Mom thread

>"we love you and you can live with us as long as you want, but don't you think it's time to become independent?"

i wish my mum gave one ounce of a fuck about my life

>>37283139
>>"you're my only child, anon. I want grandkids!"

yeah totally not a selfish motivation

your own mother shaming you for not having a gf and bowing to eternal pussy using standard breeder rhetoric, not even once

>>37283187
If she wanted grandchildren she should have had more children to increase her odds.

>>37283139
I wish mine was dead, yet here we are

>>37283094
my mom only talks to me to ask for money and bitch about my NEET brother.

>Anon, what do you do all day up in your room?

>>37283094
>"you should be working 60+ hours a week"
>"I mean, you don't have any friends or a girlfriend, so what else are you doing that's so important?"

>>37283125
>mom says this all the time
>finally get a good job making decent money
>talk about saving up to move out within a year or two
>"now hold on a minute son you shouldn't be so hasty why not live here for a few more years?"
what the fuck do you want

>"I miss when you were happy and active, now all you do is sit in your room alone"

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>>37283340
Sounds like you're my brother. E****, by any chance?

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>mom had serious mental issues
>she left my brother and I with my dad
>mom had my brothers all with different dads
>brother moves away to mom and other brother because cant stand my dad
>im here
>still... here.
>and my mom gave me tons of hereditary mental issues and a few birth defects
>dont see her anymore

>>37283094
Not mom, but dad.
>"did you write a job application yet?"
5 to 10 times a day, every day, for the past year. He's never been to college, he's never had a job he didn't like, he's never written an application in his entire life, he just got lucky to meet the right people during a time of extreme growth. He keeps telling me about good jobs he found online, but can't grasp the concept of needing qualifications to get those jobs. When I tell him I need an engineering degree to get the engineering job he says he didn't have a degree either when he got his first job, in 1974, as a salesman.

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don't worry, even if you get married and have kids, she'll still pull that shit

>be me
>27
>son's a newborn
>my mom and grandmom come to visit
>take little dude in stroller to nearby food joint for lunch
>little guy is so chill. always
>wide awake, but calm
>grandma holds him for a while and he's smiling and loving life
>mom takes over
>wailing.gif
>mykidcansenseevil.exe
>mom roughly hands him back to my wife
>says
>"i can see you've already turned him against me"
>pic related

"are you sure you can do that?"
"she's not competent enough to live on her own"
"if you don't stop and get better you can't keep living here"

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I can't think of any quotes that I can convey the full snideness, condescension, and smug superiority complex of in text alone

She's like sandra bullock's character in "the blind side", only way more obnoxious and unpleasant

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>anon, take out the trash!
Ok, mom
>anon, I need you to get something for me from the store
Ok, mom
>anon, I'm tired. Could you cook the dinner tonight?
Ok, mom
>anon, you never do anything! All you do Is sit In front of the computer while I do everything! You turned out to be the same piece of shit like your dad!
O-ok, mom..

>>37285298
>compares you to your dad
She wants the d

>>37285298
Kill yourself and put the blame entirely on her. Alternatively, kill yourself and never say anything so that way she will always wonder. That will show the bitch.

>>37283094
>"you can't live your life In front of that computer, anon!"

Kind of have to considering my job is computer programmer...

>>37283094
>don't worry, anon! If I was a girl your age I would have dated you!"
Quiet incestous your mom.

>>37285432
or send her a cassette tape telling her it was her fault so you can be a hero to samefagging stacys everywhere

>>37284033
>"i can see you've already turned him against me"
oh, dis gon be gud.
dis gon be real gud.
redpill him asap

>>37286491
this was about 9 years ago. there were a lot of other factors in the decision (other instances of anger/instability) but neither he nor I have been around her for more than 5 minutes since then.

dad: "you spend all day at the computer. You used to look better, now your eyes always look tired"

>>37283094
Why does your mom call you "anon"?

>>37283469
does it feel good to have a job though?

>im so proud of you anon

>stop cheating on your girlfriends

>dont fornicate

>pray before you go to work please

>drive safe

>when do you get out of work?

>okay be home by 12


I love my mom, shes great

>goddammit anon why did you get a C on that math test go retake it
>i do everything around this house, you do nothing, you useless, pathetic asshole. no i don't want you to do the dishes, i'll do it myself
>i work my 80 hours a week and come home and cook dinner, why don't you get a job? no, another job, smartass
>Why don't you want to come eat dinner? Are you doing drugs?
>Stop spending so much time with your father instead of me, you're going to turn out as useless as he is.
>i just don't trust you anon you've ruined our relationship. Everything that i say to you is your fault and i am still a paragon of virtue.
>Why don't you have a girlfriend? Are you gay?
Gee, I dunno, Ma.

>>37286918
It's nice to have a decent influx of money and I like my job well enough, so, yeah, it's going alright.

>>37283094
>>don't worry, anon! If I was a girl your age I would have dated you!"
sounds hot famm

>argue and screams gibberish to her multiple imaginary ennemies
>can't into cooking or dealing with money
>incontinent
>lying and avoiding everything
>stealth suggestions about me being a tyrant scum a total fraud and basically satan
>single mom, dad an heroed during pregnancy
I'm forced to live with her because she can't do simple shit like not sleeping while cooking with butane.
I'm 25 I want to have my life going on instead of being a forced NEET. She won't even take her schizo pills properly. I want to live so bad desu