring psychologically.

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>>37319892
>Christ I'm super jelly you're in DFW
too bad I'm socially inept and can't make any use of it (unless I go through with this escort thing)

>>37319903
neither lel. i have kik + a throwaway email?

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>>37319976
Do it big bro

Here is the action plan I recommend:
Go to Planned Parenthood and get tested for everything (you're clean, I know, but bear with me)
Wait 2 weeks for results (actually results took like 4-5 days)
Look up Teagenluv on Eccie
L I T E R A L L Y fuck this chick right in the pussy and cum inside her

Fuck I'm so jelly you're in Dallas

>>37320016
email kik to [email protected] (throwaway, so you have 48 hours)

>>37319843
The catch is that jewoogle is watching/hearing you. If that's not a problem, might as well. You probably use gmail anyways, might as well. Just don't do anything that may incriminate you. Don't say anything that you wouldn't say over the phone or over text. Those are worse for privacy btw. Don't incriminate yourself. There's a reason why whores talk in code. If any whore literally asks for cash, gtfo. Roses was we used for cash back then, not sure now. Probably something different now. Just say you want to hang out for an hour or w/e. I'm sure you'll see prices based on time.

>>37320052
shilling so hard, dont do it, dont trust what you read on the internet FAKE NEWS TRAP
plus your tiny virgin dick won't satisfy her, why bother?

>>37320061
hmmm the throwaway email address keeps changing so idk if the one I posted will work

>>37320085
>caring whether an escort is satisfied with you
I don't think you have a good understanding of how this works...

>>37320104
email kik to this one, should work
wish me luck boiz will greentext
[email protected]

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>>37320085
I always advocate doing your research bro
There are dozens others like her in Dallas
FemiLove (pic related) has the same policy

>>37320118
Good luck Calibro

>>37320112
You're not going to feel anything. Why bother? Get yourself a trafficked virgin whore.

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can we just make this a big titty escort thread

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>>37320175
Sure bro
Here is one I tapped

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Any austin bros here?

I want to get an escort and looked through the newbie friendly page on eccie, but I'm afraid of getting robbed. If she has a shitload of reviews I'm safe right?

Also, should I pay extra/give ID for being a noobie?

>>37320132
I've done some research. I'm too paranoid. Go to their place and get robbed or fall into a cop trap? Invite to my hotel, hope they come and not get robbed/raided?
I used to go to a shady Mexican bar that an illegal recommended me in Austin. I knew they were legit and I could fuck without worrying about cops. They literally had a fence behind the bar that had a loose railing into a house where you fucked. I knew I was safe there, unless cops raided for some reason. They're gone now and I don't have any "friends" anymore so I can't get a RL recommendation.

>>37320194
yeh, im in east austin, if you pay me ill drive you and protect you if something happens.

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>>37320187
Neat. Here's another one. Phone numbers are filenames for those interested.

>>37320217
Any escorts you personally rec?

I'm looking at this page btw
https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1355351&page=6

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Thai hookers for the win OP, you literally can't do better cost or quality wise if you're in the U.S.

American hookers/escorts are fucking garbage tier and expensive for literally no reason.

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>>37320194
>>37320195
This is why you don't do Backpage
But yes, in fact, I'm an Austinbro

I was paranoid like you before. The girl doesn't need a "shitload" of reviews, but if that makes you comfortable, there are plenty to be found. What sort of girl are you looking for?

You don't have to pay or show ID as a newbie, but not as many girls are newbie friendly. They might ask you weird shit that they think is clever (call you at work, see a business card) or maybe just talking over the phone to suss out if you're a maniac.

>>37320217
This sounds shady as fuck (and is a different bro)

>>37320219
Cool, here is another I've tapped
Your girl in Dallas? Austin?

