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Major Dragutin Gavrilovic speech during the defence of Belgrade:
''Soldiers, exactly at three o'clock, the enemy is to be crushed by your fierce charge, destroyed by your grenades and bayonets. The honor of Belgrade, our capital, must not be stained. Soldiers! Heroes! The supreme command has erased our regiment from its records. Our regiment has been sacrificed for the honor of Belgrade and the Fatherland. Therefore, you no longer need to worry about your lives: they no longer exist. So, forward to glory! For the King and the Fatherland! Long live the King, Long live Belgrade!''

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>>37314420
someone will fall for this shitty bait

>>37314506
> if i dont like something it must be bait

>>37314420

>Under 6'0
6'1"
>Cock less than 7 inches
8"
>No job
Yup...currently
>Likes video games
Yup
>Too shy
Not really, If I want to do something I just go for it
>Can't cook
Can, but too lazy
>Can't dance
I'm shit at dancing
>No female friends
Got one, she's 10 years older, but a good friend
>Too many male friends
One male friend

Welp, who gives a fuck about what you're saying you feminine faggot

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"We are the Ultramarines, the sons of Guilliman. Whilst we draw breath, we stand. Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath." Marneus Calgar, Chapter Master of the Ultramarines

This is now a military commander quote thread

>>37314420
you cant describe yourself :L

>>37314521
>If I see it every other day it's pretty obviously bait

>>37314420
I would love to meet a black tranny with a super big schlong that would put many tyrones in the microdick territory then let her tattoo a queen of spades on my butt and breed me every day while calling me her little girl.

Guys are gross but a hot shemale with a BBC I'm all for it.

>>37314521
stfu you original retard

>>37314420
why is liking video games a red flag? If they had the same taste as me in video games it would be a green flag not a red flag. As long as they don't say their fav games are stuff like bayonetta, neir; automatia, and other games that over sexualize women.
I think anime would be more a red flag honestly. ITs kind of cringey if you regularly watch anime above the age of 18.

I know this is bait but video games are pretty normie. A lot of stacies play video games.

>>37314420
I can cook and have one female internet friend.

>>37314420
Wasn't this on /tv/ yeaterday. I guess that /tv/ really is pathetic frogposters then.

>>37314931
pretty standard for a numale

>>37314420
ooh i got 8/9 what do i win?

>>37314420
Epic bait thread. Too bad all the double digit IQ mongs will still fall for it.

>>37315093
l'm not seeing it.

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>>37314420
>can't cook
Why would I wanted to cook when that's a woman's work?

Or all women can do is spread their legs?

I'm a boy (Female), can I still post ITT?

UHMMMM....... NO SWEETIE..... THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS SWEETIE.......
UHMMMM NO HONEY..... HONEY YOU'RE WRONG ....

>>37314609
Pick the most boring chapter why don't ya

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>>37314420
I can't wait until sexbots are released.

>>37314420
the no job part, no
likes video games, no
cant cook, no
no female friends, no

>rest yes, although dancing not necessary
>girls love guy that can dance

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>>37314420

2/10 bait

Don't forget to upboat and sage lads!

>>37314420
This is wrong though, I have a pretty girlfriend and she has good taste in video games.

>>37315445
i feel the the utlramarines bait is equal to the amount of bait in this thread

>>37314420
You, woman, are a sissy.

Short, shy boys are the best and your will weak. Weak!

>>37314703
Tbh I have a couple of friends that are girls that are pretty hot but are massive weeaboos

>>37314672
my nigga
well said

>under 6"
>shy
>cant dance
>ok cool

mfw im getting pussy everyday. stupid sloot

instant redflags for women

>queen of spades tattoo
>has black friends

>>37314420
My red flags for boys:
>not a virgin
>mostly female friends
>won't stop talking about their dick
>high school drop-out
>does drugs
>drinks to get super drunk and sloppy instead of just getting buzzed and chilling out
>doesn't like sweet foods
>watches a lot of porn and lusts over or pays for videos or pics of specific camwhores/pornstars

>has ever dated an asian girl

(i'm asian myself)

>>37315878
obsessing over porn stars sure. but watching? who cares lol. me and my gf watch porn together

>>37315906
I said watching a LOT
as in, "porn addiction"

>>37315878
I only watch a lot of porn. But if you were my gf you'd be all the porn I needed.

> Under 6'0
6'3"
> Cock less than 7 inches
7"
> No job
In College
> Likes video games
Yeah most lads do...
> Too shy
Nope
> Can't cook
I'm a good cook
> Can't dance
Ok at dancing
> No female friends
Have 2 close female friends
> Too many male friends
5 close male friends

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>>37314420
>Takes you to a chain restaurant on the first date
>Does not compliment you enough
>Compliments you too little

Actual femanon posting the real 'list'.

