/britfeel/

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>>37275639
>in bed feeling really ill, chewing on ice cubes

>>37275639
Weyyyy
Wossup

>>37275664
chewing on ice cubes? Is it cause of the heat anon?

I can't imagine how terrible it'd be to have flu or whatever causing a temperature in this weather. I'd be delirious.

>>37275718
Yeah just wanted something to cool down but don't really have anything to drink in the fridge

>>37275735
try scrubbing the 'anti' off the anti-freeze bottle. Should cool you right down.

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>>37275750
pls no bully im suffering enough

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>>37275750
pIs no bully im suffering enough

Why is britfeel so dead tonight jesus christ

just had a massive poo, think i woke mummy up

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/britfeel/ is in steady decline.

the end is nigh

>>37277311
fuck off yank

original

>>37277311
Nightguard is only a few lads mate, the wagies will be up soon.

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>>37277718
Can confirm. Another day another dollar and all that.

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>>37277851
ding ding ding
wise from your gwaves wagies

Off to work

Gambling today on weather or not I'll get in on time

I just had to have that extra 30 minutes sleep

Wearing the same 28 inch waist black jeans I've worn and sweated through the last 3 days
Pink hoodie to complete the outfit

Also washed my hair, hope it dries soon

>>37277311
You forget the period about a year ago when threads wouldn't survive the night

Is anyone else's ps4 really loud and hot when playing atm?

I can't tell if its the weather or if my ps4 is failing.

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i feel like a piece of shit again and no idea what to do lads

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>>37279210
same, barely slept and feeling like shit - too bright, too warm

>>37279240
no, im talking about general. i got used to being tired all the time already

>wake up
>dying of heat
>check temperature, 19 degrees
>check forecast for today
>peaks at 27 degrees

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

got an interview a "careers adviser" at 10am. wtf do i do im bricking it

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can't be doing with summer lads

>>37278356
Frig off Zeus, I was having a comfy death in Elysium and now I have to turn into a bunch of gay animals and go through a lot of shirts REEEEE

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>>37275639
>Jezza is only 5 points behind
Is... is...
Is it finally happening?

Time for work after 4 days off. I'm a kitchen porter. And on my own today

Hans is having a go at Deutschfuhl again

>>37275747
>>37275747
>>37275747

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>planned on lying in bed hating myself
>got called up for wageslave duty

Today is going to be really, really hard~

>>37279908
HELLO. HELLO. HERE WE GO.
>>37279937
What type of place you work at lad? I've got my first day flipping burgers for minimum wage this afternoon. Not looking forward to it. Might hit the pub to calm the intrusive thoughts I'll no doubt have.

>>37279966
maybe its a blessing in disguise

Laid in bed from 1am till 7 and barely got any sleep doing just that, probably going to go try sleep again during midday to avoid shitty heat and brightness

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>tfw your earphones come slightly unplugged and it sounds like you're underwater

>>37279908
Kys filthy neet corbyn shill

>>37280026
t. mummy may

>>37279908
Well I was going to vote him before, but now I'd be foolish not to

>>37279984
I am really hoping it will take my mind off things. The problem is I can barely function and haven't been able to stop shaking since yesterday. I really hope you're okay today~

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>>37279295
>Sleeping pattern fucked, nocturnal
>mfw trying to sleep during the day when all the normies are outside being loud
>mfw I can't shut my window or I'll fucking die

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>tfw he calls you anon.

Am i the only one with this feel ?

Alright lads, I've got a genuine pro tip for this weather.

Frozen grapes.

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>>37275639
any of you lads remember this

>>37280099
My body's been screaming for fruit lately, so this is a good idea.

>>37280108
I remember the guy losing his virginity to a frozen chicken.

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>>37280054
don't really consider today started yet, just waiting till I can go back to sleep again desu. Watching groundhog day, bit like my life tbqh - same thing everyday

hopefully your job is one that requires focus, that should help

>>37280108
tfw my jizz towel is now over a year old

might replace it soon desu

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Reminder to ALWAYS have ice lollies in the freezer and to put all your drinks in the freezer to make slush.

>Out of bed at 8:30am
>Won't finish work until 8pm
>Won't be home until at least 9pm
This life is too cruel

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>>37280153
Go for a run in your garden with the pupper

>weather will become more /comfy/ by Sunday
can't wait

>>37280205
saturday is predicted lightning storms
what's comfier than that?

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>>37280213
Summer storms are kino.
>That point when you can hear the thunder and the temperature starts to lower

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Lads I got two hours sleep help

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Kek. Just read about this on the news.

I have two dates this weekend. One today with a girl who asked for my number on the street and one on Sunday with a girl I've been talking to on Tinder. Was supposed to go racing with the lads on Saturday then watch the boxing but I don't want to fuck up Sunday by having a huge hangover.