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>>37320271
More expensive because they have more tit

>>37320281
Austin again. I'm fat and have a small benis on neetbux. I know they ask for shit like where you work ... but im a neet on neetbux ... and I have a tiny benis, I don't want a loose slut.
What do I do? I'm socially awkward and paranoid. I refuse to ask or say price over phone/text. I just want to feel a real bucci. I'm a virgin with a 4inch mushroom dick.

>>37317556
Cheapest upfront cost would be a crackwhore on the street, but there could be indirect costs in the future if you run into Tyrone, the police or a STD.

For safety from the three, you might want to get a well reviewed escort on a site like TER or P411.

>>37320271
I don't wanna fuck monkeys with slits

>>37320281
Nah, L.A. fag here. Most providers aren't set in stone but because they travel a lot there's good variety all the time.

How hard is it to find one who swallows?

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>>37320296
Dude, Americans are metaphorical garbage in terms of sex. They really will just lay there like a dead fish, you're paying for a corpse basically. Thais are more fun and more energetic. They're actually want to have fun and have sex with you. They're also a literal fraction of the cost of an American and they put forth so much more effort. If you like paying 200-300 trump bucks for a 30 min session then by all means. Thais will ride you all night for $40 and will make your breakfast in the morning, the same goes for Latin American countries. Americans just aren't that good at sex and it's pretty fucking sad.

>>37320382
Not very. Cheap 50 buck whores will do it for sure. If you want it safer you'll need a high-end one that requires screening.

>>37320374
And I'm guessing those pics you see on backpage are totally real right?

>>37320257
Sure bro

Charliee - tapped, is awesome. Haven't seen her post in ad in a few weeks though so I think she is on break.

Sk8terPrincezz - freaky as shit. Does CIP/CIA on the regular.

Alexis02305 - kinda thought of tapping

ivy_rose - want to tap

Jade Rose - Actual pornstar. Recently stopped doing BBBJ/CIM to my knowledge.

littlebit26 - absolutely do not due. She is missing a leg and is crazy in a bad way.

TemptationTammie - old but legit af

Mena Diamond - has what I describe as "Black BBW Body" and "Baboon Face"

Everyone on the list is legit, but check their profile and make sure they've posted an ad recently. That list is old and some are retired.

I don't have direct experience

>>37320330
Check out that link the other guy posted RE: Newbie friendly providers, and my above recs.

Don't worry about your dick/weight. Honestly though, getting into Johnfagging is an investment. You're not going to have the best experience your first time. Focus on trying to find a girl who is passionate, as opposed to someone smoking hot.

>>37320382
Locally (Austin) I'd say 20% of them swallow, about 35% let you cum in their mouth, 60% BBBJ (but no CIM)

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>>37320413
I never claimed anything besides the fact that they have bigger tits

>>37320257
Forgot to finish my thought before posting.
Alana kay - legit as fuck, guzzles cum and is easy to book

DaisyDukes - thinking of tapping. rumored to do CIP on the second or third date

Isla Estell - have tapped, would be GREAT for a newbie actually. Kinda fat though. She does CIM at the end of the massage.

>>37320433
Thanks fammy, will probably lose my virginity later this year to one of those escorts on that list.

>That list is old and some are retired.
The latest update is from May 2nd tho? Or did they just not remove the retired ones.

>>37320465
So no stance, gotcha.

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>>37320433
Any ones with huge tits? Talkin huge like pic related

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>>37320489
I wasn't looking at the bottom post. But do look at their profile (click their name, go to "Statistics," not their Showcase) and use the "Find threads started by this user" option. If they posted an ad in the past 2 weeks then she is probably readily available.

>>37320533
Maybe ivy_rose? (pic)
Most of the other girls with big tits only have BBW tits

Let me think about it for a minute. I was looking at newbie-friendly girls. But I'll find someone in general.

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>>37320585
I appreciate it. Here is Thick Candy doing work in L.A. currently. Huge tits even for a BBW.

