ITT: times you've revealed your power level/ robot level/

>>37271766
How oldr you?
Why lie?

>>37271766
hahahaha should have told her to google it

>>37271766
Ahhahahahaha

Oragu postal

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>>37271766
"A roastie, you know, when something has you so bothered you feel your temperature rising, youre roasting, youre a roastie."

>>37271811
22 years old origjnalisiaiaoqqkamsm

>I used to fill coke bottles up with rocks and leave them on a quiet road near my house
>cars would run them over and it would flick up to the underside of their car
>whenever they'd get out I'd shout stuff like "Gonna get you" or giggle manically like Pennywise thinking it was scary
>one day use money I saved up to rent a cement mixer
>wanted to fill bottles up with cement so they'd do more damage
>couldn't get it to work
>wasted $130 on it and just cried in my room
>years later I realise I could have just filled them with water and frozen them for some effect

I was like 16

>>37272488
Lol wtf are you doing? Why are millennials so coarse? Do you have no sense of consequences

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Bampin I know you faggots have stories

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>be 14
>huge Buffy and Angel fan (90s vampire themed TV show for those who don't know)
>carey a stake with me all the time
>take it to hs cause you never know it you gonna need it
>doing flips with the stake in my hand in class
>throw it and it falls on Stacy
>she get me a weird look while I pick it up
>"are you trying to look under my skirt?"
>realise I was right next to her ass with my hand under her chair
>"n-no my-m-my stake"
>pick up and show her the stake
>do y-you like buffy?
>class laughs
>got called the asstake for the next 3 years

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>work at a company of 100% white males for years
>indian gets hired
>one morning i'm walking down the aisle as he is walking the other way
>"good morning, pajeet. :)"
to be far his name sounds like of like pajeet. ;_;

>>37272556
Lol I remember you posting this

>>37274230
A real story or just enntstainment

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I've told this before, but I'll tell it again.

>be me in high school
>be sitting in band class
>girl I don't know sitting next to me
>be really bored
>take out flip phone
>open it up and randomly scramble my fingers across the number keys spastically, like a little kid playing pretend on phone
>flip it shut loudly and with satisfaction
>girl next to me is giving me a weird look
>"I was texting" I said
>she raises one side of her lip in disgust
>"No you weren't" she said
>"Yes I was"
>got mad and turned away, huffing angrily because she didn't believe me

>>37275974
U so stupod.bet u had a stipid look yon your face when you said it too.
How old were you?

>>37275974
I'm ashamed of you and I''m not even your dad

>>37272556
that's some autism orego

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>be me
>DotA 2 addict
>freshman year college
>nigger chad frat roommate
>conatantly stacies in our dorm room
>one friday night roommate is gone from room i hear a knock on door
>immediately two stacies walk in cz door unlocked
>be playing dota
>playing Templar Assassin
>they ask me where chad roommate is
>say idk
>Peruvian screams over game chat
>they say what are you doing kinda laughing at me for play computer games alone on a Friday night
>tell them I'm playing dota
>they ask what is dota
>go on describing in detail for like 5 mins bringing up how much money is in e sports and how dota is actually a sport and takes amazing talent
>they're obviously bored and after awhile just walk out of the room
>lost the fucking game

>helping sister with grocery shopping
>see a box with the word "roasties" on it
>stifle a laugh but she notices
>"whats funny anon?"
>without thinking point at the box
>"i dont get it"
>realise what ive gotten into but its too late to back out now
>explain to her what a roastie is
>she gives me a disgusted look
>spend the remaining time at the supermarket without talking

>>37277332
I'm scared this will happen to me one day

>>37275096
If this is true, somewhat ironically kill yourself

>>37271766
that's just being a beta, you didn't show your power level. Showing your power level would have been to actually tell her what it means.

>computer class 9th grade
>Asian kid I associate with a little looks a lot like VTech shooter
>One day see him, wave while I'm walking up to him and say, " yo, Cho sueng Ho"
>Try to play it off like he didn't hear me
>Look over his Photoshop project a little
>We never became good friends

I told my girlfriend what a roastie is and she thought it was funny
Also because of me she now refers to fuckboys as "Chads" when making fun of them

>>37277233
taking e sports seriously is instantly funny

>>37271766
Asked a patient I was transporting from hospital back home what his plans are for the future, forgot he had terminal cancer. That's probably my finest moment so far

>>37278306
How to tell if someone is an EMT?

They will tell you.

>>37278330
Nah EMT's are scrubs, I'm an ALS paramedic. Much better