So thirsty I'm turning down my mates :(

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>>37280189
>running in this weather

shan't

>>37278430

Is it not normal to wear jeans more than three days anon?

I've had these cheeky buggers on for two months straight.

>>37280403
fuck off you chad cunt

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>>37280413
Sit outside with a cold one and read a book, put some headphones on and listen to some slow music to cancel out the noise (watch out for truck boyes)

>>37280455
Jeans are the endurance trouser, but I think you should wash them after five uses at the most.

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>>37280369

/ourship/ back in the news

>>37280473
>Jeans are the endurance trouser,

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>>37280494
Shippie's back

in the careers office rn waiting for an interview im bricking in lads

One thing I don't like about summer is that the girls aren't wrapped up warm in comfy clothing like in winter. In summer they show too much skin. Might be my inner muzzie talking but I much prefer seeing women in big coats than crop tops

>>37280531
crop tops are my kriptonite lad i love it escallly when they have a nice chubby belly

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>awoken by the hissing of nos canisters

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>>37280561

Buy NOS in bulk from alibaba

>>37280527

Who are you potentially working for lad?

Good luck, I'm handing my notice in today so should be fun, they are so short staffed as it is

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET JOB WHY DO I NEVER HEAR BACK FROM ANYTHING I HAVE A DEGREE AND EXPERIENCE IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS I"M READY TO TOP MYSELFFFF

>>37280592
Connections desu m8

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>>37280592
The fuck is a job? Can I eat it?

>>37280602

This, the only reason I have a job now is because a friend got me an interview and put a good word in

I need a gf right now

>>37280602
Even the fucking shit jobs like bar or cafe jobs I don't hear back from.

>>37280635

They are the ones were connections matter most, and qualifications matter least.

When everyone is qualified for a job, recommendations are the only edge someone has when applying

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/pol/ i angry at the latest far cry

>>37280649
this not /pol/ this /r9k/

>>37280649

/pol/ gets its jimmies rustled so easily. I basically agree with them on ideology, but they are such faggots half the time

>>37280648
So why do they even putting them on jobsites or whatever if they can just ask their staff if they know anyone who might want to work there?

>close window
>Overheat
>Open window
>Flies and wasps fly in

Why the fuck

Curiosity has got the better of me.
I've just arranged to go and meet an old fella near me for a spanking.

>>37280739
fucking hell lad sort your life out.

>stormfag posting is the new shooting on britfeel

I like this meme

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Oh, it's great being Chinese in a Canadian property auction

>Bairen wont DARE outbid you

*Waves hand at auctioneer*

>You get to buy EVERY moldy rotten shack within a one mile radius with your big wealthy...

*cuts to shack having SOLD sign affixed*

Shall I rail a line of nice top quality speed lads?

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Who /our jezza/ here?

>>37280688

I think by law they have to advertise all jobs for 4 weeks.

>>37280592
>>37280592
HAHAHA

origonololili

>>37280205
>>37280213
>>37280227
love me a good storm.
been listening to thunderstorms on youtube the past few nights and falling asleep in comfy mode

>>37280830
Why are you laughing at another's misfortune?

>>37280841

I, for one, welcome our approaching Stormfront

>>37280813

Answer me you GOONS!

>>37280854
i get the feeling you're not talking about the same thing though
https://www.stormfront.co.uk/
i'm not on iphone

just remembered I have some mars ice creams in the freezer

>>37280917
OH GOD I MUST GO BUY SOME OF THESE

>>37280930
twix is better imo

>>37280917
>tfw no cornettos at the shop

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Why is only the first episode of Planet Earth II on iPlayer?

I have fabs in the the freezer but i only really like the chocolate and milk parts and not the strawberry parts

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>>37280815
It's the sensible option for robots

>>37280813
do you sniff it,a mate of mine puts it in a rizla but he gets like paste like stuff.
fucking wrack it lad enjoy yer sen eh.

Socialism is never an option. Will always be voting Tory me

Should I:

Go to corner shop for a pizza and some mars ice creams: Close by but pizza selection lacking

Go to Tesco 2 miles away: 10 minute drive and whole trip will likely use 45 minutes of my time but pizza selection is better?

>Wasp keeps flying out my room then back in

WHY IS IT SO RETARDED??

>>37281010
pizza selection is better and you could get a box of mars ice creams instead of a couple bars. could even get a selection of lollies.
t. lad heading to supermarket for a box of feast lollies

>>37281010
Get one of those pulled pork and pepper pizzas from tesco, or that spicy chicken one.

