Joan of Arc was a CUTE.

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>>37255364
>tfw into short haired women
>tfw not into that short
>tfw her hair still is pretty cute
Why can't I have a Joan of Arc eye candy friend

>the no medieval wanabee swordsman short hair opponent to rape after winning the batlle

looks like crispy

She was probably a feminist tho.

>>37255364
>romanticized paintings of joan of arc was a cute
fixd that for ya kid.

>>37255440
most feminists are not religious fanatics

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>>37255450
Most girls don't get ugly until their 20s anyway

>>37255500
people barely lived past 30 in joan of arc's time
they had lives of hard labour, unless they were an aristocrat they probably were pretty rough looking by 20.

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>>37255665
yeah she must've been an old hag just because of the time period she was born and speculation. Yeah that's why all those 3rd world teenaged slave labourers are all so ugly and advanced aging.

forgot to mention she was a virgin and died that way, also suffered from schizo and have no social life, is she, dare to say, our girl?

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>>37255364
She was too good for this sinful Earth.

>>37255665
>people barely lived past 30 in joan of arc's time
Myth, somewhat. Medieval/Renaissance life expectancies were skewed toward being younger because of all the infant deaths. People who lived to their teens usually lasted to their 50s at least.

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>>37255364
>tfw she accomplished more in her short 19 years than you ever will in your lifetime

>>37255825
>comparing a dark skinned person to a light skinned person re: ageing
not a good example anon. also all modern people have benefited from basic medical advancements not available in the time of joan of arc that have reduced stress on their systems.

if you want to believe the ye olde time equivalent of a glamour shot is an accurate reflection of what she looked like thats your choice. this girl was out there roughing it in the sun on battle fields and later in dungeons.

>>37256083
maybe for the aristocracy. the avg person did not live to 50 back then.

>>37256182
>maybe for the aristocracy. the avg person did not live to 50 back then
They did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy

>>37256149
Anon, we shouldn't let ourselves use the success of others to stop our own pursuit of fulfillment and happiness. This surely wasn't what these great people throughout the history would've wanted to see.

>>37256235
>if you made it to x age
>excluding all the people that lived, fucked, reproduced, and died before 21 in that time.
bit of a weird way to calculate ave age don't ya think? btw it does say avg age from birth is 30.

>>37256083
>Barely lived past 30
Average life expectancy was low just because of high infant mortality rate

>>37255440
A feminist then is ultra conservative now

>>37256560
>was low just because of high infant mortality rate
and the high kid mortality rate and the high adult mortality rate.
if you go to the source from wikipedia the sample size for that number is laughably low for statistical analysis and 23 individuals observed. and again, its pretty likely this was data from aristocrats and not your avg peasant. if you can find him saying this data was sourced from the general population i'd get behind it.
https://books.google.com/books?id=T4DLK7zLxYMC&lpg=PP1&pg=PA8#v=onepage&q&f=false

> implying she wasn't a bbc slut

They called her Jean D'Arc because she took her johns dark.

>>37255364

Didn't she denounce her faith and admitted about lying to the king about an angel that visited them?

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>>37255385
>tfw get called gay for liking short haired women

Why does it matter if the rest of her is feminine reeee

>>37255364
she was also violently schizophrenic.

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>>37255364
i've always had a crush on her 3bh

>>37255364
She looks like she could be in a really hip darkwave revival band

>>37256798
>someone claiming to have been visited by angels is either lying or under severe misapprehension

you don't fucking say?

>>37255364
That cannot be an original painting even every other obvious reason aside, because armour like that didn't come into fashion until about 70 years after her death

>>37255364
she was a dumb hoe that got BTFO on the only duel she ever fought
she was like the first guildmaster with her beta orbiters doing all the work

>>37257360
Aren't all the crazy bitches that way.

>>37258842
STOP RUINING MY FEMALE HISTORY FANTASIES
>TFW BOUDICA WAS A COWARD