Meanwhile on the /r9k/ gaming server....

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*steals your resources*

Oh whoops my bad

>punches you so you fall of a cliff and die and lose all your resources
ah shucks sorry about that

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>>37271497
I spent hours mining all those, how could you?

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>>37271516
Don't worry, Ill build an adventure raft and we can go on an expedition to go get them back

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>pass the keyboard robots, I got this

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>>37271610
Fine but don't messing with the sensitivity settings

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Anybody want to join my party? We're taking over objective A.

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>>37271716
REEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU STUPID SLAVSHITS!!!!

Who fucking roams as an anchor, they should be holding site reeeeeeeeee.

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>>37271610
heres ur controller bro!

Muh muh muh monster kill

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>>37271716
whatcha playin?

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>maining a heavy sword

Fucking pleb

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*builds fort*

stay away please

>>37271415
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE FUCKING WATCH MID YOU GUYS ARE MORE AUTISTIC THAN ISIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUSH B YOU FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CYKA CYKA KURWA KURWA THE MP7 IS THE BEST GUN IN THIS DROP OF GABENS MAN TIT SWEAT WE CALL A GAME

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>>37272309
We've lost objective Bravo to the Chad clan.

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>have anime avatar
>people single me out

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>>37272387
*goes prone to peep under skirt*

Join my party m8

Say hi to my girlfriend guys!
>gf puts on headset
Hi guys, whats going on? :3

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>>37271610
Gooo awayy /v/

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>>37272695
Get over here and take over Delta

>>37272815
What is delta? :D
Is it some resturant the Kardashians go to? :P

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>>37272835
*kicks you out of server*

That'll teach that whore

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Hey guys gamer girl here teeeheee

Who wants me to join there clan? I'm pretty pro and can rekt you so come at me bro! -3-

>>37272868
>tracks your IP and slits your fucking throath

That'll teach that virgin LOOOOOSEEER :P

>Runs 40 miles off to the side of the map and creates a secret doom fortress.
>Leaves spooky caches and messages everywhere.

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>>37272916
You're my favorite type of player, you can have my tendies whenever you'd like.

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mujsPpzx2Sc* micspam

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>>37272916
*raids ur fortress*

*trashes all the rare loot*

*leave 500 stick*

That'll teach you.

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>>37272935
Thank you, you too.

bob saget

>>37272964
>retreats to secret crypt I made with caches.
>rebuild smaller doom fort
>haunt my old ruins now and again

>>37272964
Someone kick this Chad out of the server please

>>37272995
>rapes u in the ass

Sub peeps, never played this game before.
Any tips?

>>37273029
>sees u hiding behind a 300x300px image of a little girl

>>37273060
>reaps u in the ass

>>37273060
OMG HOW DO U NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY WOWWWWWW BAKA DESU BAKA BAKA

>>37273097
I've only played shooters so far.
Never been into RPGs.
Fight me 1v1 on Dust 2.

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*bombs friendly territory*

Oh shit my bad guys...

>>37273135
>that kid who wants you to play css whenever he feels low value, no matter the context

>>37273139
How did you get a bomber in Skyrim?

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>>37273139
*jumps the line and steals bomber*
*flips it on the end of the runway*

sry haha

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>>37272995
*bring my 70 man clan all decked out in tier 12 legendary gear

*fire bombs your door*

*destroys your spawn point*

*claim base and call it Stick*

Now what nigger

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>>37273160
Quiet magic caster!

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>>37273173
*rally server into Mongolian raider horseback mode*
*impregnate your clan so hard youre gonna have trouble avoiding incest for the next 2000 years*

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>joins server
>turns on voicechat
>leaves mic on table
>furiously pound my girlfriend for several hours
>she screams and moans until she passes out from a final cervixshattering double-orgasm

Sorry about that bro's, so where were we?

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>>37273173
>hide in another fort.
>become wanderer and roam the lands trading my sticks.

>>37273223
Kek I recorded that.
See you on YouTube.

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>>37273223
*shamelessly faps to moans*

Uhh we were just about to raid the camp ahead...

>>37273223
>Record it, cut your grunts out.
>Cut it with some male porno grunts.
>Distort a little to make it seem like a candid recording.
>Send it to you in 2 years when you've forgot.
>You dump her for cheating.

>>37273257
"GUY FUCKS GIRLFRIEND ON CS:GO SERVER [WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT]"

Yeah, that will be a real hit

>>37273285
>implying I haven't dumped the slag by then
lmao, you don't fuck many chicks, do you?

>>37273303
just your mom, lad desu

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*teamkills you*

whoops... sorry, my finger slipped, i swear.

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>tfw each head has a life bar

Nothing personnel peasant

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>>37273204
>>37273223
Not so fast

*za warudos at you*

3 seconds have passed

*punch while server*

*hack inventory and replaces everything with stick*

Nothing personal

Use fuckin green text if you retards are going to erp goddamnit

This shit activates my autism

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>>37273576
*teleports behind you*

*put stick in dick*

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>joins your guild
>never once chats in guild chat
>never responds to raid invites
>guildmates start to wonder who this mystery is
>never say anything
>just do my daily grind in that one zone
>on all the time, even when nobody is
>spend months, even years gaining guild rep
>gain access to guild bank
>steal everything, all the shinny gear
>leave guild

get rekt fags