/britfeel/

Roasting out lads.

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>>37289363
>Friday in with the Anons edition

Might head down Omegle later to pick up some slags m8s

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>>37289363
Who here /waitingforcomfyweather/?

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>>37289363
pic related tomorrow, taking mum to chelsea flower show, putting her up in a hotel in mayfair and staying with the gf in another room in the hotel b/c it sounded like fun

getting an early night tonight though, mum's so excited for the show she wants to be there at 8:30am

>>37289424

Please vacate the premises anon you're too normal to fit in here.

Headed to a gig, just a couple of lads with guitars, a bit Django and a bit Paco de Lucia. Throw in some wine and it makes for a pleasant enough Friday evening.

>>37289423
>super hot during the week and in an office with air conditioning
>thunderstorming on Saturday when I have no place to be
>grey and a bit warm when I'm going out on Sunday

Good timing all round

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>>37289423
>tfw get really happy and excited when it is bright and sunny and warm
>remember I have no reason to go outside or nobody to do outdoor activities with
>sit inside feeling depressed listening to all the normies enjoying the sunshine and outdoors
>can't wait for it to rain again so I can be comfy and peaceful at home drinking cups of tea in my blankets

pic unrelated

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>>37289410
>went to get my last ice lolly from the freezer
>mfw it's gone
Cunt bastard flatmates

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>>37289476
>It won't be Christmas for another 7 months
just kill me

>>37289424
rich, normie twat

>>37289424
t. Tory voter

>>37289589
Who are you voting for then?

>>37289606
Greens

Originally

>>37289610
That's worse than throwing away your vote

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>>37289553
made my own money, so "rich" isn't an insult to me. My mother's a nurse and hasn't had a proper holiday in a long time.

And getting a girlfriend is a fucking cakewalk in London. Anyone can do it.

>>37288444
Despair anon phone posting here
I'm spending the weekend with family in the Lake District since grandad is sick, or something
They're lovely people but there'll be alcohol which concerns me
It also turns out that my city is simply one of the few cool places in the country, because having left I'm really starting to feel the heat

>>37289476

Exact same feel lad. Everyones out enjoying their lives and I'm sat inside roasting in my room that's like a double furnace because of my PC.

>>37289424
>gf

The exit, use it, normscum!

>>37289620

Not him, but in what sense?

>>37289589
I'd vote for the Labour or the Greens, but i'm getting to the point where, like, why the fuck would i do that?

I'm already getting taxed at the 40% bracket, and under labour that would be 45-50%. why would i not try and shield my income or move to, say, singapore where income tax is capped at 15%?

I'm still looking to buy my first home, I'm not a fucking millionaire, but Labour wants to tax me at 45-50% while old farts sitting on millions in property equity get a fucking pass. This country (especially London) is far too competitive for Labour's tax plan.

>>37289649

Britfeel is a normie thread.

Vegetables are tolerated.

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Well lads I think mummy's constant reminders that everything will be fine are getting through. I do feel emotionally fragile, though I have always been sensitive~

>>37289424
Wow, that actually sounds really nice anon! Keep us updated if you're not enjoying tomorrow too much to post. I must ask though, wasn't it supposed to thunderstorm tomorrow?

>>37289476
>>37289532
>old OP images

They're like time capsules for old britfeel memes. Makes me feel really nostalgic~

>>37289622
How you make you money laddo?

Tilde is a cute bgirl!

>>37289682
>while old farts sitting on millions in property equity get a fucking pass

Probably not under Corbyn, which of course is why he'll never be PM.

Gone to a bbq at a mate's house and one of them has brought their fucking kid.

Who else thinks inheritance should be banned and all assets should be liquidated to the state and then distributed equally to improve nationalised services?

>>37289738
I unironicalIy do

just had a run, bit sweaty now lads x

>>37289704
corbyn can't do anything to piss off the old, it's career suicide. That's why i pay about 20,000GBP/year tax for Old Age care alone.

imo the NHS should be means-tested like France but again that affects the elderly so proposing it is political suicide.

>>37289692
I'm not super rich, I just earn a comfortable 6 figures as a computer programmer.

>>37289665
I think the general idea this election is if you're a green voter, you're massively anti tory. So if you dont want tories in power, its better to vote for a party that has a better chance of taking tory seats. Green is no threat to tory but labour has more of a chance. Not big with politics but i think thats how it works.

T. Green sympathiser voting labour

>>37289738

Umm no. I'd torch the lot or instruct family to do it for me first.

Fuck "the state".

>>37289773
Do we even pay that much for programmers here?

>>37289775

Well that would depend where you're voting I suppose but I do take your point.

>>37289751
thanks for that pm kev x

>>37289738
this is drastic. make the NHS means tested (pay if you can afford it, the more you earn the more you pay up to a cap). It's a better solution and while it will probably never happen, it's 1000x as likely to happen as your idea

because old people would just sell their houses before they die and buy assets in countries where HMRC doesn't have a good relationship

>>37289738

Fortunately my parents already gave the house to me, so I don't have to worry about the extortion of inheritance tax.

It's funny, I'm technically a millionaire but still have to live of Aldi food sometimes

>>37289773
>corbyn can't do anything to piss off the old, it's career suicide. That's why i pay about 20,000GBP/year tax for Old Age care alone.

Suicide from what position?