>>37281022
>Wasp has achieved it's goal of flying out the window several times now
>Just hangs out in front of window then flies back in

I'm gonna have to close the bastard window this wasp is so retarded,

>>37281022
this 1.50bong insect screen has paid for itself

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>bunch of little girls in bikinis playing around in a pool across the street

this post is in reference to the heat and nothing else and also a work of fiction dont van me mummy may

>tfw literally live in a basement which is fucking freezing most of the time but now in this heat is perfect level of cool

#blessed #stillIrise

>had to go outside to take in the washing
Fuck me lads, never again
Cannot wait until September tbqh

>>37281152
me too but for a different reason, parents going away on holiday and i will have solitude for 2 weeks
cant fucking wait

feel sorry for the anons still loving with mum and dad

move out as soon as possible lads

>>37281103
Idk about you anon but I wanna stig my benis in those.

Do people literally seek out people to fucking annoy? Some stupid cunt followed me home for 20 minutes. I kept muttering under my breath and cursing the sky. Must have looked like a complete lunatic.

>>37281165
Why? You're going to need to explain.

>rent due soon
>can't find work
>benefits won't kick in for another 5 weeks
>less than 30 quid to my name
what the fuck am I supposed to do lads? I can't even find get a cash in hand job

what's a good starting dose for mdma
this shit stinks to high heaven so I don't really want to swallow or sniff it

there's a 200mg pressed pill and 1g in very dirty looking powder
I don't mind plugging it

tonight obviously, when it's cooler and everybody is asleep

>>37281165
>That freudian slip

I'll never leave.

>>37281240
just dont pay it

>>37281165
This is the product of the cultural revolution in the 60s

Family values have been destroyed. People want to move out as soon as possible.

Thanks boomers!

>>37281240
explain the situation to your landlord, are you already behind on rent?

> line at the pizza making station in tesco

Reeee

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New Meme:

Truck Cats

>>37281274
truck cat 1

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>shut window cause there was an awful smell of burning outside
>1 hour later I can't breath in here

>>37281258
I've not got much of a choice

>>37281268
Nah, but I just started renting the place last month

>>37281284
Stop whining, you little gay boy.

I wanna go home
I don't want to stay

>>37281248
never bothered with doses when i've taken it before. just put some in a rizla and swallowed it.
would putting it up your arse work?
just make a strong cordial drink to take mask the taste and swallow it.

>>37281318
AIAIIIAIAEEEEAAAAY
AIAIAIAIAAEEEAAAY

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>>37281318
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I'm tired and I
I want to go to bed

Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
And then leave me alone
Don't try to wake me in the morning
'Cause I will be gone
Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go

Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore

Sing to me
Sing to me
I don't want to wake up
On my own anymore

Don't feel bad for me
I want you to know
Deep in the cell of my heart
I really want to go

There is another world
There is a better world
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well, there must be
Well...

Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye...

>>37276627
>>37276445
How did you do this
Oriental

>>37281284
you tried opening the window again is the burning smell still there.

>>37281318
Good times
For a change

>>37281240
you're gonna have to spend the weekend sucking old guy dick for money

>>37281288
explain to them situation, they should understand

>>37281284
Who's legs do i need to break for you lad? Just giv us a bell and I'll be down there good n proper like

>>37281288
How did you get a tenancy with no employment or bennies?

>>37281327
what dose
psycho says 200mg is very high, so start with the powder?

>>37281347
going to re-open now before I die

>>37281387
nobody has wronged me just yet but it is subject to change

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Morning lads, what a lovely horrible sunny day nightmare we've got, eh?

Post yer waifus

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>customer pays for a 1 GBP item with a twenty
>"sorry I haven't got anything smaller"
>literally holding a fiver in their other hand

Kind of cheering me up a bit desu~

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American here. I was in love with a welsh guy for 5 years. Is it normal for you Brits to be unfeeling, unemotive, and uncontemplative, self-absorbed pricks?

>>37281419
Give him change in 20p coins and say you don't have anything bigger

>>37281419
should have made a joke about his cock being smaller

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Not a lot of Sexual Kev praising over the night.

Quite disappointing tbqh. He shouldn't bless you.

>>37281410
You should join my gang lad. Do you fancy joining ?

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>Give up your civil liberties for multiculturalism

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in a moment of self reflection I've thrown out my cum microfibre cloth, my cum towel and the cum tshirt I've used for the last couple of weeks, may this be the dawn of a new era

>>37281460
that depends on what type of gang it is

>>37281424
Yes, now fuck off you american cunt

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Exchange your culture and and right to self determination for bennies and muslim rape gangs.

>>37281503
funny how this could be used for corbyn or may

>>37281396
yeah i'd start small. did you say the powder looked dirty though
maybe crush the pill up and put a bit in a rizla.
i'd also get some chewing gum. it's good to chew on uppers

i find it hilarious that people are trying to blame the conservatives for terrorism, because they cut police funding. And NOT the labour government that invited all the fuckers to Britain...

