HEY GUYS IT'S PAY DAY SO YOU SHOULD POST YOUR BALANCES ITT NOW

yeah good idea mate
what else do you need? our social security?

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>>37282981

3,305.54 checking

24.15 Savings

>not getting paid Thursday morning with direct deposit

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Paid yesterday lad

>1482 in current account
>380 in investments
>62000 savings

Have paid my rent and some bills though so it's alright

BUMP A ROO NEE DOO NEE

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>>37283051
>>37282981
>tfw 60k at 19
>tfw about 10x more than anyone my age I know
>tfw still feel insecure about my wealth

I just got my debt below 20k.

Feels good man

>>37283352
I mean, it's not enough for you to retire and live on but having good financial habits at this age will allow you to spin your wealth into far greater sums in the near future.

>>37283368
I know but I wanna be a millionaire by 25.

You know what pisses me off though? I was considering putting 30k in the crypot maymay last year and I'd be half way there if I did

>>37283352
Out of curiosity how did you get 60k at 19? Inheritance?

>>37283417
Scholarshipbux/muh poor family college bux (the main one by far), medical trials, wagecucking, and being a turbo jew (I live on about 7k a year, no one outside family knows I'm loaded either).

About 15k is inheritance/birthdays/family money over the years

You fags with 50k in cash are doing it wrong. You need to be investing it.

>>37283761
I'm >>37283352
Second bitcoin goes down I'mm falling for the meme. see you in lamboland

>>37283788
this is a good way to lose a lot of money

>>37283761
muh assumptions

>>37283803

I've heard this before, and I would have over THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND American dollars if I fell for the meme. Not again lads, not again.

>>37283761
Investing into to what exactly? Cyber currency? Haha.

>>37283829
You would have that on paper but can you cash out at any time? This is always confusing to me.

>>37283890
There is a limit to how much you can cash out depending on what trader you're using, but you can get the limit raised to whatever you want, just takes like a week to get it approved.

>>37283890
Even if you can only cash out a certain amount each day I would have way over 3x what I started with.

Way I see it is that I'm young, and losing 30k wouldn't be the end of the world. Missing out on 3 million or something equally ridiculous would be something I could never forgive myself before.

$700 in the bank
$230k in assets (real estate)
$11k in a R-IRA (all VTI) (can't cash out without penalty until retirement)

>>37282981
2000 cash
that's it

>>37283928
100x leverage? on what time scale? I'm not sure that your investment expectations are realistic.

>>37283868
You're only missing out on free money.

>>37283020
>what else do you need? our social security?

No -- just your account balance. An account balance is sufficient information to steal all the money from your account.

Actually, it's pretty neat the way it works. Just go to a bank and tell the teller: "I'd like to withdraw all the money from the account that has a current balance of $53,898.66" -- and they'll just give the money to you, no questions asked. You don't even need to know the name or the account number or anything else. Amazingly, you don't even need to know which bank holds the account, because every bank has access to every other bank's account via the inter-bank network. It's pretty remarkable, really.

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>>37282981
>2007
100 million euro

>2009
-20 million ero

>2017
400k euro

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>>37283959
No I don't expect it to do that. Even if it went up 5 percent a year I'd be happy.

I also didn't expect it to go up 10x over the last few years.

Enough is enough, the cards are set, I'm not pussying out this time. Lets see how it plays out.

around 2500 in bank
15000 at savings

>>37283988
Thank you for this

I kekd orig

>>37283352
>>tfw still feel insecure about my wealth

I know that feel, I've had it all my adult life.

I've always been obsessive about saving money and putting as much as possible in the stock market for long-term growth.

Then the market recovery began (starting in March 2009), and so for the past 8 years my net worth has gone up by a huge amount, more than I could have possibly imagined. But I'm still nervous about whether I have enough.