He's never going to be PM, basically because he refuses to compromise his leftie stance, which I DO NOT agree with BTW. But I do fi nd it amusing that people ask why a politican would have policies based upon beliefs rather than populism.

>Fucking dickhead father taking calls when you're in the room

So rude. God dammit I wanna say something.

mdma and guitar hero go REALLY well together

>>37289855
I have a mate who used to do that. I nipped that shit in the bud

Rude cunts

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>>37289686
I really hope someone has an archive of all the OP image since Original OP Image Guy came up with the concept. I never saved them all because I assumed somebody with more autism would archive them all.

Infact sad to see the NYE one is the only one of the original background I have saved.

I just ate a kilogram and a half of beef mince. Feeling a bit sick.

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>>37289686
looks a bit miserable early but it should clear up for the good hours.

>>37289801
yup

>>37289847

I'm very likely a technical millionaire also, in fact there's no probably about it, but I've honestly no idea of my net worth.

I still drive a Scenic!

>>37289738
>Should everything you family have worked their lives for be given to the state to pay off central banking debts which have been accrued fighting unjustified foriegn wars and supporting mass immigration from 3rd world countries into the UK

And commies wonder why people don't buy into their 'revolutionary' ideas

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Alright lads it's the weekend again which means I have work again tomorrow. But more relevant to you is that if you're in Leeds tomorrow I'd like to arrange another /britfeel/ night out. Last week there were just two of us and we both survived. Now then, there are two options:

The first is that we meet up in the now reopened Angel Inn. In that case it's cheap pints, a drink and a chat.

Option 2 is we take the food challenge I've mentioned a time or two. That's at MeatLiquor and involves eating a burger, a hotdog and a bowl of chips, all of which are covered in jalapenos, in about 12 minutes. Do it and you get it free. Fail and it costs you 25 quid. Pic related.

Anyway, we'll gauge interest in each and go from there. Either way it'll be at around 1730 which is shortly after I get off work at 1700. What do you say lads?

>>37289852
>Suicide from what position?
you can't take anything from the old. Theresa May had to back down on the dementia tax last week for the same reason. We spend over 150 billion per year on public pensions. That's more than the cost of keeping the NHS running over the same period. You just can't propose cuts there, no matter what side of the aisle you're on. It's a great way of saying "I don't want to be elected ever".

I work at Gregs and I spent all of today in front of a massive oven.

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>>37289825
then make it illegal or find a way to massively tax the old dodgers who attempt to divert state funds

>>37289695
Aww thank you very much anon! Though I am very certain you are an attractive person! You have a really nice personality from what I can tell~

>>37289751
Anon, I think you should have a shower. You don't want to ruin your bed sheets tonight~

>>37289871
I have loads on my PC, used to make like 70% of the threads in the past~

>>37289900
>t. no idea how the budget is spent

>>37289932
You really need to fucking kill yourself you freak. Fuck off.

>>37289918
>t's a great way of saying "I don't want to be elected ever".

So... Like 90% of the other current policies of his party then?

Jeremy Corbyn will never be PM of the UK.

>>37289927
>then make it illegal or find a way to ta
that would decimate the country's economy, kill the NHS in one fell swoop, and reduce our standard of living to the level of eastern european nations.

I hate people who have had everything handed to them on a place as much as the next guy, but you can't just stop people from doing what they want with their assets.

>>37289999
you sound like you belong in the gulag quads-guy

>>37289932
>2 out of a potential 3 (you)'s

thankyou I sleep in all my clothes so its not the bed sheets I worry about

>>37289974
yeah but it's important for the opposition to at least look somewhat electable in order to keep the party in power honest

I'm probably going to vote for Labour just to keep the conservative party honest. If the opposition is crumbling come the election, the tories'll be able to get away with a ton more heinous shit.

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>>37289999
>you can't just stop people from doing what they want with their assets
Welcome to politics

>>37289927
Do you Communist retards not understand that 'state funds' come directly from central banking and everything they take off us in tax goes directly to repaying the debt, while the funding of services such as the NHS comes directly from loans to the State by central banks, which are leveraged against the countries tax paying population. The result of which means we are kept in infinite debt living our lives as wage/debt slaves.

You can start thinking about Communism after you begin thinking about nationalising the currency and removing central banks.

Have a documentary

And recommended reading

Niall Ferguson

And if in the mean time you'd like to learn a little more about Communism

Gulag Archipelago

Don't worry anon, bought into the Commie meme when I was 18 too and my only learning of history came from GCSE history class.

lads, I have a star trek question. regarding replicators, is each crew member given a certain amount of credit to use each week/month or whatever or can they replicate however much they like? i know in voyager they were given credits but that was something of an exceptional circumstance

>>37290028
Do you not have any pyjamas? Even sleeping nude seems preferable anon. You should not sleep in your clothes in this heat lad~

***CHECKING OF DUBS IS ONLY ALLOWED ON /b/***

>>37289927
>>37290071
Sorry forgot to link the doc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByFfzMORXSM

>>37289449
>>37289553
>>37289589
>>37289649
>>37289686
>>37289692
>>37289622
reverse image search you thick twats, why are you falling for a LARPer?