>>37281497
are you aiming for less wanking or you going to find yourself a new place to deposit your loads

>>37281516
they are both to blame, but corbyn was against the blairites so blaming him for blair shit is silly, focus on that fact he wants to let in more and pretends like you can just talk things over with islamic terrorism or by being friendly they wont want to kill you, the conservatives are to blame as well for cuts to funding, as well as may under cameron completely failing to cut immigration like they were meant to as well as giving would be terrorists a free pass to travel to "hot" regions and then were welcomed back into the country with open arms with their new terrorist training

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Would anyone else not really have an issue with communications being monitored if it was by an AI and not a human?

Data could be anonymous, and not stored. The AI monitors all traffic in real time. When it detects a threat it flags it to a human, and un-anonimises the data for an assessment.

Also a bit of racial profiling of Muslims since John Smith who goes to church every Sunday isn't going to be a terrorist.

Just got a letter from Universal Credit about attending a health assessment, because Ive been getting sick lines from my GP for six months.
Its not my fault its taking so long to get a mental health assessment, got referred to the adult autism team months ago and Im still waiting on an appointment.

How harsh will they be?

help me out ladsz
>>>/tv/83209127

>>37281497
It's the type that users scooters to travel and sells fake playing cards on the streetz. The only way you can join is if your favourite films are acceptable.

>>37281547
Corbyn actually worked with terrorists.

>>37281572
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Gatland

again it's the same for both sides

"Every victory against the British state is a victory for all of us"

"There's a problem in Britain and it's called white people"

Dianne Abbott, home secretary of Britain (If you vote Labour)

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It's just a prank, bro! It's just a clock.

>>37281579
>Former IRA member that hid her past from the government and the conservatives
>Literally supporting the IRA as the leader of a British political party

Yes these two are equal..

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>>37281590
>No mention he's a muzzie

Nice agenda pushing.

>>37281510
May won't give you bennies.
Corbyn will promise you everything if you vote for him. Regardless of if he can deliver it.

>>37281586
I asked for a source to the second quote last night but got no response, could I get one today?

>>37281604
It's out in the open now and still nothing is done, but this somehow makes it okay, both sides are shit and no amount of you trying to pretend like the tories are somehow better than labour will change this, both parties mean bad things for the country.

exam in 2 hours, time for some comfy lunch

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its hotter than it was yesterday

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Worth remembering this little gem from last night.

>>37281590
cool clock damon

Vote UKIP laddos

>>37281541
I should do the former because it doesn't even feel good to me and never did, I just do it out of habit and boredom

>>37281567
I don't really have favourites

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>>37281512
I'm familiar with the teeth grinding
done uppers in the past
and I have a fuck tonne of water

not trying to trip just yet, just want to get a basis for dose
my body composition has changed dramatically since I've done any subtance

>>37281669

>last election
>if you vote UKIP you get UKIP
>3rd highest vote share
>1MP

And brain dead idiots will still vote for them even though they are now entirely politically irrelevant.

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>>37281498
Why do you Brits do this to me?

>>37281715
Every vote for UKIP forces the Tories back on track

>>37281730
>this amerilard got cucked by a sheep

lmao

>>37281693
Fair enough. Just say a few films you like then

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>still wearing my fleecy winter PJ bottoms because I have nothing else to wear.

need to find something lighter for summer.

>>37281669
Not gonna vote. Carnt be bothered. Didn't vote in 2010. Couldn't be bothered. Didn't vote in 2014 or w/e. Couldn't be bothered.

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How can catbois even compete?

>>37281775
kek that face with that body reminds me of the guys who lift but you can tell are just ugly on a level that can't be fixed so it looks weird

Off to get sad at the big memorial in Manchester. I'd take pics but its unbecoming and my phone camera is knackered anyway.

>tfw have to vote Lib Dem by default.

Feels bad lads, I want to vote for Comrade Corbyn

>>37281762
But I like a lot of /v/edditor stuff like Drive and American Psycho

favourite i've seen for the first time this year is probs in the mouth of madness

but they're not really favourites

>>37281768
Sleep naked

>>37281807
how in gods name are lib dems your default choice?

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Oh it's great being hapa in California.

Girls wont DARE sleep with you

*shoots stacy*

You get to run over everyone in a 1 mile radius with your luxury German...

*Emails my twisted world*

lads bump my threadd
>>>/v/378116104

>>37281814
its not for naked its for sat at computer being comfy. where naked isn't really an option

>take dog out into the woods for a swim
>get into bed and watch anime

first reply decides what i do

>>37281836
treat your doggo lad

>>37281825
Labour don't even bother sending a serious candidate to my constituency anymore, so it's either them or the tories.

>>37281852
no ukip or bnp or anything like that?

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>>37281516
>And NOT the labour government that invited all the fuckers to Britain...

Absolutely. The tories dislike immigration. They'd never invite loads of the fuckers in even higher numbers than Tony fucking Blair did

>pic related...

