>go into supermarket >get cart full of items >get cashier

>>37288226

Order from a pizza place
Tell them my order be sure to be confusing and speak quietly
They bring me the correct order
I tell them it's the wrong order and yell at them
Get the pizza for free
Get coupons for discount on next order

ragie wagies btfo

didn't leave a tip for the driver because of "bad service"

>>37288326
>order pizza
>have it sent to random address
>ring an hour later complaining my pizza never arrived

>order from Burger King
>tell them I want it to eat in
>when they give it on a tray say I want it in a bag
>take bag, carry it to a table and eat in anyway
TRICKSTER

>>37288226
I'm always feeling mischievous.

>>37288226
>go to flat party
>wait till everyone is drunk
>unplug fridge and freezer

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>>37288648
>>>/co/tumblr

>>37288762
>linking me elsewhere
Look, I'm staying so get used to it loser.

>>37288226
>go to mcdondalds
>ask for king whopper

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>>37288777
STOP POSTING STEVEN UNIVERSE STOP POSTING THAT NIGGER

>>37288885
Since you love it when I post I guess I'll just have to continue on my way! <3

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>buying something from the shop
>"do you want your reciept?"
>"no thanks"
>I actually did

>>37288226
>go to restaurant
>receive excellent service and great food
>leave horrible review anyway


anons somebody stop me!

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>>37288226
>put vaseline on door handles

The normies deserve it

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>>37288226
Great one I did recently.

>travel by plane to different city
>book a cab to travel from airport the night before
>cab calls to confirm my arrival, says he's two hours away
>arrive at airport
>take the first cab I find there

I ignored my phone when he called again kek

>>37288935
>posting steven jewniverse

Do us a favor and neck yourself.

>>37289207
>neck yourself
Here we go again with the threats of violence. What did I even do? Not a thing last I checked. Anyways, I'll keep posting because you totally love it, right? Right.

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>>37289236
avatar fagging is agaisnt the rules I reported you cunt nigger Steven faggot

>>37289336
Um ok? Does that truly effect me in anyway whatsoever? I think not. Stay agitated, you're rude anyhow.

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>>37289373
QUIT PHONE POSTINGGNGNGNNGNG GET OUT

>>37289398
Make me. Oh wait, you can't. Lowly loser.

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>>37289413
>Make me. Oh wait, you can't. Lowly loser.
Mods will

>>37289413
Why do you post that girl so often?

>Call Howard Stern show
>read copypasta off of 4chan on live air

Literally the best fun you can ever have

>>37289433
>Mods will
You're not scary, I've done nothing wrong.

>>37288226
>Mummy asks me to put her plate in the microwave for 1 minute
>Put it in for 60 seconds instead

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>>37289442
because they are a faggot trying to rile up autistic retards by avatar posting. It's babies first troll tactic my dude.

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>>37289459
Intelligence is genetic and heritable.
Differences in intelligence between ethnic groups are due to genetics alone.
Better education will not change differences in group intelligence, they'll always remain.


Human intelligence up to 75% inheritible
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12061787/Intelligence-genes-discovered-by-scientists.html

Human intelligence is highly heritable.
http://www.nature.com/mp/journal/v16/n10/abs/mp201185a.html

Scientific consensus is that IQ tests are not racially biased.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289608000305

Very poor Whites are comparably intelligent to very wealthy blacks.
http://www.jbhe.com/features/49_college_admissions-test.html

Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
http://psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/1977-07996-001

The average African IQ is estimated at 79.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912003741

The average African-American IQ is 85, compared to the average White IQ of 100.
http://www.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/reprints/1997mainstream.pdf

The white-black gap in SAT scores, a proxy for IQ, is increasing.
http://www.jbhe.com/features/49_college_admissions-test.html

Genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB115040765329081636

Intelligence has at least a 40-50% genetic basis.
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/10/news/la-heb-genetic-study-intelligence-20110809

IQ scores are the best predictor of success in Western society.
http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/PPPL1.pdf

IQ is 75% heritable among Whites.
http://psychology.uwo.ca/faculty/rushtonpdfs/PPPL1.pdf

France's IQ drops 4 points per decade because of African immigration
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289615001221

>>37289455
did you do this? link?

>>37289504
By chance did you mean to reply to someone else's post? I'm not fully grasping what you may be insinuating about me.

>>37289523
Nigger
Nigger
Nig

>>37289548
I'll never understand the hostility I receive here. I guess that just means I've done nothing wrong and that you all enjoy my posts that much.

>>37289579
Niggerr

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>>37289523
>has folders of tumblr the show gifs on their phone
even if it's to troll that shit is 100% pathetic

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>go to local animal rescue centre
>looking at all the cats and dogs
>find one that looks cool
>say I'd like that one
>"Oh that one can only be adopted with this other dog as its emotionally dependant on it"
>agree to adopt both
>go to different rescue centre
>leave one of the dogs behind
>go back to original centre
>tell them it wasn't for me
>as I walk out i hear them ask where the other one is
>giggle to myself as I run away

>>37289459
Avatarfagging is against the rules. Even if she is the shittiest character I still enjoy Steven Universe. That and because mods=fags are the only reasons I haven't reported your cancerous ass.

This is my first post here, too afraid of being muted

>>37288620
Where I live, its so fucking cucked that you have to pay 10 cents extra for a fucking bag.

Bullshit thread with copy and pastes post your own boring story its better then all tryhard shit everyone seen before

>go to store
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>i don't

>>37289579
>I'll never understand the hostility I receive here

You're posting garbage from a garbage show, what do you expect?

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>go to walmart
>saran wrap on toilet seat trick
>take shit
>leave
>chuckle all the way home imagining some guy in a hurry and smearing my shit all over his asshole

>>37289663
It's a two second mute, not a ban.

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>>37289596
?
>>37289754
>posting garbage
What garbage? I'm awfully confused.

>get loads of beer and wine
>they ask for ID even though I look old as fuck
>pretend to not have an ID

now they have to put it all up. ive done this at the same place several times to fuck with them

>>37288326
>>37288557
I work at a pizza place and I'm here to tell you that you guys are mega faggots

>>37290098
ive delivered at a pizza place. the niggers that do shit like this get black listed, we either wont deliver to them anymore, or if its something that personally pisses me off, I spit in their food. i also kept a film canister in my car with my cum stored in it for people like this that keep demanding free shit. i put the cum under the pepperonis a few drops at a time. There were some world class fat ass entitled faggots and literal niggers that ate my cum pizzas. lol

>>37290098

You think I give a shit normalfag?

Fuck off and don't talk to me until I've finished my coffee you son of a bitch.

My existence is dedicated to tormenting you.

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>go to pet store
>Purchase some rats for breeding
>breed rats until you have a substantial amount
>start releasing them in normie heavens
>hotels/office buildings/restaurants

You'll put at least one restaurant out of business, and if you get caught you'll be known as the rat king of robots.