Femanons, if you met a guy who had an attractive face, great

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>i will never be as cool as jimmy page

>>37270946
I kinda look like him but I'm more skelly

Are you fucking kidding me? That'd be my ideal husband.

> too bad I'm a frumpy, shy, awkward librarian
> cool skinny boys never wanted to date me and they never will
Feels bad, man.
> tfw my red snapper will never take Led Zeppelin's red snapper
What's the fucking point.

No, skinny with long hair is ideal. Fat shills can leave.

>>37271346

define 'cool' you fucking bitch whore

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>>37271380
I don't think I'm fat desu

>>37271401
Damn fool so bitter

>>37270919
>5'7
eh, not terrible, 5'10 is the cutoff for manlets tho
>103 lbs
yikes skelly
>really long hair
unless it is well kept, i'm positive that it looks disgusting. really long hair only works for people that are already attractive and/or buff

>>37270919
A-are you me?

>attractive face
>great personality
Ok, nevermind...

>>37271401
Isn't neurotic like me and has a go-with-the-flow attitude.

You know, the opposite of the type of personality that calls a woman a bitch whore for typing the word "cool".

>>37271481

fuck you

>>37271609

oh yeah well if such a guy is so easy to find then why havent you found one yet hahaha fuck you good luck with that bitch have fun bitch

>>37271577
My face is average I think, and I don't think I have a good personality. I just wanted to know what femanons thought of skelly manlets with long hair

>5'7
40% of women would date you max even if you looked like Justin Beiber. Heightism is extreme for men..

>>37271648
If you have a great personality and an attractive face maybe you're good.
But if your social skills are as bad and if have at most an average face, you're fucked.
Girls rarely approach guys. If you're a loner and you're not stunningly beautiful you have no chance.

t. 24yo KHV. same height, same weight with straight very long hair.

>>37271836
I deleted too many words with my last edit.
I guess you can still get the point tho

>>37270919
As long as he has a great personality nothing else matters

>>37271868
>As long as he has a great personality nothing else matters

Of course you'll say that, dumbass.

>>37271346
Most of those "cool" (by your definition) skinny boys would date anyone who isn't fat.
If you're looking for attractive ones, well... good luck to find some.

>>37271346
>tfw my red snapper will never take Led Zeppelin's red snapper
Sick references sis

>>37271921
Why would anything else matter?
Are you shallow anon?

>>37270919
Same stats here, even the long hair, except penis is 7.5.

Not a girl, but all of them want to feel feminine with their boyfriend (big arms, muscles, etc) so no, they dont want us.

I have a 7.5" penis, but am a 5'3" manlet. Who wants to take my V-card?

>>37271984
Are you really telling me that looks don't matter?

>>37272082
Why would they matter?
Looks are not gonna make you happy, the person will

>>37272115
Looks and personality are factors to a relationship, Stop lying to yourself.

>>37272161
Lets agree to disagree :D

>>37272115
A good personality won't give me toe-curling climaxes.
Not that it wouldn't play a part, but saying physical attractiveness of a man/woman is completely unimportant is just silly.

>>37271628
Is this a troll? Usually even the mlst vitriolic robot uses capitals.

> easy to find
I never mentioned frequency at all.

>>37271648
Where the fuck are you guys?

I lived in Toronto and Vancouver and it's all Asian dudes who either dress better than me, pajeets with rape-staches, or white guys in snapbacks or polos with hitler youth haircuts. I moved back to the country, and it's white dudes in camo with buzzcuts.

>>37271945
> date anyone who isn't fat
I went on a couple dates with long hair qts back in college.
> they rejected me
> and i'm not fat

I want off this ride.

>>37271963
Probably sarcasm but yeah, Zeppelin glt into some /mischief/ involving underaged girls.

>>37272082
Looks matter because people project personalities onto attributes. The bad news is that personality and looks are often selerate. The good news is that most appearances can be made attractive through this process.

>>37272220
Not sarcasm. If I could get reborn I'd want to be a Led Zeppelin groupie.

>>37272203
Care to explain how I am wrong?

>>37272220
>I went on a couple dates with long hair qts back in college.
Okay, maybe I was talking just about me. I wouldn't reject anyone who isn't the opposite of me. I'd probably accept chubby girls too desu, but that;s just because I can't find anyone.

I guess some skinny guys can have high standards. Anyways, I'm surprised because I'm pretty sure most of them can't be so picky.

>>37272313
> high standards
Anyone can be delusional.