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>realized my phone doesn't delete deleted photos and merely moves them to a "bin"
>several embarrasing body pics and a few desusan pics among face pictures in there

thank god nobody stole my phone

>>37290080
no, my bed is just a shitty fold up portable one because I used to lay and sleep on the floor but got spooked after seeing a spider so use this instead. I used to use pjamas and probably would if I lived on my own and had something of a normal sleep routine

>>37290079
Only on Voyager, because they were stranded so had no way to resupply. Elsewhere I think you can replicate as much stuff as you like, but presumably you'd be reprimanded if you wasted resources hugely.

>>37289905
i'll come for a drink or two if its not chucking it down. bit poor ATM so can't afford the food thing as I know i won't be able to eat it that fast

>>37290120
If you're the same lad I know you don't like feeling as though you owe money but if you change your mind I don't mind subbing you the 25 until some other meetup. Still, the pub might be comfier anyway. I hope we get at least one or two more this time though, no offence.

>>37289738

I probably would if I didn't have wealthy parents.

>>37289633
Hey buddy!
Kind of jealous to be honest, I bet the Lakes look amazing in this kind of weather - Just wish it wasn't that hot ;_;

I think if you can abstain from drinking today or at least only drink a small amount it will be a massive achievement that will hopefully make things easier in the future.

Whatever happens though just do your best and I hope you enjoy your time in the Lakes!

>>37289363
Hot as cunting shitting fucking hot. Fucking discusting weather, bring on winter eh lads.

Thank god I've got a bag of weed.

>tfw you make the effort to try and spend time with little sister you barely see but she'd rather sit in her room all night

I was going to get us pizza and watch a film maybe

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>>37290103
yeah i got the pictures off google, if you reverse image search them you'll find that it's the hotel cafe royal.

pic related: recent emails

>declan
lmao

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Don't lose your virginity

>>37290272
have you told her that? Maybe if you communicated that to her she might come down and spend the night with you

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>it's a failed my coursework and module for no apparent reason episode
Gone from a 2:2 to a referral, baka.

>>37290281
What was that cheeky 1.4k for?

>>37290281

>Whos paying you 1.5kUSD through paypal?
>Expensive Uber
>Whats a laravel contract?
>How'd you earn enough money for Amex?

Are you that IT anon living in manchester?

>>37290301
>dubs man is still here

Was thinking about you the other day mate. Truly cromulent.

>>37290318
Enjoy summer resits friendo

>>37290272
You sound like a nice brother anon.

Go up and tell her you are going to order a pizza and for you two and ask her if she would like to watch a film with you. You are a good person Anon.

>>37290301
REEEE you're only not permabanned because mods are cucks

>>37290288
N-no but she lives up in the attic, it would really make me seem desperate to go all the way up specially...

What tesco meal deal should I get lads?

>>37290272
This post made me sad :*(

pics of sister pls

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>>37290281
>being a PHP dev

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>>37289820
That is a bit cheeky of you.

- PM Kev x

>>37290385
>eating Tesco sandwiches/wraps

Just by loads of yellow flavoured Monster Munch

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Proper a bit of a longshot but does anyone have the PSD of the OP image regardless how up to date it is?

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>tfw no other speedcubers in britfeel

>>37290441
stop impersonating me.

- PM Kev x

>>37289363

Anyone else see Purple Aki on ITV news last night?

He was there for just a split second but fuck me I squealed when I saw him.

>>37290481
I use a Rubik's Cube on my desk at work but I can't do it very quickly. Interested in learning though, I still have to check a notesheet I have occasionally.

>had a water balloon fight with my sister and her friends
>lost

I panicked and accidentally got myself stuck in a corner and pelted with balloons.

>>37290521

Did I make the news again? Didn't even notice.

>>37290117
makes sense. would it not be possible to replicate a replicator?

>>37290436
I'm not a PHP dev, hence the email goes unread. currently in consulting and devops, i contributed to Docker a few years ago so my skills are in p. high demand atm

>>37290321
>What was that cheeky 1.4k for?
none of your business

>>37290319
>Expensive Uber
no shit it was my fucking gf, i take the tube but she thinks she can take ubers round London on my card like she's bella hadid. gonna have a stern word later.

>Whats a laravel contract?
a job which is beneath me

>How'd you earn enough money for Amex?
you don't have to earn much at all for a charge card. my plan is to pay my rent and bills with it so I rack up 2000+ points per month for those sweet, sweet air mriles

>Are you that IT anon living in manchester?

LONDON

>>37290481
nope
I learned how to solve it, but that's it
I'm lazy like that, always do the bare minimum required of me

>>37290554
You could replicate the parts to construct a replicator sure.

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>>37290553
You aren't me.

- Aki *squeeze*

>>37290540
Did you get an erection?

>>37290540
did you see through their tops?

>>37290558
You are meant to not sound fake. That's the whole point of pretending.

>tfw stuck at dad's house till sunday
>literally run out of things to do
>expects me to be happy listening to him and his cousin talk about bike parts and the upcoming TT for another couple hours tonight

>>37290165
nah i'm a different lad. how will i recognise you guys? is there a sign/counter sign?

>>37290578
No, too wet for that.

>>37290598
Swim suits and I didn't look, there is a huge age gap.

>>37290601
which bit sounds fake? looks to me like i live a pretty average middle class life. my parents didn't go to uni and neither did i but i'm doing alright

>>37290558
Fuck off LARPer-fag

lads I'm 23 and I haven't had my period yet I'm starting to get a little bit concerned.