>>37283990
financial crash gave you a beating huh?

over 1.5 mil EUR in liquidities, i'm 28 btw

>>37284071
Beating is putting it nicely, but it is the former partner who really fucked me over. I'm lucky I didn't end up in jail.

2300 in checking
2900 in savings account (saving for a wedding)
38,000 in IRA
44,000 in 401k
180k in residential real estate with about 40k to pay off.

>>37283352
good job, dude, that's great for 19

>>37284146
You always hear about that with wealthy people such as Spielberg or Pacino: They lose a shitload of money because someone they put their trust in did some really nefarious shit. There has to be a way to help with that.

>>37284184
*in someone who

>>37284184
>someone they put their trust in did some really nefarious shit

Yeah, I decided at a young age that I would do everything solo. That way it forces me to learn everything I need to learn, so I can keep an eye on everything myself. All I do is just put my money in the broad stock market (mostly big companies, like S&P 500). I simply buy and hold for the long term. No fancy stuff. No day trading or shorting. No "getting in on the ground floor" of speculative deals or anything. Just nice, stable huge corporations, holding their stock for as long as possible.

I have $18k, my car is worth $17k and I have about $1000 in investments.

I think I'm doing pretty well for myself tbqh.

-200,000
Glad I am the biggest loser on /r9k/ now.

16k
But it's actually roubles so like 200 dollars . enough to survive for 2 months in case of emergency

>>37284269
What will you do if the stock market crashes? Those big companies may recover, but it could take years for them to get back to the value they were at before the crash.

Our growth is unsustainable, something has got to give eventually.

>>37284437
>can survive for two months on $200
insane
Meanwhile just paying rent here is like $750/month

>>37283988
Falling for bait this hard. Jesus you are retarded

>>37283868
The stock market you fucking sperg.

Though, I suggest waiting until the next recession and put everything into car companies.

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>>37283868
gee, I wonder if owning a small part of companies that make things that people buy pays off

>>37283949
You can remove contributions after they've seasoned for 5 years.

>>37284744
Without paying capital gains tax?

$1500 at 21. It Sony stay that way for long.

>>37283788
If Bitcoin crashes ever again, I will put up at least $100 for it. $100 for another upcoming currency of my choice to piss away.

I doubt it will crash again though, desu.

>>37284765
Yes, but only the original contribution amount. Contrived example: You buy $5500 in VTI on your roth ira on 2010. In 2015 it's grown to $8000. You are allowed to withdraw $5500 (max) tax-free.

any rich neets feel like dropping me 400-500 bucks so i can get my damn tires replaced

using sealant doesn't seem to do the trick and having to stop, reseal/refill them every 10 miles or so is fucking frustrating

>>37284781
I see. I didn't know that, and that's good to know. Thanks anon.

>>37284805
Mow some lawns

These threads have never landed on my pay day before.

>>37284816
i am shocked you were able to post that without hitting the originality filter

people in my neighborhood and town mow their own lawns or have desert/rocky yards to save water and gas and labor

i wish i had money :c

$750 in checking

$2680 in debt

>>37282981

>not investing your savings
>Getting pounded by inflation instead

Kekus maximus.

>>37284586
>stock market
Capitalist garbage that does nothing for the parts of the economy that actually need it.

>>37283788

It dropped by 400$ yesterday, you missed your opportunity.

>>37282981
22k right now. Not really too bad I dont think.

Still close to 0. Didn't see a drop from either check today. Both have already been fully deposited in the account of my owner. 80 hours worked last week while he sat and watched anime and played Overwatch everyday. He woke me up at 2 in the morning with a bunch of calls demanding the funds be sent. I was so defeated I just sent it and went back to sleep. He already bought several hundred loot boxes with it. I'm working my ass of so he has cosmetic items for a game.

>>37285001

>not wanting to make money because of muh political views

Are all commies as retarded as you?

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>-165.76 checking
>0.03 in savings

living the dream

>>37284997
Inflation is literally a myth

>>37285040
What do you mean "owner"?

