What would do you do in this situation?

>>37307583
Laugh at the tourrets guy, then feel bad for laughing.

>Public transportation

I'd rather not surround myself with normies and disgusting people.

>>37307583
like, who am i supposed to be? just watching this go down?

id just shrug

"hmm who'll i sit next to the timid shy guy reading a book or the open, confident-looking Chad"

makes sense who she'd go with, but if she sat beside the beta i wouldnt be too surprised either

>>37307583
I never use public transportation, let alone a subway
If I started though I should get a Switch

>>37307583
Who am I, the girl, left guy or right guy.
Left guy, read my book
Right guy, stare into space
Girl, stare into space and make sure no one can look up my skirt.

I think I'd prefer to be left guy since he has the most space and a book.

>>37307583
Wonder why she sat right next to me. Now my damn leg space is hedged in by her and a fucking wall.

>>37308043
>>37308100
You made me laugh.
You should go to /pol/ and snap them out of their bullshit..:)

girls always sit next to me, sometimes when theres not even another person nearby, but doesnt mean anything.. right?

>>37307583
Don't sit in the first place and avoid the embarrassment

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Although it'd be great for me being the guy on the right the problem is I would then feel obligated to say something to her. The problem is that I would not know what to do or say, I'd become nervous and I'd become extremely self conscious of where are my eyes staring at trying not to invade her personal space or stare at her. The nervousness of course would become extremely obvious and I'd be just staying there, immobile, petrified, scared to look at her and I would just sit awkwardly there, waiting to get to my stop or fabricating some ridiculous excuse to leave.

In short, I am so emtionally fucked up that for me being the guy at the left would actually be a relief.

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>>37307583
im not a girl but i would sit in the middle, it makes sense

shit myself loudly, then turn to the girl and say "you made the right choice".

I would laugh out loud and shout "lol bitch this fag has tuberculosis" if I was the left one.

Stare deeply into her thighs.

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I'd sit in the middle because I'm not a slut who blatantly flirts with guys, nor am i attracted to the nerdy or "cool guy" stereotypes.