Dumb/Embarrasing things you've done while drunk thread.

The two most embarrassing things I've done while drunk are:
>Groped and tried to finger this girl that had passes out on my bed
She resisted so it was kind of rape, but she didn't really tell anyone
>Tried to choke this really pretty but annoying girl i had just met
She ended up liking it

>>37310393
Started ranting about how I don't believe in human rights and that women shouldn't have the right to vote

Guys didn't mind it actually, having them over again tonight

>it's an "OP steals a topic from Kiwi Farms" episode

>>37310455
I think it's just sexual assault then. Also are you a sandnigger?

>>37310582
Nope, slavshit

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Not sure if this counts, but it was embarrassing for me.

>get crossfaded with sister one night
>we go into the kitchen to make something to eat
>get an intense head rush, sit on the floor to calm down
>sister hands me a cup of water
>attempt to take a sip, pass out and spill water on myself and floor
>wake up a minute later face down on the floor with my shirt soaked
>sister is freaking out, don't remember what happened
>apparently I also hit the oven pretty hard when I fell, got a large bruise on my shoulder

I was barely conscious and started hallucinating for a few minutes before I passed out again.

>>37310655
And then you fucked her right?

>pick up the wrong girl at the dying campfire to take to the woods to make out
>she didn't mind

>need to piss at a party, toilet occupied by a couple telling me to go to the kitchen
>shrug, walk into the kitchen, lift a seatcovering and piss through the metal chair on the floor

>drunk
YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT: LEAVE.

>>37310393
I started eating a friend's houseplant. And then took off my pants and hip thrusted at everyone.

>birthday party last week
>drinking all day
>end up at club around 12
>doing good
>someone starts buying shots
>close tab
>next memory is realizing I'm 5 miles away at 4am

I live less than a 10 min walk from where we were, no idea what the fuck happened. Assume I got lost and just wandered. Also wondering if I got drugged or something. Total blackout for 3+ hours.

I have never been drunk because I have no friends

got drunk during a house party of a class mate, vomited on myself and my friends had to carry me back home.
Some of those people I haven't seen ever since, so their last memory of me will be this.

>>37310393
Started explaining a war that never happened in detail and talked shit about anime. No one except for me watched anime there.