Not listed here is last year: 250,000 net migration (and they were bragging about an 80,000 cut... like pissing into the ocean) We had 580,000+ immigrants last year (half of these were outside the EU, so you can't even blame that entirely)

But sure, the Tories are tough on immigration.

PS: I know Labour aren't tough on immigration either. We're fucked no matter which way we vote. But to say the Tories are any better is a lie.

>>37281424
If only there was a term like stiff upper lip to sum up how the British act.

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>>37281828
>*shoots stacy*
Er, no. He just shot Asian robots

>>37281863
The includes EU immigration. Non EU immigration has dropped under tories

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>>37281828
*MEE-OOOOOOOOW*
*TRUCK CAT TRIES TO PULL UP BUT CAN'T REACH BREAKS AND CRASHES INTO YOU*

TRUCK CATS

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What's with all the pro-Corbyn shilling recently? Are we being Super-PAC'd?

>>37281860
They don't even have a candidate.

>>37281915
now i have to ask, where the fuck do you live?

>>37281883
Do we have any control of EU migration inside the EU or do we have to let them all in?

>>37281907
tory and labour shills are out in full force, youve got labour ones trying to appeal to the neets on bennies and youve got tory ones trying to pretend like they actually care about the average person

>>37281883
Did you miss the part were more non-EU immigrations are coming in than EU immigrants?

260,000 last year, compared to 250,000 EU

If they did cut it (source on this please) ,it must have been a pathetically low number

>>37281919
A place called Nunya

>>37281933
But I barely see any Tory shills. It's almost exclusively Labour Shills.

>>37281883

Other way around, it's EU migration which has dropped.

>>37281907
It's been heavily right wing in here for months if not longer, this is just the pendulum of 4chan contrarianism swinging back the other way

Also britfeel is largely poor, working-class, NEET or similar. Nationalism aside, it makes sense they would be economically left wing at least.

>>37281956
But the Tories are left wing too.

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>>37281934
It's literally on the very same website you got that graph from

>>37281952
how are you missing all the talking about tories being good for cutting immigration, may being tough on terror etc, both of the sides of this have been insufferable

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If I had elliot rodger's life I'd be hoovering up the pussy

>>37281968
Tories are economically right and socially centrist. Passing gay marriage doesn't undo the fact that their economic policy has been nothing but cut, cut, cut and privatise

>>37281976
Oh wow, they cut it by less than 50k (and increased it overall elsewhere leading to a net rise)

B-based T-Tories

>>37281828
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>>37279908

Absolute
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O R I G I N A L L Y

>>37281978
>how are you missing all the talking about tories
Because it's basically non-existent. Every thread is full of
>Who else voting for comrade corbyn
>TORIES BTFO
etc.

There is barely anybody shilling for the Conservatives.

>>37281696
everytime i've had mdma it has come in white like little rocks, i just took a bit.
as i said i didn't think about doses really for me it was get drugs take drugs if i took too high a dose i just rode it out. no other choice desu.
good luck with it lad

>>37281952

That would depend entirely upon your own political leanings and thus how you define shilling.

The best example of this is BBC political commentary online, where you can see commentators simultaneously condemning the opinion for being pro-Labour & pro-Tory.

>>37281998
Look at what Labour did

>>37282000
Nice Kev's lad ahahaaaaaa

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>>37282000
What an awful waste of trips
You should be ashamed lad

>>37282019
Look at what Tories did... They INCREASED immigration, despite promising to cut it to tens of thousands

>>37282000
STATE
OF
YOU

BATTY
BOY
BENDER

>>37281968
>But the Tories are left wing too.

Bit early to be on the meths.

>>37281811
That will do lad. You have good taste.

You would make a worthy edition to the gang

I'm voting for Lib Dems. Not because I like them (god no, I despise them) but the prospect of a second referendum pissing off the majority of the country would be hilarious.

There's a chance they might force another Tory-Lib Dem coalition too, and that would not only piss off the tories, but it would also piss off Labour AND the Lib Dem voters

Contrarian is objectively the best political philosophy.

>>37282030
>They INCREASED immigration

Can't control EU immigration

>>37281730
Was he welsh or (((welsh))) from Cardiff and not speaking a word of the language

>>37282053
tory-lib dem coalition would just be a tory government, like the last time, lib dems are spineless

am i a gigantic faggot if i voted brexit but am also voting labour?

>>37282087
But they could have controlled the 260,000 non-EU immigrants that came in last year, and the year before... and the year before... and the year before...

What's your excuse for that?

>>37281424
Just because we aren't happy clappy, crying, cheering, wailing emotional children like you yanks, doesn't mean we're unfeeling and unemotive.

>>37282126
I'm considering doing the same thing tbqh lad

>>37282126

You're probably a fairly leftie leftie.