>>37290609
trade places???

>>37290652
boys don't get periods unless they have hemmaroids or anal cancer

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Anyone else getting loads of adverts for the Conservatives on Normiebook?

>>37290558
>devops

I've googled this before, and I still legit have no idea what it even entails

>>37290558
>currently in consulting and devops, i contributed to Docker a few years ago
Nice! I really want to move to a devops role, 2nd line helldesk bitch right now. I'm honestly not crazy about Docker/Kubernetes etc but that's where the money is right now so I guess I don't have a choice but to work with it.

>>37290616
Last time we just went with clothing. I'll be wearing a black sleeveless shirt and smart trousers with a brown shoulder bag. Still if you want a sign/. countersign

>The forests sure have changed
>But the owls are still around

>>37290558
SSanon was actually believable until recently. You didn't even manage to be believable from the start.

>>37290647
>>37290601
well i don't really care enough to prove it to you unless you have something simple in mind so, believe what you want

>>37290616 Don't listen to this FF weeaboo faggot >>37290751

Here's a better one

>When does the narwhal bacon?
>Midnights

>>37290757
>SSanon was actually believable until recently
only to fools

holy shit they actually did it
hows it taste >>37290301?
mods confirmed gods

>>37290782
I'd like to see you say that to some normie then trail spaghetti fleeing the pub you daft prick

What are we up to tonight lads?
How are we doing?

>>37289905
Lad from last Sat. Won't be able to make this one due to having to take a ton of stuff home after work. Portfolios, etc. Don't fancy lugging it around with me either.

If this Sat goes ahead and there is a future Saturday. I might nip down a cheeky pint.
Especially if the Angel has opened back up.

>>37290811

About to watch American Beauty

>>37290674
>but that's where the money is right now so I guess I don't have a choice but to work with it.
not at all, you can get by fine with a decent knowledge of ansible, chef, aws, etc. it helps if you've done system architecture or worked at some agencies with good reputations.

just know how to set up sentry and papertrail and be prepared for an easy ride, that's been my experience with devops. i automated myself out of a job in the first 2 months and they can't find anything else for me to do other than "keep the servers up"

>>37290757
anything in particular you don't believe about what is clearly a pretty average existence

>>37290843
That film is great for redpilling robots on normie life

>>37290835
No bother. There's always another Saturday. Gradually our numbers will swell.

>>37290616
So what will you wear?

>>37290751
Wish i could meet the anon from my town and do funny shit like this.

>>37290811
Getting drunk with captain picard. Feeling good. What about you la

Monday is bank holiday! 3 days of nothing. niice.

>>37290868
Make it happen, why the fuck not la

>>37290811

sweating like a blind lesbian at a grimsby fish market lad, just waiting for the storms tomorrow

>>37290868

might nip to tesco before it shuts and get some goodies. Then to my local shitty takeaway for a chicken fillet burger meal.

I'll be up until 7am so I'll likely watch some streamers on twitch and play battlefield.

My life is great (crying emoji) (gun emoji)

>>37290888
Your life is exactly how mine was for years throughout my early 20s

Only difference now is I can't be arsed with vidya anymore (gun emoji)

>>37290811
Gonna play Vanquish in a bit

>>37290868
Do it.
Makes a nice change of pace to meet up for a pint.

Where are you?

>>37290884
Na I think i've suggested it in the past with no response. He knows i'm here, dont blame him if he doesnt want to meet some autist from an internet cliche referencing forum.

>>37290888
sounds alright to me lad. why up til 7? you a norcturnal?

>>37290917
Thanks for reminding me that's out

>>37290874
Oh yey, an extra day of normies ruining everything....Whoopie...

oh, in case you couldn't tell, I was being fucking sarcastic!!!

>>37290868
>Getting drunk with captain picard.

Which season which episode?

Or is he actually there with you?

Anyone else looking forward to hearing about the story of Marko and SS anon's outing to the woods with an air rifle tomorrow?

>>37290888
>Tfw even streaming has been taken over by corporations

Christ I miss streamchan.

Was a different world back then.

>>37290947
Season 3, ep 6 "Booby trap"
I've seen the whole series a couple of times before, just been a couple of years since my last watch. Also that second comment, I wish. Actually had dreams about being on the Enterprise with him. Sad but true.

>>37290558
>girlfriend taking ubers on your card

If this is true then you are an extreme beta and getting used. I guarantee you I make more money than you and my gf would never dream of this.

>>37291031
well i wish i had a gf like yours then, because mine never learned the value of money. wouldn't jump straight to "you're being used", though -- her parents are beyond loaded, just gonna tell her to use their fucking card insread

>>37291075
Yeah my girlfriend has a good job and actually makes her own money, so she knows the value.

I'd hate to be with someone who just leeches off her parents or her boyfriend.

>>37290811
playing overwatch free weekend

>>37290987
Sorry lad I don't think there will be a story.

SS Anon has asked me not to tell any stories about our meetings and he'll be doing the same. He was really hurt that people here think he's lying. This place is important to him, probably more important to him than most here, and it was tough for him to get the abuse he did last time.

He did embellish his story about getting shagged after the terror attack though, so I can understand. But it affected him a lot. He takes this place too seriously, to be honest with you.