>>37285059
Knew you were gonna get triggered HARD

>commies
Nice projection

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>>37285075

Pretty solid bait muh friend 2.38/100

>>37285061
What happens if your checking goes into the negatives?

>>37285109
Not bait you fuckin virgin

>>37285078
I am in a financial domination relationship with a social parasite. He's never lifted a finger in his life. Parents pay for his apartment and living expenses, but that's not enough so I'm also his pocket change.

>>37285231
are you an original gay?

>>37285483
I am interested in women, (women), and effeminate guys.

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>>37282981
Check mate Atheists, I still have 4 days to survive till NEETBUX arrive

>>37284997
>tfw no idea how to invest
>tfw all the books I read about investing money says you shouldn't even think about investing unless you have $10k to drop immediately

I don't understand how you rich bastards do it unless your parents just gave you money to invest.

>>37284580
you're the retarded one dessss desu

>>37285773
Just buy ETH

>>37285823
I don't know what that means and a google search just made me more confused.

>>37285916
it's a cryptocurrency. Something like bitcoin that is supposedly gonna skyrocket in worth or maybe drop. Lurk /biz/ for a while. There are some guys there who genuinely know a thing or two about investing

How do so many people have so much more than me? I am a fucking 30 year old licensed engineer, I am thrifty as fuck, and I have maybe 17K while still owing 90K on my house. My student loans were over 60K but I paid them off.

And that's all I have. My car is worthless. I have no assets, and anything I invest in either goes down or at best breaks even.

How do you guys do it? Did you all get free college degrees and money from the parents? Do I just suck so bad that I should kill myself now?

>>37286094
/biz/ has cost me hundreds. Between that and the FCC's bullshit day trader laws for accounts over 25K the stock market was a waste of time and money for me.

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FUCKING NORMIE WAGIES, GET THE FUCK OFF

>>37286248
reeee about it more neetcuck

>>37286149
Bump. I want an asnwer to this.

>>37286149
>house
Found the problem. Most of these people live in apartments or with their parents.

>>37286149
OP here. I live in an apartment and try to be frugal as much as I can. My one vice is pussy. Can't get enough of it.

>>37287341
Well that was my first thought but it's only worth 105K. So you could only add another 15K to my value tops.

To be fair the loan I had to get was for around 110K to pay for closing bullshit. So I guess even the process of buying a house is expensive.

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Payday is but a long forgotten memory here.

Feels bad anons

>>37287411
What the fuck, have you made even a single mortgage payment? Your equity is barely the down payment.

I'm one of the semi-richfags from earlier in the thread, and it's all inheritance shit. To my credit, I manage it wisely and don't only spend my own earned money on stupid shit.

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>all these poor people ITT

I'm sorry fellow robots.

>>37287616
nice inspect element, faggot make gif of you reloading the page

1.2k checking
20k savings
9.8k 401k
-325k for mortgage, house could sell for 700k but i doubt that will last forever.

>>37284462
>What will you do if the stock market crashes?
>it could take years for them to get back to the value they were at before the crash

Having lived through both the 2000 and the 2008 crash, I think about that every single day of my life.

I'm fully aware that every day that I leave my money in the stock market, it's exactly like playing a casino with my life's savings.

To mitigate that, I have about two years of living expenses in CDs. If the market goes bad, then it means that I will have to refrain from doing any selling as long as the market is down. (I might buy, tho.) The CDs will hopefully get me through the bad years.

Having that much money in CDs means that I can't fully participate in the stock market. Only 70% of my net worth is in stock, so that limits how much I can enjoy the upside. But I think of that CD money as basically an "insurance policy" against having a bad stock market for a few years.

> Our growth is unsustainable, something has got to give eventually.

Yes, I am prepared for the possibility that there could be a steep and permanent drop in stock prices that will last the rest of my life. That's another reason why I make sure that I have a certain percentage of my money is in CDs.