>makes less than 50k a year

>>37315960
>*Compliments you too much
Boys need to learn what makes us women special, and own up to it. They need to stop using it as an excuse to get in our pants.

>>37314420

hi 123645789

>>37315878
>not a virgin
I'm not
>mostly female friends
Only a few close ones
>won't stop talking about their dick
Don't talk about my dick
>high school drop-out
In college
>does drugs
Just drink alcohol, not even that much
>drinks to get super drunk and sloppy instead of just getting buzzed and chilling out
I can handle my drink
>doesn't like sweet foods
Mostly chocolate and crisps
>watches a lot of porn and lusts over or pays for videos or pics of specific camwhores/pornstars
Jerk off about 2 or 3 times a week, I don't lust over any pornstar or pay for porn

>>37314420
>>37314521
>>37314599
>>37315878
>>37315937
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>>37314420
this is obviously bait. any girl on here is probably too autistic to turn down a guy for one of these traits, even if she's pretty. all the men i like enjoy video games and don't have female friends and those are both attractive traits to me.

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>>37316023
>Chad trying to pretend he's a robot
Get out you filthy cumdispenser

>>37315960
>>37315989
When I compliment women I don't like to generalise like "You look great" I prefer to say things like "You look amazing in that dress" or something specific related to them like their eyes or something.
Is this a good or bad thing?

>>37316085
this is a very good thing and shows attention to detail without going overboard

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>>37316045
t. moutherupted sperging doggie

>>37316059
How am I a chad?

>>37315878
>>not a virgin
I am
>>mostly female friends
No female friends ever
>>won't stop talking about their dick
I never do this what
>>high school drop-out
In college
>>does drugs
Never
>>drinks to get super drunk and sloppy instead of just getting buzzed and chilling out
I don't even drink
>>doesn't like sweet foods
I pour copious amounts of sugar on my cereal. Does that count.
>>watches a lot of porn and lusts over or pays for videos or pics of specific camwhores/pornstars
I do fap 4 times a day though. But don't pay for anything, or have specific camwhores/pornstars I look at.

>>37315878
fuck it, i'll bite
>not a virgin
which i am
>mostly female friends
try no friends
>won't stop talking about their dick
i've never heard of anyone like that
>high school drop-out
4 for 4
>does drugs
only DUDEWEEDLMAO
>drinks to get super drunk
which i don't
>doesn't like sweet food
1/3 of my diet is candy and slushies
>watches a lot of porn
ehh
>and lusts over or pays for video/pics of specific people
can't commission 2d furry/futa like that

am i good enough?

>>37316140
4 times a day? find a hobby that isn't fapping anon

>>37315890
unironically this. fuck off fetishists, nobody likes you

>>37316215
I'm sorry I'm horny all the time okay.

>>37316240
Dating asian women is basically pedophilia

>>37315890
Do you have a brother, anon?

>>37316329
just like sex between whites and blacks is basically zoophilia

>>37314420
>can't dance
weak bait. any guy who likes dancing is probably gay. unless grinding on someone in a nightclub like a retarded subhuman is your idea of dancing.

>going up the stairs and stuck behind some straight laced, boring fop who is daintily ascending one step at a time
>try and hid my disgust for the loathsome steplet
>suddenly, a powerful, driven, beast of a man surpasses us, using his great, rippling thighs to gracefully propel himself up two steps at a time
>panties: soaked

LARP threads aren't fun anymore.

>>37314420
>IF YOU HAVE A DICK YOU CAN NOT POST IN THIS THREAD
try me you stupid whore

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>>37316762
This

You have been muted for 16 seconds

>>37314703
Nier is a masterpiece you daft cunt

>>37314420
>> Can't dance

This is the biggest one for me. Guys that have no rhythm at all are just fucking weird.

>>37317373
But I've never danced before femanon ;-;
It's not my fault

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>>37314420
>tfw have seven of those red flags and still had gfs

>>37314420
I know I'm replying to obvious bait, but

>6'1
>Haven't measured my dong but it's probably less than 7 inches
>Have a stable job with benefits
>Dislike most video games and the general community surrounding them
>I can cook just fine
>I'd be more than willing to dance if someone danced with me
>I've got like, three female friends
>I've got, like, three male friends

I dunno I think I hit most of the points, but the dick thing is apparently an issue, so the hypothetical fembot posting this is obviously a shallow piece of shit.

But hey, I'm on this god forsaken site again, what did I expect.