>>37320433
>Don't worry about your dick/weight. Honestly though, getting into Johnfagging is an investment. You're not going to have the best experience your first time. Focus on trying to find a girl who is passionate, as opposed to someone smoking hot

I just want to feel a real pussy, without a condom. And I think my small dick is what the problem is. I just want to feel it once. I believe that unless I find a gril with a tight pussy, It's just going to be a complete waste. I'm probably 4-5 inch girth just with my head, i have a mushroom dick. Would being upfront and telling a whore about my dick size be a problem? They're not like real girls ... right? It's their job. I feel like I'm going to get tricked and some slut is going to lie and say she's really tight then I'll end up just getting a BJ. I already know what BJs feel like. I want a bucci!

I'm willing to spend $1k just to feel a pussy and have a good time. Seems a lot compared to where hookers are legal outside the US. But whatever. I'm not looking for a 10/10, even a 5/10 would be great but it seems the less I spend, the fatter they get, which won't work with my small dick. Also, boner pills? I feel like I should get some just in case. Not sure where to get em. I don't want to die though.

>>37320678
If you have the money and you're this worried about it then I say just travel abroad and find cheap ones there. Top recs are Thailand and Colombia

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>>37320659
Alright, admittedly I'm not very interested in oversized tits. But I got two more to post.

This is Ember Simmers. She is a prude so you should expect everything to involve condoms. She is also professional so she is probably not newbie friendly. But she appears to have moved to Austin for good.

>>37320678
Your dick size doesn't matter. Escorts aren't in it for you to please them. They want money.

Save your money though. You can get this for less than $1,000. To be honest I recently barebacked and came into two Austin girls- one for $400 and one for $300.

Like you, I can't feel a goddamn thing without a condom. But sticking it in raw was amazing. I actually got hard while I was inside her.

If this is your first time, you may have performance anxiety, so don't expect everything to be magical. Plan on visiting girls a few times.

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>>37320791
I appreciate the effort, although she's definitely not what I'm into. I guess I'll have to roam as a titty luster on my own turf. Thanks again.

>>37320791
I'm not worried about pleasing them, lol. I've been to a few random hookers and I've always used condoms. The look on their faces when they see my tiny flaccid dick is priceless. It was a complete waste of time. In those few times I was with hookers, I had trouble staying hard. I blamed it on the condom and the hooker being loose. I don't want to do any work, that's why I'm paying them, right? I just want to sit back and have a slut ride me raw ... probably break my dick. I would pay $1k just to guarantee a tight pussy, as long as they ain't fat. Hell, I would pay a 1/10 skinny whore to fuck me while I watch porn on my phone. I don't care. I just don't want a criminal record, lose my neetbux then kill myself ... not yet.

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>>37320832
Good luck bro

>>37320678
>>37320883
Continuing the discussion:
Boner pills only work if you have a specific physical condition. Most ED is psychological, so you'd really only get a placebo effect.

If you want a sure thing (BBFS+CIP), look into Sk8terPrincezz. She is pretty hard in the face these days but she does it on the regular.

Or, A_Goddess_GFE_PSE. She rolls through town regularly but is pretty homely. She also requires test results, so go to Planned Parenthood first.

Do you have an account on Eccie now? Would you be comfortable sharing your username? Let me make a throwaway e-mail. Just e-mail me your username and I'll PM you there.

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>>37320883
Alright get yourself on Eccie and send your username to [email protected]

I'll send you a PM

>>37320923
>>37320995
Haven't made an Eccie account. If I do make an account now, would seem shady to look for whores on a new account. I understand that. I'll make one now. The hookers I've fucked I met IRL, like I said about that shady bar ... Just want tips on what or what not to say or scare them away.

>>37320995

whats that girls name anon?

>>37321122
I won't lie to you bro, hookers spend all day trying to stop strangers from putting a baby in them.

Keep in mind fugging of any type is a series of steps- the girl has to be comfortable enough to come over, think your not a cop, etc.

My advice is the same to anyone- getting into the hobby is an investment. You'll need to spend some time getting established (seeing newbie friendly girls, writing reviews, and/or joining P411).