When the stock market is at its peak and my percentage of stock drifts about 70%, then that triggers me to sell enough to take my percentage back down under 70%. I've sold three times this year so far because of the new highs we have been having since January.

I can't say that I've got the perfect strategy. But I've done enough reading to know that there's probably not a whole lot I can do to improve my current strategy. If you want to be in the market, then you've got to take the risk, and you've got to know how much risk you can take on. And if you're not in the market, then inflation will eat you alive over the decades. There's no way of avoiding those basic facts, so you're forced into a position of risk whether you like it or not.

30k checking
45k Roth IRA

24, codemonkeybux

I'm making 200$ a month,anyone could throw me a bone to nibble on?

>Moved out of parent's house at 18
>Never went to college
>4k in bank, that's it.
>27 years old
>I have more savings than all of my loser retard friends.
>Feels good to be at the top of the bottom

>>37287672
Thanks for the lengthy reply. I've just started investing in retirement plans (21) and I got hit with the reality of how volatile it all is. I only have 11k in right now and it still makes me sick thinking about how much value could be lost overnight due to factors outside of my control. It makes me wonder if I should be doing any buying at all or if I should just wait until the next potential recession to buy.

I've never seen a point for CDs before reading your post. They have the rates listed on the wall at my bank, and they're pretty awful. But I see why you have yours. It must be better than just letting tens of thousands of dollars sit in the bank like some of the posters in this thread allegedly have.

>>37287736
Check merchant sites and apps
Invest money in broken devices
Fox broken devices
Sell for more money.

I make decent money doing this. Proceeded with caution and stay focused or the dumbasses around you could fuck it all up.

>>37287708

did you need a degree to be a code monkey?

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>am owed 3,000$ more but work hasn't paid me even though I should have been paid two weeks ago
>I'm stranded in New Jersey and have no way to get back home to Canada
>Ran out of money to pay for an airbnb
Fuck

>>37287470
There was no down payment, I bought it within half a year of emptying my savings to finish paying student loans. I have thrown between 13K to 15K at the principal over the last couple of years when I had it. I would throw more at it now but I am gonna need a new vehicle soon, and it has to have 4 wheel drive and a decent tailgate to do what I need.

>>37287827

what types of devices do you fix and how do I learn to fix them?

Me:$4,300 checking
Wife: $9,500 checking, $25,000 savings, $680,000 investment portfolio

Feels bad, then feels good when I remember I'm married to her.

>>37283352
How's you manage to make 60K? Have you just been working your ass off since you turned 16?

>>37286149
dude im so sorry
i have over 50k in the bank

only worked shitty retail jobs since i was 18. 22 now.
i have even used a lot of money on drugs and alcohol

but dude, how cant you even save money???

>30 years old and never been able to hold down a job for more than a few weeks due to severe autism
>maxed out a credit card to buy parts for a PC and only pay back the minimum each month which will take like 20 years to pay
>contemplate suicide every night while getting blackout drunk on the cheapest swill possible

>>37287980
Maybe he lives in a country with insane taxation.
t. country where 50% of your income is lost to taxes

>>37287983
This is the hardest I've laughed from a 4chan post in a long time. Do you even play games on it?

>>37288082
about 38 percent of my pay goes to taxes and my country is expensive as hell. a beer here at a bar costs 10 bucks mate

>>37288143
What country? Netherlands has tax brackets starting at 39% up to 60% I believe. 21% VAT too.

>>37288082
Good ol' USA, so pretty much yeah. My medical insurance is literally worthless yet I am forced by the employer to pay $500 a month for it. So that plus an extra hundred or two since I have to go every couple of months.

My dental is also worthless but at least it's free. Still get charged well over $100 for any visit that isn't a basic cleaning though, and annual x-rays are way too much.

I am supposed to see the eye doctor every 3 months too but had to quit doing that, the insurance quit covering it a few years ago and without it that's over a grand a month.

My medical expenses AND insurance costs have literally quintupled since Obamacare came into effect.

