>1500 hours in dota 2 >2.5k MMR

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>>37288458
>1900 hours in dota 2
>1.3k MMR

Granted, I haven't played ranked since 2014 when I first got my rank around 200 hours in, but still...

>>37288458
>tfw about 800 hrs in Ability Draft
Fuck ranked matches especially since I have to put my phone number in.

>>37288458
Just blame your Russian/Peruvian/pinoy teammates and watch as your self doubt washes away.

>>37288458
Play with me. I can support. Just get me to 3k. I'm tired of the cyka blyats and puta meiradas.

By the way, has anyone else here noticed the recent influx of Iranians on the EU West server?

Don't play anymore. Just dropping by to rub in that I'm 4k.

How do i avoid queueing with fucking turkroaches, pakis and the like? Fucking sick of them ruining my games

>>37288458
i'm scared of ranked, the flaming is probably way worse there.

>steam name is russian
>only play earth spirit
>I am just farming commends at this point
>still can only get to 6k

>>37288750

seconding this. havent played dota in about 1,5 years. still 4k. sucks to be you guys.

4.4k hours
2k mmr :3c

>>37288458
1500 hours in

970 mmr

Gonna kill myself

You guys make me feel good about my 3000 hours 3,7k mmr

>>37288549
This is why I quit Dota 2 years ago. It's straight frustrating. It would turn a liberal repilled to illegal immigration if they played the game longer than a week.

Once Valve decides to make it region locked, I might play it again. But I can't stand the Peruvians and Brazilians and Russians shitting up my games with their huehue speak and cryllic text.

500hours

1.5k mmr

tbf, I random every game, and dont play consistently.

My most played character even after all that time has only been used like 10 times.

>360h in dota 2
>2.3k mmr
Get rekt fags

CS:GO master-race

>dota
Shit tier game/10

>>37290870
Want to do the new operation missions with me?

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>>37288458

>2.6 hours in dota 2

>2.6 k mmr

>>37288458
>870hrs in CSGO
>Gold Nova 1

BUT
>always soloQ
>carry almost every game
>even with a good score I lose because team sucks

I need friends who don't suck to play with.

>>37290964
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ewrwefnsdjkfbcsjzk/
I'm playing right now on my eagle smurf

>>37290994
>smurf
You're part of the reason I don't rank up, you bum bum doody head. Every goddamn time the other team has a smurf I have to work extra hard.
>tfw sometimes beat the smurf anyway
>still a GN1
Fuck my life.

I would play with you cespite this, except you're UK. I don't want shit ping.

>>37290913

I don't have it.
You can talk wiff me on discord tho.

x x x x#3918

>>37291036
I'll play with shit ping, I don't care. You can just set your maxping lower using mm_dedicated_search_maxping _.
You probably aren't playing very proactively and are more than likely baiting your teammates if you consistently top frag and don't win. That's just a sign of little round impact.

>>37291132
No, I always get the most MVPs too.
I play defensively on CT and only push when they're weakened and I know someone can cover the site if I fuck up.
I also play entry fragger on T to get the ball rolling because GN1s are almost always too pussy to push and I need to get the ball rolling.

Just read your profile comments and apparently you're the most toxic fuck of all time, what's with that?

>>37291179
Can you post a demo of you playing a matchmaking game? I can post one too if you want. I'm global and have been global since around January of 2016.
Most of the comments are from angry people because I have carried against them. The rest are from griefing for fun.

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>>37288458
>4.5k hours
>barely 5k mmr

so much time wasted just to be mediocre

If i can get 6k ill be alright with myself

>>37291219
Alright, I'll post my most recent game, I think I did pretty well.
>33, 19, 18 8 MVPs 92 total score

How do I post it here?

>>37291219
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-AvemJ-mQnfQ-cm9V6-ZSbiR-jmFOP
Nvm, that was easy.

>>37288458
2.5k is good

The skill ceiling gets crazy the longer these games exist. People who played starcraft 2 for years were still stuck in bronze.

>>37291295
It would nice to say who you are. This is my last game at LEM elo: steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-QQujA-eXZQn-LDyaw-5NBuv-EWtrD
36-23 although I was griefing for most of the terrorist side.

2k hours here and I've never even bothered calibrating ranked.

>>37291378
Oh yeah lol, No Reply Pat is me.
I'll check yours out too.

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>>37288458
>only played one class through TBC
>pvp'd all day
>massive tryhard, engineer boots and grenades
>could never break 1600 2v2

>go back to TBC on private server
>main the same class
>pvp
>for years
>still haven't broke 1600
>never made that PVP vid I've always dreamed about

Being global is nothing to be proud of, the skill ceiling in CS:GO is random.
In short, globals like you are mediocore most of the time or barely scraping C rank on ESEA with 72 ADR

Got 4.4k after placement matches, too afraid to play cause I know I don't belong.

>>37291589
I was B+ in ESEA. User: jammm

>>37291752

That's not good. =)

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>>37288458
>3k hours in dota
>3.3k mmr

>>37291378
So what's your verdict senpai?
I watched yours and you're definitely pretty good, especially with the deagle, but it seems like you like to fuck around a lot.

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>>37288458
>Dota 2
>2.5k hours in
>2.7k MMR

>CS:GO
>15 hours in
>Gold Nova 4
Really makes you think

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>>37288458
Living the dream, are we?

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>inferior moba
>omg why so much time wasted

>>37292666
I miss CS:GO. I quit once they added that revolver knew it was all downhill from there, I was right atleast i got to LEM.

>>37288530
> since I have to put my phone number in.

Wow. So this is what video games have become.

I haven't played vidya for around 4 years now.

Need a telephone number to play. Good god.

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>>37288458

>trying to obtain 5 k
>fucked up my wrist drunk
>rly wanna play
>so close
>yet so far

>>37288458
> 900 hours in CS GO
> Still Silver 1

>>37292666
>>CS:GO
>15 hours in
>Gold Nova 4

When? They changed the ranking system. If you were gn4 pre patch you'd be silver 2 or 3 now.

>>37291456
Jesus fucking christ how retarded could you possibly be

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I have like 3k hours in dota 2 but I used to IDLE and watch random tournaments

>>37292840
you know they raped the revolver right. It was oly OP for like a weekend

>>37293804
Just the act of adding a new gun fucked it for me. now they got gloves and shit so I'm glad i left.

>>37293874
It might as well not exist, no one uses it.
>now they got gloves and shit so I'm glad i left
>caring about cosmetics

>>37288458
>~5700 hrs in dota 2
>2.7k mmr

Do i win?

>>37294447
I have like 300hrs and I'm the same mmr.
Make a new account I guess, I hardly believe you deserve to be in that bracket. Even I hate it.

>>37288458
dota isnt even fun since beta, its so fucking aids how the meta is now "XD Get midas very hero"