>>37282126
No
Just fuck the establishment's shit up lad

>>37282098
The lib dems held the tories back from a load of policies they wanted to implement in that government. I'm no supporter of them but your statement is ignorant.

>>37282126
I voted Brexit and I'm voting Lib Dems

Now that's what I call shitvoting!

>>37282127
They tried to control is and lowered it a bit.

Would you prefer Labour at the helm?

>>37282166
>shitvoting

good term, stealing it

>>37282126
Yeah, both Labour and Lib Dems would undo Brexit.

>>37282167
>Would you prefer Labour at the helm?

Yup!

>>37282167
>Would you prefer Labour at the helm?

I would prefer Labour and Tories to splinter into 3 parties

1 Socialist. 1 Conservative and 1 Blairite (which is literally the ONLY thing we can have in power right now)

I liked this quote from Corbyn's speech today.

>Young people, and especially young women, must be free to enjoy themselves in our society

Corbyn in favour of roasties riding the alpha male cock carousel until they are ready to settle down with a beta.

>>37282185
Enjoy Corbyn opening the floodgates then

>>37282126
Nah lad. Brexit might work in our favour, Jezza will change our foreign policy.
>Stop selling trident to Saudi Arabia
>Remove all our troops from the middle east
>Stop droning Syria when America clicks their fingers
Might stop getting blown up when that happens.

>>37282211
>500,000 immigrants a year for the past 20 years is not the floodgates

You're deluded

>>37282211

I am completely unconcerned about issues of nationality or immigration. Zero interest in either.

>>37282220
I don't think you understand what Corbyn is about. There wouldn't be any gates, it would just be whoever wants to come in.
Don't forget that Corbyn is pro-IRA and hates what Britain stands for.

>any pro corbyn posts are taken as legitimate labour shilling even if it's obvious satire
>posts defending the tories to the death somehow aren't taken as pro tory shilling

fuck both the parties, fuck 'em

>>37282236
>and hates what Britain stands for.

So does Theresa May (as do all globalist Blairite scum)

Funny that

>>37282215
>Stop selling trident to Saudi Arabia

What did he mean by this?

>>37282235
Good man.

I have literally no idea why people are against immigration

>I can't get a minimum wage job in a supermarket

If you're competing with fresh off the boat immigrants for jobs, you're a loser who hasn't taken advantage of the opportunities that growing up in this country provides

>Muh culture

The place is full of pakis and we still have our culture. Our culture hasn't diminished at all.

Can we just admit that Tories > Labour?

Tories represent the slow gradual decline of Britain, but Labour would destroy it.

>>37282204
every expert commenting on his speech said he was talking rubbish, especially when he starts blaming foreign policy

>>37282236
>hates what Britain stands for.

Hurrr-Durrr! I'm a patriotter!

>>37282250
only correct answer, it's a fake choice innit

>>37282273
>Please let more brown people so they can rape and murder our little girls

>>37282263
>22 children blown up
>I have literally no idea why people are against immigration

>>37282280
>saying this while defending tories

lmaoing at your life

>>37282269
At least with Labour we might keep free movement so we can fuck off and have a comfy britfeel community in Europe, unlike Tories who will stop us emigrating.

>>37282269
>but Labour would destroy it.

What, exactly, would they "destroy"?

>>37282236
>hates what Britain stands for.
You naive little child, you seriously think Shariah 'Too scared to say Islam' May is any different.

>>37282273
middle class people who've never been to Bradford.

>>37282290
Theresa May isn't the Conservative party you absolute dullard.

>>37282280
>caring about future roasties and refugee huggers

Intrasting!

>>37282283

By a Briton.

>>37282290
remember, mummy may thing islamophobia is wrong, wrong, wrong! we shouldn't talk about islam after attacks like the ones we had in westminster or manchester!

>>37282263
This lad gets it. And what's with the anti EU migrant stuff about that caused Brexit? The polish and Romanians are washing cars and serving coffee. Which Brit wants to wash cars for a living? These guys are willing to do any job that comes their way. Hats off to em.

>>37282272
Like who?

Sounds right to me. The Manchester bomber was trained in Libya and he was linked to all kinds of shit going on there.

That would never have happened if we hadn't been fucking around in Libya.

And the only reason we got involved in Libya was that Gadaffi wanted to start selling oil in exchange for gold rather than the US dollar, and the fact that the arabs only accept dollars for oil is the only thing propping the dollar up.

It's all about American greed and our kids paid the price.

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>>37281415
deciding what game to play next is a toughy.
bought 3 recently
>hatred
for a bit o fun
>salt and sanctuary
>oblivion
think gonna go with s&s first before i commit to oblivion.

>>37282312
his parents fled gaddafi
we removed gaddafi
he then bombs us

please explain this

>>37282285

Not stopping me lad, I've been in Ireland for three months and I'm off to France next week!