So yeah, I promised him I wouldn't tell a story about it so I won't.

>>37291098
literally said to my girlfriend yesterday: "andrew's girlfriend is a fucking lawyer. why can't you be a lawyer? why can't you fucking do anything besides bartending, which you don't even make any money from because you get shift meals and stay for drinks after work?"

really reaching the end of my fucking rope to be honest. still, she's working an 8 hour shift tonight then she's doing the dishes and cleaning up afterwards so what can I say? she's smart but she just doesn't have any skills

>>37291098
>girlfriend
back to facebook, normscum.

>>37291134
new to this board why are the trips here such precious little cunts

Any of you lads fancy meeting up at a service station for lunch?

I'm not even a bender or anything, just fancy a cup of tea with a britfeel anon

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>Asked for shifts monday to friday
>only got one day confirmed

For the love of god I have to go back on the dole and job searching again dont I?

For Fuck sake!

>>37291149
Wouldn't accept that to be honest with you mate. It's ok to slag around with girls like that when you're young, but if you actually want a serious relationship then you need someone who you can respect as your equal.

>>37291134
>He did embellish his story about getting shagged after the terror attack though
these fucking threads i swear

>>37291134
>He was really hurt that people here think he's lying
What a massive bellend.
I'm glad it hurt his feelings and now means he won't post his 'stories'

>>37291181
>zero
>hours
>"""contract"""

Unlucky. Ask them about rapid restart

>>37291198
He's a sensitive guy. Like I said, he takes it too seriously. But yeah, you got what you wanted because he said he'll never post a story here again.

>>37290866
black jeans, adidas trainers, either a green or black jacket, have short hair and a beard

>>37291181
Accrue experience there and use it to trade up to a better but similar position. That's what I did.

SSAnon if you're listening I never shit talked you and you always make me smile. I've said so before too.

>>37291213
Fucking shite, never again. Weeks at a time nothing, and cancelling when I'm on my way in. Fuck that.

>shipman not posted since the bombing
>the faggot muslim who got blown up was obsessed with coronation street

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>>37291257
fuck off r9homo

>>37291229
Alright lad see you at 1730 at the Angel Inn

I've been out in my blow up boat on the pool today lads, did you know its been a record breaking day in terms of the amount of solar energy we've received.

I'm all red like a lobster after falling asleep.

>>37291294
>wagies will oppose this

>>37291189
yeah you're right
"extreme beta" might be a bit of a stretch though, I do OK

Burger King delivery taking ages tonight lads. I hope it's not one of those things where they have one delivery guy delivering to three different houses and I'm last. That's ok for pizza but when it's a burger it's not good at all.

>>37291312
Yeah sorry mate, you know how it goes on here, you always say things in the most extreme way possible to make your point. Or at least that is the habit I've gotten into and I think most others too.

>>37291317
>burger king delivery

truly, living outside of london sounds pretty grim

>>37291336
I have that problem a lot

>>37291294
Be careful lad, skin cancer is a real risk.

>>37291294
>not having a ducky rubber ring

lol, do you even pool?

I fucking hate newspapers. Why can't they just report the news instead of putting their stupid bias on everything?

I'd expect it from tabloid papers but the broadsheets are just as bad.

>>37291257

Shipman was posted on the night of the bombing and everyone got their jimmies rustled over it

>>37291439
>he actually expects unbiased news from anywhere.

>laughing rupert murdoch.newspaper

>>37291439
They discovered that people don't give a shit about news and facts, they only give a shit about stories that conform to their preconceived bias so they pander to it

>>37291439
because then there would only need to be one newspaper lad

>>37291272
alright lad

plz no rape

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>>37291257
>Anon storms into my office
>Claims I blew up the concert in Manchester
>Tell him I was at home snoozing all evening
>Wants me to give him some evidence
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37291257
>obsessed with coronation street

When did I ever say I was obsessed with coronation street?

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>>37291309
Well I did some work today too and painted the fence.
>>37291358
I will anon, factor 50 all day every day.
>>37291399
I have a duck too somewhere but he might get eaten by the shark.

Cropped to fit the 2mb limit and the pool was still being filled when I took this, it gets to about 3ft tall when full.

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this is my pupper earlier today exploring a stream to stay cool, say something nice about him

>>37291521
>DSC_0655 - Copy.jpg
>create a copy with all possible properties remvoed

>>37291521
That is so working class it's hilarious

Imagine seeing that in your neighbours garden

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>>37291521
remember talking to you about this a few weeks ago, madman

>>37291586
Whose a good boy then?

Streams usually have water mate

>>37291612
did you not look at the right side of the picture m8?

>>37291586
looks like an old faggot tbqh

>>37291257
Obsessed with Corrie?

Is he Sexy Kev poster?

>>37291586
A loyal, trustworthy companion. 12/10. Hecking good boy.

Me and my mates just drunkenly gave some paki shop 100 quid for a load of fidget spinners. I've never regretted something so much lads

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Make Social-Care Great Again

>>37291660
Pics of the amount of spinners you have?

>>37291660
that money is already in syria

More news about the corrie obssessed muslim faggot who was on couples come dine with me. This isn't the bomber by the way, it's a victim

His mum called him a "diva" (codeword for faggy prick) and he was getting ready to go on a "trip of a lifetime" to the USA

REKT

>>37291475
Don't worry, your desusan is safe

>>37291591
I had to crop it to reduce the file size since it was taken with a DSLR that produces 5mb+ pictures.

