My friends ex posts nude photos of herself online. Ever since I seen them, i started fetishizing her. At the height of this i was jacking of to her pics everyday. They broke up 4 years ago and were no longer friends. She has a boyfriend, but should i message her and tell her i have a crush on her ? Any ideas?
Me and him are no longer on speaking terms
>>37260248
What a whore. Why are women whores?
>>37260248
post moarrr
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>>37260458
give me advice and ill post more
>>37260248
>She has a boyfriend, but should i message her and tell her i have a crush on her ?
Fuck no. Are you retarded? No. Do not do that. Also, post pics of her here pls.
>>37260500
why not ?
heres what id say
"Are you single? I always had a crush on you"\
That way she thinks i dont know she has a bf
>>37260500
Ill post more for advice on what to say
Im gonna message her
>>37260438
>Why are women whores?
Because they are animals made for breeding and fucking. Even breasts are more about sex than feeding babies, as all primates only have enlarged breasts when feeding young, while human women push that shit up in your face and are full of erogenous zones.
Unless they are educated and taught to rein in their shit (which they aren't any more) they will fuck and tease and fuck some more until they have squirted out all the bastards they bred with random chads and then turn into bitter grannies that aren't used to not being railed on regular basis.
Seriously, women are all about sex, that's all their bodies and subconscious is made for and thinks about.
Don't complain then that women are being women, but blame those that raised them and failed to instil humanity in these breeding sows.
>Ask if it's alright to jump off this bridge
>We tell you not to jump off the bridge
>"You can't tell me what to do!"
>Proceeds to jump off the bridge
all you'ere fault
>>37260554
im asking what to say, i doubt shes ever gonna break up with her bf so theres never gonna be a good time
>>37260489
well i wouldent do it
>>37260597
Just be like
>yo did you hear the news
>"what news?"
>omg you didn't hear the news
>girl you live under a rock or sth?
>"wtf man"
>how've you been anyways, long time no see
>>37260675
why not, the worst she could do is ignore me right?
>>37260699
the worst thing that can happen is you emberesing yourself she telling everione what you did everione making fun of you and you regreting it forever
>>37260514
a true Machiavellian scolar
do you want to creep somebody out? because that's how you creep somebody out. the chances of something good coming out of this are functionally zero.
>>37260753
how about just "hey"
>>37260727
i dont know anyone she knows so thats not really something im worried about at all
>>37260248
>should i message her and tell her i have a crush on her ?
No
>Any ideas?
Contact her casually, work your way "up", but be prepared to fail miserably.
>>37260861
whats a good opening line? ive known her since 6th grade btw if it matters
>>37260817
well how do you compare to her BF and exbf
>>37260916
her exbf cheated on her(my ex friend), her current bf and her seem happy together
She loves attention and to be reminded of how hot she is in other's eyes. You're an ultravoyeur who primarily watches her. You are the perfect match for her exhibitionism. You were meant to be. Tell her everything. She will feel like a deity and she will know that you can provide her that feeling.
>>37260248
Don't say you have a crush on her. Say you want to fuck her. Treat her as much as an object as possible she'll get off it that trust me.
Fucking hell just do it. Arrange a time and place too.
Actually the worst thing that can happen is she tells her new boyfriend he tracks you down and he beats you to shit.
>>37260248
Protip: never tell anyone you have a "crush" on them if you're a man.
>>37260990
you are a Faggot
>>37261009
this
>>37260514
Her boyfriend doesnt matter you idiot.
Dont ever tell her you have a crush on her. Let her have a crush on you.
>>37260981
i meen in looks and social financial status
>>37261302
im way better looking, and were about the same financially
>>37260913
>>37261325
so if you went together too school sugedt a class reunion or something first contact some other people then contact her and say x y z are coming will you show up and build from that or if she refuses contact couple days later about how the reunion was fun and if she wants to meat up some times later
p.s. post moar pics
>>37261369
i dont know people from our classes well enough to set something like that up
>>37260248
No. Do not do this, you fucking retard. Never do this, even if she's single.
The moment you tell some girl that you love her, then it's all fucking over after that.
The key is to make her think she loves you first. Never tell them you love them, don't be a fool.