In short, if you're new, the selection is limited. You will absolutely be able to find plenty of girls who suck it raw. You will have limited options among girls who take it raw, for now.

But its not impossible. You can do it.

>>37321145
Harley Sinn. Wanted to tap her real bad, but she is retired now. Also she is a Dallas girl.

>>37321205

how many scenes did she do? i remember her from that last post you made a few days ago

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>>37321284
Actually I don't believe Harley Sinn did any porn. She did a few photoshoots for escorting though and they were hot as balls. Sadly I don't have them saved anymore, but it was atleast two professional shoots.

Probably I posted this image with it. Kali Rose is a regular pornstar, who has a similar tattoo of roman numerals.

>>37321205
Yeah, I understand. I still think Johns have more to lose than hookers that do it for a job, they know the risks ... its their job. I'm not a "criminal", I can lose it all if I fuck up. They can go back to selling their ass or drugs or any other shit. I'm just a neetboy. Hell, my brother in law is a degenerate felon, I know all the bullshit he has to go through for having a record, let alone being a felon. I can't sell drugs. LOL

>>37321320
Nah, you ain't gonna lose shit.

For one, there are no stings on Eccie or P411. If you're really paranoid, just find a girl that regularly posts ads and regularly gets new reviews.

And second, prostitution is a misdemeanor. You might get cuffed and trucked downtown, but it won't be worse than if you drove drunk or some shit.

I assure you that you will have no trouble with the law.

As always, you should play it cool and not fight about stupid shit. If you're in the hobby for long, eventually some girl will demand more cash, or lie to you about the services she does. Just pay and leave. Girls who do shady shit are likely to have shady friends.

Anyway, one bit of advice:
DON'T tell the girl you'll give her $1,000 for BBFS+CIP. If she is going to do it, chances are she would only ask for a reasonable tip (like +$100). Never reveal your "highest" price because they will take it all. After you do this once, you'll want it again, and you'll need the cash.

>>37321407
>For one, there are no stings on Eccie or P411. If you're really paranoid, just find a girl that regularly posts ads and regularly gets new reviews.
Right. What if I was a cop right now? Looking for tips? Don't be silly, goy!

>And second, prostitution is a misdemeanor. You might get cuffed and trucked downtown, but it won't be worse than if you drove drunk or some shit.
A DUI is a misdemeanor? Maybe first offense. Fuck that though.

>As always, you should play it cool and not fight about stupid shit. If you're in the hobby for long, eventually some girl will demand more cash, or lie to you about the services she does. Just pay and leave. Girls who do shady shit are likely to have shady friends.
That's one of the reasons why I should pay more, no? Or, apparently, look for someone with reviews.

>DON'T tell the girl you'll give her $1,000 for BBFS+CIP. If she is going to do it, chances are she would only ask for a reasonable tip (like +$100). Never reveal your "highest" price because they will take it all. After you do this once, you'll want it again, and you'll need the cash.
Not going to happen.
I'm not going to get played after the first time. Remember, they list their prices, right? Why would I pay more? Fuck that.

If anything, if I have a good first experience with a slut I found online, I MIGHT end up paying more or coming back or asking for friends. Who knows.

>>37317556
>I just wanna lose my virginity, what's the cheapest way?

Rape is theft, that's why women hate it.

But if Bill Cosby can pay them a few million dollars for it, they'll be happy.

>>37321688
Nice dubs bro

Cops need loving too. Its not like Eccie (and similar sites) are a secret. It makes the news every once in awhile, too.

As you point out- look for good reviews. Can't stress this enough. You'll learn if a lady is batshit crazy or if something is wrong from these.

Anyway, regarding what to say and what to do:

Girls are usually explicit about their rates on Eccie, and usually measured in 30min/60min/90min. E.g. if you see "200/300" it means $200 for 30min, $300 for 60min. HHR = 30, HR = 60. You'll see this in their ad or showcase. Therefore, don't ask about rates.