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>>37314420

>5'7"
>6.7"
>job
>losing interest
>depends on the context and circumstances
>can cook
>can dance
>havent really talked to them for a while but id still consider myself to have female friends, I atleast have one
>only a few

I think this is more than enough.

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why do people even post in these threads/bother responding

given the nature of the thread do you really think any of these posts could possibly realistic? hasnt your doubt from reading the OP tainted the rest of the thread?

come fucking on guys

>>37317991
I dunno man, you're the one bitching and moaning about this thread, which you entered and posted in on your own accord.

Fuckin faggot, get outta here.

>>37314420
as a fembot lemme add:
>no male friends
cause they need some male friends

>>37315878
as a fembot you need to shut your goddamn mouth! Your list is my dream chad!

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>>37314420
I am glad I pass ur test anon
>6'4
>dick is exactly 7.1"
>in the us military
>don't play video games
>pretty outgoing
>loved cooking for my family every Sunday
>I can only do slow country dancing
>2 female friends
>4 male friends

Feels good but if a girl ever cared about any of that shit she wouldn't be a person i want to spend my time with

>>37315878
I am none of those. Does that mean that I'm a good catch?

Op pic is somehow repulsive and arousing

>>37314420
Is this the bf application thread? Looking for a qt gf of any description
> Under 6'0
5'11 kms
> Cock less than 7 inches
8"+
> No job
I work in television
> Likes video games
I also work in videogames
> Too shy
I'm somewhat reserved but confident
> Can't cook
Love to cook
> Can't dance
I can bob up and down and groove out a little bit, but otherwise I'm trash
> No female friends
I have about the same amount of male:female friends
> Too many male friends
See above

I like playing guitar and bass, and like to exercise. I am only robotic in the sense that I fear intimacy without trust and I am mostly introverted, yet confident in my appearance and opinions. I like kind people with a strong sense of self who can take care of themselves

Any takers? Surely someone out there can look past my slight manletism and introversion

>>37314420
i am engaged to a nice 5'10 girl
she's very kind and has a big beautiful butt.

i am 5'11
6 inch cock
i'm student/househusband, she works in govt IT
i'm not shy though
I can cook
i dance randomly outta joy but it's a meme
i had 1 female friend but she stopped talking to me cause her mid 30s bf (she was a 19 yo whale) was scared of me stealing his girl despite engaged.
i don't have a lot of male friends either.

its okay robutts, just don't date girls with personalities you wouldn't be able to stand like the fake lady in the OP here.
these people don't actually exist and there's hope for all of you.
peace.

> Under 6'0
6'1
> Cock less than 7 inches
Actually about 7 even
> No job
Fuck
> Likes video games
Out grew them
> Too shy
Eh, borderline shy
> Can't cook
I can
> Can't dance
I'm a bass player, so I'm good at keeping time
> No female friends
I have mostly female friends
> Too many male friends
I only have 1 real male friend

(But I'm a bit fat :( )

>>37314420
What does that spade card sign mean? I've seen it a lot on Tumblr

>>37314599
Oh shit, forgot to sage.

(Forgot to say I did this to make myself feel better :( )

Ignoring the fact that this is bait, I'll list which "requirements" I meet.

>6'3" , Pass
>6 inch cock, Fail
>In military, Pass
>Enjoy videogames from time to time, Fail
>Not TOO shy, Pass
>Can cook to an extent, Pass
>Can only dance in certain ways (moshing, pogoing, punk dancing, basic slow dancing), so Pass or Fail
>No female friends, Fail
>Not sure what qualifies as too many male friends but I'd say I have the right amount, Pass

10/10 bait OP. Made me reply.

>>37314420

TFW only missed two

> 5'9
> 6 and a half inches

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>>37314420
I'll counter your bait with similar bait of my own

>Above 5'6"
>Boobs less than C cups
>No job
>not Catholic
>Liberal
>Can't cook
>Can't clean
>no sense of humor
>Any male friends
>mother dies in sleep
>if you do not post
>normies gtfo
>and sage
>likes normiebook
>likes twitter

If you landed one of those... sorry whore, I will NOT date you.

>>37318538
>Fuckin faggot, get outta here.
kill yourself untermench

The fact that a shitty bait thread like this has gotten this many replies shows how far this board has fallen

Cooking isn't my job.

O P i s a n i g g e r j e w

>>37314420
>implying I give a shit what you think.

>>37314420
Darn, guess I don't get to fuck actual cum dumpsters. Shame ain't it.

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>>37314420
>5'11"
>6.5"
>work in family business
>no friends at all, besides business associates

Should I just kill myself? At least I make good money..