>>37291592
Don't care, its too comfy to argue with. Especially when I take a few drinks aboard or mum brings me my dinner.

>>37291607
I do it every summer desu, I even patched up a small leak today so it should be good for another few years.

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doganon here, this is another picture i took earlier.
walked into a stadium and just sat in the nosebleeds for a while all alone, was very comfy

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>>37291673
I only have two, my mates have gone home with all the rest

>>37291724
>nosebleeds
>like a storey up
the absolute state of rugby stadiums

>>37291724
Is that Scotstoun Leisure Centre?
h-hello fellow glasgow anon

Sure is slow tonight, almost as if half of /r9k/ have hit the clubs like normans.

>>37291793
didnt expect someone to recognise it
h-hi

>>37291729
Creasing at this

everytime I think im gonna have a good Friday night I end up here refreshing the thread watcher.

>>37291694
no offence lad but my chastity belt will be on

>>37291808
all the kids have went to bed, too

>>37291712
Fuck me mate you make it sound like the pinnacle of existence. Its so ridiculous. I mean this all in a good way, i'm gutted i didnt think of it myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjyUJR60pQ

Absolutely creasing at this video. Why the fuck do we still have a monarchy in 2017?

Primark are selling Hawaiian shits.

ive never seen anybody wearing an Hawaiian shirt ever

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>Parents asking if I'm depressed
>Don't tell them that I'm having suicidal thoughts because I'm too pussy to act on them and don't want to be pitied or looked down upon by anybody
>Pitied and looked down upon by all of my family anyway because I'm struggling to find a job and spend all my free time playing video games

Can't win desu.
Might go to University, any robots actually had success with it? might be good for me desu

>>37291980
I was actually saying that I wanted to buy one earlier today. Will do ASAP.

>>37291957
Well I don't really get out much desu, I just go from being stuck inside because of the cold to suddenly roaming around the garden because of the nice weather.

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>A group of Sixth Formers shouted "WHHEEEEYYY" at me when I tripped up today

This fucking guy has come round to chat with my sister and he's such a gormless bloody loud cunt that I want to go and punch him

>>37291997
I enjoyed myself at Uni but it's a bit of a luck thing really, some of my mates who are more outgoing than me had a shit time

But I got a decent job out of it and 4 years of relative fun

I will say though that don't just go to Uni for the sake of it, you have to actually care a bit about what you are doing or you'll just drop out and then everyone will pity you even more.

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>>37292039
I know the feel. The drive by heckle is enough to make me sad for days

>>37292070
just wait until how you feel when you hear her moans as he destroys her pussy

>>37292039
HE FELL OVAH!!

>>37291463
Yeah I dunno why I even posted that because I already know that's the answer.

Anyone watch Corbyn on Andrew Neil? I just watched it. He's very calm when he's getting grilled. Getting better at being a slippery politician too.

He did a weird thing with his eyes at the end when he said "your choice" though. I don't think the British public could ever vote for a crazy eyed guy like that.

>>37292001
what will you wear it with?

>>37292071
I wouldn't say that I wouldn't care, if anything I would probably enjoy actually doing something as opposed to nothing every day.

It might be a redeeming factor for me desu because no one in my family has went to uni before. I'll have a look at some courses

>>37292039
>fuck off cleanshirt
>>37292106
i had a drive by heckle today but he was stopped at lights for a while
replied "have fun working out of a van, peasant!"

>>37292039
I'd just laugh along with them if that happened to me.

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>>37292106
>Walking home from work earlier
>Just set off
>Had a shit day
>Some prick in a mini rolls past slowly with all the windows down and shouts WEEEEEEEEEYYYY and honks
>Then laughs and drives off

Why?
I wasn't doing anything, just walking
People are such cunts

>>37292116
He's a fuccboi m8

He's the type who'll run crying at the hint of a battering

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>>37292163
Khaki slacks of course

>>37292193
Ah, a low intelligence van driver.

Could he hear you or was it delivered after he was out of hearing distance?

>>37292160
>Anyone watch Corbyn on Andrew Neil?
Not yet but I'm going to watch all of the interviews this weekend, but its not the same since Jeremy Paxman stopped doing this sort of thing.

Its still glowing light blue on the north western horizon lads, summer has come to town!

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>>37292200
This reminds me of something that happened a few years ago
>in taxi
>some kids (look about 12ish) throw water balloons at the taxi
What the fuck is wrong with people these days

>>37292232
Nah mate, Andrew is pretty good.

>>37292232
True but Andrew Neil is also very good.

>>37292200
I would have turned my nose up and shouted "unacceptable!"

>>37292205
w-why are her knees so red?

>>37291964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnt_uT5YzQ

Joke of an institution

>>37292225
he was at lights, he heard and started shouting but someone else beeped him when the lights turned and i was already walking off

i used to be a cyclist so i'm used to hurling abuse at dickheads in cars and vans.

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>Why the fuck do we still have a monarchy in 2017?

>>37292281
This reminds me of something that happened a few years ago
>in car
>some chavs (look about 20ish) throw fireworks at the car
What the fuck is wrong with people these days

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ITS TOO FUCKING HOT

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP IN THESE CONDITIONS

>>37292343
Why won't one of those redcoats just take one for the team and pull the trigger, a republic will bring this country into the current century.

