It is insulting when a girl treats your penis like a small animal?

>>37307148
yes. do you think they would do that to Chad's big penis? ofc no. dump her

>>37307306
What if your dick is huge and she still calls it cute and talks to it and pets it like a hamster?

Or like, what if she tickles your balls and tries to compliment them by calling them adorable?

>>37307342
she is insane, dump her

>>37307148
they treat mine like a burn-victim, because it's disfigured, scarred and weirdly colored n sheeet.

>>37307532
post pictures right the fuck now, I want to see that dick.

>>37307148
>>37307342
You've found yourself a keeper, anon.

>>37307342
>>37307365
refer to this man. >>37307455
wish you the best of luck in finding a woman that isn't batshit insane!

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What's a manly compliment a woman could give a penis? They all look like naked mole rats who need pets and kisses.

>>37307148
depends

If she locks it in a cage or kicks it as hard as she can, then avoid her unless you're into those sorts of things

>>37308684
call it thick, guys would love that

>>37307148
Yes. Got nervous and called a guys dick cute once cause he was pressuring me for a response. He fucking cried and it ruined the night. They're really sensitive about their dick being synonymous with anything other than monolithic entities despite being such a small appendage on their body comparatively.

>>37309699
But that's not hot. Who the fuck wants something thick in their mouth? Thick is what you call someone stupid, not something you're gonna lick and suck.

When I see a nice penis my first instinct is always to call it cute. It always hurts the men's feelings. Their balls, too. You can't say a man has small balls.

>>37309906
Right? Seriously, it looks funny and cute and smoother than a babies butt, like a pig in a blanket or something, and its like they can't see that.

>>37307148
I always laugh when I see that picture.

>>37307148
They treat mine like a ghost, as they act like it isn't there

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I love running my hands through a man's bushy pubes and pretending it's a cat.