How's your Saturday morning? I'm going to try to best

I gave up. World 3 was hard...

I got kissed by a girl, wasn't expecting that desu

>>37304010
Pretty good! I'm enjoying some ZombieRP on Garry's Mod and I plan to start up Overwatch soon and play Comp!

>>37304729
Pray do tell! I got stuck on level 3 world 3 and gave up. I got better at world 2 today though. Well I'm going to try again today or tomorrow. Hopefully by the end of the summer I can't beat SMB3! But tell us about this kiss!

>>37304010
I trying to think of something productive to do with my life, since it's pretty much finished. Nothing left, so I'm wondering what I can do to make a difference in the world short of giving you lot all my money and putting a bullet in my head.

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>>37304010
have you tried visiting reddit? That way you can talk to other like-minded joyfucks about doing "being blessed" and "enjoying the simple things".

>>37304798
>work at a gas station
>huge concert happnened up the road
>normies walking around everywhere
>go across to the diner on the other side of the highway for after work food
>whilst munching in the car, Stacy is getting directions for a caravan park
>know where it is, down backroads she has no hope of finding at 1am while walking
>offer to drive her there because it's like 3min out of my way and I'm a sucker for being a hero
>she jumps in car, go around the corner and two of her friends had already started walking (the wrong way)
>pick them up too, drive to place
>as I pull up they're all thankful
>hold out my hand to shake hands with original Stacy
>she grabs it, learns over and kisses me square on the lips
>like a peck kiss
>says "thank you so much anon, I'm Maddy"
>they pile out and I quickly get out of there befote I make a fool of myself.

>>37304870
>girl kisses you

i am genuinely about to throw my monitor out the window. GET THE FUCK OUT~!!!!!!!

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It's boring. I opened my 3DS and was going to play Monster Hunter but I got bored of it as soon as my save finished loading so I closed. Now I'm thinking about jacking off because there's all these porn images in the catalog tempting me towards it.

OP here. Does anyone else remember this gem?

>>37305079
Everyone remembers SMB3, it's just that most people have already played it in some form or another

>>37304917
B-but she kissed me!

>>37305079
>getting so triggered by my post you pretend to be OP

its alright, i realized last night that i just dont want to talk to people anymore outside of video games. talking to people is just so mentally exhausting and i dont wanna deal with it anymore, i wanna be a neet again.