>>37292333
Don't start with that shit Saejima, Haruka is not for sexual

>>37292383
drink lots of cold water
keep wetting your hair and back
keep a fan on you
sleep under the duvet cover minus the duvet.
but I don't suppose you were asking, just complaining.

>>37292368
Billions of our taxes get put into that sham of an institution.

>>37292281
>walking to the hair dressers
>car screeches up
>its full of chavs
>car stops near me and a door opens
>think I'm about to be kidnapped
>one of them looks at me
>door closes
>car turns around
>speeds off

To this day I have no idea who they were or what they were planning.

>>37292383
Sleep outside like I'm planning on doing tonight, I'm the boat guy and I will be sleeping in there.

>>37292383
get a fan lad

>>37291964
How long until someone tests their luck, takes it a little too far and the queens guard retaliates?

Do you think they have it in them?

>>37292344
That's brilliant mate, good for you. I hate cunts who think they can talk shit from a position like that.

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>>37289363
Cannot WAIT until Monday tbqh lads
Truly /comfy/ tier

>>37292441
good advice lad

>>37292528
parents won't let me leave it on overnight because it's too loud apparently

>>37292452
I actually nearly got kidnapped by chavs.
walking home from school
car pulls up,
gang gets out
they've all got knives,
bundle me in the back.
drive down road
on of them says "nah its not him"

they throw me out.

and people wonder why im agorophobe

>>37292564
>sunrise
>4:44am

Summer is the least comfy month. What are you going to get up to on Monday lad? Something comfy I hope~

>>37292624
Do we just look a little odd or something? I can't imagine a nomie being singled out by chavs.

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Can you imagine ACTUALLY living in the north?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTYNhWoLZ4

>>37292636
>Summer is the least comfy month.
Moronic tripcunt.

>>37292660
well im defiantly beta
"nice guy" looking face.

my shrink tells me this is in my mind, and that I think im a target because I hate myself.

>20 years old
>not allowed to go to a club tonight with some girls I know because mummy says no

ffs lads. I need to move out soon

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>>37292702
no hes right comfy tier levels

Autumn > Spring > Winter > Summer

Winter bumps up to second if its a bright but cold day

>>37292702
That's an objective fact, anon. You can't deny it.

>>37292733
why tho lad?

>>37292733
You what? My parents stopped giving me rules after my A-Levels. And even before that I was still allowed out on a friday night.

What's going on lad? You're an adult.

>>37292733
just do it you utter mong

>>37292686
It's a shithole, but it ain't like anywhere else in the country is better

>>37292737
>Summer
>Month

Moronic animecunt.

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>A massive gorilla jumps on me and rapes me everytime when I'm just trying to heal people

>>37292733
thats nothing lad, first time i ever bought a girl back after a night out my mum walked in the next morning with tea and biscuits

Will vapid cute anime take my mind of my lonliness/depression?

I'm running out of ideas

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>>37292205
Would be like this

>>37292762
>>37292765
>>37292780
She doesn't want me coming in the house at 4am and waking her and the dogs up

>>37292816
for a while, but when you finish a series it will come crashing back down on you harder than ever before

>>37292836
Tell her you'll be out all night then! You can chill at your mate's place.

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>>37292836
what a bender

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Develop national infrastructure

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>>37292860
>>37292862
It's all good lads, I move out in 4 months so I'll be a normie then

Right, its goodnight from me, lads. Told my sister and who I presume is her boyfriend to shut up or fuck off because I'm trying to sleep. They both were incredibly subservient and apologetic, so I feel that I've established in him an awareness of who the alpha male is here.

>>37291980
I've seen it at hawaiian/tiki lounge themed parties

>>37292842
Ehh, better than nothing

What's that one with the coffee that people keep posting on /ck/? it looks pretty unchallenging

>>37292946
Bet that felt amazing.

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>>37292832
>I swear if this little faggot asks for one more UFO Catcher prize

>>37292990
Yes lad I'm still feeling the adrenaline. I'm a big lad, so I should probably use my size to get my way more often but I'm a gentle giant really, goes without saying posting in britfeel

>>37292963
yea but you don't get many of those ere in bratford

>>37292990
It's not going to feel 1/10th as good as splattering in his sister.

>>37289876
Tell me how to be a programmer laddo

Just got off the phone with SS Anon. Says he just did a three way with two brothers in a service station near Carlisle

How is it decided if a poster is x-anon or x-lad?

>>37289363
I am a slav. I am not welcome in a mainstream British society. Can I somehow integrate into its Muslim part?

>>37293135
youre white so if you just integrate you can fit in much better than any non white could even if they tried their hardest to integrate, use this to your advantage, just dont be a fag running around speaking your slavspeak

>>37293128
Telepathy mainly. How did you think it was done?

>>37293177
I have tried already, no one wants to talk with me.

>>37293135

Just as long as you bring me some nice slav vodka and a qt woman we can go for Sunday dinner every week lad.

>>37293128
I think x-lad tends to be a waifu poster.

>>37293070
TOP OF THE KEKS. Giggles all round fampai

>>37293182
I figured it might be a syllable thing

>>37293203
t. liar

youd be welcomed with open arms

>>37293206
> brits only want my money and to know slav women
This is what I hate.