About half the time, they are explicit with the menu. You should assume all of them are DTF and will do HJ/Russian/CBJ/CFS at a minimum. Massage-only girls almost always identify themselves as such (you can also tell because their rates will be like $150 even if they're hot). You can read their reviews to get an idea of what their services are, if the ads/showcase aren't clear. Therefore, you rarely need to ask about the menu.

If you don't ask about menu/price, then you won't freak anyone out. When contacting her, include your age, ethnicity (and I like to include height/weight), length of visit, and approximate time. Usually you'll specify incall or outcall as well. I give girls a two hour timeframe. The professional ones will pick a good time. The unprofessional ones will book back-to-back... but that is part of the game.

When you meet, put the cash down on a table or dresser and excuse yourself to the bathroom for a minute. If she visits you, leave it somewhere visible.

Sometimes they hug & kiss as soon as you get in the door. Otherwise I wait till this step to start.

If I know what she does, I usually just ask her to start that (e.g. BJ /w CIM). If I don't know, I spend some time making out, doing DATY, and letting her suck my dick. Girls start with BJ like 98% of the time to get you hard. It also gives her a chance to look over my dick for any problems.

>>37321688
Also, I would recommend paying for premium access. Get the cheapest one (I think 30 days?). You get 6 weeks of credit for writing each review, but as a newbie, you'll want to spend your time reading the reviews. Sex acts are publicly visible, but the "rest of the story" is private and is where you'll find important details like how good she is at making appointments, any problems, etc.

Once you're in the door, paid, and have had a chance to feel eachother out- that is the time to ask about BBFS. 99% of the time, if you ask by text, she will deny- even if she does actually do it. Girls like to pretend they are picky about it.

In your case, I'd recommend seeing girls at the CIM level. Busting in a girls mouth is pretty incredible. Also, if the BJ isn't cutting it, she can use her hand to keep things going. The key is to relax and go with the flow.

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>>37321845
Great tips. I may try it next month, see what happens. If I get arrested, I'll make sure to come back here and rage once I make bail. I'm not worried about pimps or thieves. I'll shoot em dead.

>>37320433

>Sk8terPrincezz

Want to fuck just based on name.
Pics?

>>37321959
Were you expecting a sk8rgirl? see ya later boi?

>>37321978

I don't know I'm autistic and just liked her name plz don't bully me.

>>37321992
O-ok. Were you expecting a ... cute white girl that skates and dresses in black/skater gear? Nice soft skin ...

>>37322012

Yes.
I guess I have to make a profile to see her profile?
I'm in Oklahoma so this site looks cool for my region of the country but I'm super paranoid.

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>>37321949
Alright I'm going to bed then bro
Make sure to do your research
Also I didn't mention it yet but if you do join premium, look for "The SXBB List 2017" in the Men's Lounge forum for Austin. The Dallas equivalent is "The Don List 2017."

The girls on this list are not sure-things (generally). These lists are based on rumors and claims from Johns. But after careful cross-referencing, I found the two in Austin that I creampied.

>>37321959
You asked for it bro

>>37322031
Well, Oklahoma does have 133 Showcases. Bear in mind this is girls who were active at one point (but may not have closed their accounts). So only a fraction are active.

Compare this to Texas which has like 2,000. Google "[your city] escort reviews" to see what the locals use most.

>>37322083

I'm in OKC so I figured it was a big enough city to have some action.
Dallas is not that far away though if needs be.

>>37322094
woah, woah! calm down! don't waste your money! come fuck my sister in law, do you like latin pussy? do you like fat asses? like "mom tier bodies"? Hourglass bodies? save that money and come further south.
:^)

>>37322094
Dallas is dope as fuck

Anyway, I'm out bros. If you want me to find you in a thread later, make sure the word Escort is in the thread subject and post it between 6pm-8pm Central time. I don't always start a thread daily but I do look for Johns like (the original) OP.

>>37322150
Ok, DPD.