I think I found the problem.

>>37288245
Move here, you can keep paying taxes, but your healthcare costs will be gone.

>>37286149
The market value of your house minus the amount you owe counts towards your net worth, dummy.

>>37283449
This guy literally posts this on every balance thread thinking he actually earned it lol what a fag

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>>37287649
I was debating whether I should upload some of my info but I'm autistic enough to prove myself to a robot so here it is you faggot.

>>37288310
Trump seems to be on the right track to fixing it..... If it can be fixed. Honestly I doubt anything can bring it back to the way it was when I started working though. If we did away with the insurance companies altogether everyone who doesn't work for them would be much better off.

I have toyed with the idea of moving to Canada but it doesn't look like my license would transfer over so I would be worth little more than a high school graduate there.

>>37288386
No Canada is for me to move to. What license do you mean?

>>37288383
;_; i want 1k s-sorry

>>37288383
Spare a nigga 5k to move to Canada alright thanks.

>>37287822
>it still makes me sick thinking about how much value could be lost overnight due to factors outside of my control

Yep, it sucks. But stocks have historically had a better return than the other common investments (bonds, real estate, etc.)

Here's two things I keep in mind about stocks:

1: When you make a stock profit, you've earned that money. The reason you earned it is because you had to put up with all the bullshit, irrational, emotional actions of all the other other people who make stock prices go up and down for no goddamn reason other than their own personal fears and stupidity. You earn your stock profits by putting up with their irrational bullshit.

2: The system is totally rigged in favor of stock owners. Every corporate charter says that the #1 goal of the corporation is to make a profit for the stock holders. They employ teams of lobbyists to make sure that Congress gets bribed so that stock prices keep going up. If executives make decisions that hurt the stock price, they can get sued by the shareholders -- so even the legal system is rigged in favor of stocks. Every rich person uses their influence to keep stock prices as high as possible. And since those rich people own Congress, then that's Congress's goal too.

Now look at bonds. There's nobody in power who wants bonds to yield higher interest. The Fed has only two goals: minimize unemployment and keep inflation under control. Nowhere in the Fed's mandate is the goal of giving bond holders a good interest rate. Every politician wants low interest rates so the government can borrow money without having to pay much interest on it. That's why bonds suck.

> CDs
> they're pretty awful

They sure are. But there's nothing you can do about it. If you want to be safe from market volatility, you can either earn 0% interest by keeping a wad of $100 bills in your safe, or else you can earn 1% interest in a CD. And 1% beats 0% every time, so that's the way you play it.

>>37282981
My pay day isn't for another two weeks

>>37288386
My PE. Professional Engineers license. In the US it's awarded by state and, especially for Civil, can be very hard if not impossible to transfer over. The couple that I know that made the move had to re-enroll in college to get a new license.

>>37284780
wow a whole hundred dollars

be careful anon

cash $400
checking $450
savings $60
paycheck due at the end of the month $1200
tfw you blow $450 on hookers and booze over the weekend

>>37282981
>25k in bank
>108k in the market
>28 years old

Quitting my tech job to travel for 3 months.

Any investment tips from the well off bots? I'm not asking for immediate returns or anything I just need something steady to pay off my secured card properly

I'm technically living paycheck to paycheck and I won't get my deposit and credit limit increase in a few weeks if I don't fix it.

>>37288177
norway

muted

>>37288383
Inheritance?

what is your average day like?

>>37288383
Can I have $50 to get some alcohol? I spent my last few dollars making sure my son has food until next pay day

>>37288604
Yeah fuck europe man. Deathhole.

>>37288645
>Can I have $50 to get some alcohol? I spent my last few dollars making sure my son has food until next pay day
that was stupid of you

get your priorities in order

>>37288519
Meant for
>>37288419
With much originality.