Will have to come back to Bongistan for a while in the winter to sort out les affaires, then I'm off out.

>>37282306
>The the son of an immigrant following an immigrant ideology foreign to Britain.

>>37282283
Wouldn't change anything. The guy was born in the UK.

Plus someone could come in from another country on holiday and blow us up too.

You don't have to live here to bomb the place.

>>37282325
The enemy of our enemy isn't always our friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Xmip4jHFw

this video, i dont even

>>37282263
>drives down pay
>drives up house prices
>puts strain on NHS
>puts strain on schools
>increases congestion
>don't integrate
>want to murder us

Gee there's no problem with immigrants at all.

>>37282345
>meme response

>>37282347
Trying too hard, just comes off as a pathetic cry for attention.

>>37282345
>Wouldn't change anything. The guy was born in the UK.

To immigrant parents!

No immigrants in Britain = no one born to Immigrants.

How do people not get this!

We could have stopped this shit happening if we had not let his parents in back in the 90s.

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>>37282283
That's because he was a ganja gremlin

>>37282292

Lived in Wibsey in my teens lad, still miss the spinach palak.

>>37282330
>France

It's 10x better than the UK, but it also has the same problems with Muzzies

>>37282353
Strain on NHS and Schools is not caused by immigrants. They contribute fuck loads in tax. The government is to blame for these.

>>37282399
Immigrants are a net drain, please do your research.

>>37282377
Brown people weren't the terrorists back then though.

>>37282377

Every single person living on these islands have immigrants in their bloodline. The UK is literally a mongrel nation, a nation of immigrants and invaders.

And so it shall continue.

>>37282353
>drives down pay

Only for shit jobs

>drives up house prices

That's foreign billionaires from China and the Arab world buying luxury houses in London, not some minimum wage immigrant. I totally agree that the billionaires shouldn't be allowed to drive up prices.

>Puts strain on NHS

The NHS would be fucked without them working there

>Puts strain on schools

So increase funding for schools, that's a good idea anyway

>Increases congestion

You mean traffic? That's going to happen anyway

>Don't integrate

Literally who gives a fuck? I don't care about this at all, it doesn't bother me in the slightest, it has no effect on my life.

>Want to murder us

Terrorists who bomb Britain are all born in Britain

>>37282377
They would have found a way to bomb us anyway.

>>37282396
Most places in western europe are much nicer to live than the UK. It's sad.

>>37282396

Oh, what problems are they?

>"There can be no love of country if there is neglect or disregard for its people"

Corbyn with the truth there, whatever May pretends.

>>37282423
>The UK is literally a mongrel nation, a nation of immigrants and invaders of all white people with a similar culture

>>37282090
Said he was from Snowdonia and spoke Welsh Primarily.

>>37282140
I'm aware of that. This guy's an accomplished artist who works at a legit video game company so he fits the stereotype quite well as you can imagine.

>>37282438
A sizeable population who are anti-western values and support people driving trucks into crowds of people and shoot up theatres

>>37282429
Ah a self hating cuck, that explains everything.

>>37282423
>70% the same as the neolithic age
>mongrel

>>37282429
I'm beginning to think talk about integration is jealousy.
White British people used to have community as well before Thatcher told us everything was about money.
People blame immigration for lack of social cohesion but its not really the cause is it.

>>37282429
I can't believe you're trying this hard (and failing) to rationalise supporting a section of society that only harms us.

>Being right wing and hating immigrants isn't contrarian anymore

Fuck off normies, I'm changing back to supporting immigrants and being left wing so I can be on the other side again.

>>37282450
>>The UK is literally a mongrel nation, a nation of immigrants and invaders of all white people with a similar culture

Incorrect lad. and has been for way more than a century. The UK Multi faith, multi culture, multi coloured country and if you're not okay with that... It's YOU that are not acting British.

Perhaps you should scope a few places and emigrate? I've travelled quite a bit and would be more than willing to offer suggestions.

>>37282488
It's not contrarian on 4chan, but it is defintiely contrarian in real life

The trick is to support both sides depending on which environment you're in

>>37282492

>I've travelled quite a bit and would be more than willing to offer suggestions.

Good idea mate, what's it like up your own ass?

>>37282492
>The UK Multi faith, multi culture, multi coloured country and if you're not okay with that... It's YOU that are not acting British.

Now I know you're trolling

>>37282460
>anti-western values

What "values"?

Please stop using cliches & meme speak!

>Corbyn piggy backs the death of 22 people, mostly children, to further his political agenda
>people will still vote for him

MUH DAH VO'ED LEYBUH SO AHLL VOHT LEYBUR

Um the real tragedy of Manchester is that Islamaphobes expected it to be a Muslim that did it.

Jumping to conclusions much racists?

