jured hired an escort to lose my virginity what can I expect

>>37288532
>You won't last long
>No, it's not safe

jesus christ, why haven't we figured out how to eliminate asian males entirely

female-only races exist in sci fi all the time. it must be possible

>>37288532
Shit, his titties are bigger than hers

>>37288596
Are you talking about the fat guy or the ladyboy he's fcuking?

>>37288532
>eating out a hooker

Senpai...

Sex
Yes

>>37288532
Expect to leave feeling worse than you did before you arrived

>>37288670
>ladyboy
that small dick is from the man, not the femme

(i was shocked too.)

>>37288728
I know, but I still can't tell if the (((girl))) is an actual girl or a shemale.

>>37288670
>i'm calling a woman in a porn video a tranny on the 4chans, am I funny yet guys

>>37288532
Why would you voluntarily eat a girl out, let alone a hooker

>>37288767
there's really no reason to think that she isn't except that you can't see her pussy. is this some weird complex with you that you're constantly imagine women having dicks

>>37288711
this honestly

its terrible

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>>37288819
>you're constantly imagine women having dicks
Is that wrong? Should I not do that?

>>37288532
>is it safe to eat her out?
no you retard

desu orig

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>>37288532
>eating out a prostitute
W E W
E
W

>>37288849
foreveralones go in looking for something that it's obvious a hooker won't and can't provide. normal guys have no such issue, it's just a better form of masturbation

>>37288879
>>37288858
this is a common misconception, eating out licensed prostitutes is safer than eating out normal women because they are regularly tested. just like how its safer to lick dogs than people

>>37288711
Exactly.

The first time I did it I was thrilled but after a while a dread set into me. The fact that I can't get sex without paying for it makes me even more depressed than I was when I was still a virgin.

Yet I keep doing escorts to try and fill that void I have of having nobody, and while I'm actually having sex it feels like I'm a normal person. But almost right afterwards it's back down to reality.

I've spent thousands of dollars on a fantasy that'll never come true and I'm likely to keep spending more, it's no better than being a drug addict.

>>37288819
>>37288857
is just being an edgelord faggot saying all asian women look like men ignore him he's assblasted because no asian girl would dare touch him unless he paid

>>37288711

You're clearly not a true punter.

You're not losing your virginity if you're paying for it

>>37288962
>all asian women look like men
No, I'm saying all asian men look like women you fucking retarded faggot

Go be a cuck somewhere else

>>37288711

hmm this, but I'm still glad I'm not a virgin anymore

it was so shit being 20 and still a virgin jesus christ they should have mandatory escort sessions for virgins over 16

>>37288994

Does a girl not lose her virginity if she's raped? If I forcefully fucked you up the ass right now, would you still be a virgin?

>>37288931
>>37288931

shut the fuck up lad with your (((research))), you don't eat a prostitute,

>>37289043

Maybe if you live in a third world country like America where you can get arrested for replying to an ad in the news.

>>37288994
Yes you do lose it but it's akin to using a cheat code in a video game. It's not something you want to admit in real life.

>>37289018
>I'm saying all asian men look like women

ugly women maybe. not legit babes like in the video

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>>37288532
there's no reason to eat out any woman, let alone a fucking prostitute you absolute cuck.

>>37289084
>legit babes like in the video
>implying

hey bros, now that backpage.com took down their escorts section where's the go-to place to browse escort ads?

I couldn't even get it up

>>37288931
get real you cuntlord

>>37288857
>not a trap
>ambsuh
Holy fuck

>>37289113
backpage, just go to the women seeking men section.

>>37288532
Source on that clip, please.
Hot girls getting fucked by nasty fat dudes is my fetish. Plus she really loves being touched.

>>37289117
are you op? seriously breh?


senpai...

>>37289232
I'm not OP but nerves got to me. Won't masturbate for a few days, going back

I'm going to give u guys some advice, hookers aren't usually that satisfying, if you want to have a good time, then go for a massage. For extra funzies get a 'bodyslide' or 'bodytobody' massage, she will scrub you with her pubic hair ass and boobs, it's good stuff.

Way more worth it, usually. Also less risk of STD

>>37289200
found it on xnxx
/video-ghmdx4a/fat_guy_fucks_young_asian_babe_-_mywebcamfantasy.com

>>37288532

HAHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That guy needs to stop pretending