>>37288647
>Think of bitcoin like a cars speedometer
except for measuring how fast you are going in a car it measures how stupid the last guy was who bought bitcoin

>>37288622
Just a trust fund baby. Average day is quite similar to the average NEET robot except maybe better food and more access to vidya. I do figure collecting so that sometimes gets quite expensive.

>>37288759
Can you not get bitches? You have money to throw around, I am sure you could get bitches

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>>37282981

Suck a dick OP, I'm way more richerer than you will ever be.

>>37288597
>Quitting my tech job to travel for 3 months.
That is resume suicide bud. Try and do something substantial with your time besides DUDE GAP YEAR LMAO

>>37288694
My priorities are; my son is fed, happy and cared for. I'd never beg to provide for him, but I'm not above begging for myself. Either way, it's probably a no.

>>37288855
>3 months.
>That is resume suicide bud.
no it's not don't be stupid

>>37288855
>That is resume suicide bud.

"I'm sorry anon, we can't hire you because you were so good at making money that you went on vacation for three months."

I think the real message you're missing here is that Anon doesn't have to give a fuck about """"jobs"""" like that. He has more in the bank than you'll make in your lifetime.

>>37288784
This probably sounds autistic but I don't like people who just come to me for money. It's pretty obvious at this point to discern between people who want me for my money and those who don't really care. I have never once met a girl who was interested in me as a person, they were just after my money. Those who don't really care are my friends now but they live far away and I only have 2 anyways. Going back to what you were saying, I just want to meet someone who cares for something else other than just my money. This means no hookers, no gold diggers, no prostitutes. It's pretty autistic but I want to at least find love in my uneventful life.

>>37288900
125k is not really that much for someone who is almost 30 anon

1400 chequing
5700 spread over 3 savings accounts
15k truck I owe nothing on
240k house if I sold would get 40k back.

Age 22

>>37288919
I feel you.

That's very strong of you to make that decision, best of luck

>>37288922

Yes, which is why it's even sadder that he has more in the bank than you'll make in your lifetime, a point I noticed you are reluctant to address - because you know it's true, and shameful.

>>37288950
good job anon

desu orig

>>37288878
>>37288900
Guys, ask anyone who has been in the industry for awhile. People with gaps in their resume longer than a month are binned when it's for a highly competitive position. It's nothing personal, just a way of weeding out applicants.

>>37288814
Daaaaaaamn, Anonito! That's a lot of riches right there!

>>37282981
1,247.36 in checking. I'm a neet, though.

>>37288855
yes good goy, work till you die, its the only way. fucking wagecuck.

>>37288973
I have already made more than that in my lifetime anon, I don't have quite that much saved, but I have made over 400k in my lifetime and I am not 30

>>37288814
Nice usage of inspect element/ms paint you got there, buddy

>>37289012
Why are you so fucking upset?

>>37289013
ive made 600k and im not even 22 yet, you are falling behind goy, i mean friend.

>>37288989
>Guys, ask anyone who has been in the industry for awhile. People with gaps in their resume longer than a month are binned when it's for a highly competitive position.
I work in IT and you are retarded.

also if that anon is doing what he says he probably has prospects at other firms lined up for when he gets back, not uncommon at all

a 3 month gap is nothing, I don't even list that shit on my resume, just from 2005 to 2008 I worked here from 2009 to 2014 I worked there etc..

3 months does not even show up

I was neet for 7 months once about 8 years ago, nobody has ever called me on it

>>37289013
>I have already made more than that in my lifetime anon

Nope.

>>37289054
doing what?

origsenapi

>>37289070
>>I have already made more than that in my lifetime anon

yes I have, I made about 40k per year for the first 5 years after graduation, but the last 3 years I have made nearly 100k per year with bonuses

it's not really that much, I have a degree in IT

>>37289058
Alright alright excuse me.

>>37288982
Hey that's not bad for being a trades bloke who didn't get the option of school and no inheritance

>>37289027
Being this much of a clueless retard. Remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>37289138
>Hey that's not bad for being a trades bloke who didn't get the option of school and no inheritance
I agree, i was not being sarcastic bro

>>37289148
Oh! My bad then. Thank you

>>37288694
Anon is right.