>>37282505

You would not be welcome.
Others might enjoy it.

>>37282488
It's incredibly contrarian. Try blaming ANYTHING on immigrants in the outernet and you'll get shouted down immediately.

>>37282492
>The UK Multi faith, multi culture, multi coloured country

Wtf! I love children being blown up now!

>>37282506

Merely stating fact lad.

>>37282464
>I don't have anything to say so I'll call him a cuck

Well, I'm convinced. You should be a politician.

>>37282481
I dunno about that. It's a complex issue.

>>37282482
I can't believe you aren't even trying to counter my points. It's almost like you can't think of anything to say.

>>37282528
More like it's obvious that cutting police numbers leads to more shit like this.

>>37282528
Aye but yer da sells avon

>>37282565
>Wtf! I love children being blown up now!

You should probably turn yourself into the police then lad.

>>37282516
Living without being blown to peaces being one of them, you stupid paki

>>37282571
>it's obvious that cutting police numbers leads to more shit like this.

Or you know... pursuing policies of multiculturalism?

>>37282571
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593872/17bn-true-cost-immigration-UK-year.html

>oh my god the daily mail!

>>37282584

It must be hideous being so terrified of life.

CBT is really good these days if you can get on a program.

>Theresa May: Called Islam a great faith, talked about how great multiculturalism is, Says Sharia has a place in Britain.

>Corbyn: Has said nothing about immigrants or Islam.

Wouldn't it be funny if Corbyn was actually more harder on immigrants and muslims than May.

>>37282528
>Corbyn says nothing constructive about the deaths of 22 people, mostly children, during an election because he hates Britain.

You and people like you have overdone it, Jezza has become weirdly bullet proof through low expectations at this point. You learned nothing from the US election did you.

>>37282585
>Or you know... pursuing policies of multiculturalism?

It's not a "policy" we are a multicultural nation, there is no denying it. There is no single UK culture, no UK religion, no UK skin colour, no UK moral ethic, there is not even a single UK national identity...

We are in every sense a rainbow nation.

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Anyone else ok with Immigrants apart from muslims?

>>37282630
Not with Farron gunning for him and his votes. You forget that this isn't a 2 horse race.

I used to live in the same block of flats as a man who forbade me when I first moved there to ever look at his wife because it was in the Q'aran that no married woman could be seen by other men who aren't family.

Not even making that up either.

>>37282585
Oh yeah you're right, we should just kick all the muzzies out. That won't require more police either.

>>37282584
>blown to peaces
>calls other people stupid

I'm not surprised you are angry. But you should be angry at the education system that failed you.

>>37282592
>figures from Migrationwatch

Ah they sound unbiased!

>>37282649
I'm not a muslim, but I am fine with immigrants. I think it makes society more interesting. Britain would be a very bland place without immigration.

>>37282640
>There is no single UK culture, no UK religion, no UK skin colour, no UK moral ethic, there is not even a single UK national identity

Not now there isn't. It's been destroyed.

>>37282649
Polish can fuck off.
Worked on a building site last summer, nobody spoke a word of English. Felt very left out :'(

anyone else dyslexic and likes to read a lot?

im such a slow reader. i find fiction easy but it takes me a while to read non-fiction. its takes me about an hour to read 15-20 pages of a non-fiction book if i persistently read with out any breaks.

>>37282649
Sexy lad at the back in the leather jacket is well up for a fight.

Also, I hate poles, but that's because I worked beside a few in a factory and thye would never fucking communicate down the line in English.

>>37282660
>I don't like facts so I'll ignore it

You're done here pal.

>>37282660
>Britain would be a very bland place without immigration.

Yeah what would we do without all these rape gangs and terrorist attacks? How boring!

>>37282664

Ah well. What'll we call the new place then?

People's Republic Of Bong anyone?

>>37282620
I don't like her but that is a misrepresentation of what May was doing in that speech.

She was actually announcing an aggressive investigation of Sharia courts at the time which is an unprecedented thing to do, the state generally keeps out of religion.

She was just trying to sugar coat it a bit in reality, look at the context. "I'm not saying its wrong but yeah, we're sending investigators because we think it probably is".

>>37282660
>Britain would be a very bland place without immigration.
Even been to the small towns, or even Scotland lad.
Comfy as fuck, and all they have is maybe one paki family who owns the local Nisa.

>>37282664
Describe to me what this UK culture looked like.

>>37282680
Why are figures from Migrationwatch "facts", but figures from the government are lies?

>>37282682
>Totally ignoring the terrorist attacks are all done by British people who were born here
>Pretending that no white person has ever raped

The cognitive dissonance you people engage in is astounding.

>>37282697
>Small towns

Boring.

>Scotland

Amazing indian food, much better than the stuff you get down south.

>>37282697

Yeah, nice to visit for a weekend, maybe.