"Dang, Anon, I can't believe you had the courage to say that to your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend. What happened next?"
"Well one thing lead to another, and that's why I'm in this wheelchair and missing a testicle."
Stand up for your friend when someone's mean rude to them.
>>37312100
*smacking lips*
Ssssshhhhhh..... shhhhh shhh shhhhhh
I will tell you all about my exploits, but only AFTER I finish this ice cream.
I can't believe we still joostposting in 2017
>>37312100
Well he said "I disagree, The Beatles were the greatest or most significant or most influential band ever" and I said "You don't realise how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art".
>it's almost June 2017
>>37312522
I thought your coffee meme was retarded and low effort, now I just think you're retarded (:
>>37313084
I thought your post was low T and gay but now I just think you're a faggot ;)
The Joost will never stop being cute!
"Well, he slapped me with the back of his hand like a total bitch. Then assraped me. Now I got ebola, give me a smooch." xD
>believing anything a woman says about her ex
9 times out of 10 it's going to be horribly exaggerated and not even close to what really happened. Unless there's proof of it then it's best to remain neutral because you don't know both sides of the story.
>being 23 without an ex
"Of course you're a good person, Anon. My cousin is dating you so you must be someone good."