>>37293257

>you think I only want you for your money

Come on lad.

And why wouldn't I want slav women? Have you fucking seen the state of ours?

>>37293255
Why would I lie? It is not pol and I just want someone to talk in person.

hey hey hey, look at me, i'm a crazy machine
i say what i mean, whenever i please
well i guess that's just my little way of chasing my dreams
it helps me get free, to say what i mean , ..
well i guess that makes me one lean mean machine, oooh eeeh
but i know that's just the way it's gotta be

Nice weather is really emotionally uplifting. I've been stopping at a duck pond on my way home and chilling there for like 15 mins. Might take some bread with me next time

>>37293279
where do you live anon, what are you interests?

>>37292581
>parents won't let me leave it on overnight because it's too loud apparently

maybe one of those little table top ones might be quieter

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eaten too much bread but it all 'goes out of date' tomorrow

i dont care, i'll handle the tummy ache, i fucking love buttery bread

>>37293331
I live in Coventry and my interests are everything and nothing.

>>37293344
Or maybe he should grow the fuck up and be a man?

>>37293128

X-Lad is only for waifu posters
>Ebinlad
>Sakulad
>Lenlad
>Junlad

X- anon is for everyone else
>SS Anon
>Shipanon
>Nightwalk anon
>Homeless anon
>Pikey anon

Some do not even fit into those
>BritNormie
>Poleaboo
>Marko

>>37293279
I'll talk with u. This isn't pol. Correct observations pussy. What do?

>>37289424
i hope your mum has a heart attack now get the fuck off this board you cunt

>>37293083
learn a programming language. try and get a low level job somewhere in london. hope you're good enough to get hired full time.

alternatively if you've got any money saved up take one of those 12-week courses where companies line up to hire you at the end. maker's academy or something. there's a few others too.

if you can't find full time work, try for freelance gigs at real low pay and just raise your rate every time you get a job. learn what you're worth. good luck

>>37293401
sorry m80 im a bit too far away, dont hate slavs though, i hope you can find someone to talk to though

i'm polish and i hate all you fucking brits, i ve been bullied by you in school you fucking pieces of shit, no carred i was white and a nice guy, i was that foreign guy no one wanted to hang out with, fuck you and better watch out as i might blast you fools when you wont expect it, you brought it upon yourself you fucking faggots, no wonder this muslim guy blow himself up killing 22 people, he probably wasnt liked by anyone either, i hate all of you, your fucking security is a joke, anyone can enter any college or university without being checked and when you least expect it kill a bunch of you loosers

>>37293401

I actually live in Kenilworth, and would much rather talk to a nigger than a slav

>>37293447
why do people call ebinalad ebinlad when the characters name is ebina?

>>37293486
not a very nice way to talk about an NHS nurse

>>37293447
But what about Madoanon?

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>>37293490

Someone is a bit salty. We're not obliged to talk to you or be your friend just because you are some slav.

Evening all, I've had too much amphetamine again, I'm out of drink, it's gunna be a long night, plz entertain me and the lurkers x x

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Getting pretty tired/bored
Too hot to sleep though and I can't open my windows because of road noise

Anyone got any good weekend plans?
I don't, so bored

>>37293490
> anyone can enter any college or university without being checked

lmao this guy is going round LARPing as someone in full time education. hahahaha how fucking sad is that lmao

>i was that foreign guy no one wanted to hang out with
>i might blast you fools when you wont expect it, you brought it upon yourself you fucking faggots, no wonder this muslim guy blow himself up killing 22 people
think i figured out why no-one wants to hang out with you

>>37293512

Ebinlad sounds better than Ebinalad

>>37293486
I don't usually wish death but I agree with this statement. WHAT THE FUCK??

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>>37293498
Why white people are so evil

>>37293650
what's your problem with me fella

>>37293657
tfw non white and would be friends with you, but ive heard slavs can be quite racist

>>37289801
nope, hes larping

>>37293657

Fuck off back to Poland, Brexit proved you are not welcome

POLSKI KURWA

just heard a very loud bang
I'm the only one who checked outside so I might be going insane

>>37293490
Is your name Pawel by any chance? Serious question

>>37293490
Lol, now there are 2 slavs crying.

>>37293662
I'm agreeing u retard. What's ur problem.

>>37293669
Idk, maybe I am a bit racist.

Polish are the most braindead immigrants of all. They may not commite terrorist attacks, but that's because they don't have to intelligence to do it even if they wanted to.

Their only function in civilised society is cleaning toilets and picking fruit

>>37293621
fuck you and you brexit, i am a british citizen and you can't do shit about it
>>37293637
well i wasn't like that when i was in education, the anger grew in me with the years passing

i wonder how many loosers like me are in the country and i bet there are many, we just waiting to execute our plans and kill as many of you idiots

>>37293727
guess im just not worthy of your friendship

Right, thread derailed by angry poles and equally angry non-poles, not fun anymore

I'm going to bed

>>37293727
Liking ppl of ur own kind is not racist.

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Fapped 6 times today, lads. Should I be proud or disgusted with myself? How many did you manage today?
Post waifus.

>>37293741
>you can't do shit about it

100s of Polski skelp have been attacked already, you'll probably get it yourself soon. No one wants you sub-humans.

>>37293710
no i'm the guy he was replying to