How to score a gf

>>37279616
I don't think I can enjoy this, anon.

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>>37279616
>Pretend to have Autism for Neet bux

you sure you're just pretending Anon?

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This is rape by definition dude holy shit!

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>>37279616
Fuck you asshole, the only person that's going to burn in hell is you

I'm gonna use that as a sample on my noise album ok? ok.

Haha feels good

Post more recordings, OP.

Also, most importantly... is she cute?

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Congrats on being an evil fucking monster dude. Hope she realizes how much of a scumbag you are and slices your throat at night.

>>37279650
No it's not retard desu famalam to be honest.

All the white knights coming out in full force right now.

>>37279616
Hope you have a good lawyer

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WAGIES ETERNALLY BTFO

>>37279616
is recording legit or a screamer

she probably chubby

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>>37279720
Actually yes it is dumbass.

>>37279738
girl sobbing, then you can hear a slight chuckle at the end

probably his gf pretending to crying and him laughing

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>>37279616
Just when I thought you people couldn't get anymore low you come out and prove me wrong.

Drop fucking dead

>>37279773

It's 99% fake, I'm just surprised OP and his gf troll r9k for fun.

>>37279751
Merriam-Webster is not where the law goes to decide what is or isn't rape. It's still rape though

>>37279751
>against the will usually of a female

fucking feminists

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>>37279773
>>37279803
Nice try OP but I already e-mailed the police along with a link of the thread.

Have fun in the pokey

>>37279616
OP she sounds fat.

Also if her name begins with H then I know who you are.

>>37279616

SSA in the united states do not require disability recipients to attend disability support groups.

OP is LARPing.

>>37279867
He's in the UK, you mental midget.

UK is notorious for becoming a culling field for autismbucks though. You won't make it past your year 6 review. People with no legs don't.

>>37279867
The girl has a foreign accent

>>37279616
Protip: If you tip this thread off to the UK internet police then they will investigate. DWP loves a good money saving investigation.

All they do is ask the jannies for his IP and then see which ISP leased it, they have over his cable and he gets a brown envelope.

>living in mummy may's police state

>>37279616
You know you could just act like a normal human being and maybe date a nurse or teacher or something who would accept you for who you really are? Nope, you have to take advantage a genuinely ill person.

Yeah I'm a normie. Reeee. Fuck you you disgusting psycho

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09eJnz0Gx3H

>>37280043
u fags

>tfw r9k tries to look after its neet autists.

So what's the real story, who are you guys? Is the story partially true? What made you come up with it?

>>37279616
hahaha if trolling 8/10 if real 10/10

>>37279833
you know someone who got autismbucks and who manipulates a girl into being their gf?

tell us more, senpai

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I went to a few autism spectrum support network meetings and social outings
Overwhelmingly male
Overwhelmingly cringe inducing
Few females
Mostly hambeasts
Maybe one passable although chubby
And she had a normie bf

Still got my neetbux

>>37280799
holy fuck that's more than I get for unemployment

>>37279726
>hurr hurr white knights lol
If true it's fucking disgusting. And if you don't find it disgusting there's probably something wrong with you

>>37280893
I don't care what happens to autists and neither should you.

>>37280923
You will be sorry about having your boipussy raped in prison tho. Because i've already emailed this thread to the police you retard faggot

>>37280942
I'm not OP so I don't give a shit. Besides, prison rape is an American thing and didn't someone say he was from the UK? Fuck autists

>>37280958
>fuck autists
What are you doing on a website with the highest level of autists on the internet then

>>37279616
Jesus fucking Christ. Machiavelli approves you sick fuck

>>37279616
you are a piece of shit kys

no really, do kill yourself anon

>>37281002
I was here before you autismos thought it was a good place to shit up.

>>37281047
Oh sure you where mr oldfag

>>37281082
Been here since 2006. What summer influx did you arrive in?

Its fake. Some couple trolled /pol/ with it a week ago, there's a second vocaroo where the girl says it was just a joke but I don't have it.

is it ok to rape retards?

>>37281096
>2006
Funny how that's the year anons always give when they try to prove how much of an oldfag they are. 2005 is too unbelievable 2007 isn't impresive enough.

>>37279934
what if op is using a proxy tho

>>37281239
i would say its ok if they are plant retarded if they are missing their brain. not autism or challenged people.you cant rape the different, only those who are not even there

Why do you browse r9k but have to pretend that you are autistic

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>>37279616
reported you, scum

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>posting audio of sexual harrasment
>"lol i'm not gonna have the FBI on my ass for this"
>reported to the FBI

op is fucking stupid and you deserve the time in jail.

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>>37280893
>normalfags
123

>>37279616
we will be at you're place shortly and will arrest you on the fullest exstent of the law.

>>37280043
fuck off and never return you utter waste

I've heard this vacaroo before in a different thread newfags gtfo this shit isn't legit

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>>37279616
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggo

*buuurp* ahh shit...

troll or legit this is trashpost bait and shouldn't be here

Man why are the normies so triggered with OPs post?
>>37284883
Yeah man we need more /pol/bait shit and boipussy shit posted in here