Get your priorities straight. You drink first THEN beg for money for the child.

Jesus fucking christ man.

>>37289110
>degree in IT
>making money

100% false

also, get prepared to be replaced in a year by someone from india

>>37289205
Pick up a sick cocaine addiction while they're at it

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>>37289088
telling goys, i mean employees to show up on time, get well rested, not spend their weekends doing anything but preparing for work on monday, like the good goyims they should be. also, dont call that cutie girl for a date this weekend, it may distract you from making me more profits, i mean being a good goy, shit i mean a good wagecuck.

>>37283988
Software Engineer here, actually one of the ways that account accesses are confirmed is through balances and adding a certain amount and knowing the end balance for a card. It's a bit more complicated than that, but it is possible.

>>37289212
if you say so, guess I don't make a much money as I seem to think i do

>>37289267
>guess I don't make a much money as I seem to think i do

Now you're getting it.

>>37283988
>committing capital fraud on camera and in your own name because "it's possible!"

lmfao

>>37289276
good thing my car payments and mortgage keep magically clearing though!

>>37289212
Not with Trump in power it won't

>>37289308

honestly dude how sad do you have to be to defend yourself like this on /r9k/ against what is obviously a troll

do you think he's going to walk away from this thread like "WOW I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY"? more likely he's already gone because you're so stupid and easily triggered that it isn't any fun for him

>>37289353
im just fucking around waiting till 5pm, just wondering what he is getting at, even trolls normally have a point

>>37289377
>admitting that you don't have a job

BUSTED!

>>37289391
? I'm at work fucking around till i leave at 5pm

that's what I was

>implying

>>37289110
What State and City anon? A lot of what people make depends on where they live honestly.

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>>37282981
>be me
>play poker back when it was worth it
>made 80k in savings
>get crippling depression for 3 years
>blow all the money on 3 years worth of rent/other bills

now im a fucking 30 years old student with 10k in debt and 1500$ in credit card debt trying to apply at a shitty mcdonald tier job with no experience for the summer and obviously no one wants to take me since im worthless

I can't believe I blew my chance to have a decent life up. im expecting nothing good in life for at least the next 10 years

It's not payday. I get salary. Payday is the first of the month

>>37287853
Yes
But we've hired people with community college bachelors in cs,math,it if they have an updated github

>>37289797
Boca Raton Florida

live in west boca

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>>37289844
>community college bachelors

>>37286149
My parents paid for my college. 35-38k a year and scholarship covered the rest

If they couldn't pay I would go to state school and have 20k debt

>>37289880
For codemonkeying no one cares. My job only cares because we are a bank and executives are stuck in the past

>>37289980
I didn't know you could get a bachelor's at a community college, i thought they were 2 year degrees

>>37289863
Yeah, Florida has no income tax and cheap cost of living. You make more there than most other places.

>>37290008
You can't and they are. I think he means associates

>>37290515
>Yeah, Florida has no income tax and cheap cost of living
>Boca Raton

nope

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could be worse but i'm not really even working right now

>>37290545
>nope

Which part are you disputing? Florida doesn't have income tax. Sorry I don't have intimate knowledge of every single place in Florida.

119 pounds here

I just spent 500 pounds on a fountain pen

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>>37290545
Compared to me it's way cheaper in Florida.

>>37290614
That living in Boca is cheap, it's one of the most expensive places to live in the country.

And while florida has no income tax it has high property and sales taxes to make up for it, rent and housing is expensive

Im 18 and own multiple yachts, i made around 30 million in 2016, and i spend my firday nights on /r9k/

>>37290747
Try Boca instead of Ft. Lauderdate

but yeah you live in one of the most expensive cities on earth so you will still win, no argument there

>>37290590
>could be worse
not by much desu