> are you really >plying that anyone who doesn't love you is delusional
> well no but

Although I think skinny guys, especially if they're young, can be picky because it seems a lot of girls are into that. But you're the skinny dude, so I think your view holds more weight.

> tfw i'm so single that i'm thinking back to a party where this cute dude told me about some metal concept album about werewolves and seriously considering asking the host for his contact info
I'm too far gone.

>>37272220
>Where the fuck are you guys?
born in Omaha Nebraska, moved to Atlanta Georgia when I was 14. its a terrible shitty city. Wheres a good city to live in?

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>>37272241
what about a black Sabbath groupie?

>>37272413
> heartland
I am so sorry.

> georgia
At least the gay club scene is good?

> good city
Wouldn't know. I just moved from Vancouver to a town in Ontario full of Amish people.

Why'd you move?

>>37272452
Dad got a job in Atlanta. Both Nebraska and Georgia are bullshit states. I don't give a fuck about either of them. I'm thinking about Going to California

>>37272444
>Iommi fingering
Intradesting

>>37272220

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa youre such a thirsty cunt what a loser you are youre whining because you cant find cool guys to date haha bitch youre such a dumb bitch whore I hope you die

>>37272494
> going to calfornia
Memes aside, don't do it. I went there and left my luggage and my heart in San Franciso and the dude at luggage was a dick.

>>37272444
> not being a groupie for a progressive rock band.

Unless he plays a dulcimer I don't want to hold his hand and tell him what a nice boy he is.

>>37272536
(You)

>>37272267
I just dont find looks to be important
that might be just me however
there is not much to explain

>>37272444
>unexpected intense homolust for Ozzy

These are feels I could do without

>>37272630
Would you settle a 1/10, then? Just to be sure, are you a woman?

>>37272409
I guess you're talking about skinny boys as a young Justin Bieber.
If you think about skinny pale and not so young boys is different. Think about Napoleon Dynamite body. You can't say that's what most girls like.

> tfw i'm so single that i'm thinking back to a party where this cute dude told me about some metal concept album about werewolves and seriously considering asking the host for his contact info
>I'm too far gone.
>implying girls who try to approach guys are pathetic
It's just a stupid tradition. How are shy guys supposed to find someone?
If you like him and you have the balls to make the first move, you should try. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>37272663
If he is nice and we get along well why wouldnt I?
also yes

>>37272698
>If he is nice and we get along well why wouldnt I?

Do you know why I can tell that this is bullshit?

>>37270946
that srot of idea is why rock music is stuck

no point n even playing if you will never be as great as slash or page or ect ect

fuck modern rock music man

>>37272698
>why wouldnt I?
Because looks is also important.
I agree it's not everything, but you can't say you would settle a 1/10 like it doesn't matter at all.

>>37272721
why?

>>37272756
but if that 1/10 perfectly matches your personality and what youre looking for why wouldnt you be with them?

>>37270919
>really long hair

Why do some robots worry about this? If it's such a problem, just cut it short.

>tfw same height and balding

>>37272680
> napoleon dynamite body
I do find that hot, but yeah, I'll concede that isn't as common.

> ask a dude out
I completely agree.

> except this party was over a year ago so it would be totally creepy
> he was a math major and he kept getting excited about Slough Feg
> my heart

are we talking nasty ass flat greasy hair thats not meant to be long or luxurious clean voluminous locks...

>>37272819
Are you single? Would you mind (in terms of looks) rate yourself?

>>37272842
>tfw no napoleon dynamite body because I'm short

>>37272599

lmao youre rock bottom whining on /r9k/ about how you cant get a boy to date you next time you want to kill yourself just swallow the full bottle of pills and dont wake up you loser cunt

>>37272819
>but if that 1/10 perfectly matches your personality and what youre looking for why wouldnt you be with them?
Because personality is not everything exactly as look is not everything too.
You wouldn't stay with a beautiful guy if he's a total jerk and you hate them despite he's good looking. And you wouldn't stay with the nicest guy on the planet if you find him aesthetically repulsive.

>>37272842
> except this party was over a year ago so it would be totally creepy
Hell, I see the problem. I guess you missed a chance.

>>37272860
Yes
Slightly below average I think

>>37273046
can I be your friendo anon

>>37273065
Sure
leave contact info plox

>>37273096
[email protected]
send to here

>>37273044
Some people might not care about looks. Not everyone is the same.

> missed chance
Yep.

>>37272884
> you're still probably a total babe though

>>37272979
> it's pathetic to whine on /r9k/ so I'll flio out instead

>>37270919
Hell yeah. I would suck the floor he steps on

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